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17807580 No.17807580 [Reply] [Original]

name ONE flaw

>> No.17807585

>>17807580
cowardice is generally considered a flaw

>> No.17807586

>>17807580
Skunks easily

>> No.17807590

Beer sucks

>> No.17807629

It's not Warsteiner

>> No.17807634

>>17807580
Fucks gains up in big amounts. Good bulker when taking less amounts.

>> No.17807707

>>17807580

The beer in the picture

>> No.17807758

Can't

>> No.17807767

>>17807580
Beer is for fatties

>> No.17807771

>>17807580
There is none

>> No.17807790

>>17807580
I can't find it in cans anywhere. I know they can it but everywhere I look it's those fucking yuropoor green glass bottles.

>> No.17807792

>>17807580
more expensive then four loko

>> No.17807798

>>17807792
Eww have a little more class

>> No.17807823

>>17807580
No flaw at all. If you are looking for a completely tasteless, characterless dishwater excuse of a beer at a prize you could get 2 bottles of actual beer

>> No.17807887

>>17807580
It's not vodka

>> No.17807891

>>17807580
It’s shitty yuro ripoff of Tsingtao

>> No.17807900

>>17807580
even rolling rock is better than this shite.

>> No.17807903
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17807903

Based fellow Heineken appreciator.

>> No.17807965

>>17807580
It tastes bad.

>> No.17808025

>>17807629
Based

>> No.17808056
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17808056

>>17807580
It's not hertog-Jan.
Heineken is a pro in marketing, their beer however is mediocre at best.

>>17807891
Heineken: brewed since 1864
Chinktao: brewed since 1903

>> No.17808062

>>17807580
Bland macro euro lager in a bottle that skunks very easily.
Most drunk in Vietnam of all places.

>> No.17808069

>>17807580
the fact you can get this just about anywhere in the world is fucking crazy

>> No.17808151

Not a stout.

>> No.17808163
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17808163

>>17808056
>Hertog Jan

Face it, all Dutch lager is shit

>> No.17808178
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17808178

>>17808163

>> No.17808204

>>17808163
1. Hertog Jan
2. Jupiler
3. Grolsch
4-infinity. Any other beer in the world

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17808214

>>17807580
> name one flaw
It's not picrel. Suck it faggot.

>> No.17808236

>>17808056
>Heineken: brewed since 1864
>Chinktao: brewed since 1903
And yet Heineken manages to taste like the shitty ripoff. Quite an accomplishment.

>> No.17808773
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17808773

>>17807580
Heineken is the piss we dutch export as beer. Anybody that drinks Heineken in the Netherlands is a subhuman.

1. Grolsch
2.Hertog Jan
3. Brand

>> No.17809199

>>17807580
It has alcohol. How about you drink some water instead?

>> No.17809200

>>17807580
It's beer. Flawed by design.

>> No.17809204
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17809204

>>17807580
It's not this

>> No.17809383

>>17807580
its just not that good man

>> No.17809407

>>17807580
not possible

>> No.17810749

>>17808773
That's how I would rank it as well.
I'm not very picky though, drunk is drunk

>> No.17810984

>>17807580
HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

>> No.17810998

>>17807580
It's Heineken.

>> No.17811002

>>17809204
Good taste. For me, its chzechvar

>> No.17812597

>>17808773
Lol
That's a duck.... Drinking a beer at the bar! Lol
He thinks he's people!
Lol

>> No.17812644

>>17807580
vies kutbier

>> No.17812653

>>17807580
they got rid of their cool looking keg cans

>> No.17813051

>>17808056
hertog jan is kankervies.

using corn to brew lager should be punishable by death

anyways dutch beers are all shit with the exceptions of:

Alfa> Gulpener >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Grolsch

>> No.17813936

>>17807580
after making my homebrew with fresh rainwater from my water tanks,

all store bought beer taste like chemicals.

>> No.17813944

Top shelf looks, bottom shelf taste, the grey goose of beer.