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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri May 6 20:47:44 2022 No.17808719 [Reply] [Original]

>go to restaurant and dit down and order
>food arrives
>it is in a fucking dog dish
How would you react /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 20:48:41 2022 No.17808726 >>17808719 turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 20:53:42 2022 No.17808746 >>17808719 Shouldn't you have known you were in a hipster chic restaurant the moment you walked in?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 20:56:17 2022 No.17808758 >>17808719 Perfect vessel for goyslop, don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 20:56:25 2022 No.17808760 >>17808719 >noooooooooooo you can't just give me a dog bowl A bowl is a bowl

Anonymous Fri May 6 21:04:30 2022 No.17808793

>>17808719
Used to be a joint near where I lived that was one of those zombie buildings that no business could survive in, started as Captain Kidds Seafood Galley which was like a shittier Long John Silvers and I think was the inspiration for the place in Fast Times At Ridgemont High...that went tits up, then a succession of Mexican places that never got rated higher than a B by the health dept followed, last one had tacky decor cobbled together from everywhere including a big clock that was obviously a made as a promotional item for a vets office that said "We Proudly Sell Nutro Dog Food"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 21:04:51 2022 No.17808796 >>17808719 I would bark and pant like a dog at the staff and ask for belly rubs.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:41:24 2022 No.17809789 >>17808719 unless it's actually inconvenient to eat out of, I don't give a single shit what container my food comes in. it could come on an old metal trash can lid for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:43:57 2022 No.17809798 File: 120 KB, 765x507, 1625523284848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >i'm already so fucked up i didn't realize i walked into a gay bar >might as well enjoy the food and see if i can get my dick sucked while i'm here

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:44:18 2022 No.17809800 File: 659 KB, 1600x1028, Captain-Kidds-Storefront.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808793 >Captain Kidds Seafood Galley

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:47:37 2022 No.17809810 I've eaten out of worse. Intentionally or otherwise. Once used my friend's cat dish to hold my burger. Didn't help that he kept it with the other dishes in his cabinet, but I'll be damned if it wasn't just the right size for the job.

Anonymous Sat May 7 01:49:51 2022 No.17809817

>>17808758
I remember talking to an anon once who detailed his intricate plans to get the word "Golem" to replace the word "NPC" to raise awareness of the JQ.
No matter how politely I explained to him why it would never catch on, he still kept posting it over and over again until it fizzled out.

Goyslop is similar. Post it all you want. it will never catch on.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:51:14 2022 No.17809820 >>17809817 Put your cuckmask on, golem

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:51:17 2022 No.17809821 >>17808719 who cares. it's just a bowl. highly doubt they were serving dogs dogfood in it before your burger showed up. prude pansy limp wristed faggots around here i swear

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:12:07 2022 No.17809882 >>17809820 Go back to your discord thinktank. You're bottom of the barrel retards and you'll stay that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:21:10 2022 No.17809904 >>17809882 this nigga mad af yo

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:25:09 2022 No.17809915 >>17809817 You singlehandedly made multiple people now use golem instead of an NPC. Good job, Moshe!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:27:05 2022 No.17809923 File: 35 KB, 480x360, 1575046639250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17809882 >kikel now projcting real hard Normal humans don't have "discord thinktanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 10:05:44 2022 No.17810972 >>17808796 Sick fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 10:26:40 2022 No.17811032 >>17808719 > woof woof

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 10:28:31 2022 No.17811038 >>17809820 >>17809915 Post chins

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 10:59:48 2022 No.17811147 >>17811038 Do you really want to feed your insecurities, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 11:06:00 2022 No.17811174 >>17809915 Oh noooo I'm so upset, some retard is transparently samefagging to spite me!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 11:29:02 2022 No.17811243 >>17808719 Walk out without paying. I ordered human food. They didn’t deliver human food. They broke their end of the contract. I am not obligated to pay for slop.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 11:39:11 2022 No.17811271 >>17808726 Go back to school, 360 degrees is a full circle

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 11:43:41 2022 No.17811281 >>17808758 >>17809817 commit suicide jew.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 11:45:59 2022 No.17811288 File: 35 KB, 586x974, ETaq1KbWkAEhQnr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811271 Just occurred to me how old this meme is.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:53:17 2022 No.17811509 >>17811271 i don't know where we are with this meme nowadays, are we still counter-counter-counter trolling?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:56:14 2022 No.17811519 File: 64 KB, 600x800, gross.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17808719 shit like this unironically rustles ny jimmies to the point to where i get visibly upset

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:57:29 2022 No.17811523 >>17811271 Newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:57:55 2022 No.17811524 >>17809820 >>17809915 >>17811281 >this meme literally has a /pol/tard defense force This is hilarious. Definitely no astroturfing here!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:57:57 2022 No.17811525 >>17809798 pragmatic anon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 13:03:02 2022 No.17811540 >>17811271 How about you turn 720 degress and GTFO

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 13:07:43 2022 No.17811558 >>17808719 Weird jewish humiliation kink stuff like that one webm of the ice cream toilet

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 13:09:19 2022 No.17811563 >>17808719 If it's a restaurant you've never been to before the least you can do is take a quick look at the other tables before getting in

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 15:50:06 2022 No.17812099 >>17811558 Is everything judaism in your world view?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 16:06:03 2022 No.17812165 File: 165 KB, 722x1628, lox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17811524 >defense force >thinktank discord You "people" really think that is normal human behaviour, eh?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 16:22:54 2022 No.17812219 File: 11 KB, 447x378, 1412677291250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Come to /ck/ cause I never do >Ranting about the (((bagels)))

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 16:25:37 2022 No.17812233 >>17811524 There's no astroturfing, you're just universally hated and reviled by all moral people, and you do not fit in here

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 16:27:00 2022 No.17812236 File: 78 KB, 702x872, 120877490_124249792774269_1022075672164814602_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17812233

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 16:29:15 2022 No.17812248 >>17812099 Just noticing how they act

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 16:48:59 2022 No.17812300 >>17808719 yes. Eat your meal you dirty mutt

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 16:54:50 2022 No.17812316 >>17811271 There is always one retard lol.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 17:26:46 2022 No.17812411 >>17808719 start barking at the employees then leave without paying

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 17:27:47 2022 No.17812413 >>17809789 what about when they serve it to you in a literal toilet

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 17:33:14 2022 No.17812441 >>17808719 dump it all out of the dog dish onto the table and just eat off the table. surely the people who serve food in dog dishes clean their tables, right? even when it's busy, and there's a pandemic going on?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 22:25:07 2022 No.17813854 >>17809923 normal humans don't assume everyone who criticizes them is a jew

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 22:26:45 2022 No.17813860 >>17808719 By throwing it in the trash and sending back a hub cap.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 22:27:19 2022 No.17813862 >>17808719 I don't eat goyslop

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 22:27:35 2022 No.17813864 >>17808719 eat it because I probably went into this restaurant knowing their gimmick before I even walked in

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 22:28:20 2022 No.17813866 >>17808719 >dit down

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 22:29:48 2022 No.17813872 >>17808719 >How would you react /ck/? "did you just assume my species?" hyenas aren't dogs

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