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what's the worst dish/food someone expected you to eat?

>> No.17788792

>>17788750
What the bleep is that?

>> No.17788799

>>17788792
burgers

>> No.17788802

>>17788750
how?

>> No.17788806

>>17788799
Why does it look like a Gremlin that's been sprinkling with water?

>> No.17788809

Sorry op I have to hide your thread, that shit is disgusting

>> No.17788811

>>17788750
i ordered a breakfast once and it literally had like 3 hairs on the egg (black hairs) and looked like someone had poured the bacon fat on everything
i mean id be okay with that but it was like fucking KOBRAJFS tier of oil fat the plate was brown
only time i ever demanded my money back

>> No.17788813

>>17788806
pretty sure the fat form the burgers is bubbling up

>> No.17788816

Are people this fucking stupid they don't know what a ground beef burger looks like cooking? Fuck off trolls.

>> No.17788820

>>17788750
jalapeno margarita. its just sour and spicy flavored tequila that burns in your stomach. me and my friend both dumped it while our friend who made it was out

>> No.17788831
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>>17788792
A clutch of nurgling buboes ready to burst and usher forth a swarm of Little Lords from His gardens beyond the wall of sleep.

>> No.17790483

anything my mom cooks

>> No.17790486

>>17788750
Mac and cheese

>> No.17790520

>>17788820
Jalapeno margaritas are based you stupid little shit

>> No.17790544
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17790544

Tomato Shrimp Salad

>> No.17790549
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17790549

^

>> No.17790723

>>17788811
well, did they give you your money back?

>> No.17790965

>>17788806
>>17788813

It's albumin, which is the same protein egg whites are made of.

>> No.17790967

>>17788792
Herpes burgers...my favorite!

>> No.17791042

>>17790723
No, they just called me a fag and laughed at my face :(

>> No.17791821

canned silkworm pupae

>> No.17791831
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Michelle Obama nuked the military food when I was in, so breakfasts were no sodium Styrofoam instant eggs and leathery turkey bacon every morning, and those were the best options
Not my picture, but this is pretty close to the every day breakfast. We didn't have the taquito tho. They've gone soft

>> No.17791832

>>17791831
do you deserve ice cream? do we got a fat body in here?

>> No.17791833
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17791833

>>17791831
that looks like a gas station tornado

>> No.17791842

>>17790544
>>17790549
>Jack

>> No.17791883

>>17788792
Watch your language you fucking nigger.

>> No.17791905

>>17788750
Eggplant curry while in Maharashtra, which is apparently some kind of delicacy they make like once a year. I can handle spicy food by even street shitter standards but this dish was made to be extremely spicy by their standards. Combined that with the most disgusting, over-cooked, slimey eggplant I've ever seen, worst dish by far.

>> No.17791911

>>17791833
Tbf those are a pretty large part of the active military diet. They sell them on most bases (at least in the USMC and Navy). They are better than 99% of what they will serve you in the mess hall and half the time you don't have the time to go sit down and eat anyway. It's pretty common to grab like 3 of these fuckers, your tobacco product of choice, and an oversized energy drink.

>> No.17791918

>>17788750
When I was like 13 and already cooking for myself on the reg since my parents couldnt cook, my mom bought a budget turkey load from walmart, it was store brand. Literal bone chips throughout the entire thing.

>> No.17791919

>>17791911
Yup.
>3 tornados or 2 El monterrey burritos
>Marlboro Reds, can of copenhagen
>24 oz Monster

>> No.17791928

>>17791911
>>17791833
Actually in all reality I'd guess that most of the generalized health issues and "Early ageing" that is common amongst service members is probably a direct result of living off of junk food, tobacco, and cheap energy drinks. Live off that shit for 4 years while you work 60+ hours a week for an organization that will throw you in jail for missing a dentist appointment and yeah.

>> No.17791933

>>17791928
Yeah

>> No.17791936

>>17791928
God I do not miss that shit holy fuck lmao

>> No.17791941

>>17791933
Yeah and one time I got sucked off by a ladyboy in Singapore

>> No.17791942

>>17791928
>run up and down a stadium in body armor for an hour
>refuel your body with gas station taquitos and monster
yeah not surprising people waste away so quickly

>> No.17791945

>>17791941
It's not gay if the balls don't touch anon

>> No.17791954
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>>17791919
>monster
rip it's are where it's at

>> No.17791956

>>17791954
They didn't sell them at the aafes, I could only get them on deployment unfortunately

>> No.17791968
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>>17788799
The nasty patty

>> No.17791972

>>17791954
Supposedly they give them out on deployments but I only ever saw that once and they were these little half can ones. They don't just freely float around like the older vets would have you believe. Maybe it was different in the aughts but in the 20teens we didn't see them much.

>> No.17791975

>>17791956
They sell them at dollar stores west of the Mississippi. I found them in plenty of gas stations on the east coast. Sign up for their emails. They do BOGOs on cases every November.

>> No.17791981

>>17791972
I was in Africa for most of my deployments, they were everywhere there

>> No.17792027

>>17791919
holy based

>> No.17792051

>>17791981
How were the prostitutes?

>> No.17792053

>>17792051
I'm not getting aids just for a quick lay, you gotta be out of your fucking mind.
They were all some of the sexiest women I've ever seen though. My buddies all took the gamble, but that was a bet I wasn't taking

>> No.17792070

>>17788792
>What the bleep is that?
Imma guess pea-burgers?

>> No.17792087
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>> No.17792109

>>17791883
made me kek like a retard. gj anon

>> No.17792117

>>17790723
yes and for some bizarre reason they acted shocked

>> No.17792145

>>17788750
I ate a cooked yam on an airplane when I was 8 years old, I thought it was a weird looking orange and I threw up across three rows of seats and all the way down the entire aisle to the bathroom.

>> No.17792156
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>>17792087
>mfw mom brings out the peanut butter and mayonnaise for dinner

>> No.17792158

A couple of my mother's friends were those "salt is evil" types so eating anything they cooked was horrific.

>> No.17792197

>>17791831
I still find it really weird how Michelle Obama had so much influence. Regardless of what you think about Barack, he was at least elected but are the US some monarchy where the president"s wife also automatically has power? Will his children rule the country when they are older?

>> No.17792272

>>17788792
fat bubbling out of the meat? are you retarded?

>> No.17792285

>>17792197
off the top of my head: eleanor roosevelt, nancy reagan, hillary clinton

>> No.17792289

>>17792197
That manly bitch ruined the best meal of the day and one of the few things to actually look forward to in training

>> No.17792363

>>17791831
I don't know where you ate, but I could get regular bacon and eggs, and we also had sausage gravy. Normally I would have gotten fat, but this was when they ran us ragged in PT.

>> No.17792387

>>17788750
My fat ex ass.

>> No.17792589

>>17791831
what the fuck is that white shit

>> No.17792893

>>17791911
Holy based. Except there weren't many energy drinks for sale when I was in so
>2 tornadoes
>coffee
>Marlboro menthol lights
Then off to the battery to skate all day.
>>17791954
Rip its were only on deployments.

>> No.17792899

>>17792589
Cum

>> No.17792903
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>>17790549
>canned shrimp

>> No.17793170

>>17791042
Truth
>>17792117
Lies

>> No.17793474

>>17791831
>americans literally eat matrix food

>> No.17793492

>>17788831
came here to post this

>> No.17793501

>>17788816
This. I swear faggots here have never cooked a meal in their life that didn't have microwave directions on the back. I mean, it's fucked up cause the heat is too high, but still, it's not like it's something absolutely atrocious.

>> No.17793511

>>17792589
Grits. Are you dumb?

>> No.17793607

>>17792087
peanut butter mayo and fried bologna is so fucking good

>> No.17793622

>>17791942
The american dream right there

>> No.17793658

>>17792589
Looks like shitty grits, it's like a porridge made from cornmeal for those that don't know. polenta is kinda similar to grits I guess.

>> No.17793665

>>17788750
My brother thinks he's a chef because he buys expensive delivery pizzas and "spices them up" buy dumping half a bottle of oregano and half a bottle of fennel on them. Then finishes it off by caking that fake parmesan powder on them. Makes his manchild 40 dollar ubereats pizza unedible.

>> No.17793674

>>17788802
>>17788806
>>17788813
that's what happens if you cook a burger too long on one side all the myoglobin, and hemoglobin comes out on the top side.

weirdly the same thing happens with the fake meat burgers.

>> No.17793677

>>17788750
tuna casserole
tuna sandwich
brussels sprouts.

>> No.17793702

>>17793665
"inedible" you dumb cunt

>> No.17793784
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17793784

>>17793702
Its in the scrabble dictionary, therefore it is a word. Go fuck yourself.

>> No.17794173

>>17793658
They taste worse than they look. The centuries old jokes about military food aren't unwarranted. The best is passable and the worst is, well not horribly too far off thst picture

>> No.17796136

>>17793702
Indelible in the hippocampus

>> No.17796158

>>17792197
why do non americans think they know everything about america.

>> No.17796635

>>17794173
Glad I never joined I guess. That legit looks worse than MREs

>> No.17796944

>>17793784
That's unpossible

>> No.17796950

>>17791831
should have went chairforce

>> No.17796958

>>17788750
ALL Mexican foods.

>> No.17797424

>>17793784
Its a word but you didn't use it right.