Shower Beer

[Anonymous No.17830818]

Ahhhhh
What do you like to eat/drink in the shower?

[Anonymous No.17830831]

shower meth

[Anonymous No.17830833]

>>17830831
That's neither food nor drink. Take it to another thread

[Anonymous No.17830835]

beans

[Anonymous No.17830840]

>>17830818
if you can shower and drink you aren't drinking fast enough

[Anonymous No.17830855]

>>17830840
>U N F I L T E R E D

[Anonymous No.17830864]

>>17830840
My cringe-o-meter is going off

[Anonymous No.17831188]

>>17830818
Masshole detected

[Anonymous No.17831249]

>>17831188
Boston, specifically
The best beer in America is in new england

[Anonymous No.17831513]

>>17831249
You wanna come down to central sq and do some heroin? We can play some scratch lotto after. Bring a pack of pall malls cuz I'm out.

[Anonymous No.17831517]

>>17831513
Sorry but I've never done drugs
I like cigars, though

[Anonymous No.17831518]

>>17831513
This is why I don't get Sam Adam's new stupid ad campaign FROM BOSTON, because your post is exactly how I mentally picture what your typical Bostonian is like.

[Anonymous No.17831536]

>>17830833
Did they ban tobacco posting? I hope so. If not, meth is fair game.

[Anonymous No.17831544]

>>17831536
I don't care what they banned or didn't ban. My thread is about calorie-yielding foodstuffs only

[Anonymous No.17831575]

>>17830840
this but replace drinking with showering

[Anonymous No.17831590]

Love drinking in the shower after a long day. I try to bundle a lot of my routine into it so it feels transformative. I poop, shave, shower, drink - so I start uncomfortable, gross, unshaven and stressed, and exit the shower feeling like a new man.

[Anonymous No.17831593]

the best shower beer is at the airport after a long haul flight, pic rel is what i usually grab out of the cooler on my way through the lounge

[Anonymous No.17831600]

Isn't this literally a reddit meme? I hate what this board's become.

[Anonymous No.17831601]

ill tell ya what, i like to drink king cobra when i decide to skip the shower and lay in bed

[Anonymous No.17831602]

>>17831513
I think I've seen you on my bus before, mate.

[Anonymous No.17831620]

Do all of you just drink until you pass out?

[Anonymous No.17831629]

>>17831593
tf are you talking about, a fucking private airfield?

[Anonymous No.17831647]

>>17831629
not all but many major airport lounges offer shower facilities

[Anonymous No.17831662]

>>17831600
i only really drink in the shower when i have a bad hangover and need to get past it to go and do something. rapid cold can of stella and a lukewarm shower does the trick.

[Anonymous No.17831684]

>>17831601
Based snake piss enjoyer

[Anonymous No.17831725]

Can't go wrong with a Budweiser in the shower or like this anon >>17831593, a Japanese beer.

[Anonymous No.17831752]

>>17830818
Beer and cigarettes is the perfect pairing with any shower.
Why mess with perfection?

[Anonymous No.17831759]

>>17831620
Depends on how much cocaine is up my nose.

[Anonymous No.17831835]

>>17830818
your mom's piss

[Anonymous No.17831857]

my last house had a bath tub and every sunday evening I'd have a nice hot bath with a few beers and it was max comfy

[Anonymous No.17831864]

>>17831647
lounge? is this a first class thing?

[Anonymous No.17831865]

I like a glass of Laphroaig in there.

[Anonymous No.17831876]

I used to shower beer all the time but I don't drink much anymore

[Anonymous No.17831880]

>>17831864
sometimes just having a 1st class or business class ticket gets you in the lounge, or if you have membership to one of those "travel alliance" things that cover a bunch of airlines. those can be bought outright or "earned" by flying a shitload.

[Anonymous No.17831885]

>>17830818
Shower water

[Anonymous No.17831941]

>>17831865
How do you get to this point?

[Anonymous No.17831973]

>>17831864
In the UK most airports have a lounge you can just pay to access - I've done it a few times. It's just a nicer place to wait, with food/drink and other ameneties included.

[Anonymous No.17832285]

The best shower beer is a crisp cider in a warm shower

[Anonymous No.17832305]

>>17831600
don't think r*ddit has a monopoly on showering or drinking beer, maybe we should ask a r*ddit expert

[Anonymous No.17832307]

>>17831880
>>17831973
i'd figure i'd've seen the ones in Denver, St. Louis, Missouri or Nashville. Those kinds of things tend to stick out like an extra thumb up an exposed ass.

[Anonymous No.17832327]

>>17830818
I honestly don't understand the appeal of shower beers. Tried it many times, never liked it.

[Anonymous No.17832359]

>>17831865
>whoops the bottle slips and breaks in the bathtub
>broken glass shards everywhere
>you are naked
Great job there dipshit

[Anonymous No.17832380]

>>17832359
Đorđe Martinović incident waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.17832386]

>>17830818
Ahh... shower beer thread

[Anonymous No.17832688]

>>17830818
I don't drink in the shower. I'm a serious alcoholic and I don't want my alcohol to get diluted.

[Anonymous No.17832701]

>>17832359
>the broken glass shards hit the end of the bathtub like a half-pipe and circumcise you on the way back down

[Anonymous No.17832910]

>>17832285
Sweet drinks are gross and for women

[Anonymous No.17832995]

>>17832910
Cider isn't sweet.

[Anonymous No.17833064]

>>17832995
Your taste buds have been blown out by processed sweets and cantonese food

[Anonymous No.17833375]

>>17832910
t. 'Man' with so little masculinity that even drinking a sweet drink could send him toppling over the edge into trannyville

[Anonymous No.17833383]

a cool sapporo while i relax in an onsen

[Anonymous No.17833428]

>>17833064
No. Cider isn't sweet. The sugar from the apple is fermented. This is how alcohol is made.

[Anonymous No.17833441]

>>17830831
STRAIGHT DROOOOOOOP

[Anonymous No.17833455]

>>17831249
Vermont and Maine are really the only good states in NE that make beer. More Vermont than Maine. Massachusetts has treehouse but that's it

[Anonymous No.17833490]

imagine being such a fat fuck that you can't even take a shower without drinking/eating something

[Anonymous No.17833498]

>>17833455
>more Vermont than Maine
I can physically sense the presence of the Bernie Sanders bumper sticker on your car.

[Anonymous No.17833509]

>>17831593
>Asahi in a lounge-shower
Holy shit you must literally be me.

[Anonymous No.17833510]

>>17831865
I bet shower water gets in your Scotch. Learn to respect Scotch, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17833524]

>>17833510
Hairy, obese hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.17833645]

>>17833455
Tasteless effeminate faggot

[Anonymous No.17833685]

>>17830818
>halles landbier
>unfiltered
>twitter
drink less faggy beer, fag

[Anonymous No.17833694]

>>17833685
ESL begone

[Anonymous No.17833813]

>>17833685
Let's see Paul Allen's beer.

[Anonymous No.17833831]

>>17833694
Huh? I'm a white American male.

>>17833813
Last beer I had was Oberon

[Anonymous No.17833865]

>>17833831
Looks good. Don't see why you feel the need to knock a pretty run of the mill local lager

[Anonymous No.17833886]

>>17833685
>buy macro lager
>get called a pleb
>buy local lager
>get called a fag
A man just can't win these days

[Anonymous No.17834261]

>>17833498
it's right next to my blm and darwin fish sticker, on my subaru outback of course

[Anonymous No.17834264]

>mow the lawn
>sweaty and gross
>turn water lukewarm, almost cold
>get shower beer
Is there a better feeling?

[Anonymous No.17834274]

>>17833645
>not drinking cheap mexican beer as a go to
Anon, narragansett isn't even good ironically, every hipster pizzashop or bar ever sells it as their poor person option and even then it's overpriced

[Anonymous No.17834285]

>>17834274
>every hipster pizzashop or bar ever sells it as their poor person option
Uhhh okay. Do you actually go to bars and order macro lagers? That's really weird
>Anon, narragansett isn't even good ironically,
Wrong, tastelet

[Anonymous No.17834295]

>>17834274
Not them, but I'm in RI. Gansett is the go to and almost anything else feels wrong.

[Anonymous No.17834439]

>>17834285
I never implied that I did? In case you're illiterate, I'm making fun of narragansett so clearly I'm not ordering it or any other macros whenever I go out.

>>17834295
I'm sure it's good by Rhode Island standards, but in the developed parts of the country, it's ass

[Anonymous No.17834459]

>>17834439

[Anonymous No.17834492]

>>17834439
Not even my favorite beer. Just my go to pilsner.

[Anonymous No.17834530]

>>17831835
based piss chad

[Anonymous No.17834538]

>>17832910
>caring about what another man is drinking
worse than a woman

[Anonymous No.17834561]

>>17833441
Stop it D

[Anonymous No.17834563]

>>17831880
There's probably like one person who browses ck that gets 1st class... most of us are euro poors or middle class American's.

[Anonymous No.17836324]

>>17830818
Rainier beer

[Anonymous No.17836334]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.17836336]

>>17830835
Beanstall

[Anonymous No.17836398]

>>17833831
the tangerine and the barrel aged one of that oberon is trash

[Anonymous No.17836401]

>>17834561
dont say my name