/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17797851]

What is the worst fast food experience you've had?

[Anonymous No.17797910]

>>17797851
>subway, 2014
>order salad with tuna and whatever else I don’t remember
>get it
>70%, no exaggeration, jalapeños
>no lettuce/spinach

[Anonymous No.17799372]

>>17797851
>At Wendy's drive thru in the morning
>Order Maple Bacon Crossaint
>Guy taking my order repeats it after me
>Pull up to pay and get my food
>Person at the window tells me to park while waiting
>Finally get my food after like 5 minutes
>Open it on the way home
>fucking swiss cheese sandwich

[Anonymous No.17799543]

>>17797851
one time i went to a sonic's and it was one of those ones where they bring the food to your car. like some 1950s shit. anyways i parked there at one of the ordering spots. waited for about 20 to 30 minutes solid ngl at least a half hour. got out of my car walked over to the building and was like

>yo i've been here for 30 minutes. whats going on

and there was like two other cars there with me. they said

>idk what you're talking about. we'll let you know

some shit like that. so i just fuckin bounced. did not even try to wait like five more minutes. went to mcdonalds and got a double hamburger in less than five minutes. moral of the story never ever go to sonic's

[Anonymous No.17799596]

>>17799543
all sonics are like that. you have to press the button to order numbskull. fuck, how can a person be this stupid? Don't answer.

[Anonymous No.17799626]

Got some El Pollo Loco about 15ish years ago, brought it home and all the chicken was near raw.

[Anonymous No.17799636]

>>17797851
>Order double QTR pounder with 2x bacon
>Receive QTR pounder with bacon
>Ask staff to fix it
>Get a double quarter with no bacon
>Fix again
>Double quarter with 1x bacon

[Anonymous No.17799688]

I don't remember but the most recent shitty experience was when I put in an online order at subway for a chicken bacon ranch and when I picked it up and brought it home there was no bacon, in the sandwich that has bacon in its name.

[Anonymous No.17799729]

>>17799372
>>At Wendy's drive thru in the morning
>>Order Maple Bacon Crossaint
>>Guy taking my order repeats it after me
>>Pull up to pay and get my food
>>Person at the window tells me to park while waiting
>>Finally get my food after like 5 minutes
>>Open it on the way home
>>little monkey fella

[Anonymous No.17799749]

>work in government building
>building build at the edge of the ghetto
>go to taco bell after long day at work
>at drivethru
>"You're going to have to wait for about 20 minutes for your food."
>"Why?"
>"Our computer restarted and no one knows how to set it up"
>drive away

And let me tell you, this shit happened multiple times. I stopped going there years ago, I have no idea how they're still in business cuz the food was shit, too.

Literally every fast food place that's within a 2 minutes drive of them are lightyears better than that piece of shit Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.17799755]

>>17799543
imagine not knowing there is a button you push for service

[Anonymous No.17799766]

>>17799749
Why do franchise owners hire literal retards? Wouldn't it be more profitable in the long run to hire people that your customers would actually be satisfied to interact with?

[Anonymous No.17799818]

>>17799766
From what I heard. Every Taco Bell in my city is owned by the same guy and he doesn't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.17799834]

>>17799596
>>17799755
there was no button you faggot retards. they talked through the menu when i drove up faggot and made me wait a half hour and were like

>we don't know what youre talking about

i ordered a chili dog or something

[Anonymous No.17799837]

Not the worst experience. But annoyingly funny.
>Order #1 at McDonalds
>Guy asks "What would you like to drink with that."
>Answer "An Un-Sweet tea."
>Guy says "A Hi-C?"
>"No. An UN-sweet tea!"
>"A Hi-C?"
>"No! An UN-SWEET TEA!"
>"A Hi-C?"
>Drive off.

[Anonymous No.17799845]

>>17799543
I would have ordered again at a different spot before driving off.

[Anonymous No.17799878]

I went to Portillos in Chicago this weekend.

Waited 45 minutes. They got my order wrong, and when they finally gave me the food I was missing, it was charred to shit and had gone cold. Tore up my insides like no other. I'm pretty sure that they had it laying around after burning someone else's order, and then gave it to me just to spite me for complaining.

Worst sausage I've ever eaten. I have no clue how you could fuck up something that simple, and it astonishes me that the place is as popular as it is.
I'm firmly convinced that the only reason Chicago natives recommend it is to fuck with tourists. I can't think of any other explanation.

[Anonymous No.17799923]

went to wienerschnitzel one time and i got a kids cone for 49 cents or whatever. you could see the lady overfill it so it was the size of a regular cone so she scraped all of the ice cream above the cone on the side of the trash and into it and handed it to me

[Anonymous No.17799952]

>>17797851
No tostada in my crunchwrap suprème. Drive thru, so no remediation.

[Anonymous No.17800043]

>>17799834
lol whatever you say

[Anonymous No.17800570]

>>17799878
It used to be good. They went wrong somewhere within the last decade and now it's just pathetically boring and bland.

[Anonymous No.17800623]

>>17799878
I was there like 2 weeks ago
Took like 45 minutes, food was mediocre and staff was kinda unfriendly.
To be fair though they were really busy and their teenage urban staff can only go so fast.
Looked like they had at least 20 staff running around in the back.

[Anonymous No.17800628]

>>17799543
>>17799834
i can tell by the way you type you have a low IQ, just admit you didnt see the button

[Anonymous No.17800667]

worst experience was probably taco time.
I ordered a number 3 with beef at the counter, go out to my car, open bag, open soft taco and take a bite. it's chicken and 95% chicken, 5% tortilla, no cheese, no veggies, nothing.
Go back inside and tell manager who happened to be at the counter that they gave me the wrong shit, show him soft taco.
he says: "well you ate some of it so theres nothing I can do." I replied "how the fuck else would I know it was the wrong thing if I didn't take a bite"
proceeds to dismiss my claim and tells me he's not going to help me. He then asks me to leave the store. I haven't raised my voice or been rude at all except when I said fuck in the previous sentence.
I said "fuck you faggot" and took the entire bag of my food and threw it at him, exploded chicken and tater tots all over him and the counter.
Walked out of the store, went home and wrote a shitty review on their google page or whatever it was circa 2007. Taco Time PR hit me up and gave me a bunch of free coupons as an apology. Never saw that manager again.

[Anonymous No.17800683]

>>17797910
Didn’t you watch when they were making it?

[Anonymous No.17800684]

>>17799837
You say plain ice tea, you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.17800707]

>ordered something and it wasn't that good
Honestly no clue how you anons get such fucked up orders. I've never had real trouble with FF. I think I had to deal with was the bean burrito from taco bell and it didn't taste good. Totally my fault, I don't even like bean burritos.
Got it in one of those meal deals. How do you guys even get fucked up orders?

[Anonymous No.17800713]

>>17800667
What an absolutely uninteresting fake story

[Anonymous No.17800933]

>>17799749
Literally had the same shit happen this week
>order TB on app so gf can get a quesorito
>get there and the guy says "it's gonna be a bit before you can order, our computer system crashed"
>tell him it's a mobile order
>somehow manages to get it processed right away, didn't even fuck up my specific order on my fries
>gf says the dickheads who work there always try to make up excuses to get people to leave/not order
Doesn't come close to the times I've sat in the drive thru there for like 40 minutes with only 2 cars in front of me...

[Anonymous No.17800947]

>>17797851
I got food poisoning from KFC that rendered me immobile for 24 hours

[Anonymous No.17800954]

>>17797851
mcdonalds
since the introduction of mccafe they just kinda suck overall
also their service has been generally worsened by the introduction of those touch screens, they kinda LARP as fine dining now

[Anonymous No.17800999]

yet another taco bell experience
>order the dorito taco when it just came out
>dude in front of my orders same thing for him and his kid
>both get served around same time
>take a bite, theres about 10% beef and rest is lettuce and cheese
>beef is completely rancid
>go up to register, at this point the other guy is there too yelling
>tell manager along with other guy this food is fucking rotten
>he tells us both that is our fault (???)
>other guy loses it, threatens to sue, kick the managers ass etc
>at this point its clear it will be an hour to get anything done and police will probably be involved
>leave because im fucking starving and dont give enough shit to file a police report

[Anonymous No.17801083]

>>17800707
don't know, I almost always get the right order when I buy fast food

[Anonymous No.17801095]

I went to one of those places once and the food was very salty and dry
bad experience

[Anonymous No.17801170]

>>17797851
>be me
>9y little fag
>go to mcdonalds with mum
>buy a chickenburger
>hungry af
>bite into it
>oww?.png
>spit out small pop tab / lid of a beverage can
>mum goes full nuclear karen as i have a small cut on my tongue
>manager profusely sweating
>apologizes, pays for food and gives us like 10 coupons for free mcnuggies
nearly choked and swallowed a small metal pop tab, but got free mcnuggies the next weeks so would rate it 10/10

[Anonymous No.17801180]

>>17800683
No, I forget why, an online order or drive through or something.

[Anonymous No.17801185]

>>17800707
When I lived in the south the orders would get fucked up constantly. Too many crackheads for there to be normal people capable of McJobs. I’ve never gotten a fucked order on the east coast or in the Midwest.

[Anonymous No.17801434]

>go to Hardee's/Carl Jr on me lunch break to buy some tendies
>fuck they got some good tendies there
>using a jewpon for half priced combo
>dude on the drive thru sounds baked as fuck and confused by the jewpon
>get my food, they forgot my BBQ, gave me twice as much ranch, and double the tendies I ordered
>not even mad
Not really a bad experience just one that stuck out

[Anonymous No.17801523]

Order food and specifically say "no cheese". Get food with cheese.
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.17801644]

>>17799766
Literal retards are the only people who would accept working in fast food for an extended period of time.

[Anonymous No.17801826]

>>17797851
I found an entire human body in a hamburger once. I still don't know how the chef missed it.

[Anonymous No.17802271]

>>17800684
I don't want sweet tea

[Anonymous No.17802390]

>>17800999
>gets served rotten food
>literally doesn't do anything about it
Must be nice fucking with spineless faggots like that

[Anonymous No.17802652]

>coming home late from a gig
>McDonald’s closes at 11:00 because Covid fucked things up
>get there at like 10:45
>order mcchicken and fries, simple to make it easier for them
>entire staff that night is old (maybe just meth addicted) women
>leave with food
>get home
>literally like 7 fries in the container
>sad.png
>can’t even go get more fries
>eat mcchicken and drink beers to forget

[Anonymous No.17802763]

>>17797851
>Go to local KFC, later learned it's literally the worst one in the UK
>Stand there at counter ready to order for like 5 minutes
>Store seemingly completely empty
>Eventually some fat bitch comes out from the back, rolls her eyes and asks what I want
>Order a zinger burger meal, and a couple of hot wings
>"We're out of hot wings"
>Uh, fine, gimme a piece of chicken then
>"We're out of chicken"
>How is that fucking possible, you're a KFC
>Shrugs and goes to get my drink
>Stand there for literally 15 minutes waiting for my meal
>Bitch comes out from the back again, looks surprised to see me, then goes back
>two minutes later, get my food
>Open box
>Burger has no fucking chicken in it
>Ask what the fuck is going on
>"I told you, We're out of chicken"
>FFS gimme my money back then
>We don't do refunds
>"Yes you fucking do, go get the manager"
>Rolls her eyes again and goes and fetches the equally fat manager
>She looks at me like I'm a piece of shit and asks what was wrong
>There's no fucking chicken in my burger and I'm not paying £8 for a fucking lettuce and tomato sandwich
>"She said she told you there was no chicken"
>She said there wasn't any hot wings or bone in chicken, she didn't say there was no chicken whatsoever. Why the fuck are you even open?
>"People might want fries"
>Whatever, give me a refund
>"We don't do refunds"
>Either refund me or get your boss here now.
>"Fine, be an asshole" As she puts in the less than 20 seconds effort it takes to refund me
>Has the audacity to ask me to fill in a customer satisfaction survey
>Actually do it, write down my actual experience and put it in the box
>Never see fat bitch there again on subsequent visits, hopefully she got fired for being a fucktard".

[Anonymous No.17802829]

>>17800933
mobile order system is probably different than the POS

[Anonymous No.17802835]

>>17799837
>not getting the $1 sweet tea that rots your teeth off
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17802850]

>>17799878
>I'm firmly convinced that the only reason Chicago natives recommend it is to fuck with tourists.
Probably. There's any number of hole in the walls that could do the same thing better for cheaper. For me it was Michael A's in Oak Lawn. Too bad it's a car maxx or something now.

[Anonymous No.17802864]

>>17797851
>go to taco bell after 10 hour shift at the warehouse
>order a bunch of shit, specify no sour cream since i hate sour cream
>not only did they ignore the no sour cream
>they put sour cream in my crunchy tacos which dont normally have it
>assmad.jpeg
>drive back to taco bell, throw the bag of food at their window while screaming
>"FUUUCCKKKK YOUUUUU"
>speed off and get jack in the box

[Anonymous No.17802953]

>go to burger king
>staff are all niggers
>go to bathroom, shit on floor, use mop to smear it on walls
>leave without buying anything

Why do they think they deserve 15$ hour?

[Anonymous No.17803036]

>>17802953
Immensly based

[Anonymous No.17803088]

>>17799878
I'm pretty sure Portillos got bough out after attaining nationwide popularity by being on Food Network and Travel Channel shows. They been expanding, and they are pretty mediocre but I have heard Portillos was good before the buyout and expansion.

[Anonymous No.17803103]

>>17797851
my mom bought me a giant burger as a surprise but it was too big to eat it all at once
so i had to to reheat half of it later , it was still amazing

[Anonymous No.17803140]

>>17800933
>dickheads who work there always try to make up excuses to get people to leave/not order

based, fuck the customer

[Anonymous No.17803147]

>>17799766
You have to pay non-retards more.

[Anonymous No.17803161]

>>17799837
You're both retarded. If somebody misheard you twice in a row, you should change your wording.

[Anonymous No.17803179]

>>17803161
How the fuck do I say un-sweet tea that isn't saying un-sweet tea?
"I want the leaf-juice that has no sugar in it!"

[Anonymous No.17803192]

>>17802763
kfc in manchester is like that, all the staff are fat blacks (which is relatively unusual for the UK), all act like you should be grateful they can be bothered serving you at all, takes them 10 minutes to serve a burger when there's nobody else in the place, generally fucking useless.

[Anonymous No.17803195]

>>17803179
>"tea with no sugar"

[Anonymous No.17803207]

>>17803195
>"We don't have sugar free Hi-C!"

[Anonymous No.17803244]

>>17799626
>the chicken was near raw
So...it was cooked?

[Anonymous No.17803259]

>>17802652
damn that sucks man

[Anonymous No.17803265]

>>17803207
No one could possibly mishear "tea" as "Hi-C." The reason he did it before was that you had syllables coming before "tea."

[Anonymous No.17803274]

>>17800933
Went to a Taco Bell last week after I ordered off their website.
>they tell me they closed due to short staffing
>someone is sticking around just for that
>it was at night
>seen plenty of other places at night with one or two people and still running
How many people do you need to assemble a taco or burrito with all the food positioned for you? Maybe they didn't have any of the ingredients ready, but I think they just didn't want to work but still get the hours. I was able to cancel the order at least.

[Anonymous No.17803308]

>>17803274
Wow this just happened to me as well but couldn't find any information on it. And it only ever seems to happen at taco bell.

[Anonymous No.17803312]

>>17803265
>i know everybody and everything
Have you ever been tested for schizophrenia?

[Anonymous No.17803344]

>>17799626
Medium rare chicken

[Anonymous No.17803384]

>>17803179
>How the fuck do I say un-sweet tea that isn't saying un-sweet tea?
Tea, Unsweet.

[Anonymous No.17803404]

>>17803312
>people will not mistake a one-syllable word for a two-syllable word
>"bro do you have schizophrenia?"
Based retard

[Anonymous No.17803454]

>>17797851
>be like 5
>pull up to Jack in the Box with my mom
>I want a hot dog
>they actually served them still
>Bite into hot dog
>Interior is black and flakey
>swallow a little before mom says wtf you doin and throws it away
>cry cause I didn't get a hot dog
>spend all night vomiting
>never got back
>never got my hot dog

[Anonymous No.17803773]

>>17800933
mobile order is a separate system compared to the in store order software.

[Anonymous No.17803779]

>McDonalds down south near I-95.
>Order from drive-through for 4 people. Order includes three double hamburgers w/o mustard.
>Receive food. Ritualistic fast food check. Burgers have mustard.
>Pull over, go inside, head up to the counter, place bag with burgers and stapled receipt on counter.
>Wait for an available employee, "I asked for no mustard on the double hamburgers, but they have mustard."
>Wait. Get fixed order. Head back to car and unwrap burger.
>Cheese.
>Go back in and place bag on counter again. Same employee, "They have cheese on them this time."
>Wait. Get fixed order. Quick check one of the burgers for cheese. Head back to car.
>Open up burger for advanced assembly.
>Mustard...
>Go back in. Again.
>Give the employee a tired, disappointed look and nod that let's him know, "Yes, they fucked up again."
>"They have mustard again... Three double hamburgers with no mustard, please."
>Wait. Get fixed order. Check all burgers for cheese and mustard. Employee waits as I confirm.
>Finally correct. Thank employee and wish him a nice day.
>Back in the car. Forty minutes have passed and everyone else is done eating.
>Perform advanced assembly. Fries are cold by now but oh well. Eat while we get back on the road.

[Anonymous No.17803867]

>>17803384
Unsweetened, not unsweet

[Anonymous No.17803903]

>>17803779
>autism

[Anonymous No.17803950]

Am I just not picky enough to get absurdly butthurt over something like "Asked for no X and got X"? If I say "no mayo" and get mayo, it either gets scraped off or I eat it anyway. What's far more annoying is the inverse: "Extra Y" and ending up with none, and it shows an added layer of incompetence to the staff. Oh and there was also that time two months ago when Little Caesar's took an hour. Considered leaving even after paying or throwing it on the floor the second it was done then demanding they clean it up. Just settled for telling the cashier to get fucked and refusal to ever come back.

[Anonymous No.17803972]

Aren't franchises actually owned by some local guy that has good reason to hire legit managers that will unfuck their employees? Does it not work that way anymore? Having a ton of employees that don't give a single fuck about whether that location makes any money and will goldbrick until fired because they miss days or some other easy-to-catch infraction seems like a large scale corporate thing.

[Anonymous No.17803990]

>>17797851
>went to tim hortons
>order a crispy chicken sandwich, no tomato
>get home and unwrap food
>it's literally just tomato slices on a bun with nothing else

what a passive aggressive way to say i should eat more veggies

[Anonymous No.17804001]

>>17797851
>subway, pull off some side road, 1 worker, 2am, foggy
just had a weird vibe. got the worst food poisoning.

[Anonymous No.17804004]

>>17803903
If I had autism I would have dictated the exact order they need to remake the first time and checked each burger before leaving.
Would probably have saved so much time.

[Anonymous No.17804072]

>>17803404
this retard probably asked for iced tea but is too embarrassed to mention that part

[Anonymous No.17804131]

>>17799878
Everyone says they have gotten worse but my cheeseburger with cheese fries and extra cheese to dip burger still are great.

[Anonymous No.17804238]

>>17803192
>>17802763
Welcome to the authentic American Nigger experience. We have entire cities of people like this.

[Anonymous No.17804308]

>>17803244
The skin was cooked but underneath the meat was still pink.

[Anonymous No.17804418]

>>17803779
you sound insufferable
>oh no musty and cheesy! i cant eat this!

[Anonymous No.17804445]

>Go to Blimpie
>order a tuna sub
>guy can't find the scoop
>scoops the tuna with two figners
>spreads it on the bread with fingers

[Anonymous No.17804456]

>>17801434
they have some fantastic tendies, all them around me take a decade to make because they are fresh and not under the heat lamp
sounds like a nice deal

[Anonymous No.17804459]

>>17797851

>go to mcdonalds in oakland on east 14th
>aunt orders various food, my nuggets included
>they forget nuggets
>half way home go back
>holdup drivethrough line making a scene regarding said missing nuggets
>everyone in line behind us honking and yelling ghetto shit
>they give us missing nuggets
>lose appetite
>someone else eats my nuggets

[Anonymous No.17804485]

>>17797851
>go to newish Popeye's for the first time
>order popcorn shrimp basket
>pull up to window
>hand my debit card
>wait for 10 minutes while they still have my card
>the niggers couldn't get my card to read
>kept trying to read the chip
>asked me if I could pay cash
>drive away
>go to Arby's next door
>card reads no issues
>never go back to Popeye's even though I want dem beanz

[Anonymous No.17804686]

There's a Burger King and Taco Bell near me that consistently have the worst service imaginable, but they're the only ones that are convenient to go to when I'm in the mood for that brand of fast food. Pisses me off, yet I still go back because when I was a kid I went to actual decent TB and BK franchises.

[Anonymous No.17805069]

>>17803454
Saddest one here

[Anonymous No.17805097]

>vegetarian
>go to El Pollo Loco
>order the "Chickenless Burrito" (limited time item)
>say the word "Chickenless" somewhat slowly, so they don't fuck it up
>they repeat the order
>get the receipt, it says "Chickenless Burrito"
>drive home
>bite into burrito
>it's a standard chicken burrito

>still vegetarian
>go to Taco Bell
>order the Doritos Locos Tacos, hard shell
>tell them I don't want any meat, please just swap the beef for beans
>the order screen says no beef, substitute beans
>the receipt says no beef, substitute beans
>go home
>they gave me standard beef tacos
>this isn't even once, it happens like 30% of the time I go to Taco Bell

[Anonymous No.17805101]

>my brother bought me a used fifth hand maserati quattroporte for 15k
>Shit are you sure thanks
>Shit it's a shit box nothing works
>Break and hand break dont work, window keep falling down, electric lock is wonky sometime it lock me out
>But at least it look cool and the engine round rad
>Went through a drive thru of a Wendy with it one day
>Some niggerwoman cashier ask if it's my car and then ask for my number
Being autist retard I am I just decline take my 40 spicy nuggets and drive away
I sold that car for 10k a year later cause everything break down

[Anonymous No.17805103]

>>17805097
Just eat the meat you fag

[Anonymous No.17805112]

>NYC
>go to McDonalds on 56th and 8th before work
>there's 1 line only because they're momentarily short staffed
>the guy in front is clearly homeless
>he's also mentally ill and/or high out of his mind, sweating like crazy
>he's confused about the menu and takes 3-4 minutes to ask questions and place an order
>every time they read back the order, he gets confused and changes something
>the cashier is finally like "fuck it" and inputs what she thinks he's trying to order
>time to pay, he reaches in his pants and dumps a giant handful of loose coins on the counter
>he's way too high to count the coins and tally them up, but he's trying
>the cashier just stands there, watching, because she doesn't want to touch his coins
>this takes another 3-4 minutes
>a huge line is forming
>finally, they open a second register
>all at once, the entire line behind him moves to the second register
>they get through 10 other people, and I place my order, before this guy has counted out his change in the other line

[Anonymous No.17805118]

>>17797910
my nigga you ask for the ingredients this is entirely your fault. what were your eyes closed when they were making it? fucking dumbass

[Anonymous No.17805121]

>go to McDonalds in Herndon, VA
>gonna be honest, picking up food before my 11:30 a.m. therapy appointment
>first, need to use the restroom
>enter the restroom, it's small, just one urinal and one closed stall
>nobody is at the urinal, but the stall door is closed and locked
>nobody else is in the restroom
>I need to use the stall, so I step right outside the bathroom door and wait (no need to stand there waiting inside the bathroom, that's just weird)
>a middle-aged man shuffles out
>I go in, expecting the stall to be open
>it's still locked and in use
>another middle aged man suddenly shuffles out of the stall
>this means when it was locked at first, there were 2 men in the stall
>I assume someone just got their dick sucked / fucked in a McDonalds bathroom at 11 a.m.

[Anonymous No.17805123]

>>17799766
Franchise owners are retarded themselves. I work as an area manager for a chain sit down restaurant. They want to pay peanuts and they get monkeys. Then they complain about the quality of their workers instead of paying people a reasonable wage to work and do a good job. Jews

[Anonymous No.17805129]

>>17805103
I expect to receive what I paid for. And nah, I'm not going to quit being a vegetarian because a strung-out worker at Taco Bell can't read the order screen

[Anonymous No.17805130]

>>17804459
>>17804485
>>17805097
>>17805101
>>17805112
>>17805121
No one cares you stupid larping nig

[Anonymous No.17805132]

>oh NOOOO i ordered at a place and out of trillions of orders everyday they fucked up my special order

karen please
if you order a mcburger without pickles at the drive thru they will just pick a ready burger from the warming booth

[Anonymous No.17805144]

>Gott's Roadside in Napa, CA
>it's a """local favorite"""
>spend WAY too much money on a burger and fries
>after 5 minutes my buzz me and say the burger is ready
>I ask where are the fries?
>they say to wait a minute, they're still making it
>wait literally 10 more minutes, they finally buzz me again for the fries
>my burger is now cold
>I take the fries back to my seat
>eat a fry, it's absolutely stone cold
>I go back and ask for fresh fries
>the waitress at the counter sighs just a little, nearly unnoticeable at least
>wait 5 more minutes
>get fries that are passable
>the burger wasn't anything special either

[Anonymous No.17805150]

>>17805130
>go to /ck/ thread about fast food experiences
>people post fast food experience
>get upset

Smooth move, brotato.

[Anonymous No.17805164]

>go to Wendys drive thru
>Order burger and fries
>Get order, start driving home
>Stick my hand into the bag to grab a fry
>End up sticking my entire hand into my burger
>Hand covered in sauce and grease but they didn't even give me napkins
>Drive home trying to not touch anything with my sauce covered hand
Fucking stupid ape wrapped the burger like it was a cowboy wearing a bandana instead of doing it the proper way

[Anonymous No.17805171]

>Seattle
>go to McDonalds at 3th Ave before work
>Order from drive-through for 20 people. Order includes four quadruple burgers from their secret menu w/o ketchup instead with BBQ sauces
>Receive food. Ritualistic fast food check. Burgers have ketchup.
>Wait for an available employee, "I asked for no ketchup on the quadruple hamburgers, but they have ketchup."
>Wait. Get fixed order. Head back to car and unwrap burger.
>Dick cheese
>Go back in and place bag on counter again. Same employee, "They have dick cheese on them this time."
>Wait. Get fixed order. Quick check one of the burgers for dick cheese. Head back to car.
>Open up burger for extreme flatulence.
>Ketchup...
>Go back in. Again.
>Give the employee a tired, disappointed look and nod that let's him know, "Yes, they fucked up again."
>"They have ketchup again... Eight quadruple maymayburgers with no ketchup, please."
>Wait. Get fixed order. Check all burgers for dick cheese and mustard gas. Employee waits as I confirm.
>Finally correct. Thank employee and wish him a nice day.
>Back in the car. Forty minutes have passed and I'm done eating.
>Fries are cold by now but oh well. Eat while I get back on the road.

[Anonymous No.17805179]

one time me and my bruz was in KFC and the chick was getting all flirty with my bruz and when we got our orders she gave him double napkins and didnt give me any napkins.

[Anonymous No.17805217]

>>17797851
I ordered a chicken sandwhich from McDonalds back in 2009 and I opened it to check if what I asked for was in it. There was a screw just sitting in the middle right on top of the patty

[Anonymous No.17805274]

>>17805097
you know how i know this is fake? because the bean/rice/cheese burrito is a permanent item on the el pollo loco menu

[Anonymous No.17805285]

>>17805274
That is true, but for a limited time they had one with fake chicken meat. It was really just chicken-flavored tofu. That's different from the bean/rice/cheese burrito, which doesn't have the fake chicken in it.

Going deep into El Pollo Loco lore here.

[Anonymous No.17805287]

>>17805118
I was on my phone talking to my wife I think the subwaggie was just fucking with me

[Anonymous No.17805297]

>>17805123
To be fair margins are crazy tight in restaurants

[Anonymous No.17805307]

>>17803950
Unless you're allergic to something there is no need to spazz out about fast food. Look if I cared about quality if would cook for myself or not spend $3 at Del Taco

[Anonymous No.17805319]

>go to fucking Burger King
>pull up to the drive through
>be like "AY! Gimme... uhhhhh... a fucking.... uhhhh.... a fucking quarter pounder with cheese, bro."
>the order guy breathes into the mic, *breath* *breath* "did i get that right?"
>be like, "yeah, my man"
>drive forward to pay
>throw a $20 bill at the lady (credit / debit is for pussies, real men pay cash)
>when she gives me change, take the bill but say "you can keep the coins as a tip, sweetie"
>wink at her
>she hands me my food
>pedal to the metal, accelerate out of there at top speed like a fucking champ

Feeling like a boss, bros.

[Anonymous No.17805330]

>>17805285
big if true

[Anonymous No.17805335]

>went to mcdonalds after work
>order a big mac meal
>service was slow but I didn't mind cause I'm use to fast food workers being slow
>manager on duty apologies
>open box and it didn't have meat
>tell them they forgot the meat, they can just give me two patties and I'll be on my way
>manager apologizes and yell at employees
>employees said I wanted no meat
>manager replies back who the fuck orders a big mac without meat
>gives me two big macs and an extra fries for the troubles and being patient the first time around
it was honestly nice to see a boss being a boss at these fast food places

[Anonymous No.17805381]

>>17803779
Based, never take shit from retards and don’t accept substitutes

[Anonymous No.17805388]

>>17805097
Bad the exact same with Taco Bell, they’re retards

[Anonymous No.17805395]

>>17805132
Stop working in fast food then. If I’m giving a business money, I should get what I pay for. Not my fucking problem if others are ordering too.

[Anonymous No.17805416]

>>17799543
Press the red button dumbass

[Anonymous No.17805481]

>go to McDonald's drive thru in Evansville Indiana sometime around 2004
>Order 5 piece tendies
>Lady hands me the food, says "there's only 4 tenders in there"
>Say ok, take the food and drive away
Why the fuck did not demand my fifth tendie, I hate myself

[Anonymous No.17805512]

>>17805129
Not going to stop going to taco bell either it seems. You don't care enough to stop, why expect them to?

[Anonymous No.17805640]

>>17803779
3 double hamburgers to yourself? Fucking fat pig

[Anonymous No.17805671]

>>17799878
Chicago in general fucking sucks, the people are abysmal to deal with and even the friendliest service takes half an hour minimum.

[Anonymous No.17805685]

>>17803308
The idea of late night employees telling people they can't run the store probably isn't old, but it's much easier with the short staffing meme going on around lately.

[Anonymous No.17805710]

>>17802390
If some other dude is going to call the police and fuck them over for the same thing I think I'd consider leaving him to it and going home too.

[Anonymous No.17805717]

>>17797851
Chock full of heady goodness.

To answer your question; I almost never have fast food and have not had wrong orders etc.
Worst experience I've had with it is eating too much and that's on me.

[Anonymous No.17805728]

>>17803454
Glad my parents warned me to always tell them if food tastes funny. I bit into a burger once and couldn't tell it was raw inside but the color didn't look right so I showed my dad. He got me another one and something else as a reward for not being a retard.

[Anonymous No.17805731]

>>17803779
You should have just eaten the burger then used 10 minutes to shit all over the restroom and saved half an hour.

[Anonymous No.17805734]

>>17799818
Same, except for me it's every Taco Bell within a four hour radius owned by the same franchise. Either you get food that's too fucking good to be true, perfect platonic TBell idea, or you get slop

[Anonymous No.17805751]

>>17803972
Franchises now are owned by either someone with passion who makes sure all the restaurants in their sphere are good, or literal retards who don't care and are so fucking slow they'll be like
>Well the new quesadilla? A lot of work and supply......we might not be a big enough area.......idk no one will order it lol just focus on tacos
then someone does come and order the new quesadilla and you get retarded shit like
>pull around please
>please confirm your method of payment
or they look at you like you're a weirdo because you ordered something other than a regular taco or cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.17806008]

>>17799543
U r dum

[Anonymous No.17806010]

>>17804238
Sounds shit, they were white but polish, since I'm in a county of england that's 99% white, so most other places aren't terrible/

What do you guys have to do, make sure the staff at any food place you go to are white before ordering?

[Anonymous No.17806030]

>>17800570
Probably cuz of the millions of shitskins imported er nvm what do i kno lol

[Anonymous No.17806033]

>>17806010
Unironically yes
if its over 50% black, you don't eat there

[Anonymous No.17806080]

>>17799766
non-retards have the skills required to not have to work minimal wage as burger flippers.

[Anonymous No.17806085]

>>17805097
you have to realize that all taco bell employees are illiterate illegals

[Anonymous No.17806114]

>>17802763
Just lettinf any anons know the rolls eyes thing is a habit me checking different radars and monitors after a decade in the millitary im blonde with grey eyes pls be nice

[Anonymous No.17806201]

>>17805671
I had to visit Chicago a few times last year and the Nandos there was great. Good service and food, went there each trip. Hated the city otherwise though.

[Anonymous No.17806206]

>>17797851
Saw a black girl drinking straight from the soda fountain. The staff just ignored her.
Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.17806295]

>>17799543
coo b8

[Anonymous No.17806382]

>>17806033
Fair enough, I normally don't eat [;aces where the place is clearly owned by pakis, since they're disgustingly unhygienic most of the time and I'm always ill after eating there

I don't even like going to Indians because they're also disgusting and mix food up with their hands, the same ones they use to scrape shit off their arse. I always ask if they use gloves and walk away if they don't

[Anonymous No.17806424]

>>17806114
Well, if you happen to be the 350 pound Polish woman from the story then I apologise anon, but you still fucked up my sandwich

[Anonymous No.17806616]

>>17800713
What's fake about it? Not him, but I lose my shit like that all the time. I get no joy in life so every frustration feels like the final straw.

[Anonymous No.17806636]

>>17804004
Not necessarily. Autism is a spectrum, and one you obviously inhabit.

[Anonymous No.17806677]

>>17797910
my brother in christ, YOU made the sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17806816]

>>17804485
Anon I would have checked your bank statements

[Anonymous No.17807084]

>>17805481
>>17805171
>>17805144
>>17805121
>>17805112
>>17804459
>>17803779
why are you people giving exact location? why do we need to know which city you were in or on which street? are you feds trying to bait people into giving off their location?

[Anonymous No.17807093]

>>17807084
You're now aware that you've gotten old enough to be confused by fresh memes.

[Anonymous No.17807097]

>>17807084
OH NO, the Internet will know that I went to a McDonalds in New York!!

Take your meds. Are you equally concerned that people who post on Yelp or Amazon revealed they went to a certain Starbucks?

If federal investigators want your location, they'll subpoena 4chan, get your IP, then subpoena your ISP for your identity. They're not going to sit here making "fast food experience" threads and be like "I knew it, the suspect once went to In-N-Out in Los Angeles!!"

[Anonymous No.17807139]

>>17806816
I did, and got a new card. No false charges, was honestly surprised.

[Anonymous No.17807172]

>>17807097
People on this entire site suffer from immense delusions of self-importance. That common question of "Why do you need to be so private if you have nothing to hide?" is something I've found to be mostly off base. It's more that these needlessly secretive types genuinely think giving away something as general as a city or even country name will lead to a targeted harassment campaign because they're just that interesting and special. (They're not)

[Anonymous No.17807206]

>>17799878
I'm from Chicago and I've been to Portillo's twice in 30 years, and it was in another city. The only reason to go to a Portillo's is if you're craving Chicago food in another town, there are plenty of better options in the actual city

[Anonymous No.17807213]

>>17800707
I've only had one fucked up order and it wasn't like they screwed it up or anything, they just gave me the person in front of me's overly complicated order after they told her to pull up to the second window, presumably to give them extra time to make it, and got wires crossed. So I ended up with a bunch of filet o fish and mac sauce and mcdoubles with or without bacon and pickles instead of a quarter pounder

[Anonymous No.17807369]

>>17807097
shut the frick up

[Anonymous No.17807870]

>>17806206
Based

[Anonymous No.17808860]

>Have the whopper melt and ask for no onions cause the onions overpower the burger too much
>Not only does it have onions, the bread is not even toasted, the cheese isnt melted and it tastes undercooked

[Anonymous No.17808958]

>>17807097
buddy I have been on this website for 10 years and i have never seen someone mention their location in a greentext unless it was relevant to the story or to establish the mood of the setting.
nobody needs to know if you went to a mcdonalds in whatever city where you got a sandwich without whatever, the location doesn't matter, its like just filler. whatever happened to starting greentexts with
>be me
??
i'm well aware that actual feds can get our location without effort. its called a quip, pal. i'm pointing out the absurdity of multiple people in this thread telling us of their location when its completely irrelevant. take your asperger meds buddy.

[Anonymous No.17809535]

I had my bike stolen 20 minutes before getting off my shift at McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.17810121]

>>17803779
>stuck behind shithead in McD drive thru
>refuses to order what's on the menu
>everything has to be a substitution or "special"

[Anonymous No.17810153]

>>17807084
>why are you people giving exact location
>near I-95
Are you retarded?
If you can't understand why providing the context that it was a family road trip across multiple states exacerbates the suffering of wasting 40m on fucked up orders then the answer to that rhetorical question is yes.

[Anonymous No.17810619]

>>17808860
Those onions smell like shit. They're just frozen """caramelized onions""" in a bag that they microwave, shake up, and then microwave again.

They're also supposed to put all of the burgers in the microwave now. So anything without mayo, lettuce, tomato, and onion they throw the bottom bun with the patty and cheese/bacon in the microwave, and anything else gets wrapped and microwaved whole.

t. lowly assistant manager trying to get out

[Anonymous No.17810623]

>>17810619
*anything with mayo, lettuce, tomato, and onion

[Anonymous No.17810665]

>>17803147
This, it’s a turn and burn mentality. Kinda shitty honestly, there are plenty of kind and honest people who would make great career service people if they could earn a modest living. Unfortunately, people on the lower end of the genetic totem pole fuck it all up

[Anonymous No.17810987]

>>17804445
Kek

[Anonymous No.17811018]

I cant think of any real bad experiences at fast food establishments other than the occasions when I got very sick from one of their wagies giving me food poison.

[Anonymous No.17811024]

>>17797851
> bone in chicken patty

[Anonymous No.17811062]

>>17803779
Hardcore larp, Micky D's doesn't serve mustard. Their cheese is mustard-flavored and they just have ketchup and mayo as condiments.

[Anonymous No.17811172]

>>17807084
bot

[Anonymous No.17811368]

>>17797851
ching chong rubbish gave me the shits for days

[Anonymous No.17811868]

>>17803950
>or throwing it on the floor the second it was done then demanding they clean it up
Glad you didn't choose that option, if I was there and you did that I woulda mopped the floor with your ass instead of the pizza.

[Anonymous No.17811879]

>>17805097
Fucking based el pollo loco tricking retarded ass vegetarians into eating at a restaurant with chicken in the name.

[Anonymous No.17812071]

>>17802953
>Shits on floor like a neanderthal
>Thinks he's superior

Niggers wouldn't WANT to go anywhere near you

[Anonymous No.17812234]

>>17797851
>went to taco bell
>blacks

[Anonymous No.17812662]

I'm no jew but I get pissed reading all these stories of rotten/raw/random shit in food and then barely doing anything about it. Fuck big corpos, they hate you anyways, sue them for everything they got.
>friends family goes to longhorn steakhouse
>they get the usual shit
>steak mashed taters, etc
>they notice mashed potatos are kinda off
>whatever
>friend and his sister bring leftovers home
>come back to not but a few hours later
>fucking taters are crawling with maggots
>they throw it away
>they don't even call the place or take a picture
I'd be fucking livid.
They probably could have paid their house off.

[Anonymous No.17812719]

I'm shocked that I haven't had bad fast food experience. It's mainly that I ordered food and I get what I expected. The only time I had somewhat of a bad experience was because this chick during my SEA trip was vegetarian and we had to go around in circles finding a place that serves something more than rice for her. We skipped some places that had an amazing umami smell because they only sold meats. I'd sneak out of into the night markets to get my hot fix for grilled meats and happy endings aha

[Anonymous No.17812772]

>driving home
>Feel like some taco bell
>Lines around the store and into the street
>Theres only 3-4 people inside
>Neighborhood looks fine since its the main drag so i go inside
>They dont have anyone at the register
>They direct me to the single self order kiosk with 3 boomers standing around it
>All three of them are ordering separately and grumbling to each other in a loop about "whatever happened to just telling someone my order"
>After waiting 10 minutes with the first one not even being done because he needs to check literally every menu item and option I break down and download the app
>Make my order on the app, sit down and wait
>I have my food before boomer three is finished ordering
>Start making my way home, get back on the highway
>Try to pull out my driving burrito
>Wasnt actually my order despite having my reciept on the bag

[Anonymous No.17812797]

>>17799766
do you know how to set up their computer?
no?
they are not retards they just dont really care all that much about their minimum wage job
or at least dont care enough to learn stuff like how to setup the restaurant computer

[Anonymous No.17812806]

>>17800570
Portillo sold it to some company and its gone to shit

[Anonymous No.17812810]

>>17797851
I once found a human head in my hamburger.

[Anonymous No.17812841]

>>17797851
The only fast food place near me is KFC because I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, and every time I go there I ask for a side of fries (wedges when they have them) and every single time they give me mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.17812859]

>>17812810
That was mine give it back.

[Anonymous No.17812860]

>>17805123
Yeh, b/c getting paid 2 dollars more will make you better at your job.
People who don't give a shit can't be made give a shit with a few more dollars an hour.
I've never understood the 'not paid enough for this' meme - you're paid what you agreed, and not doing your job because you think you deserve more is narcissistic and inconsiderate.

In short, people who can't put burger in a bag correctly are retarded, minimum wage or not.

[Anonymous No.17812875]

>>17812797
Yes. So many issues that occur in these environments are down to people seeing something break and not even bothering to try to do something about it. I've seen people get a staple stuck in a stapler and leave it to the side for weeks b/c it's 'broken'.

[Anonymous No.17812883]

>>17797851
Subway every time.
Subway is like that food you know you hate but you keep going back to it like, maybe this time....and no, not this time.

[Anonymous No.17812899]

>>17812860
And the person who agreed doesn't give a shit because nobody who gives a shit is competing for what you're offering.

[Anonymous No.17812902]

>>17812859
No.

[Anonymous No.17812909]

>>17812883
stop making bad sandwiches

[Anonymous No.17812922]

>>17812860
>I've never understood the 'not paid enough for this' meme - you're paid what you agree
resetting the system wasn't part of the job description, they can start paying me tech support rates if they want me to repair their pos pos

[Anonymous No.17812933]

>>17797851
>Go to Subway in rural town
>Appendicitis later that week
>End up in the ER and on bed rest taking antibiotics during Spring break
Thankfully I didn't need surgery but that was some of the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.

[Anonymous No.17812935]

>>17812860
>People who don't give a shit can't be made give a shit with a few more dollars an hour.
The point is that people who would give a shit aren't going to accept the job in the first place.

[Anonymous No.17812948]

>>17812772
>driving burrito
Just American moments

[Anonymous No.17812964]

>>17812948
Driving Burrito
Albequerque's ONLY radio show with burrito tips, news and advice
Weekdays from 2:30 to 3:45 PM on 970 AM
Now with golf tips from gold pro Randy

[Anonymous No.17812993]

>>17797851
> go to Taco Bell
> “kjgjhgjgsdbek”
> “Umm… what?”
> “sldfjhwljhwsf”
> “Uhh… Can I get a…”
> “sdkjhgsfkjhsgf!”
> “I can’t understand you.”
> “sdkhgsdkfjh!”
> drive away, go to Wendys
> order a burger and chili
> get home
> they gave me a fork

[Anonymous No.17813014]

>>17812810
I once found myself in my hamburger.

[Anonymous No.17813020]

>>17813014
is this the real life? is this just hamburger

[Anonymous No.17813042]

>>17797851
I got mcdicks with my friend and a brother a couple of years ago while drunk on vodka. 20 minutes later I discovered they fucked up my big mac and I got so pissed off I decided to chuck it on the roof of a building. It was winter and icy, when I heaved it I slipped backward and smashed my head on a metal covered concrete portion of a wall which knocked my stupid ass out for a couple of hours. Woke up at my friend's house and left a couple hours later, then crashed. Slept for 18 hours and only woke up when he phoned to check if I was still alive. My brother used to have a photo of the dent my head made, I think it's complete bullshit and happened otherwise because there's no way I could hit my head on that, make a dent and still be alive.

[Anonymous No.17813048]

>>17813020
Caught in a hamslide no escape from cheesality.

[Anonymous No.17813091]

>>17813042
kek
pre internet times were better days

[Anonymous No.17813095]

>>17797851
trying to drink burger king black coffee
I gave up after 2 sips and threw it out
it was burnt as fuck and I'm pretty sure they never cleaned the coffee machine
I don't know what I was thinking it was going to be any good

[Anonymous No.17813112]

>>17813095
that's so weird, when i read the OP nothing really came to mind, except for a time when I was helping someone move and I got BK black coffee, and threw it out after like two sips.

[Anonymous No.17813114]

>>17812935
>they get monkeys
It sounds a lot like this meant people who don't give a shit about their job

[Anonymous No.17813129]

>>17805097
>vegetarian

[Anonymous No.17813165]

>>17797851
I ordered a cheeseburger, I think it was McDonald's maybe it was Burger King. I remember being surprised by the price, but was not brave enough to change my mind and walk out. Then they gave me my order, it was two cheeseburgers. I told them I only wanted one, they say I paid for two. I repeat that I only wanted one, they look at my receipt and say I paid for two. But I wanted one. They just shrugged. I tell you, I was not in a good mood it had already been a bad day. So in my distemper I shouted "then I will have NONE," and I threw the bag at the bin but I missed and it nearly hit an old lady. They say "sir, we have to ask you to leave," and my anger was gone at the fear of if I had hit the old lady so I quietly said "don't call me sir," and went home with no cheeseburgers.

[Anonymous No.17813171]

>>17805287
>I was on my phone talking

Then you deserved to have your order fucked up.

Nobody wants to listen to your inane phone conversation, just let it go to voice mail.

[Anonymous No.17813352]

>>17811868
>if I was there and you did that I woulda mopped the floor with your ass instead of the pizza.
It's always so pitiful to see peasants larping like this, just imagining this dude sitting at his shitty fast food job fantasizing about scenarios in which he'd totally stand up to the customers and cop an assault charge if anyone dared to disrespect his corporation.

[Anonymous No.17813408]

>>17813352
Real men do not press assault charges. They defend themselves or accept defeat.

[Anonymous No.17813420]

>>17799543
the real question is did you tip?

[Anonymous No.17813431]

>>17813408
Does telling yourself that the guy who pressed charges against you isn't a "real man" make your community service hours go by quicker?

[Anonymous No.17813506]

>>17813091
Preach brother, but it's true, now it's no fun allowed but hey they get to buy the shiny new thing that the corporate ass shits out for them every year.

[Anonymous No.17813507]

>>17800707
I never get fucked up orders because I never special order things like some prissy little fag. I always emphasize "how it comes"

[Anonymous No.17813522]

>went to mcdonalds
>asked for a half/half iced tea
>I get it and it looks all milky
>they put fucking half and half in the tea

[Anonymous No.17813565]

>>17813431
I don't know, I've never fought anybody pussy enough to go running to the police. That you even consider the possibility makes you sound like a huge coward. You weren't raised right.

[Anonymous No.17814109]

>>17813165
ngl I shed a solitary manly tear at the sad ending.

[Anonymous No.17814119]

>>17803265
Shaarie High C
Yeah totally makes sense fucktard

[Anonymous No.17814123]

>>17803779
Dude just eat the fucking burger holy shit

[Anonymous No.17814127]

>>17812948
Surely the rest of the world has theirs, such as driving shawarmas.
Right..?

[Anonymous No.17814167]

>>17803192
The KFC in Shenzhen was like this. I bought some popcorn chicken. They hated me for it.

[Anonymous No.17814232]

>>17800667
Kek

[Anonymous No.17814432]

>>17812993
what kind of homosexual eats wendy's chilli? your ass is getting FUCKED tonight cowpoke!

[Anonymous No.17814542]

Well just 2 weeks ago I hit up "steak and shake" foe the first time
burger order was totally wrong
was literally just ketchup and meat even though I ordered many toppings
fries were cold, saltless, thin, boring
milkshake was one of the most boring I ever had

[Anonymous No.17814554]

>>17813565
Either you're telling the truth or you simply haven't fought many people which makes you the pussy.

[Anonymous No.17814572]

>>17797851
>go to Taco Bell once in a million years
>order one Doritos Locos Taco
>Order a medium Baja Blast no ice
>it's only 1pm on a saturday, maybe only 2 cars ahead of me when I get in drive through
>bite into taco and its filled with the refried beans slop they use
>take a sip of baja blast to wash it away, and its all just carbonated water and hardly any syrup
god, it was two items
how do you fuck that up

[Anonymous No.17814592]

>>17814572
It's all locos there

[Anonymous No.17814696]

>>17799749
Retarded employees must be Taco Bell's MO.

[Anonymous No.17814709]

>>17801170
Your deserved it for calling it "pop"

[Anonymous No.17814760]

>>17807097
based for putting those autists in their place

[Anonymous No.17814768]

I'd say my worst fast food experience was Taco Bell.
>Leaving work, kind of have to piss but not bad.
>Two cars in front of me at drive through
>Order
>People pull up behind me
>Drive through is a single lane with a curb on either side so you cannot leave once you've entered it
>literally a 48 minute wait for a single car to move. I timed it. 1 hour 15 minutes until I reached the first window
>Bladder was about to explode, diarrhea pending. Nowhere to go. Can't leave my car sitting there. 11pm at night and nothing else open, Taco Bell dining room closed.
>Finally hit the second window and without a car in front of me and floor it home so I can piss and shit my brains out before I soil my car.

I sent a lengthy letter to taco bell about that location having curbs in the drive through. It should be illegal to box people in once they've decided to patronize a business. I can't even remember the last time I've been in a drive through where there was no way out once you've gotten in. Bullshit. Pure bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17814791]

>>17814768
This is the location in question and it is absolutely bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17814807]

>>17797851
Worst was probably waiting more than ten minutes for two burritos. Someone probably took mine and I had to wait for my order again. That was before online orders.
Others are missing items or long waits for pick up.

[Anonymous No.17815310]

>>17814791
drive over the bushes faggot

[Anonymous No.17815349]

>>17807084
One of them deleted his post lmao fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.17815427]

>>17805123
How much do you get paid to microwave food?

[Anonymous No.17815438]

>>17803779
Why do you have to be the gay about mustard?

[Anonymous No.17815447]

>>17807084
I was at a macdonalds in Dayto. OHIO, just off I-75, I'll post a pic just so you know where to find it.

[Anonymous No.17815456]

>>17808958
It's to warn people to stay away from those mcdonalds locations

[Anonymous No.17815466]

>>17797851
>mcdonalds with 2 drive through lanes.
>get up to the menu to order
>nigress tells me to wait
>other lane takes orders for no joke 10 cars before they finally get to me
>finally place my order
>drive off as soon as I'm not stuck behind cars, because fuck them for wasting an hour of my time.

[Anonymous No.17815499]

>>17797851
>go into five guys
>get ripped off
>never go back

[Anonymous No.17815507]

>>17797851
nothing too special
>in drive in
>order burger
>on my way on highway grab into bag
>its cold as fuck and already feels like cardboard
>tfw too late and not worth it to turn around
McDonalds btw

[Anonymous No.17815529]

>>17799766
Smart people don’t work in fast food. You sound perfect for food service tho if you can’t even figure this out lmao

[Anonymous No.17815534]

>>17800570
They make hot dogs. It was very clearly never a good restaurant and if you weren’t so horrifically poor, you’d know what good food tastes like.

[Anonymous No.17815536]

>>17815499
> B-b-but muh peanut oil

[Anonymous No.17815694]

>>17803179
non-sweetened tea? tea, no sugar? are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.17815758]

>>17801826
bro that was the chef

[Anonymous No.17815779]

>>17813095
>>17813112
I remember getting BK coffee once because it was really late and the only place open with coffee and being pleasantly surprised by it, actually. They must have made a fresh pot instead of leaving it all day.

[Anonymous No.17815825]

>>17797851
>go to McDonald's
>order two double quarter pounders
>my favorite
>get fries too
>wait for 5 minutes
>nottoobad.wepb
>get my food
>bite into my double quarter pounder
>feel something sticky
>there's an entire genocided Ukrainian village in my burger

[Anonymous No.17815838]

>In a rush going to a funeral
>I jump out and go grab a Mcdonald's breakfast for everyone
>Walk in and some niggers are arguing with niggers behind the counter
>Ask for a couple of breakfast wraps.
>Guy looks at me like im insane
>Hands me a bag full of random McMuffins
>"Thats all we have sir"
>Walk out without paying whilst the niggers start leaning over the counter to grab the employees.

Lads I was with complained about no breakfast rolls.

[Anonymous No.17815865]

>>17815534

[Anonymous No.17815896]

>>17814554
>either you're lying or you aren't
You guys better listen to whatever this anon says, he knows his shit.

[Anonymous No.17815969]

>>17797851
cold mc donalds as a kid

>reads thread
nvm it was everything and anything at subway

[Anonymous No.17816284]

>>17803308
Arbys does this. They leave their store open on the apps to still get orders and money but close the restaurants so they don’t have to make food. Can’t argue and get money back if no one answers the phone

[Anonymous No.17816879]

>middle of the night, stoned as fuck
>everywhere is closed except Jack in the Box
>Pull up to the drive thru
>"SIR YOU GON' HAVE TO WAIT. THE COMPUTER BE DOWN."
>alright, whatever. I'm starving and there is no food at my house
>30 minutes pass
>I look up from phone
>the whole restaurant is empty, all the lights are off, all the cars are gone
>tfw those niggas abandoned me

fuck... I just wanted some fries, man

[Anonymous No.17816910]

>>17799543
He touched me

[Anonymous No.17816921]

>>17800933
IME the Taco Bell app fucks up ALLLLLL the god damned time

[Anonymous No.17816925]

>>17816910
Oh so for all three their favorite pokemon is pikachu, which just so happens to be the star of the cartoon. Stupid cattle probably never even heard of alakazam, the true best pokemon.

[Anonymous No.17816933]

>>17816925
based

[Anonymous No.17816952]

>>17803950
Ordered from Whataburger every Sunday in 2020, and it was always missing something, that was paid for. Peppers and onions, jalapenos, the sausage patty, bacon, fuck. Bunch of retards at that particular one near me

[Anonymous No.17816982]

>>17803179
Iced tea, no sugar

I live in the south where sweet tea is standard it can be almost impossible to get unsweet tea at a drive through

[Anonymous No.17817015]

>>17815694
>>17816982
Or the dumbass wagie can learn the difference between unsweet tea and hi-c?

[Anonymous No.17817027]

>>17803950
>If I say "no mayo" and get mayo, it either gets scraped off or I eat it anyway.
That's true of every single topping, except cheese. I just can't scrape it off. Please, I don't care what other garbage you put on my burger, just keep that shit away from it.

[Anonymous No.17817095]

>>17797851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umao9auSsp4

[Anonymous No.17817111]

>>17811062
Yes they do, their small cheeseburgers and hamburgers have mustard, as do the quarter pounders

[Anonymous No.17817128]

How many more fucking days are you niggers going to argue about iced tea?

[Anonymous No.17817161]

>>17817111
My life is over.

[Anonymous No.17817235]

>>17801434
>>17804456
I have never been to a Carl's Jr in the US, but when I lived in Japan I used to go to one in Akihabara sometimes when I wanted a taste of home.
The tendies are really fucking good, and Santa Fe sauce is good with 'em.

[Anonymous No.17817254]

>>17814709
it IS pop. kys

[Anonymous No.17817293]

Once got super drunk and a little high with some friends. Two of us and a sober friend decided to grab some McDonald’s for the group to eat while watching movies. Buy a bunch of food and surprisingly they gave us all the correct items fairly quick. Once we all sat down to eat and watch the movie we started to eat our McChickens only to discover all 6 or so we’re completely raw after we each took a bite.

[Anonymous No.17817319]

I went to McDonald's one time hungry af, i ordered McChicken and fries, bunch of spics were working at the counter, i get my order and the McChicken was slimy inside no taste and the fries soggy, I lost my appetite and my stomach got upset, to this day the McDonald's is not there anymore

[Anonymous No.17817401]

>>17803779
>god forbid my hormone filled F-tier piece of "meat" gets touched by a drop of mustard and plastic cheese
You got the big gay and you know it.

[Anonymous No.17817617]

I've only been here a few times but every time the floor was always sticky as fuck and the meat was always undercooked.

[Anonymous No.17817675]

>>17797910
this has to be a bot
there no way someone is this retarded

[Anonymous No.17817689]

>>17817617
Finally someone who understands my pain. I never buy this trash, it was just endlessly forced on me for years on end

[Anonymous No.17817695]

>>17816925
Kids are dumb faggots

[Anonymous No.17817793]

>>17797851
Had some really shitty McDonald’s after getting the (totally exaggerated) coof. Two McDoubles and some nuggets. The nuggets tasted like I was eating cigarettes and the burgers weren’t much better. I mention the coof because it could have been related but I think it was also just independently bad. I don’t care how bad a coof is, being sick could never make buns that stale

[Anonymous No.17818041]

>Go to local McDonalds
>Cute girl at the register, feel my autism tingling
>Ask for cheeseburger w/ mayo and ketchup packets
>She makes me repeat myself three fucking times
>Finally get the cheeseburger. No mayo.
>“Excuse me, I asked for mayo.”
>She rolls her eyes, leaps over the counter and forces my pants down. Jerks me off into the burger until I ejaculate.
>Fries were cold. Left a 7 star review.

[Anonymous No.17818057]

i dont get why people say "no [ingredient] please"

just pull your red onion off yourself or scrape the mayo off yourself

[Anonymous No.17818071]

>>17818057
Pick all that apply:

A) They're faggots
B) They're picky (cringe)
C) They think they're wasting less
D) They want people to know they're picky

[Anonymous No.17818074]

>>17805112
Ah, I know that joint. Its on the same block as the Soup Nazi.

[Anonymous No.17818077]

>>17801170
Your mom should sued, you had the mcgolden ticket

[Anonymous No.17818149]

>>17818057
I'm allergic to red onion and even after picking it off I get violent diarrhea for hours from the surfaces it touched

[Anonymous No.17818198]

>>17818057
"You can still taste it!"

[Anonymous No.17818407]

>>17818149
That’s not an allergy, that’s an intolerance.

[Anonymous No.17818526]

>>17805112
I worked at a place that had people pay with change and I made them count it out and separate it. I hope they all died of aids

[Anonymous No.17818550]

>>17818198
This is unironically true regarding McDonald's onions.

[Anonymous No.17818553]

>>17817401
do the fucking order EXACTLY as I told you, wagie. And you better put a smile in that ugly face.

[Anonymous No.17818559]

>>17800933
>Doesn't come close to the times I've sat in the drive thru there for like 40 minutes with only 2 cars in front of me...
THERE NEEDS TO BE A FUCKING LIMIT ON HOW MUCH YOU CAN ORDER IN THE DRIE THRU!!!!

I've said this for funking years!

[Anonymous No.17818570]

>>17805217
I.... PUT THE SCREW.... IN THE TUNA

[Anonymous No.17818588]

>>17818553
>Flexing on (imaginary) fast food workers
One can only dream to be as cool as this

[Anonymous No.17818606]

>>17797851
My dad was in the hospital for a surgery and my mom stopped over at the Pizza Pro near the hospital after we saw him. This Pizza Pro was bad to begin with to the point where I could barely finish a slice because the sauce was so horrible, so I wasn't thrilled about stopping there in the first place, but this time when we went in the entire place smelled like sewage.

Inexplicably, my mom decided against leaving and had us dine in, so for the next fifteen minutes while we're waiting on a fucking pizza we're getting blasted with sewage stink. The pizza finally gets there, I take a bite, almost immediately throw up because I can all but taste the smell and the shitty pizza isn't helping, glare at my mom for being dumb and not leaving, and sit there not eating until everyone else is finished. Of course, it's just my luck that I have to take a monster dump before I leave so I get to personally find out why the entire restaurant smells like sewage is because the men's bathroom had a broken pipe so I struggle for ten minutes alternating between holding my breath and trying to shit.

[Anonymous No.17818608]

>>17797851
>2020
>Order some wings from BW3 via Uber Eats.
>Phone rings.
>"We're out of chicken."

2020 was like a fever dream

[Anonymous No.17818630]

>>17818588
>seething incompetent wagie
Remember: NO MUSTARD, and God help you if I don't hear "thank you sir, enjoy your meal" on my way out.
Now mush mush before I fetch your manager

[Anonymous No.17818642]

>>17797851
two:
>get wendys for dinner while working shitty resteraunt job at maybe 19. its the only food around other than the $4 burrito shop which was based as fuck and I ate there every day after this, cook/owner had a white eye with a big movie scar across his face
>tastes as OK as shitty wendies does, fries tasted like chemicals as usual
>finish my shift, feel quesy by the end of shift
>spend the next week or so with violent acid diharhea, bleeding asshole and chills
>never eating wendies again
next:
>drunk after a party at home, im hungry so I make the stupid decision to get uber eats wendies (fucking retarded me after last experince)
>pay like $20 for a burger and fries combo, fuck delivery apps
>beaner is delivering my food, hector gomez stereotype bean
>20mins pass, says its near. For some reason app ordered through far ass away place
>im still drinking a bit so i dont really give a shit so far
>30 mins
>50 mins
>he is not moving on a suburban road like 10 mins away, been for 20 mins
>i call hector, "where are you? you crash?"
>"....nah bro...I`ll be there in a beet"
>hour and a half, im still drinking and chilling but fucking want my chicken sandwich
>finally arrives, woman brings me my cold food, it took so long the sodas ice melted, looks terrified when she gives it to me
>i try to give the delivery 1 star, but hte app crashes when i do so i couldnt complain and get free shit
fuck delivery apps

[Anonymous No.17818646]

>>17818630

[Anonymous No.17818750]

>>17818642
you were drunk while writing this

[Anonymous No.17818754]

>>17818750
We're all drunk here.

[Anonymous No.17818757]

>>17818754
Not yet I'm not. I'm only one steelie in.

[Anonymous No.17818773]

>>17797851
I had some popeyes chicken strips a while ago and I don't know what went wrong, but I had a considerably long several bathroom trips in which I felt like my innards were slowly churning a trickle of battery acid out of my asshole, ragged and bleeding from the maintenance. It was distressing, upsetting and painful. I used to really like stopping at popeyes but haven't since in case such a thing were to happen again.

[Anonymous No.17818777]

>>17816879
Fuck late jack in the box employees. Why act like a faggot when you signed up for the shift?
>almost all the 24/hr locations close at 1am now

[Anonymous No.17818837]

>>17814768
>I can't even remember the last time I've been in a drive through where there was no way out once you've gotten in
Those are incredibly common now, in fact probably more common than not these days.
But I agree it is bullshit. Obviously it's so you can't bail if the line takes too long.

[Anonymous No.17818843]

>>17818837
Just get out of your car and go inside to order. By the time you get your food the line is nearly clear and you can drive out promptlym

[Anonymous No.17818850]

>go to dairy queen
>order pumpkin pie blizzard
>drive home without looking at it, was dark outside
>turns out to be some reeses pieces dog shit
called the fucking paki manager and went in the next day for the fucking ice cream i ordered

[Anonymous No.17818852]

>>17797851
Corner of a plastic bag in an arby's roast beef sandwich

[Anonymous No.17818978]

got a pizza one time with chicken and there was a fucking bone on one of the chicken pieces

[Anonymous No.17818979]

>>17803950
>What's far more annoying is the inverse: "Extra Y" and ending up with none,

If they don't give me extra Y but also don't charge me for it I don't give a fuck, but if they do charge I'm gonna do something. If they fix it for me I'll thank 'em, I worked hospitality I understand, but if they get cunty I'll be cunty back. By which I mean I'm going to their dumpsters and grabbing some big ol bags and upending them on the counter.

[Anonymous No.17819004]

>>17813522
What the fuck were you expecting?

[Anonymous No.17819404]

>>17818777
>Why act like a faggot when you signed up for the shift?
My experience going to DD or McDonald's at any time before 6 and ordering more than just a coffee. It's like they took the third shift because they thought they wouldn't be doing anything.

[Anonymous No.17819417]

>>17797851
>What is the worst fast food experience you've had?

Mcdonalds forgot the chicken in my mcchickens. When I went inside the restraunt to complain, the manager was pissed at the employees.

[Anonymous No.17819428]

>>17818978
should have ordered a boneless pizza

[Anonymous No.17819438]

>>17797851
Was served this McSpicy recently with completely raw chicken. Pissed me off so much because I was starving on my lunch break and didn't open it until I got back to work so I didn't have time to go get something else

[Anonymous No.17819612]

>went to a local restaurant with my dad many many years ago, might have been an indian or a chinese place, dont remember exactly
>sit down and order food as usual
>food takes ages to come out, must have been 45 minutes atleast, maybe longer
>i remember dad took a few bites and there was obviously something wrong, probably overcooked or cold or something
>gets up and shouts something in the direction of the kitchen
>fat foreign guy comes out and starts arguing with dad, dont remember what exactly what the argument was about but it was quite heated
>pretty sure we left without eating much as either they kicked us out straight away or we must have just decided to leave
>dont think dad even left a tip

[Anonymous No.17819652]

>>17799543
The moral of the story should be not fucking eat fast food you obese cunt

[Anonymous No.17819718]

>>17819612
>>dont think dad even left a tip
Why the fuck would he ?

[Anonymous No.17819740]

The Chipotle by my place hasn't once in the past 6 times I've ordered from them cooked the rice in my burrito. I'd understand if it was a little undercooked by my shit if actually raw and when i tried to get refunded this time they just gave me a buy one get one free coupon.

[Anonymous No.17819814]

Once got rotten choccy milk from McD. Took a big sip before realizing what was going on and the taste lingered in my mouth all night long

[Anonymous No.17819843]

>be sheltered west europe family
>go to murica for roadtrip
>next stop washington dc
>dad didn't check motel location
>next to a highway in the fucking hood
>was already 11pm so no changing hotel that night
>go to a wendy's nearby
>one of them bullet proof counters
>crackhead walks in
>starts throwing and bouncing tennisballs against all the walls
>gets escorted out by 60yo security
>5 minutes later he snuck in from the back and started throwing the tennisballs again
I was like 15 and I still find it a very funny amusing. however I had a pretzel bun burger and holy shit for burgercountry your fastfood burgers are shit

[Anonymous No.17819858]

>>17805710
you could have gotten a lot of money out of that lmao

[Anonymous No.17819913]

The only fast food place I go to is a subway that's 25 minutes away once every month or two. (Small town life). Half the year they have a bunch of filipinos there. Anyways, I'm 28 years old and usually go there with either my sister (19) or my mother (44).
There was usually the same nice filipino lady who always was happy to double up the sauce and stuff on my sub, so I guess we made idle talk sometimes. I'm pretty much the definition of a NEET spergh but I can maintain a facade in public.
So anyways I went in there alone once and was just getting a sandwich for myself, and this was when they were still doing covid bullshit like "piling up two feet of chairs to block your distance from the window"
That plus the mask she wore and her accent sort of muffled her speaking, but the conversation went something like this (Her speaking will be in quotation marks):

>Yeah, just cheddar cheese this time, thanks.
>"Ohh so you're alone here this time?"
>Er, uh, yeah. Just me haha.
>"Where is your wife?"
Now this is where I didn't really hear her right and I sat there for like ten solid seconds being confused.
>Uh, what? No, no wife. I come here with my mother and sister sometimes
>"Ohh so the other one is your wife! Sorry sorry!"
>No I...No, um, yes, toasted with green peppers and onions please. Uh...
I started to lose my spaghetti hard and then just smiled and went on with it after that.

I still don't know if she was referring to my mom or my sister. My mother looks very young (in our genetics I guess) so it was just really awkward all around. Please note I'm a NEET who dropped out of school to work and I have very little "person" experience.
Anyways I couldn't go to that subway for months until winter time, when all the filipinos went home (because Canada gets too cold maybe I don't know)
I guess that isn't an "awful" experience but there you go I guess.

[Anonymous No.17819914]

>>17797851
Once I ate a burger in a FF in Argentina and it was absolutely vile. It felt like they just were heating frozen meals.
Their ice cream was pretty good though

[Anonymous No.17819927]

>>17819913
Oh, and another short one. This was with my mother and father, and I believe I was 7 or 8 at the time. We went to a taco bell which we had virtually never done, we never got fast food or anything, my mother and father are excellent cooks as it is.
So we ordered some just basic burritos, a roll of meat, cheese, sauce and sour cream. My dad got some jalapenos too I think. We waited like 15 minutes and finally these burritos arrived.
They looked insanely flat, so we unrolled the cheap looking flat bread and inside was a tiny streak of brown that looked like a wet shart and a few blobs of sour cream. My dads "burrito" had maybe two jalapeno rings. There was pretty much nothing in them.
I took a bite and grimaced, and my mother and father scooped everything up, dumped it into the trash and we walked out. I think we went and bought some salami, crackers, cheese, grapes and stuff at a store and made a mini picnic in the car (We had been coming home after a long drive and camping a few nights out).
So my only "fast food" experiences are subway rarely and taco bell once.

[Anonymous No.17819934]

>go into a fast food place
>wander around
>when an employee finally asks me what i'm doing I go over to anywhere I see food assembly
>start freaking out and running back, screaming at them
>screaming about how disgusting that is and how they're violating health and safety
>run out of the store screaming I'm going to sue them for tainted food
>watch to see how many people follow me
makes me feel like a leader

[Anonymous No.17819939]

>>17818850
God I can't wait for fall again. I fucking hate spring/summer. Fall is so comfy

[Anonymous No.17819943]

>>17819004
When you order a half/half tea it means half sweet half unsweet. Everyone knows this and I never have an issue with it except that one time

[Anonymous No.17819978]

>>17819943
I thought it meant half sweet tea half lemonade. Why would you order half sweet half unsweet? Thats retarded just ask for less sugar in the tea or just stop being picky and choose one

[Anonymous No.17820037]

>>17819814
Rotten chocolate milk is also a thing in stores, even prior to it's expiration. why does Big Milk loathe us choccy lovers?
>get small bottle of choccy milk, still sealed
>mfw it tastes mildly tangy and theres tiny curds at the bottom stuck

[Anonymous No.17820056]

>>17805335
yeah thats an absurd rarity

[Anonymous No.17820064]

>>17808860
>>17810619
>WWAAAAAAHHHHH
>onions too strong :(((

[Anonymous No.17820074]

>>17797851
>What is the worst fast food experience you've had?

Anytime my mom argued with the person taking her order in the drive thru. This was like a 50% chance of happening each time. Looking back on it now it was cringe watching her yell at the poor workers over minor inconveniences. Some people say it's our societies way of feeling superior over a fast food worker because you hate your own job. I strongly believe that fact now.

[Anonymous No.17820089]

>>17820074
My mother is like this too, she'd yell for not getting enough straws even though you can grab them yourself without even having to stand in line

[Anonymous No.17820092]

>>17819913
Do you have autism?

[Anonymous No.17820095]

>>17820092
probably. I get autismbucks for a reason.

[Anonymous No.17820111]

>>17820095
Kek, clear answer.

[Anonymous No.17820114]

>>17819913
>NEET who dropped out of school to work
Then you aren't a NEET, dude. It isn't shorthand for awkward weirdo, it's specifically someone who is Not in Education, Employment, or Training.

[Anonymous No.17820122]

>>17820114
No, I worked from about 14 to 19 because my dad wanted me to make him money to help offset my living costs and I wasn't doing well in school.
I haven't held a job since I turned 20 and I'm 28 now, so I've been a NEET for 8 years. I didn't explain it well, sorry.

[Anonymous No.17820128]

>>17819913
You should have made it clear you weren't married by proposing to her

[Anonymous No.17820135]

>>17820128
never

[Anonymous No.17820180]

>>17818754
I Don't Drink.

[Anonymous No.17820220]

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[Anonymous No.17820227]

>>17820220
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

[Anonymous No.17820430]

>>17797851
Went to Whataburger, ordered the chicken strips,
and they gave me everything but the actual strips. Completely forgot the actual main part of the meal.

[Anonymous No.17820579]

>>17817689
How? Can't you just you know, not eat the food?

[Anonymous No.17820634]

>>17797851
>go to Popeyes with my father
>nogs behind the counter are taking forever with our order
>nogs in front of counter are giving us the hairy eyeballl
overall a culturally enriching experience.

[Anonymous No.17820639]

>>17800947
Every time I ate at KFC I got greasy shits for a couple of days. Stopped eating there of course.

[Anonymous No.17820735]

>>17820639
>months ago
>go to KFC for the first time in what feels like ages
>the food was oily and greasy as fuck
>was possible to eat, but just felt like a disgusting fat tub of fuck when biting into it
>haven't been back since

[Anonymous No.17820781]

>>17814768
Get a truck faggot

[Anonymous No.17820797]

>>17803779
I hope this is a larp but if you wasted almost an hour on shitty fucking mcdicks burgers I would throw you out of the car and continue without your fat ass

[Anonymous No.17821388]

>>17819913
I've read this before