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Its 1996 and your Grandparents have taken you out to IHOP for breakfast to celebrate your birthday.

>"Ok Champ tell the nice lady what you've decided on."

What are you having?

>> No.17819436

>>17819431
I wasn't even alive in 96

>> No.17819444

>>17819436
Congrats, you are now alive and having dinner with your grandparents in 1996.

what are you having?

>> No.17819445

I'll have the lot

>> No.17819453

>>17819431
Fuck the kids menu gramps I want an international passport Breakfast

>> No.17819459

>>17819431
As a kid I would never get anything but chicken tenders

>> No.17819460

>>17819444
Tendies and fries

>> No.17819480

>>17819431
YEAH MISS, LEMME GET DAT FUNNY FACE PLAT BRUH, EGG AND BACON ON THE SIDE AND DONT BE SKIMPIN' ON THE POWDERED SUGAR SENPAI... oh and a chocy milk please :^)

>> No.17819483

Grandpa, I've seen the future. It's all niggers and trannies. Also I'll have 3 funny face pancakes eith extra cherries

>> No.17819504

My grandfather used to take me to ihop when I was little.
His last words to me were
>don’t you ever be like jimmy. Jimmy is a useless homosexual.
I still don’t know who jimmy is. But I hope I’m nothing like hom.

>> No.17819655

>>17819431
For me its the Rooty Jr.

>> No.17819660

>>17819431
Can we go to Waffle House instead?

>> No.17819688

>>17819431
I was a junior in High school so I'd get the breakfast sandwich one, the silver five and the french toast

>> No.17819712

>>17819431
funny face and hot chocolate. but in reality my grandparents would take me to ormsby house and let me play keno because it's my birthday.

>> No.17819786

As a kid I would calculate the average amount of calories a meal would have and pick the highest one to maximize fullness since I rarely got to go to the restaurant. Really helped me go from /fat/ to /fit/ later on

>> No.17819795

>>17819431
set meals are for chumps. the beauty of american breakfast establishments is everything is a la carte.

>> No.17819799

>>17819431
>Ab bah bwah bah
I was 1 year old in 96.

>> No.17819802

>>17819431
> Grandpa, you're alive? But you died 5 years ago!

>> No.17819806

Burger. I was a huge tastelet at that age. Was later diagnosed with vegetarianism and things got a lot better after I realized I just don't like most meat.

>> No.17819811

>>17819504
He was probably talking about that sandwich shop guy. There's a secret waiting room in the back for Jimmy's Johns.

>> No.17819862

>>17819431
funny face. I didn't eat a lot when I was a child

>> No.17819866

>>17819431
>>17819799
That's a good point here, anon is assuming at least half or more the visitors here are in their 30s.

>> No.17820062

>>17819431
My grandma only liked eating at Denny's :(
But I'll have the Funny Face please.

>> No.17820100

>>17819431
Ok, not a whole lot of meat here... French toast and bacon. The wallet takes a hit as I will order 2 sausages on the side. An ideal breakfast has 2/3 carbs and 1/3 protein, two shriveled bacon strips wonmt cut it.

>> No.17820238

>>17819431
bottle fed baby milk

>> No.17820583

>>17819431
>fastfood for breakfast
Yes anon, please tell me more about your adventures in the land of the morbidly obese

>> No.17820609

>>17820238
The bottle is a middleman that deserves to be cut out

>> No.17821108

>>17819431
Tendies.

>> No.17821159

>>17819431
1000% funny face. The adult in me would get pigs in a blanket.

>> No.17821164
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17821164

>>17820583
>IHOP
>fastfood

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17821170

>>17819431
chickie tendies wif hunny mussy

>> No.17821183

>>17819431
Pigs in a blanket bitch, and give me some pumpkin pancakes on the side.

>> No.17821218

>>17819436
Champ, you'll be alive when we say you're alive.

>> No.17821266
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17821266

>>17819431
What is the most autistic egg preparation you could ask for? Balut?

>> No.17821279

>>17821266
I've never had it, and don't think I ever will. Have you tried kwek kwek?

>> No.17821355

>>17821266
Shirred, but realistically poached.

>> No.17821392

Egg sandwich or hamburger. I never ate off a kids menu growing up desu

>> No.17821407
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17821407

>>17821355
I've had something like that once, but I beat the egg whites before baking them in the dish, and added feta and thyme at the end, pretty good.

>> No.17822112

Rooty Jr.

>> No.17822500
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17822500

Imagine being some slow mental defective short order cook and the ticket for FUNNY FACE X2 comes in and warms your poor retard heart that you're making a couple of little kids pancakes.

>> No.17822520

>>17819431
Give me the funny face ma'am.

>> No.17822548

>>17819431
I used to get the silver 5

>> No.17822567

>>17819431
Pigs in a blanket and egg sandwich plate with double hashbrowns.

>>17819436
>>17819799
I was already dead in '96

>> No.17823190

>>17819483
>>17819504
KEK
>>17819431
Tendies and a hot chocolate milk good sir

>> No.17823214

>>17819436
I hate Zoomers so much it is unreal

>> No.17823225

>>17819480
i long for your blood

>> No.17823227
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17823227

fuck ihop and their shitty pancakes

>> No.17823235

>>17819431
The french toast combo, with strawberries. Eggs scrambled with cheddar, sausage, hashbrowns. Sprinkle all that savory shit with tapatio, and maple syrup for the french toast.
Git that kiddy shit out of my face.

I'd eat it all, too. My metabolism was pretty redik back then. Wish it still was, to be honest.

>> No.17823238

>>17819431
I was 15 and my grandfather was dead.

>> No.17823463

That menu just gave me a blast to the past. My dad took me to ihops in 96 or 97 and I got a rooty jr plus a bite of his steak omelette and I thought I was so cool to share that with him. He was out of the country a lot when I was young so moments like that were really special. I'm in my 30s now and I'm a huge disappointment to my parents now

>> No.17823672
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>>17819431
I will order the Rooty Jr, Grandma.

>> No.17823729

>>17819431
I was 30 in '96 and all my grandparents were long gone. I'll just have the silver 5 and a coffee.

>> No.17823736

>>17819431
I'm two years old and not american, so my parents (or more likely just my dad) Are likely extremely concerned about where I am

>> No.17823737

>>17823238
Probably for the best to spare the old man from your crippling disappointment of a life.

>> No.17823739

>>17823729
Jesus Christ you old fuck I think it's your turn to be long gone too

>> No.17823756
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17823756

>>17819431
It's 1992, the summer is white hot, and you just had the worst night of your life. After you get done filing a police report and get released from the hospital, it's already past noon and you haven't even eaten yet. But the nice policeman knows that you need protein for the Big Wrestle Match (even more protein than you got last night).

>"Ok Champ, I'll take you out for a nice steak dinner before driving you home--my treat!"

What are you having?

>> No.17824100

>>17822500
Then you look out the kitchen door and see it's two fat fucking anime nerds in their late 20s wearing Gundam Wing branded hoodies.

>> No.17824118

>>17819431
I was 16 in '96, and both my grandfather's were already dead. I'll have 2 Rooty Tooty Jr.s

>> No.17824269
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>>17819431
funny face pancake and choccy milk pleasee

>> No.17824398

>>17823737
He was Irish, so he probably would have appreciated the drunken fighting.

>> No.17824402

>>17819431
I want a Rooty Jr. please. Can I get it without the fruit on top?

>> No.17824405

>>17819431
>Its 1996 and your Grandparents have taken you out to IHOP for breakfast to celebrate your birthday.
I'm fifteen. I'm not ordering off the kids menu. I'll have a shortstack with a side of bacon.

>> No.17824463

>>17819431
Hamburger and fries

>> No.17824484

>>17819806
>diagnosed with vegetarianism
wat

>> No.17824490

>>17824484
It's a stupid way to put it, but I'll assume anon means they never cared for the taste and texture of available meats and learned they really prefer to eat vegetables more than anything. So not vegetarian for health or for morals, but simply because their brain/body prefers veggies.

>> No.17825579

>>17823756
Where did the joke about his getting raped even start from?

>> No.17825671
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>>17819431
This all looks so based,I want the Rooty Jr

>> No.17826157

>>17819866
I'm gonna be 31 in a month, so he's not exactly wrong.

>> No.17826275

>>17823756
Give me that Big Black T-bone, Rare, baked potato and a ring side salad, Bleu cheese on the side. let me get a 16oz bud light too

>> No.17826284

>>17821266
What's autistic about it? It's a straightforward preparation it's just a fertilized egg.

>> No.17827319
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17827319

>going to IHOP for your birthday in pre9/11 USA.

Unironically, it would be Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory, or a Japanese steakhouse.

Sorry you got road food. :/

>> No.17827336

>>17819431
My mom would take me to IHOP regularly, until one time they shit the need and we waited over an hour to even get drinks. From then on it was always Perkin's or Cracker Barrel. I prefered IHOP though. I always got the Rooty Jr. with a hot chocolate.

>> No.17827400

>>17819431
The egg sandwich is somehow the only thing with hash browns on the menu. That makes it a real easy winner.

>> No.17827431
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17827431

>>17819431
any east coast fags in this bread? picrel was always the shit

>> No.17827873

>>17827431
KINO KINO KINO ALERT KINO ALERT

used to get the mozzies and fries, cotton candy drink, and monster mash for muh sundae

as a teen it was loaded waffle fries and a friendz

>> No.17827921

>>17819431
FUNNY FACE

>> No.17828916

>>17819480
based

>> No.17828927

>>17819431
For me, it's the Rooty Jr., the best on the IHOP Restaurant Kids Menu.

>1996
>ihop is actually good

I want to go back, bros.

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17828946

>>17819431
Chicken tendies.

>> No.17828990

>>17827431
yes.
for me it was chicken fingers french fries a coke and the standard sundae.
fuck that shit was good.

>> No.17829666

>>17827873
>>17828990
it really was the best. shame a lot of them are closing down. can't name a single one open near me anymore.

>> No.17829689

>>17827431
Oh yeah definitely. I actually was never a fan of the food but I always loved going for their ice cream. That Jim Dandy sundae was my shit when I was younger

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>>17827431
>

>> No.17829950
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>>17819431
I don’t know. Is my grandpa going to make me sit on his lap and bounce up and down afterwards still?

>> No.17829957

>>17819431
yeah lemme get the rooty jr thanks and a chocolate milk

>> No.17830122

>>17819431
>Grandpa, how can I truly enjoy any meal when we all know about the coming demographic collapse of the United States? Thanks to the short sighted American voter, when I reach my autumn years as you have, it will be surrounded by monsters which look much like the popular "Funny Face" dish pictured. I will have such dish, of course, in celebration of the descent into cannibalism your generation's ideological subservience to the liberal order has doomed my own's future to. With orange juice.
I probably would have said something like that, and then my grandpa would agree and curse the Jews right there in IHOP.

>> No.17830267

>>17819431
I don't think any of those plates would satisfy me or feel like good value for money. Is this really any better than something I can just make at home?

>> No.17830313

>>17819436
You must be 18 to post here

>> No.17830498

>>17830122
you and your grandpa are based

>> No.17830502

>>17819431
I remember getting the silver five as a kid. I still make small pancakes because I prefer consuming them that way.

>> No.17830702

>>17829759
oi its stitch!

>> No.17830771

>>17826284
Autistic as in overspecialized. Anything more than Grug crack egg into skillet is autistic AF

>> No.17831340

>>17819453
Either this or a rooty tooty fresh and fruity
German pancakes with lemon butter were my jam
>>17823729
Damn, and I thought I was old for 4chan

>> No.17831355

>>17819431
I specifically remember eating the grilled cheese and the funny face off that menu.

I remember being disappointed by how the face would never look as good as the picture, and how it was way too sweet even for my child palate.

After I learned my lesson about the face I would eat the grilled cheese. I remember it being somewhat unpleasant but edible... something about the bread. I think it was cooked in cheap vegetable oil and not butter. Fries were always good but needed lots of ketchup

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>>17819431
It's 1996 again and you're taking me to IHOP? There were still good places around when I was a kid.