/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17808259]

Don't know why so many people hate broccoli. Add some butter or some oil, some salt, throw in some garlic and even chili flakes and you have a delicious side dish

[Anonymous No.17808265]

>>17808259
It shouldn't even be eaten. Litetal toxic flower.

[Anonymous No.17808302]

>>17808259
https://youtu.be/uWWojBOoK2w

[Anonymous No.17808306]

>>17808259
You forgot about adding a lil bit of love!

[Anonymous No.17808310]

>>17808259
I only like it in 2 applications. Steamed with cheese sauce, or in Chinese dishes.

[Anonymous No.17808374]

>>17808259
Broccoli, leek, peas, carrots, cauliflower - the perfect sides to a hearty, meat-heavy west European meal.

[Anonymous No.17808425]

>>17808259
I eat it almost every day.

[Anonymous No.17808461]

>>17808259
The trick is to soak them in boiling water for 60 seconds before using them in any kind of stir fry.

[Anonymous No.17808483]

>annoying texture, aroma, flavor
>has to be mixed with other shit to be remotely palatable
>always tags along with other actually tasty foods cause it can't be good outright
>most people remember being forced to eat it

[Anonymous No.17808494]

It's one of my favorite vegetables but it gives me rancid farts

[Anonymous No.17808537]

>>17808259
The real trick is to then cook it

[Anonymous No.17808578]

>>17808259
>>17808265
>>17808374
>>17808425
>>17808494

Why do you poison yourself on purpose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH-FjDQDT4Y

[Anonymous No.17808583]

He's right you know

[Anonymous No.17808591]

just steamed with salt and pepper is enough
stop being a tastelet

[Anonymous No.17808595]

>>17808591
Why do you hate flavour

[Anonymous No.17808604]

People probably grew up being served piles of raw or boiled broccoli on their plates. Really its a great food when stir fried, paired with a sauce, or cooked with some oil and s&p.

>>17808578
Not watching clickbait shit, but if you eat nothing but one particular ingredient for a week, the results will be bad no matter what ingredient it is. Since obviously you need more than one source of nutrients.

[Anonymous No.17808609]

>>17808604
Broccoli has no actual nutrients and is poisonous. It's a toxic flower not food.

[Anonymous No.17808612]

>>17808259
No matter how I've had it, it tastes like ass.

[Anonymous No.17808631]

>>17808259
I like it with butter, salt and pepper but it needs to be boiled first
>>17808265
We literally cultivated it out of the wild cabbage for eating the flowers, just don't eat too much or you'll get thyroid problems

[Anonymous No.17808636]

>>17808631
>"you have to eat lots of this to grow up big and strong" propaganda cemented for hundreds of years
>also it fucks the developing thyroid of children everywhere
We have all this science and technology but just use it to create our own hell.

[Anonymous No.17808639]

>>17808609
>Source: some random incel from 4chan

[Anonymous No.17808656]

>>17808639
>Source? Source? I need a peer reviewed source? If I could just get a source perhaps? I am incapable of believing anything unless someone of authority deems it to be true in the form of a mainstream source.

[Anonymous No.17808662]

>>17808639
>incel
I'm not the one defending peasant food

[Anonymous No.17808668]

>>17808259
I eat broccoli raw after washing it. Wife and kids despise this practice. How long until I die from this habit, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.17808675]

>>17808656
>Trust strangers from the internet anon, even when they claim shit with no reasoning
If you can explain why it's toxic just go ahead and do it, you don't need letters after your name you retard

[Anonymous No.17808683]

>>17808675
make sure you drink plenty of tap water and get your booster shots

[Anonymous No.17808688]

>>17808683
>Won't explain simple stuff
>Turns to schizo insults
Never change /ck/

[Anonymous No.17810040]

>>17808259
Broccoli is one of my go to veggies along with spinach and green beans.

Steam them, or stir fry with a little olive oil, some garlic, parmesan, salt and pepper and it's great.

[Anonymous No.17810149]

[Anonymous No.17810574]

>>17808609
Broccoli is actually one of the most nutrient dense foods you jackass

[Anonymous No.17810657]

>>17810149
free protein

[Anonymous No.17810763]

Roast it my brothers.

[Anonymous No.17810766]

>>17808537
lel

[Anonymous No.17810778]

>>17808656
>I just believe everything, it's much easier than thinking!

[Anonymous No.17810790]

in all fairness you can add butter, salt, garlic and pepper to anything and it'll taste good

[Anonymous No.17810844]

>>17808609
T. LITERAL RETARD

brocoli has more vitamin c than most citrus fruits kek

[Anonymous No.17811009]

>>17810844
That can't be digested in any way.

[Anonymous No.17811360]

>>17808683
…yes?

[Anonymous No.17811409]

>>17808259
I have no idea, it's literally the best vegetable

I put it in everything

[Anonymous No.17812283]

>>17811009
Yes it can, just put it in your mouth you retard

[Anonymous No.17812301]

>>17808578
Just a heads up.
I didn't click your link, not even to see your shitty youtube account and laugh at you.
You did not get a view from posting this.

Get a real fucking job instead of shilling your (probably) retarded videos on /ck/, mongo.

[Anonymous No.17812533]

I love broccoli, but I use it as a cheese and butter delivery system.

[Anonymous No.17812545]

>>17808578
i watched your video twice, liked, subscribed, and wrote a comment. keep up the great work!

[Anonymous No.17812548]

>>17808259
for cattle grazing food it's pretty good. still next to useless to bother making and eating

[Anonymous No.17813161]

>>17808259
It really tastes pretty bad IF you overcook it-- mushy and like farts.

Believe it or not, there are people bad at cooking, who will cook it to death every single time, because that's the way their parents cooked it.

[Anonymous No.17813178]

>>17810763
The non-fuckwit take on this stuff.
Stop steaming it you savages.

[Anonymous No.17813563]

>>17808609
You need to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.17813570]

>>17810149
>filename
Underageb& posted this

[Anonymous No.17813598]

>>17808259
It tastes like an insecure cabbage who wants to come out. And it looks gay. Fuck broccoli.

[Anonymous No.17813615]

>>17808578

wtf is this schizo video and all of the comments going on about how fruits and veggies are somehow bad for you?

[Anonymous No.17813619]

>>17808259
>Don't know why so many people hate broccoli.
Try steaming the fuck out of it without seasoning it, you'll see why.

[Anonymous No.17813749]

>>17813619
eat up or the axis wins

[Anonymous No.17813754]

>>17808259
I don't eat goyslop

[Anonymous No.17813771]

>>17813615
Sverige is an autistic dutch anti-vegan who enjoys eating spoonfuls of meat thats been rotting for a year

[Anonymous No.17813787]

>>17813619
>overcook it and it tastes bad
maybe you should cook it properly

[Anonymous No.17813794]

>>17813787
The point is boomer parents just microwaved frozen broccoli, and then their children drew the incorrect conclusion that the broccoli itself is at fault, and perpetuate the meme

[Anonymous No.17813799]

>>17813787
nice reading comprehension, he’s saying that most people cook it poorly and that’s why it’s hated.

[Anonymous No.17813816]

>>17813787
That was my point, fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.17813912]

>>17813771

Just looking this guy up now, he's really odd.

He's trying to shit on how people live now with technology, but still uses that tech to post these dumb videos.