/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17829777]

Just picked up 10 of these

[Anonymous No.17829779]

This is probably the best thread on /ck/ in years.

[Anonymous No.17829782]

No you didn't.
Is this another roleplay thread?

[Anonymous No.17829816]

>>17829777
Dissapointed that it was not off-brand chlorine after clicking thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.17829840]

>>17829782
lurk more. newfag

[Anonymous No.17829876]

Isn't propylene glycol a pesticide or an I thinking of something else?

[Anonymous No.17829947]

High Fructose Corn Syrup with #1 Blue coloring..

[Anonymous No.17829955]

>dude what if we make a fictional and ridiculous processed food product and claim it's real? it'll TOTALLY be deep commentary about consumerism and culture!
yawn. it's been done to death.

[Anonymous No.17829971]

>>17829955
I don't get it

https://www.kroger.com/p/what-s-sip-blue-raspberry-flavored-beverage/0001111002266

[Anonymous No.17829975]

>>17829876
i stopped and had to ask myself if that was antifreeze

[Anonymous No.17830654]

>>17829955
I'd eat this

[Anonymous No.17830671]

>>17829779
I know you're talking shit, anon, but I kind of agree.

[Anonymous No.17830678]

>>17829777
I seriously don't understand why this is such a meme amongst zoomers.
>OMG SUGAR WATER

Everything you eat has artificial flavors and colors in it. The main ingredients are water, sugar, and citric acid. You don't see a million threads a day about Gatorade, yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.17830692]

And by the way high fructose corn syrup is indistinguishable as far as your metabolism goes from cane sugar. It's just sugar derived from sweet corn. But somehow you see big fancy words and revolt. Like you should be more concerned about sugar free drinks with literal cancer causing chemicals in them and getting injected with dna altering vaccines than a jug of kool aid but you do you.

By the way, sugar are two of the main ingredients in emergency survival ration. If the government is giving it to their elite fighter pilots, chances are the soccer mom down the street who shops at whole foods doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.

[Anonymous No.17830704]

>>17830692
Enjoy your goyslop, mutt

[Anonymous No.17830714]

>>17829777
>propylene glycol
The fuck? Are you meant to drink it or use it to de-ice aircraft?

[Anonymous No.17830718]

>>17830692
>And by the way high fructose corn syrup is indistinguishable as far as your metabolism goes
That doesn't stop HFCS from tasting like shit.

[Anonymous No.17830720]

352g sugar in that bad boy

[Anonymous No.17830723]

>>17830704
You are the only people I've ever seen who brag about consuming high amounts of sugar

[Anonymous No.17830725]

>>17829876
>>17829975
its in literally everything chuds

[Anonymous No.17830730]

>>17830692
>And by the way high fructose corn syrup is indistinguishable as far as your metabolism goes from cane sugar
adam ragusea told me different

[Anonymous No.17830738]

>>17829955
>t. hasn't won a visit from David

[Anonymous No.17830756]

>>17830714
I'd guess its a stabilizer so the ingredients don't settle out.

[Anonymous No.17831041]

>>17829955

[Anonymous No.17831047]

>>17829840
Lurk nothing. Stop role-playing on a cooking board. We know you didn't buy any at all. It's fucking weird bud. Find a new hobby.

[Anonymous No.17831153]

>>17829777
>Propylene glycol is “generally recognized as safe” by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) (FDA 2017). FDA considers an average daily dietary intake of 23 mg/kg of body weight to be safe for persons 2–65 years of age (ATSDR 2008). Various foods, cosmetics, and pharmaceutical products contain propylene glycol.

[Anonymous No.17831231]

>>17829779
Ikr. I can't believe how blue it is. And omg the cap... ITS RED HAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.17831561]

>>17829840
What?

[Anonymous No.17831594]

>>17829777
Y

[Anonymous No.17831666]

>>17831041
i don't think that's what was meant when they said 'reduce, reuse, recycle'.

[Anonymous No.17831687]

>>17829777
Why would anyone actually drink this?

[Anonymous No.17831691]

>>17831687
It's a mixer for obscuring the taste of shitty vodka

[Anonymous No.17831817]

ah yes, the blue drink

[Anonymous No.17831842]

>>17829975
It literally is antifreeze. It's a chemical that absorbs water. I'm not sure why it's in there, maybe it's a thickener or something?

[Anonymous No.17831871]

>>17831817
I like how it tastes like what I think blue would taste like it colors had taste, the green one tastes scratchy and makes my throat itchy but I like green flavor more than blue

[Anonymous No.17831872]

>>17831842
Diuretic to make you drink more and consoom faster, forcing you to buy another jug sooner than later

[Anonymous No.17831901]

>>17830730
>adam ragusea
Who?

[Anonymous No.17831905]

>>17829777
Checked, but this is literal parasite food, as well as a distributor of heavy metals and chemicals harmful to the human body, mind, soul and spirit. You should instead burn the places down that manufacture these poisons, in the lower hell dimensions of this realm.

[Anonymous No.17831925]

>>17829777
Checked trips and also
>0% JUICE

[Anonymous No.17831984]

>>17831687
its for ghetto dwellers

[Anonymous No.17831989]

>>17831901
Afan mrahusea

[Anonymous No.17831993]

>>17831905
go back to /pol/ you retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.17832042]

>>17829777
You post that, I post this.

[Anonymous No.17832121]

>>17830704
This image sounds horrible until you realize it's just a small girl being stupid and not being able to tell the difference between a normal cross and a cross made of coca cola

[Anonymous No.17832601]

>>17832042
and then i give you the answer to all your above-average, semi-healthy hydration needs.
>please note the cap. pop cap is crucial.
every second you spend twisting a cap on and off adds up to a very huge waste of hydration time.

[Anonymous No.17832617]

>>17830692
RNA-altering vaccines, you illiterate retard.
Also
>implying the government giving a certain food to soldiers means that food is healthy and safe
>the same government that packs airmen into AC-130s with ammo so unbelievably carcinogenic that gunners are pretty much guaranteed to get some kind of cancer before they're even discharged
>the same government that underspent on earpro and tested experimental biological warfare inoculations on soldiers in the Gulf War, leading to chronic neurological problems and widespread tinnitus
How can you be so skeptical of big pharma while being such a mondo bootlicking faggot for lowest-bidder meatgrinder corpogovernment at the same time?

[Anonymous No.17833157]

>>17830692
>If the government is giving it to their elite fighter pilots
Same government that's telling you you're being an autistic retard about vaccination btw

[Anonymous No.17833176]

>>17830725
no it really isn't
maybe it's in your food but it damn sure ain't in mine
we live completely different lives

[Anonymous No.17834634]

>>17833157
go back to /pol/ you retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.17834654]

>>17829777

God it's ridiculous how I didn't get juvenile diabetes I pounded these things, and shit like otter pops and sunny D.

[Anonymous No.17834660]

>>17829777
Nice anti freeze
Saddly it's out of season

[Anonymous No.17834842]

>>17829955
its real

[Anonymous No.17834852]

>>17834634

[Anonymous No.17834864]

>17834852
/qa/ lost faggot

[Anonymous No.17834866]

>>17831817

>"MWAHAAAAAHH the American... drink....

[Anonymous No.17834871]

Wow a corn syrup drink with synthetic chemical colorant, cyanide blue and all. What a delicacy. Better run out and stock up on it for the coming hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.17834875]

>>17830692
sucrose from cane sugar > fructose from corn syrup

And a lot of that "corn syrup" is from sugar beets and thus full of mercury.

[Anonymous No.17834881]

>>17832042
>>17832042
Pussy
amateur
virgin boi

[Anonymous No.17834887]

>>17832601
The amount of water your body uses to process that sugar is more than the water you consume with that sugar drink. You're actually dehydrating by consuming it.

[Anonymous No.17835060]

>>17829777
Isn't propylene glycol that shit they put in antifreeze? Nigga it's almost summer you don't need no antifreeze.

[Anonymous No.17835072]

>>17829876
You're thinking of ethylene glycol. Nearly the same except ethylene glycol is much more toxic. Propylene glycol is much less toxic, and it tends to give people the shits. I think the liver tries to process it like an alcohol or something.

[Anonymous No.17835078]

>>17831871
green peaness flavor

[Anonymous No.17836661]

>>17834887
you're telling me it takes a gallon of water to process a single packet of that shit? are you some kind of biochemist? stfu karen.

[Anonymous No.17836685]

>>17829777
How does it taste OP? I really want to try this but we do not have "Kroger" in the land of the leaf. feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.17836696]

>>17834875
Sucrose is just 50% glucose and 50% fructose.
High fructose corn syrup is 45% glucose and 55% fructose.
Both of them are utter shit for you, fructose is murder on your liver in high quantities and cane sugar has plenty of it as well.

[Anonymous No.17836702]

Someone post the Nigerian horse whiskey.
>>17834881
> Lean, also known as purple drank, purp, or oil, and several other names, is a recreational drug beverage, prepared by mixing prescription strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with a soft drink. The beverage originated in Houston and is popular among the hip hop culture of the southern United States.
Wtf, I thought it was just grape soda. As in, the stuff the juggalo troll in Homestack drinks?

[Anonymous No.17837400]

>>17830730
>adam fagusea

[Anonymous No.17837409]

>>17829777
Why do they need to add brominated vegetable oil?

[Anonymous No.17837422]

>>17829777
wow, you're so strong

[Anonymous No.17837446]

>>17829777
>Nutrition Facts
Almost everything 0
>0% Juice
lmao fucking mutts.

[Anonymous No.17837461]

You guys seem to be missing the full Henton's™ Quality products line up.
>Davis will NOT be pleased

[Anonymous No.17837470]

I’m Davis and I promise that no court order or genital cuff will keep me from visiting you.

I'm coming.

[Anonymous No.17837472]

>>17829777
at once?

[Anonymous No.17837708]

>>17832121
its made of pibb faggot
respect the name

[Anonymous No.17838913]

>>17831666
whatever you say satan

[Anonymous No.17838937]

>>17831842
antifreeze is ethylene glycol and is poisonous, propylene glycol is a common food additive and of no concern