/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17825309]

Would you try pigless pork rinds?

[Anonymous No.17825311]

>>17825309
Nope

[Anonymous No.17825316]

>>17825311
/thread

[Anonymous No.17825328]

>>17825309
not a pork rind if it's not swine skin.

[Anonymous No.17825334]

>>17825309
>Pigless® Pork Rinds are hella tasty!
>Free of Guilt!

[Anonymous No.17825335]

>>17825334
Bet you think you can't make carnitas from mushrooms either

[Anonymous No.17825336]

>>17825309
No. I don't care for real pork rinds. Why the fuck would I buy fake ones with probably a long questionable ingredient list?

[Anonymous No.17825343]

These fucking guys hy shit

[Anonymous No.17825348]

>>17825309
>Rice, High-Oleic Expeller Pressed Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein, Pea Grits, Pork Rind Seasoning, Maltodextrin, Yeast Extract, Sea Salt, Natural Flavors, Cane Sugar, Salt, White Distilled Vinegar

[Anonymous No.17825360]

>>17825309
Pig Out is a clever brand name, but pigless pork is a bridge too far. Porkless rinds would have been acceptable, but wht not just call it vegetable crackling?

[Anonymous No.17825363]

>>17825309
You should be jailed for calling something that doesn't contain pork a pork rind. Creepy fucking faggot vegan.

[Anonymous No.17825366]

>>17825348
Not terrible desu

[Anonymous No.17825367]

>>17825348
Nothing seems bad. I've used pea protien to bulk up food before.

[Anonymous No.17825370]

>>17825309
Yes, of course I'd try them if offered. What kind of babby tier tastelet would says "nooo I don't want to try something new!!"

[Anonymous No.17825378]

>>17825309
They've had these for so long already. Vegans continue to reenforce the fact that they are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.17825381]

>>17825370
>t. bugeater
post your address, im offering you to taste my shit

[Anonymous No.17825384]

>>17825370
>eating soy puffs with mysterious chemicals and falling for the vegan cult meme

[Anonymous No.17825386]

>>17825309
>they're just chips made of peas
>anons clutch their pearls

[Anonymous No.17825388]

I was thinking why they would bother calling it "pigless pork" instead of just being its own thing, but then I guess we wouldn't be talking about it otherwise. Bringing a new snack to market must be a mountain to climb.

[Anonymous No.17825390]

>>17825384
you didnt even read the ingredient list before sperging out

[Anonymous No.17825392]

>>17825384
>>Rice, High-Oleic Expeller Pressed Sunflower Oil, Pea Protein, Pea Grits, Pork Rind Seasoning, Maltodextrin, Yeast Extract, Sea Salt, Natural Flavors, Cane Sugar, Salt, White Distilled Vinegar

>"mysterious" chemicals

Grow up

[Anonymous No.17825477]

They already had puffed wheat, rice, corn, etc. What's the point? If you're vegan just eat some potato chips, it's not like they're dying for a vegan snack option. Plenty of snacks are already vegan and probably taste better than whatever this shit is

[Anonymous No.17825486]

>>17825392
>NOOOOOO MALTODEXTRIN TOO MANY SYLLABLES BAAAAAD

[Anonymous No.17825487]

>>17825477
It's for the taste and texture. They're snacks, not eaten for the nutrient content.

[Anonymous No.17825549]

>>17825487
it does also have more protein than those other options, which is also a benefit of real pork rinds vs regular chips, albeit it not a huge benefit

[Anonymous No.17825562]

>>17825309
>>17825348
I don't eat sugar. I don't eat grains. I don't eat seed oil.

[Anonymous No.17825570]

>>17825309
Are vegans going to finally mass suicide when the public becomes fully aware that plant oils are unhealthy and cause heart attacks/cancer?

[Anonymous No.17825574]

>>17825570
Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.17826055]

Well what is i-
>picrel

So it's rice puffs covered in seed oil and sugar, sold at a premium to justify the quirky guilt-trip marketing.
And real pork rinds are somehow less expensive lmao what's the fuckin point?

[Anonymous No.17826059]

>>17825309
why would I feel guilty

[Anonymous No.17826063]

>>17826055
>lmao what's the fuckin point?
vegetarians are a market for snacks too
the price comparison is mootless if you already have a captive audience that needs a non animal option to shitty snacks

[Anonymous No.17826080]

>>17825309
I would. Though all pork rinds are free of guilt for me.

[Anonymous No.17826085]

Soy Rinds sounds like it'd make my nuts shrink. Maybe trannies would like it though.

[Anonymous No.17826094]

>>17825348
No soy?

[Anonymous No.17826119]

>>17826085
>LOOK MOM I TALKED ABOUT SOY AGAIN
there's probably more soy filler and hormones in actual pork rinds desu

[Anonymous No.17826129]

>>17825309
Tried a version from Trader Joes. Was not impressed.

[Anonymous No.17826148]

>>17825562
Is there such a thing a vegan lard to appeal to bronze age faggots like you?

[Anonymous No.17826149]

>>17826063
But lays are already vegan, what's the point

[Anonymous No.17826152]

I'm sure they taste pretty good but it annoys me that they call them "meatless pork rinds". Just call them umami corn puffs or something.

[Anonymous No.17826155]

>>17825309
No, purely because of the "free of guilt" on the package. I have no problem with consuming vegan products, but just market them as snacks, and not emphasise that you're trying to recreate an animal product without the animal products, and be smug about it.

[Anonymous No.17826165]

>>17825309
>chef crafted
>outstanding foods
>cholesterol free
>good carbs
>baked not fried
>HELLA
>FREE OF GUILT
>GF Certified
probably not. i know you can't make those as affordable as real rinds
how are you gonna sell fake refuse meat covered in salty dust?

[Anonymous No.17826350]

I like the way this vegan garbage tastes and I get a bag for like 50 cents in the bargain bin because no one else wants it

[Anonymous No.17826382]

>>17825309
So pork rind flavored rice cakes? I guess I’d try it. I don’t love pork rinds, there are better snacks out there.

[Anonymous No.17826663]

arent most bagged rinds fake rinds in the first place?
the only TRVE rinds ive seen in my store come in like popcorn bags you have to microwave

[Anonymous No.17826684]

>>17825343
>we think our products taste good and we hope you enjoy them!
Holy shit the audacity of these guys, right bros? How DARE they attempt to make plant based snack alternatives?
>*shoves handful of BBQ potato chips fried in sunflower oil in mouth*

[Anonymous No.17826694]

>>17825348
Are you trying to make these sound horrible and like some sort of frankenstein product? Yes, we know your magapede brain can't comprehend what most of those words mean, but it actually sounds not too bad for an alternative product.

[Anonymous No.17826698]

>>17826694
perfect pairing with a nice beyond burger and an ipa

[Anonymous No.17826700]

>>17825378
>hey bro, you want some chicharrones that I found in the back of some bodega in a mexican ghetto?
>hey bro, want some pork rind flavored chips?
Which do you think a white person would say "yes" to? Catering to masses is mental illness to you faggots now?

[Anonymous No.17826712]

>>17825309
I'll try anything once.

[Anonymous No.17826714]

>>17826694
>Are you trying to make these sound horrible and like some sort of frankenstein product?
No, I literally just posted the ingredient list with no added comment for people's convenience. Calm down.

[Anonymous No.17826715]

>>17825384
>fried rice with seasoning
>"mysterious chemicals"
>"vegan cult"
Yet the vegans are the mentally ill ones... I don't condone veganism because there aren't currently any ways to do it properly and stay healthy, but holy shit, the anti-vegans are ascending to new levels of retardation than that.

[Anonymous No.17826730]

>>17826714
No problem, a lot of times when people post ingredient lists they're attempting to expose it for being some sort of crazy, disgusting abomination.

>>17826698
IPAs are alright, though I don't drink them regularly. I'll take a lager (and in PA we mean Yuengling, so get that right faggot). Beyond burgers weren't as bad as I thought they would be, but I'd rather grind myself a fresh medium rare chuck burger. That'd be a good pairing.

[Anonymous No.17826738]

>>17826715
>I don't condone veganism because there aren't currently any ways to do it properly and stay healthy, but holy shit, the anti-vegans are ascending to new levels of retardation than that.
psy op

[Anonymous No.17826743]

>>17826738

[Anonymous No.17826744]

>>17826738
How is having an opinion that isn't some sort of extreme a psy op? Grow a fucking brain and an opinion of your own instead of letting websites force feed their opinions down your throat.

[Anonymous No.17826745]

>>17826730
>That'd be a good pairing.
yeah bro it would be totally vibrant and ethnic

[Anonymous No.17826750]

There is no such thing as a vegan straight man. Vegans are either women, gay, or trannies.
I won't eat the estrogen no matter how hard you shill.

[Anonymous No.17826761]

>>17826745
Nah, not really either. It'd be a comfy American meal to enjoy grilled outside on a warm spring day. Then chow on the porch while I listen to critters run around in the woods with some CCR playing lightly over the outdoor sound system. Keep getting mad at chips though, if you consider that to be as comfy as the scenario I mentioned. Otherwise you're welcome to join me.

[Anonymous No.17826775]

>>17826761
Now THIS is the roleplay I come to /ck/ for. Good job anon, you almost came close to sounding like a human who does things and not a fat lonely dweeb, but you missed the mark in the end

[Anonymous No.17826780]

>>17826750
>le estrogens
>didn't even read the ingredients
>"nooo how dare you make a pork flavored snack food with vegetables!"

[Anonymous No.17826783]

>>17826780
t. low t

[Anonymous No.17826794]

>>17826780
soyboy

[Anonymous No.17826798]

>>17826775
It was a good LARP while it lasted. Yep, I’m sitting alone in my half bedroom city apartment drinking an IPA in my Edison light lit room while listening to indie jazz fusion and munching on vegan pork rinds. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.17826799]

>>17826148
I dunno. Coconut oil, I guess. I also eat olive oil and avocado oil. I like vegatbles, but I won't eat sugar or grains. But what's the point? I don't eat processed shit (anything with more than two or three ingredients). Deep fried grain mush slathered in refined sugars aren't healthy dietary choices.

[Anonymous No.17826808]

>>17826780
What the fuck do beef flavored potatos have to do with pork vegetables? Are you fucking retarded? The estrogen is getting to your brain. You seriously should have a steak or something, I think it would do you good, notnsure if your boyfriend would approve though.

[Anonymous No.17826814]

>>17826808
>what the fuck do beef flavored fried potato crackers have to do with pork flavored fried rice crackers?

[Anonymous No.17826817]

>>17826798
>takes a picture of his parents back yard to own people on a cooking board
O I m laffin

[Anonymous No.17826824]

>>17826808
>>17826814
Also I just had a grilled chicken breast. Was alright, a bit too much pepper on it. I'm sorry that I don't get upset by vegan snacks that are literally just pork flavored puffed rice.

[Anonymous No.17826825]

>>17825348
>Sunflower Oil
After several minutes of research, I conclude this is fucking garbage for your body.

[Anonymous No.17826830]

>>17826817
My dad died 10 years ago, mom died 3 ago. I inherited their estate, yes, but the deed is mine.

[Anonymous No.17826834]

>>17826830
they were rich af

[Anonymous No.17826837]

>>17826830
just stop bud

[Anonymous No.17826840]

>>17826830
I'm sure you did, champ, im sure you did

[Anonymous No.17826842]

>>17826830
Death certificates, post em phaggot.

[Anonymous No.17826864]

>>17826830
>digging this hole just to LARP
i shiggy

[Anonymous No.17826886]

>>17826834
Nah, they got lucky buying the house in 1980. It was the second one in the neighborhood. It was basically all woods then and the entire property cost them $60,000 for the house and one and a half acres. Pool was installed in the mid 90s and the shed there is basically just siding on an old shack to match the house colors. It's falling apart and I think my next project is either removing it completely or putting a new one in it's place. All that's in it is the tractor, some gas cans, chlorine buckets and then a bunch of old shit that hasn't been touched in ages from when we would go to the beach in the summer. As of now, with renovations and all, the house is probably worth about $500,000, which I've debated about. I'm single and the taxes for the property aren't exactly cheap, but the property is paid off. Either gonna sell it or start renting it out. I used to charge my friend and his girlfriend rent to stay here, but they split and moved out 2 months ago. Looking for a house?

>>17826837
>>17826840
Don't believe me if you don't want to. I'll drink my IPA with my Soylent dinner and not care.

[Anonymous No.17826895]

>>17826886
Oh fuck yeah it's a lore episode. I'm liking this character you are building. Getting closer to actual human every post.
jk this is corny and fucking weird lmao

[Anonymous No.17826902]

>>17826886
>No death certificates posted
FaaAAaaaAaAAAAAKE

[Anonymous No.17826906]

>>17826886
>he's still going

[Anonymous No.17826926]

>>17826886
stop lyinh

[Anonymous No.17826927]

>>17826886
give it a rest pal

[Anonymous No.17826934]

>>17826895
>>17826902
>>17826906
I’m not posting their death certificates and don’t care if you believe me or not, honestly. I’m not risking being doxxed to prove to a bunch of retards on an anime website that my parents are dead.

[Anonymous No.17826958]

>>17826934
Oh is that right? You don't care?
The 400 word back-story you wrote seems to say otherwise roleplay-sama
Now tell us about the dude you kissed that got you into veganism

[Anonymous No.17826966]

>>17826958
Well, I did care at first, but I don't care to post more information about myself since you all can't seem to believe that someone who isn't offended by some vegan snack food owns a house. I'm not really a vegan, that was a joke.

[Anonymous No.17826972]

>>17826966
>couldn't even keep the characters lore consistent
>haha I was joking
disgraceful

[Anonymous No.17826974]

>>17826934
>I’m not posting their death certificates
Because they aren't dead yet, you faggot. If your dad found out you were telling people he was dead, he'd smack you upside the head so hard, that you wish you were dead. Give up your weird dead parent fantasy, they'll die soon because they have to deal with their gay faggot baby son.

[Anonymous No.17826989]

>>17826972
When did I ever say I was vegan that wasn't tongue in cheek? Not my fault you can't follow a conversation.

[Anonymous No.17826990]

>>17825549
>it does also have more protein than those other options, which is also a benefit of real pork rinds vs regular chips
I'm actually curious about this component here. Pork rinds are usually sold here with an FDA warning "not a significant source of protein". I don't know the background science as to why. Do these resolve that issue?

[Anonymous No.17827053]

>>17825348
why is it important that the sunflower oil is expeller pressed?

[Anonymous No.17827076]

>>17826990
I think pork rinds are a good source of collagen. Dietary collagen makes your skin more elastic, and you age better. This is probably one of the reasons vegans have such terrible skin.

[Anonymous No.17827085]

>>17827053
Chemicals aren't used to extract it like they do with your average walmart grade oil.

[Anonymous No.17827110]

>>17825309
>chips
but also
>not chips

[Anonymous No.17827360]

>>17826989
that back pedal thoooo
you could write some very amateur fiction if you put your mind to it LARPer

[Anonymous No.17827379]

>>17826700
They sell them at nearly every grocery store where I'm at. It's almost exactly the same product, and it's been around for forever. Look how defensive you are about the fact that this isn't a novel idea. Vegans truly are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.17827390]

>>17825309
I don't eat pork, why would I want something flavored like pork
And why would vegans or whatever want animal flavored products anyway? Isn't eating animals like murder to them? It's like someone eating human flavored meat

[Anonymous No.17827402]

>>17825309
No, but not because I'm against vegetarian or vegan foods. I wouldn't eat them because anyone guilty of false advertising should be hung by the genitals until dead. They aren't pork rinds if they aren't fucking porn rinds.

[Anonymous No.17827482]

>>17825309
No

[Anonymous No.17827522]

>>17825309
So I have a bunch of duck skin I need to render into cracklings, why would I buy this processed rice bullshit?

>free of guilt
Eat my asshole cracklings

[Anonymous No.17827550]

>>17825309
sounds pretty boaring desu

[Anonymous No.17828124]

>>17825309
I'd try it, but if the price isn't right I wouldn't buy it. I can get decent pork rinds for very little money, so if these fuckers are expensive they can suck my nuts.

[Anonymous No.17828143]

>>17826694
>Yes, we know your magapede brain can't comprehend what most of those words mean
Rent free.

[Anonymous No.17828228]

>>17825309
>full of flavor free of guilt
Why would I be guilty, you shave the skin of the pig and it goes on with its life. like sheep and wool.

[Anonymous No.17828388]

>>17825309
Just ordered a pack of the hella spicy. Will report results tomorrow desu (if thread still alive).

[Anonymous No.17828392]

veganism is an eating disorder

it's a socially acceptable way to restrict your eating and reject food without arousing too much suspicion

these people need to be locked up tight - not given new snacks

[Anonymous No.17828396]

pork rinds are only good cause they are no carb and high in collagen, especially baked

[Anonymous No.17829150]

>>17827550
Cute!

[Anonymous No.17829207]

pork rinds means fried pig skin. how do you make that without pig? it can't be called the same thing, these people must be stopped

[Anonymous No.17829246]

>>17825309
No way, no pork, no buy.