/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17794075]

Anyone into forbidden foods?

[Anonymous No.17794079]

>>17794075
No I am not a subhuman, I would not consume humans unless I had absolutely no other choice

[Anonymous No.17794421]

>>17794075
Can't very well make it without getting v&, but I've always wanted to try soma. Like a mix of cannabis indica, psilocybe cubensis, amanita muscaria, and ephedra sinica, all basically mixed into a yogurt or milk. Supposed to be a pretty sweet high that feels super spiritual, you know, the basis for all the wacky shit Hindus believe.

[Anonymous No.17794440]

Bruh I got a Dilbert for this

[Anonymous No.17794443]

>>17794075
Is that some pozole?

[Anonymous No.17794455]

>>17794075
I wanna try dog meat. I could just kill a stray or adopt one I suppose. Any chinese people here can tell me which breed is the best?

[Anonymous No.17794478]

>8th thread this week
is this a fetish of yours?

[Anonymous No.17794487]

>>17794075
I spread ChapStick on Club crackers. It is pretty good with Ritz but never Saltines

[Anonymous No.17794495]

>>17794075
For me, it's semen from mature transgirls.
It's high in estrogen but that only makes it more sexually appealing.

[Anonymous No.17794537]

>>17794421
I feel like those drugs wouldn’t mix very well, would probably give you a bad trip

[Anonymous No.17794540]

>>17794421
Is that a bhang lassi?

[Anonymous No.17795391]

>>17794455
I had it once.
It was braised in soy and leeks.
The meat was dry and stringy like overcooked chicken but had a red meat taste.
I remember taking a picture before I dug in. I'll post the pic when I find it.

[Anonymous No.17795544]

>>17794455
You can get it in switzerland too
At least in sausages iirc

[Anonymous No.17795559]

>>17794075
Idk if its forbidden but whale is hella good

[Anonymous No.17795586]

>>17794421
You forgot dried poppy sap..

[Anonymous No.17795605]

>>17794455
>>17795391
I got the ribs.

[Anonymous No.17795627]

>>17794455
Pitbulls whelps are given away for free.

[Anonymous No.17796250]

>>17795586
Oh yeah that too. Might sub that in for the ephedra

[Anonymous No.17796712]

i don't peel my carrots

[Anonymous No.17796716]

>>17794455
You're better off buying fresh one raising it on sweet potatoes and stuff

[Anonymous No.17796753]

>>17794455
I know it’s largely arbitrary—I eat plenty of other animals—but the idea of eating dogs is still upsetting to me. Over thousands of years, we essentially bred them to love us. Betraying that feels like a mortal sin—like treachery against a guest in your home.

[Anonymous No.17796755]

>>17794440
I dont get it

[Anonymous No.17796759]

>>17796712
Jesus Christ, man. Too far. Reported.

[Anonymous No.17796761]

>>17794079
I would consume you without a second thought, which gives me the upper hand.

[Anonymous No.17796874]

>>17795605
Jesus christ that looks greasy. Is it gamey at all?

[Anonymous No.17796938]

>>17795627
Pibbles are the $1/lb literal dog meat you get at the local carniceria. I would imagine Golden meat is like prime wagyu, and Malteses are akin to veal, but I don’t eat doggos so idk

[Anonymous No.17796942]

>>17794495
Imagine the cuisine and local delicacies of a society that actually doesn’t run on progesterone

[Anonymous No.17796948]

>>17794487
I prefer that with some playdoh puree and suppository sprinkles

[Anonymous No.17796967]

If you're going to eat dog, you'll want dogs bred and farmer for eating, not strays.
Wikipedia had a whole section just for breeds to be eaten.

[Anonymous No.17796996]

>>17796755
can i bals

[Anonymous No.17797239]

no meat should be "forbidden" as long as it was humanely raised and killed

[Anonymous No.17797245]

>>17794075
ye, im really into ephedrine erm... tea

[Anonymous No.17797254]

>>17797239
And a ching chong bing bong to you sir

[Anonymous No.17797292]

>>17796755
He though Dilbert said "cannabis" since they sound similar, so he found a local medicine man to provision him with the Devil's herb.
He asks if he can eat the loser because weed makes you hungry.

[Anonymous No.17797419]

>>17795605
Kill yourself!

[Anonymous No.17797497]

>>17797292
jej

[Anonymous No.17798003]

>>17794440
god dilbert fucking sucks
I assume retards on here pretend like they find it funny because scott adams is a schizo

[Anonymous No.17798161]

>>17797254
he said humanely killed tho

[Anonymous No.17798176]

>>17798003
To be fair it takes a certain level of intelligence to appreciate it. If you only use your computer to email photos of your cat it might not be for you.

[Anonymous No.17798592]

>>17798176
oh I get it, it's like rick and morty

[Anonymous No.17798978]

>>17798592
nah, you're just retarded

[Anonymous No.17800463]

>>17796874
It was a little gamey, not overpowering though. The saltiness from all that soy sauce covered it up pretty well.

>Greasy
Yeah. They probably added a lot of lard to make up for how lean the meat was.

>>17797419
Not until I tick off cat, whale, and Scandinavian shark meat, anon.

[Anonymous No.17800809]

>>17794421
>Can't very well make it without getting v&
I'm fairly sure there are places in the world where all those ingredients are legal (not heroin though)

[Anonymous No.17800812]

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when lab grown becomes readily available, how many of you are going to try lab grown human flesh?

[Anonymous No.17800952]

>>17800812
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.....
I've never even thought about that possibility, lab grown human flesh

[Anonymous No.17801171]

>>17800812
Once to try it.
I'm too scared of prions.

[Anonymous No.17801196]

>>17794079
you are not gonna make it when the supply chains break

[Anonymous No.17801227]

>>17800812
Why don't we focus on making meat that people already find tasty, OK? Growing it in a lab removes the macabre spectacle of eating people anyway.

[Anonymous No.17802554]

>>17798003
ohh no we a got a dumb dumb everyone

[Anonymous No.17802666]

>>17796753
Dogs are man's best friend. You don't eat your best friend unless you're in a plane crash or something. It's almost as bad as cannibalism IMO.

[Anonymous No.17802677]

>>17802666
All animals are the same if you can eat a cow you can eat a dog etc etc

If you can't eat a dog you definitely shouldn't be eating pig are much more intelligent than dogs.
Cows are literally the biggest puppies to

[Anonymous No.17803039]

>>17800812
Why would I want to eat a muscle that's never been used? It's going to be disgusting, like eating a fetus.

And it's dystopian as hell. Want to get into food production? That'll be 100 million dollars plus tip! Haha you didn't think you could compete with the global food monopoly by doing something like buying a cow or raising chickens, did you?

[Anonymous No.17803124]

>>17801196
>extremely-online retard who fetishizes cannibalism in peacetime
>socially viable and a competent enough worker to survive chain collapse

[Anonymous No.17804177]

>>17796755
I will give you an example. When saying "a cup of coffee", few people pronounce the F and it ends up sounding like "a cup o' coffee" or "a cuppa coffee"
It's the same with can o' balls. It sounds like cannibals

[Anonymous No.17804200]

>>17800812
>lab grown human flesh
That's no human flesh since it didn't come from a human.