/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17825975]

>Search recipe online
>Author starts telling their entire life story.

[Anonymous No.17826036]

thats why you use a recipe manager faggot

[Anonymous No.17826044]

whats wrong with the author telling their life story?

[Anonymous No.17826065]

>Search recipe online
>All the comments are people talking about how they changed the ingredients

[Anonymous No.17826086]

>>17826044
I've got no time for your blog post. Just give me the goddamn recipe.

[Anonymous No.17826105]

>ask grandma for recipe
>she starts telling her life story

[Anonymous No.17826109]

>>17825975
>search recipe online
>press "go to recipe" button

[Anonymous No.17826117]

>>17826105
Wholesome.
Having to read several pages about the 2008 Italian holiday in Tuscany of a rando foodblogger where they discovered the most amazing pasta dish at a little mountainvillage and how the night went is cancerous though.

[Anonymous No.17826131]

>>17825975
>ask grandma her life story
>she tells me her recipe for upside down pineapple cake

[Anonymous No.17826184]

>>17825975
You’re probably just memeing but as a real answer, it’s to put more keywords into the page so that their blog can show up more often on searches

[Anonymous No.17826351]

>cook recipe from memory
>the food tells me my lifestory

[Anonymous No.17826492]

>Google my name
>computer tells me my life story

[Anonymous No.17826621]

>>17826184
>name of the recipe is bolded and keeps showing up with the exact same wording over and over
They never even try to hide it.

[Anonymous No.17826643]

>>17826131
Well anon, are you going to share the recipe?

[Anonymous No.17826651]

>>17826086
dont be a stupid retard and scroll 2 inches down
people are kind enough to share their recipes with you, dont act like a spoiled kid.

[Anonymous No.17826961]

>>17826651
>Noooo you must listen how my week long trip to Italy was in excruciating detail!
I don't give a fuck dude. Just give me that sauce recipe.

[Anonymous No.17826967]

>google someone’s life story
>get a recipe

[Anonymous No.17827006]

>>17826086
I feel ya ma man.

[Anonymous No.17827019]

>>17826117
Your fake story sounds pretty cool, I'd be excited to try to recreate that pasta dish.

[Anonymous No.17827181]

>>17826961
https://twitter.com/theandrewnadeau/status/1131388407085711365
https://twitter.com/chelseaperetti/status/1065627325960675328
maybe stop having the same humor as reddlt and twitter

[Anonymous No.17827185]

it's for search engine optimization

[Anonymous No.17827194]

here's how to boil water

well my grandpapi used to live on a farm and he raised emus....[useless shit]
he loved how the emus reacted to him [more useless shit]

water in a saucepan or pot
turn on fire

[Anonymous No.17827304]

>>17827185
Ok. And you know that the people visiting your site that are using some algorithm, are there for the recipe, not your blog. So put it at the top, or have a hyperlink to take them down to the recipe. And if they care to read your blog, they still have that option.

[Anonymous No.17827367]

>>17826086
There are browser extensions that will jump right to the recipe when you load the page. Skips past the blog garbage. Recipe Cart is a good one which works in both chrome and firefox browsers.
https://getrecipecart.com/recipe-cart-extension

[Anonymous No.17827371]

>>17825975
>watching a video instead of reading a written recipe

Your first mistake.

[Anonymous No.17827374]

>>17826967
kek

[Anonymous No.17827461]

>cook dinner without a recipe
>its a chapter of my autobiography where I am cooking dinner

[Anonymous No.17827702]

>>17827371
Anon, that's commonplace even in written recipes

[Anonymous No.17827743]

>>17826643
It was the mid 1990s, a time of comingled fear and exaltion. A new millennium was approaching. The future was coming with all that entailed. Hope. Uncertainty. Yes, and the Y2K bug-- due to take effect a year before the technical change of millennium, yet somehow emblematic of it all. The possibility of disaster, and the strength of mankind to avert it.

It is into this world I was born.

I was a tiny baby. Smaller than the rest, as if physically withdrawing from the world that had been thrust upon me. But I grew fast. Grew large, showing the world I had the mettle to face all of its challenges.

My father did not live to see it. He was killed before I was born, crushed beneath a falling cargo box, his body blooming into a crimson flower seeded by the cost-saving initiative of a quickly bankrupted engineer. My mother's sorrow was not eased by the financial return on his loss, and often through life I would come upon her weeping, holding the photo of him that became her constant companion.

[Anonymous No.17828441]

>>17827743
Lol

[Anonymous No.17828465]

>>17826044
Because I didn't Google "Stupid bitch pretends her journalism degree wasn't a waste of her dad's money".

I googled "How to make a black forest cake".

[Anonymous No.17828474]

>>17827181
>And for today's special, we have "Redditor from Reddit takes a break from Reddit and goes to 4chan to whine about Reddit" with a side of "Trying way too hard to fit in".

[Anonymous No.17829351]

>>17828474
>normie humor gets called out
>a-a-a-a-actually ur the n-normie!

[Anonymous No.17829543]

>>17828465
That's not how you use a search engine. The most effective search term for what you want is

"black forest cake" +recipe

[Anonymous No.17829549]

>>17826651
>Kind
>share
Have you ever tried using AllRecipes on a phone? There are enough ads to make the site unusable. Not to mention the recipe is 45% down the page.

[Anonymous No.17829564]

>>17829549
i'm not a zoomer to browse the internet with a fucking phone, and when I do I use a browser that blocks ads
this fucking place is lost

[Anonymous No.17829566]

>>17829564
Ad blocking killed internet independence.

[Anonymous No.17829570]

>>17829543
Sorry, I liked askjeeves format of finding information better.

[Anonymous No.17829584]

>>17829351
>Ah, my fine sir, I see you have an eye for excellence. Indeed, our dish is simmered in a bold blend of "doubling down" and "transparent denial". A fascinating combo that would cause the heads of most patrons to spin, but surely a man as refined as yourself can appreciate irony this ripe.

[Anonymous No.17829597]

>>17827185
Google also upranks based on word count. Which is still SEO of course. This is why whenever you try to google a tech question these days you just get dozens of ai generated word salad pages. The internet is truly shit now.

[Anonymous No.17829637]

>>17829597
It's one of my biggest gripes, even on here. Like when someone ask for a recipe that exist in 100k locations on the internet already.

[Anonymous No.17829668]

>>17826086
stop clicking on recipe results from momblog.blogspot.com then retard

[Anonymous No.17829676]

>>17827743
*exaltation

[Anonymous No.17829703]

>>17829564
>Everyone I hate is a zoomer
Calm down, grandpa.

[Anonymous No.17829760]

>>17826492
Can’t just post quality ahegao like that and not include the source, fampai

[Anonymous No.17829767]

>>17829564
Post phone, guarantee you have a smartphone

[Anonymous No.17829791]

>>17829637
I feel like those two positions are opposed. The reason people ask for a recipe here is because you have a chance to get a real recipe from a real person that has been made before. Searching for it given the state of the internet requires dredging through garbage results hoping the one you find is real.

[Anonymous No.17829830]

>>17825975
Norway has a government sponsored recipe site, matprat.no. It has no ads and no life stories. I use it for everything.

[Anonymous No.17829846]

>>17829830
Not everyone wants 5000 recipes for rotten shark marinated in urine

[Anonymous No.17829894]

>>17829846
Different country, fren

[Anonymous No.17829912]

>>17826131
Underrated

[Anonymous No.17829936]

https://based.cooking/

Then shut the fuck up, use better sites and contribute to them.

[Anonymous No.17830008]

>>17829791
Do you know who the "people" here are? Wake up Peter Pan!

[Anonymous No.17830045]

>>17826105
>>17826109
>>17826131

>have a hankerin' for smothered pork chops
>google amanda bynes side boob
>?
>profit