/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17800719]

What in the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.17800720]

>>17800719
the beef cooks the egg

[Anonymous No.17800722]

>>17800719
The eat of the herbs cook the egg

[Anonymous No.17800723]

>>17800719
the heat of the egg pasteurises the tartare

[Anonymous No.17800726]

What the fuck is it about eggs? Why are eggs such a meme food?

[Anonymous No.17800729]

YUM YUM
>eat a tartare at a company party at the bar
>for the following 5 hours everyone asks if im feeling ok

[Anonymous No.17800787]

>>17800719
The seething anger cause by the $200 price tag cooks the meat

[Anonymous No.17800790]

>>17800719
Yet another tartare thread. You could at least pick some other picture.

[Anonymous No.17800794]

>>17800787
you can get perfectly decent tartare at the supermarket for about the same price in weight as a regular steak.

[Anonymous No.17800799]

One of the best dish ever. Go back eating some McDonald's burned meat like a typical American. You can't even get real cheese

[Anonymous No.17800845]

>>17800799
You can buy imported cheese from Europe in literally every grocery store near a city

[Anonymous No.17800850]

It's basically a fake dish just to flaunt your kitchen and supply chain cleanliness. If you can serve it without health risk then you qualify as a top class restaurant. Nobody actually orders it or thinks it's good to eat.

[Anonymous No.17800890]

>>17800719
The salmonella from the egg neutralizes the bacteria from the beef

[Anonymous No.17800893]

>>17800799
>niggas out here eating raw steak

[Anonymous No.17800900]

the heat of the meat cooks the egg, and also, the heat of the egg cooks the meat

[Anonymous No.17800904]

i dont know why you midwits are seething for
this shit is actually really good i wouldnt mind paying 60$ for this

[Anonymous No.17800905]

>>17800719
It’s delicious

[Anonymous No.17800909]

I prefer the humble Mettbrötchen. The fact that it's raw pork disgusts even more people than raw beef so it's the peek edgelord dish.

[Anonymous No.17800922]

>>17800909
raw pork doesn't taste as good, based on my BBQ sausage experience

[Anonymous No.17800938]

>>17800909
If you want to disgust even more people you should eat mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.17800953]

>>17800922
Raw Italian sausages on bread are a gift from the gods.

[Anonymous No.17800955]

BLEACH DAT SHIT NIGGUH!
FOR FLOYD Y'ALL FEEL ME CUH!

[Anonymous No.17800958]

>>17800909
peak edgelord food is sardines, just look at how many losers force themselves to eat them just for cred on 4chan

[Anonymous No.17800963]

>>17800958
t. sardine

[Anonymous No.17800982]

>>17800922
It's pretty much flavourless. That's why mett is lightly seasoned and then drowned in onions.

[Anonymous No.17801005]

>>17800794
I make myself a tartare once a month, I just go to my butcher and he grinds it in front of me after cleaning the grinder.

[Anonymous No.17801006]

>>17800963
YOU EAT ALL MY DEENZ NIGGA?

[Anonymous No.17801031]

>>17800845
No unpasteurized though. Seethe.

[Anonymous No.17801041]

>>17801031
They can have raw milk cheese. It just has to been aged for at least half a year though.

[Anonymous No.17801724]

>>17800799
here is your (You)

[Anonymous No.17801799]

>>17800719
>beef
>squeeze of lemon
>pickles
>finely chopped onions
Simple as

[Anonymous No.17801806]

>>17800850
I think the texture is what would put me off the most

[Anonymous No.17801811]

>the entire existence of modern humans exist because we figured out how to cook meat
>the smell of meat cooking over fire is hard coded into our DNA
>dude what if we eat it raw lmao

[Anonymous No.17801812]

>>17801724
Guy on the right should have an Australian flag.

[Anonymous No.17801926]

>>17800719
I fucking love it
fuck off you plebs

[Anonymous No.17801938]

>>17800719
How long should I let the egg rest before putting it on the meat?

[Anonymous No.17801950]

>>17800719
Only the French could pretentious enough to call this fine dining

[Anonymous No.17801953]

>>17800955
These kind of people shouldn't deserve to live.

[Anonymous No.17801965]

>>17801799
the acid from the lemon cooks the beef

[Anonymous No.17801974]

>>17801811
>the entire existence of modern humans exist because we figured out how to run after our prey until it died of exhaustion
>the dopamine of running after prey is hard coded into our DNA
>dude what if i sit at a computer 8 hours a day lmao

[Anonymous No.17801981]

>>17800719
the egg beefs the cook

[Anonymous No.17802123]

>>17801974
Exhaustion hunting wasn't "figured out" every other form of hunting was.