/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17802918]

What are you cooking your mother for mothers day?

[Anonymous No.17802937]

Oh no...

[Anonymous No.17802938]

I've been doing nofap all week to save myself for the day. I don't think there'll be time for food.

[Anonymous No.17802947]

>>17802938

what do you have planned for your mom, man

[Anonymous No.17802954]

>>17802918
Nothing, she doesn't like the food that I cook. She's the whitest woman in the world and I cook very ethnic food.

[Anonymous No.17802962]

>>17802947
Get some marinated chicken, drop in some carrots and onions in a chili colorado sauce and add that to some rice

[Anonymous No.17802969]

>>17802918
I'm going to make cheese blintz with raspberry coulis and a bunch of bellinis

[Anonymous No.17803024]

>>17802918
sydney is best mommy hands down, all other mommies wish they could be sydney.

[Anonymous No.17803032]

>>17802918
>>17803024
She's too young to larp as mommydom

[Anonymous No.17803049]

fortunately, my mom is dead
good riddance
for mother's day, I will put a spoonful of her ashes in the toilet and take a shit on them

[Anonymous No.17803160]

>>17802918
Never met real mom, hate my fake mom and haven't associated with her since fake dad died (who I did like), so nothing. But I did celebrate Cinco de Mayo today in a depressing way to match the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.17803269]

>>17803160
Fuck I forgot about sinko the mayo

[Anonymous No.17803434]

>>17802918
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.17803463]

>>17802918
Give me sauce on that old hag

[Anonymous No.17803476]

>>17802918
Moms dead. I am probably going to spend the day jacking it to step fantasy porn.

[Anonymous No.17803520]

>>17803160
buenas nachos, essay

[Anonymous No.17803529]

When's mother's day?

[Sage No.17803541]

>>17802918
Nothing. I got them tickets to see Van Morrison and my sister is paying for a nice dinner.

[Anonymous No.17803546]

>>17803160
Bro if I could I would take you out for lunch and buy you a hooker to cheer you up.

[Anonymous No.17803564]

>>17803049
tragic but lol

[Anonymous No.17803587]

also dead mom, prolly gonna bring some flowers to the grave and think of her today.

[Anonymous No.17803619]

>>17803587
>probably
what are you busy or something?

[Anonymous No.17803628]

>>17802962
what does the nofap have to do with this my brother?

[Anonymous No.17803667]

>>17803619
i dont have a car and my village doesnt have a trainstation, so it depends if my sis can get me as she uses our car. I'm a student in a city, tho it's only 50km away, and I could def walk to the grave as its only 5km.

[Anonymous No.17803673]

>>17803587
I think right now my mom is sitting on my sisters shelf in an urn, but she might still be packed away as they just moved. Wish she had a gravesite I could visit.

[Anonymous No.17803674]

>>17802918
fucked a chick who looked like young version of OP's pic related. she was pretty weird desu and had serious daddy issues

[Anonymous No.17803687]

>>17803673
maybe she's in her panty drawer... you should probably go... sniff around and see if you can't find anything in there

[Anonymous No.17803694]

>>17803674
>had serious daddy issues

[Anonymous No.17803714]

>>17803673
ehh, my moms also in an urn, just in one of those slots at the village church.
I would prolly break down every week if i saw the urn with her pic, so i think its better that way

[Anonymous No.17803768]

>>17803463
shes 29 anon

[Anonymous No.17803787]

>>17803768
I like older ladies. She's still got 1 year of utility left.

[Anonymous No.17803839]

>>17802918
i don't celebrate birthdays or holidays. no, i'm not a Jehovah's Witness

[Anonymous No.17803891]

>>17803587
IKTF
I was considering bringing an assortment of offerings including chocolate, 'za, and tobacco to leave at her unmarked grave.
I don't consider it an insult to have never commissioned a headstone, shit's expensive. As jewy as she was, no doubt she'd agree with that assessment.

[Anonymous No.17804055]

I'm cooking lunch for my grandmother, my two aunts and uncles and 6 cousins who are attending and my mother and sisters
Making a quiche, roast lamb, some salads, focaccia and a lemon tart
No I'm not paying for the ingredients

[Anonymous No.17804118]

>>17802918
Can I atleast get a name pls?

[Anonymous No.17804136]

>>17804055
no offense but that's a pretty gay spread

[Anonymous No.17804145]

women are holes for mens pleasure

[Anonymous No.17804150]

>>17802918
she's dead, cremated and sitting on a shelf at my brothers house with googly eyes on the cremation box.

[Anonymous No.17804185]

>>17804136
Well I'm an MtF so...
Also it's mother's day

[Anonymous No.17804214]

With the way she's been acting, probably a pipe-bomb

[Anonymous No.17804219]

Fish, if I catch any

[Anonymous No.17804235]

>>17803673
>>17803714
>>17804150
i dumped my mom’s ashes in a lake that she liked and it’s a pretty peaceful spot

[Anonymous No.17804245]

>>17803714
Same here, I'm glad it's in another state

[Anonymous No.17804254]

>>17804235
home depot won't let you dump ashes in them and neither will the food stamp office.

[Anonymous No.17804318]

penis sorry i mean penis sorry i mean penis sorry i mean penis sorry i mean penis

[Anonymous No.17805414]

>>17804118
pls anyone?

[Anonymous No.17805417]

>>17805414
Sydney Harwin

[Anonymous No.17805426]

>>17802947
A fun day.

[Anonymous No.17805589]

>>17804185
Do you mog your sisters?

[Anonymous No.17805695]

>>17803587
She still loves you

[Anonymous No.17805708]

>>17802918
Sydney is annoying because when I bust she returns to looking like a crackhead but when she gets me immersed I start to find her attractive. Why can't she just be more attractive stupid whore.

[Anonymous No.17805762]

>>17805708
>mfw love her sister stuff but all she does is her meth-mom
feels bad

[Anonymous No.17805842]

>>17805762
mummychads we stay winning

[Anonymous No.17805873]

>>17802918
Her solo works suck

[Anonymous No.17805930]

>>17802918
First of all yanks are freaks for spelling mum as mom. Second of all I'm married with a 1yrold so it's my wife I'll have to cook for. Probably a prawn pasta I guess

[Anonymous No.17805952]

>>17805930
is she single

[Anonymous No.17805996]

>>17805930
gotcha cuck

[Anonymous No.17806012]

>>17805930
a mum is a type of flower dipshit

[Anonymous No.17806217]

>>17802918
This

[Anonymous No.17806239]

>>17802918
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.17806338]

>>17806239
>>17805417

[Anonymous No.17807603]

>>17802918
I seasoned sirloins and letting them sit for the next two days. It's a meal for three, so if others come I don't know what they'll eat.
Probably buy some cookies too.

[Anonymous No.17807636]

>>17807603
You and your mom and a fried could top dinner off with a MMF threesome

[Anonymous No.17807644]

>>17807636
Why is your brain like this?

[Anonymous No.17807673]

>>17802918
I fucking caved again and bought the newest Mommy and Son video.

[Anonymous No.17807693]

>>17807644
High test.

[Anonymous No.17807778]

>>17802918
Honey brick toast

[Anonymous No.17807833]

>>17802918
I’m a mom … I’m so stressed out from work I wish I could just OD for Mother’s Day.
I’m going to go with my family to church instead and pray to God to please save the program I am running and let us be in the black… we are so tight on our budget right now and every moment is anxious and painful. I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t sleep.

[Anonymous No.17807978]

mothers day was two months ago
i made her a curry

[Anonymous No.17808000]

>>17807833
Ah yes the rare fem that stops lurking to post on ceekay. Sorry you are feeling so anxious. Remember that work doesn't really matter and your family loves you. My sister just died so mothers day is going to be spent comforting here on my side. Don't take the easy way out anonette there are lots of people around you that can help you. I just had a shitass stressful day at work (already took bereavement) and now I have to go to ceremonies all weekend. It's sad. I wouldn't wish this on anyone so be safe out there anons.


Sydney is trash btw

[Anonymous No.17808011]

>>17808000
Jesus she's sounds more manly than you, get yourself together faggot

[Anonymous No.17808021]

>>17808000
Who is Sidney?

[Anonymous No.17808039]

>>17808021
Why don't Zoomers read the fucking thread?

[Anonymous No.17808050]

>>17808011
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.17808073]

>>17808021
This has been answered like four times in this thread, its the porn star in the OP

[Anonymous No.17808087]

Nothing cause I hate her and everything bad in my life is directly caused by her actions.

[Anonymous No.17808088]

A fuckton of crawfish, this is like the 7th year in a row I've done it for her.

[Anonymous No.17808164]

>>17808050
Only digging yourself deeper faggot. Bigger pussy than an actual pussy Holy shit. I hope your dad doesn't know

[Anonymous No.17808446]

My mom physically abused me raised in a cult that fucked me up until I was into my 20's, so that bitch ain't getting shit. Also I moved from Florida to Montana so I literally live across the country lol

[Anonymous No.17808457]

>>17808446
>My mom physically abused me raised in a cult
Tell us the story, you are the most interesting person in the thread automatically

[Anonymous No.17808462]

>>17802918
braised shortribs with polenta

[Anonymous No.17808488]

>>17808446
>not moving to American Samoa
NGMI

[Anonymous No.17808522]

>>17805930
Why do eurosharts lack the mental capacity to understand things being different in different places?

[Anonymous No.17808645]

>>17805589
No way, I'm way uglier than they are

[Anonymous No.17808660]

>>17802918
Matzoh ball zoupe

[Anonymous No.17808666]

>>17802918
Last Mother's Day I made my mom this carrot-cake from Kitchens of the Great Midwest

[Anonymous No.17808676]

>>17808666
I'll check myself.
In this recipe, I interpreted "Salad Oil" to mean olive oil, and used Neufchatel in place of cream cheese, because it makes the contrast of the cream-cheese frosting more pronounced.

I made the recipe once for my own mother, and, later after talking about it, one of the residents at the building I do maintenance for, a grandma insisted I make one for her (and she bought ingredients for me to make it so I had to)

[Anonymous No.17809036]

>>17805930
"Mum" is such a faggy fucking word, my God. I remember my brother started using it after he moved to Australia, and he sounded like such a fucking asshole. Thankfully I don't interact with him anymore.

[Anonymous No.17809050]

>>17802918
she intentionally od'd in 2018. she's getting high on prescription meds and being a mean old bitch in heaven now

[Anonymous No.17809066]

My wife is getting a nice New York Strip w/ a sweet potato with some marshmallows on top. My mother in law is getting a nice Salmon filet cooked on a cedar plank and a deadly dose of anthrax.

[Anonymous No.17809076]

>>17804055
It's not gay. It sounds wonderful and refreshing if you live in a hot climate.

[Anonymous No.17809081]

>>17804185
Why bring that shit here? Are you bummed out because the focus isn't on you for 10 seconds? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.17809088]

>>17807833
Breath deeply. None of it matters. Just do a good job and let the chips fall where they may. Even if things don't work out, you'll be fine. Happy mothers day and I hope your project works out.

[Anonymous No.17809096]

>>17802918
I've gotta work sadly so I'm going to send her a boquet of flowers and a gift card to one of her favorite restaurants

[Anonymous No.17809110]

>>17802918
I haven't spoken to my mom since she kicked me out for transitioning.
I'm hoping my bf and the furbabies get me something though since I am technically their mommy.

[Anonymous No.17809127]

>>17809110
Technically and scientifically, you're a dude. Also you don't have kids, you have dogs. Happy nothing day.

[Anonymous No.17809136]

>>17809127
Your life sounds sad as hell.

[Anonymous No.17809137]

>>17809127
You're not smart.

[Anonymous No.17809143]

>>17809127
I genuinely can't imagine a life as pathetic as yours to be unironically posting about this on a Friday night

[Anonymous No.17809144]

>>17809137
You're not wrong. Doesn't take even a tiny bit of intelligence to know you're not a woman or a mother. Glad you can see that.

[Anonymous No.17809152]

>>17809143
I'm not an Amerifag. It's daytime on my lunch break. Imagine spending your Friday nights on the four chins. Talk about sad.

[Anonymous No.17809157]

>>17809152
Imagine working.
Imagine being on the Chan during lunch.

[Anonymous No.17809165]

>>17809152
>I'm not an Amerifag
I don't believe it, only Americans can be as sad and pathetic as you

[Anonymous No.17809167]

>>17809157
Is picrel you at the first and last job you'll ever have? Or won't they even accept you, like everyone else?

[Anonymous No.17809174]

>>17809165
>Pointing out having dogs doesn't make you a mother is pathetic.
Pretending dogs and people are interchangeable isn't pathetic.
Okay. Gone beyond the point of reasoning. Your mum kicking you out had nothing to do with being a trooner and more to do with avoiding being stabbed.

[Anonymous No.17809196]

>>17802918
>thought mother's day was next weekend
>didn't got my mom anything
What do I get for her?

[Anonymous No.17809241]

>>17802918
Nothing. I'd love to but she's the pickiest person I've ever met and mostly eats fast food.

[Anonymous No.17809271]

>>17802918
Lamb steak
I ended up eating most of it lol

[Anonymous No.17809275]

>>17802918
my mother... in a casket at the morgue

[Anonymous No.17809278]

>>17809127
Based reality checker.
>>17809136
>>17809137
>>17809143
Cringe gaslighting enablers.

[Anonymous No.17809279]

>>17802937
Oh yes, get that big booty mommy some nuggets and tendies so she doesn't forget to rub your tendies (in mine craft)

[Anonymous No.17809283]

>>17809275

[Anonymous No.17809286]

>>17809076
Yeah I live in Australia
I thought what I posted would be classic mothers day food though
>>17809081
Well they called the food I was making gay so idk, I'm a bit confused desu

[Anonymous No.17809290]

>>17809283

[Anonymous No.17809293]

>>17809144
Not even what I'm talking about. Responding to that post was very stupid.

[Anonymous No.17809298]

>>17809196
You have to massage her feet now, bro.

[Anonymous No.17809538]

>>17809196
deep dicking, you've already touched her cunt once before

[Anonymous No.17809615]

>>17802918
Nothing, my mom is trans (mtd) so I kicked her out of mothers day.

[Anonymous No.17809623]

>>17809615
kek

[Anonymous No.17809716]

>>17802918
Just looked this woman up and she has the most agonizingly lubricious tits.
Now I may never be happy.

[Anonymous No.17809901]

>>17802918
She wants some freshly baked sourdough, so she's getting some