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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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where did everything go so wrong?

>> No.17793461

>>17793457
Millennial parents don't know how to cook, and have nothing to pass onto their children.

>> No.17793462

>>17793457
That guy might have a legitimate developmental disability.

>> No.17793468

>>17793457
Some people are just plain stupid. Even low IQ poverty folk usually know how to follow instructions, or are aware that shit like plastic can melt at the very least. Him not understanding what he did that made it go wrong afterwards means he's either very young or very retarded.

>> No.17793469

>>17793457
Love it when fags screencap a shitty larp like its the funniest shit in the world

>> No.17793478 [DELETED] 

>>17793469
this was actually just came from a /vg/ discord

>> No.17793482

>>17793457
Its not even real. Just a loser wasting a dollar store lasagne to become a meme

>> No.17793483

>>17793469
This actually just came from a /vg/ discord

>> No.17793494

>>17793457
i remember that image
it's a retard from a discord server immitating a vg general

>> No.17793497

>>17793482
Think about it
He doesn't drive or own a car, he doesn't know how to cook, and owns no pots or pans, he decided to "cook" today instead of ordering more uber eats and bought some supermarket lasagna and didn't even bother to remove the plastic because why would he know any better?
As far as he knows, food and meat products comes from the store and the delivery app.

>> No.17793507

>>17793457
fucking euroes

>> No.17793635
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17793635

>>17793457
>discord
>pants on head retarded

>> No.17793646

>>17793469
>>17793482
Why do people assume shit like this is a larp? There’s more then enough retards out there to make things like this believable

>> No.17793672
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17793672

>>17793646
Because most people experience what is called "embarrassment" and "shame", which often outweighs their insatiable need to overshare and post about every little thing that happens to them.
When you see dumb pics like this, they went well out of their way to do it, instead of doing the usual human thing and try to salvage what's left of their dinner, they post about it online for pity likes.

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>>17793672
>most people
>discord user

>> No.17793870

>>17793635
Not only that, a discord immitating a /vg/ general

>> No.17793892

>>17793457
1950s when the suburbs were created

>> No.17793894

big brain moment, instead of recommend temperature, let's bake it at twice the heat for half as long, how about 4x as high, 1/4th the time

>> No.17793909

>/wtg/ retard so asshurt about the discord existing longer than he's been on the site he's posting shit from it across the site
lmfao

>> No.17793934

>>17793457
Fake and gay. The "cook it at twice as high for half as long" is such an overused cliche that even the most brain dead zoomer would know about it, he probably faked it for attention. Also, what fucking oven goes up to 360 C?

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>>17793672
this.
some people have an irrational need for attention, good or bad. perhaps they are legit retards too, but that's beside the point. they crave those few minutes where other people will aknowledge their existence, and anything is worth it. i'd say less than 10% of posts such as the one OP posted are genuine unaware autists that are just doing what they believe normal people do; the rest are fully functional beings that just want their time in the spotlight

>> No.17793965

kys ashley

>> No.17794011

>>17793909
>>17793965
Fuck back off to your "the real wtg" containment server faggot

>> No.17794024
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>>17794011
Seethe more nigger

>> No.17794037 [DELETED] 

>>17794011
not from the discord, ashnigger
kys already and save /wtg/ from your faggotry

>> No.17794044

>>17793934
Just set the oven to self-cleaning bro.

>> No.17794071
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>>17794044
>use high furnace
>cook time down to 5 minutes
get on my level cooklets

>> No.17794093

>>17794071
>he doesn't just cook all his food with tea lights, gasoline, and a sheet of copper
ngmi, my dude

>> No.17794114

>>17793909
discord trannies coming out in full force today

>> No.17794118
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17794118

>>17794093
>cooking food
i can't believe it's 2022 and people like you still exist

>> No.17794145

>>17793457
i saw that handle in /lgbt/ discord threads

>> No.17794154

>>17793457
Pic is retarded but then you realize there is someone like this in every pizza thread.

>> No.17794162

>>17794154
Pizza is make in a high temp, low cook time oven though. Just not frozen pizzas.

>> No.17794164

>>17794145
Not surprising

>> No.17795055

>>17793457
There might be more children's cartoons that have a plot like this.

>> No.17795102

>>17793457
This has to be satire right?

>> No.17795371

>>17793457
Retards aren't new.

>> No.17795381
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17795381

>double the heat to cut the time in half
chemists hate him

>> No.17795420

newton and fourier are turning in their graves

>> No.17795609

>>17793672
>usual human thing and try to salvage what's left
You'd eat a lasagna you dropped on the ground or melted in plastic?

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17795614

>Ashtroon chimps out so hard he takes it fucking sitewide
el em ayy o

>> No.17796197

>>17795609
Yes?
I don't wanna cook twice and if I made food, it's because I'm hungry.

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>>17793457
>Use discord
>Use meme arrow and attempt to green text outside 4chan
People always told me that discord users are subhuman faggots i didnt believe it until i saw that pic.

>> No.17796221

>>17793457
American ovens don't even get that how. lol

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>>17793483
>Discord

>> No.17796234

>>17793672
But he did try to eat it though so he did ty to salvage it. You point is invalid.

>> No.17796235

>>17793457
>discord

>> No.17796282

>>17796206
>le meme arrow outside of 4chan
> has been used to quote things since the late 80s on forums
Its not exclusive to 4chan

>> No.17796287

>>17793646
The avatar is the giveaway. Real idiots are rarely self-aware.

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17796422

ok ashley

>> No.17796443

>>17793461
It's almost as if they got passed down nothing either...huh

>> No.17796995

>>17793457
he has some -tism
they always have problems following instructions

>> No.17797015

>obviously fake
>haha so funne
>discord
This is the gayest, unfunniest thread on ck

>> No.17797063

>>17793457
You are now aware that 49% of population has below average IQ.

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>>17797063
you are now reminded of the difference between average and median

>> No.17797240

>>17793468
To be fair to the guy, there are a lot of frozen meals that are made in the oven that you are supposed to leave the plastic film on according to the directions. He did say that the directions were silent on that point.

>> No.17797287

>>17797240
>To be fair to the guy, there are a lot of frozen meals that are made in the oven that you are supposed to leave the plastic film on according to the directions
name one

>> No.17797299

>>17797287
On The Menu brand

>> No.17797300
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>>17793457
>preheat oven (whatever that means)

>> No.17797416

>>17793457
Domestic ovens don’t reach 360°

>> No.17797460

>>17797416
yeah they do
my basic oven reaches 500 degrees lol

>> No.17797467

>>17797460
Fahrenheit or celsius?

>> No.17797473

>>17797467
F
I'm Canadian but all ovens and stuff use F
Also, I lied, it goes to 600 which is the broil options

>> No.17797481

>>17793461
Parents have zero impact on cooking skill. Both my parents couldn’t cook worth a damn. Whole reason I learned how to cook is because they couldn’t and I was tired of their shitty meals and fast food. By 12 I was cooking for the entire family.

>> No.17797482

>>17797473
Op pic says 360 celsius which is extremely high

>> No.17797495

>>17797482
yeah fair point, what kind of oven reads in celsius? everything uses F for that, and I live in Canada
Though 360C is like 680F and my oven reaches 600F so I could believe there's ovens that reach 700F

>> No.17797500

>>17797495
I live in italy and we only ever use celsius, which is why I forgot to specify the unit. Different countries different units I guess

>> No.17797502

>>17797500
yeah

>> No.17797504

>>17793457
He should have just cooked it at 5400 degrees C for 1 minute because the ratios still add up.

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>>17797504
Imagine not cooking your lasaga on the surface of the sun.

>> No.17797550

>>17793483
>/vg/
>discord
This is exactly the level of intelligence and self awareness I would expect from that

>> No.17797578

>>17795055
Start 8.5 minutes in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPzVnEUKp8I&t=511s

>> No.17797608

>>17796443
>It's almost as if they got passed down nothing either...huh

They chose to ignore and to take the 'easy' route. Don't blame their parents for their own mistakes.

>> No.17797724

When shit hits the fan, countless people like the one in OP's image will die within the first month.

>> No.17797739

>>17793461
Yeah there parents didn't teach them anything.

>> No.17797743

>>17797495
>Everyone uses Fahrenheit
>Even me and I live in North America

>> No.17797752

>>17797743
Yes.
Everyone who matters.

>> No.17797806

>>17797752
Canadians?

>> No.17797938

>>17797806
Land of the eternal Canuck

>> No.17797963

>>17797495
maybe after an hour
most ovens struggle to get to 250c
once you open the door, all the heat escapes

>> No.17797969

>>17797963
what? I have an oven from like the 90s and it reaches 400F in about 15 minutes and it was like $400 back when I got it

>> No.17798312

>>17797287
Marie Callender TV dinners say if you heat it in the oven, just pull back a corner of the film to vent.

>> No.17798386

>>17797969
Celsius is less stable than Fahrenheit so when you use a Celsius oven the temperature changes faster but only when it’s cooling and not heating

>> No.17798402

>>17797608
LOL my boomer parents couldn't cook I taught myself

>> No.17798422

>>17797287
Lean Cuisine

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17799112

>>17797608
yeah no

>> No.17799136

>>17798386
Temperature is temperature, the scales used to measure them are arbitrary human inventions

>> No.17799200

>>17793892
Suburbs have existed since Babylonia, retard

>> No.17799215

>>17799200
they didn't have tv dinners in babylonia

>> No.17799218

>>17797495
The only ovens that use Fahrenheit are American ones, Canadian ones, and some British/Irish/Australian/NZ ones (in the form of ‘gas marks’)

>> No.17799219

>>17797724
Poll here said people get groceries 3 times per week. People will be eating each other inside a week..

>> No.17799221

>>17794024
You look like a fucking loser
Embarrassing

>> No.17799226

>>17799215
TV dinners were invented during WW2, and then marketed after the war. Do you think nobody in a (((city))) had a television or a microwave?

>> No.17799233

>>17797739
Not an excuse. Learn from your parents mistakes and don’t repeat them on your own kids.

>> No.17799303

>>17799218
So the strongest and most civilized parts of the world.

>> No.17799334

>>17793457
every child has this idiotic idea, and typically they learn after their first mistake

>> No.17799516

>>17797739
their*

>> No.17800686

>>17796282
Those are not quotes but distinctly 4chan-style greentexting, and yes, we all know. It originates from email, btw.

>> No.17800703

>>17797299
>>17798312
>>17798422
Aren't these microwave food?

>> No.17800770

>>17793457
send wtg to >>>/trash/

>> No.17800772

>>17793457
smartest /wtg/ discord member

>> No.17800826

>>17793672
>lasaga
>tfw u know the guy who created garfielf

>> No.17800852

>>17800703
They also have oven instructions, which cause them to taste much better.

>> No.17800892

>>17800852
And those instructions tell you to keep the plastic on? Has to be a special kind of plastic

>> No.17801009

>>17794118
But in your pic the egg is being cooked by the heat of the meat

>> No.17801025

>>17800770
Please don't, trash is actually a good board

>> No.17801613

>>17793482
you say that but ive met people like this, my sister teaches cooking at primary school and most kids have parents who cant cook for shit and just get takeaway

>> No.17801681

>>17800892
yeah
usually you pop a hole in it with like a fork or peel up a corner

>> No.17802536

>>17800686
>Those are not quotes but distinctly 4chan-style greentexting
you mean retards on /b/ misusing the quote feature

>> No.17802692

>>17797504
Maybe if you're using an arbitrary scale like centigrade. If you're going for 1 minute cook time, you should set the oven to 13,590 K.

>> No.17802696 [DELETED] 

>>17793462
>discord user
>might
no might about it

>> No.17802702

It's a joke you dense motherfuckers

>> No.17802785

>>17796443
you don't suspect any sinister force is behind destroying culture I hope

>> No.17803023

>>17797287
Banquet meals.

>> No.17804438

>>17794118

that looks so good

>> No.17804837

>>17797287
hungry man

>> No.17805153

>>17793468
He's just ignorant of the basics due to bad parenting. You live and learn.