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>late picking up your food
>knocks lightly on your door and runs off
>food sits outside cold for 20 mins until you get a notification they delivered it
Is there any bigger scum on the earth than third-party delivery drivers?
I actually respect the actual employed ones (pizza hut etc.) but these delivery service ones are lower than low

>> No.17784914

You wouldn't catch me using them. I'd rather drink a bottle of live red ants.

>> No.17784920

>>17784908
My cousin's fiance payed 18 dollars for a piece of toasts 3 pieces of bacon and an egg over medium on one of those services... 5 years ago. You enjoy that.

>> No.17784921

>>17784908
Why don't you just go pick up your food you fat bitch?

>> No.17784932

>>17784908
>h-hey anon
>thanks
>here is your tip

>> No.17784969

>>17784908
Stop using them.

>> No.17784983

>>17784908
Yeah. People that are too lazy to either cook their own food, or at the very least, go pick up their food themselves.

>> No.17785010

>>17784908
The people who order it.

>> No.17785019

just open the door you lazy fatass

>> No.17785025

I constantly get 40% off coupons for Uber Eats. Usually makes it cheaper than getting it at the restaurant. Then I tip the delivery person the discount. I always end up getting the food faster than predicted and still hot.

>> No.17785035

>>17784908
the app literally lets you track when shit is there much better than any place like pizza hut or whatever

>>17784983
ordering in is cheaper than a DUI

>> No.17785117

>Work at local Timmy Ho's as a donut jockey
>Store starts working with Doortrash and other delivery mercenaries since the Wacky Wuhan Wheezer began
>Get occasionally pestered by a Doortrash order
>It's a relatively large order, will take some time to make
>Click "Confirm with 10-or-so Minutes" so I can have some time to make their foofy coffee drinks and treats
>Every time, without fail, these inept Doortrash fucks announce their arrival for pickup way too early
>Tell them that they're going to have to wait for their order to be made
>Always give them a negative review on their profile, because that's what you deserve when you don't follow protocol

The great thing about Doortrash is that they'll hire anybody. The worst thing about Doortrash is that they'll hire anybody.

>> No.17785130

>>17784908
Every time I've ordered from one of those services my order gets delivered over an hour past the promised time and the food is always cold by the time I get it.
Those drivers try and take on too many orders at once and end up giving people cold food. I honestly can't believe people actually pay for that shit. Fucking lazy fucks would rather eat cold food an hour later rather than get off their ass and pick it up themselves.

>> No.17785153

>>17785035
I’ve been driving drunk for
20 years and I’ve saved
So much money that the inevitable first dui will already be paid for. Fag.

>> No.17785817

>>17784908
>be OP
>be the epitome of retarded ass useless fucking stupid zoomcunt
>order food
>be expecting food
>be such a fucking stupid zoomcunt that you literally can’t wrap your head around the idea that a delivery person has put food in front of your door, because your god hasn’t given you a sign (your phone hasn’t fucking told your dumbass).
So it seems even if it is something he has ordered, and paid for, and is expecting, it does not exist to the zoomie unless his phone tells him it does.

>> No.17785826

>>17785153

Boomer point

>> No.17785874

>>17785035
Stop getting drunk if you don't have food in the house moron.

>> No.17785888

>>17785117
dunno how doordash works but on uber it just tells you to pick up the order, not whether or not the wagie needs more time to assemble a box of donuts you dumb fuck

>> No.17785898

>>17785130
>Those drivers try and take on too many orders at once and end up giving people cold food.
i really try to avoid multi orders unless both food places are really close and both people ordering are in the same direction, which rarely happens. the app is constantly combining orders though, ill pick up something from a restaurant and then the app tells me to wait in the taco bell drive thru for 30 minutes for someone across town, i always just cancel the 2nd order though

>> No.17785932

>>17785888
I like how you proved his point. He said he needs time to make the drinks and you carry on about donuts.
READ MOTHERFUCKER
READ

>> No.17785942

>>17784914
Would you rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk then down it with beer?

>> No.17786179

>>17785932
>reading anything some dumb wagie has to write
my time is worth more than that

>> No.17786192

>>17785117
>Wacky Wuhan Wheezer
Made me laugh IRL. Good post anon. :)

>> No.17786231

>>17784908
>knocks lightly on your door and runs off
On the contrary, I hate when I tell them to just leave the shit outside and the retards stand there banging on my fucking door and calling my phone for 30 minutes
Usually dumb old chinks

>> No.17786257

>>17785826
That's called timeless logic. Driving drunk is no big deal I also do it all the time. Only zoomers for some reason think if you drive drunk you'll immediately crash. The reality is you'll drive completely fine and probably nothing will happen

>> No.17786340

>>17786257
Cope

>> No.17786642

>>17786257
the reality of drunk driving is that it kills when you get complacent with it
most car crashes are caused by complacency with a bad habit after doing the thing properly the first hundred times turned out fine

>> No.17786681

>>17785117
>Whack Wuhan Wheezer
holy shit I'm wheezing here anon

>> No.17786689

>>17784908
I like these services. I don't ever use them, but one time they dropped off somebody else's order on my porch, and it was $50 worth of Popeye's. Chicken tenders, fries, biscuits, sides, and dessert that I didn't have to pay for, and best of all it happened after I'd been having a streak of bad luck.

>> No.17786706

>>17784908
Why is this still a thing?

>> No.17787711

>>17786706
McDonalds delivery

>> No.17787725

only time i deal with this is when i get COMPED lunch at work. literally every time they fuck up our order, this really is the pinnacle of 'minimum wage, minimum effort'.

desu i feel bad for the immigrant population that flocks to these jobs, they don't seem to understand how amazingly bad the pay is for how much time you're spending on the road.

>> No.17787731

>>17784908
The drivers see how much you tip before they accept the delivery. The only way they take shitty tips is by working multiple services at the same time.

In other words, you have never gotten a hot delivery from a good driver because your tips are shit. The system is working as intended.

>> No.17787732

>>17787725
>this really is the pinnacle of 'minimum wage, minimum effort'.
This, plus I don't want brown hands touching my food. I make sure to order exclusively from Asian restaurants or restaurants where I know the cooks are ex-con AB members.

>> No.17787735

I use them occasionally and they work well for what they offer. When I'm with friends and we're not in the mood for the usual places that offer delivery, I use doordash & I've never had a problem.

I'm assuming OP is one of those aspie faggots who alters and customizes his order like a fucking homo, then complains when the driver, nor the restaurant worker gives a shit about his faggot retard tastes.

OP, eat shit and die.

>> No.17787747

>>17787731
Our apps in the UK don't allow tipping except for Uber Eats

>> No.17787768

>>17786257
>Yeah bro nothing will happ-
*gets pulled over*

>> No.17787772

>>17787747
Complain to your government for being controlling opressive wankers then.

>> No.17787773

>>17784908
Don't use them; order directly from the restaurant in all instances that you can. They're leeches. Plus your favorite local places will appreciate the extra money from not having to go through the third party service

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17787887

>>17784908
You kno...food delivery apps didnt exist a decade ago....fat fuck

>> No.17788047

>>17784908
>knocks lightly at your door and runs off
I work door dash often, and I can tell you that 99% of people use the "leave at my door" option. and 90% of people who add special instructions say to not knock or ring doorbell. so if you don't select the "hand it to me" option I'm not going to knock. give better instructions or learn how to cook, retard

>> No.17788080

>>17786179
Obviously it isn't since you're wasting money and time on a third party delivery app. I'll bet you've eaten dozens of loogies in your life and haven't noticed

>> No.17788097

>>17785117
this is just a lie. doordash gives drivers no indication of how long the food will take. they literally just tell you to go there

>> No.17788103

>>17784908
>I actually respect the actual employed ones
>respecting any ff delivery driver
those fuckers will literally shit and piss in your food if you don't tip. Most times they have a bad attitude as if they're doing you a favor. This is why I always collect my food when I order.

>> No.17788105

I just watch the little dude on the map and when he gets into my neighborhood I go and open the front door and stare at that little cuck until he gets out of his car and hands me the food.

>> No.17788126

>>17784908
>drive for uber eats
>deliver food to some guy
>he comes out to grab it since his apartment's gate is being weird
>hand it to him and tell him to enjoy
>he says "you too"
was weird to be on the otherside of that

>> No.17788136

>>17788126
I blame you since most drivers say "have a good evening" or similar.

>> No.17788508

>Is there any bigger scum on the earth than third-party delivery drivers?
people so lazy they cannot even pick up their own food, let alone cook it.

>> No.17788541

>>17788047
>bring it to my door
>apartment complex has multiple buildings
>takes multiple tries to open the gate
>multiple floors
>paid parking
>i can literally see the boot guy
>won't come down to get the food but also won't let me in the building
Come find your food on the curb, retard.

>> No.17788548

>>17784908
Go pick up your food. And if you don't have a car stop ordering out, save up your money, buy a car and then go pick up your food.
Or like, ask a friend with a car to do it for $10 or something. The phrase is "I'll buy if you fly"

>> No.17788551

>>17785942
I'd rather swim through a poolfull of rancid pig manure while millipedes crawled into my ears to lay their eggs.

>> No.17788565

>>17787731
>if I keep posting it, people will think it's true
anon you devilish bastard

>> No.17788572

>>17785874
oh boy so i can have a microwaved meal when hammered at 9 PM... no thanks. i'll order, thanks.

>> No.17788573

>>17788572
Learn to cook drunk, it's fun and easy

>> No.17788574

>>17788572
>he cant cook drunk
idiot lol

>> No.17788767
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17788767

>>17784908
Do people not track their order when ordering food or is it just OP being a faggot as usual?

>> No.17788829

>>17786706
Because zoomers are lazy and have more money than brains

>> No.17788885

>>17788767
>watch the driver on the map after ordering
>driver picks up my food at the restaurant and goes to the complete opposite side of town from my place
>literally drives around the other side of town with my food for 45 minutes before coming back over to me
>as he is coming back towards me makes another turn and goes to another side of town for another 30 minutes
>when he FINALLY gets to my house the little faggot has the nerve to apologize for the delay after driving around town with my food for a fucking hour
Never again

>> No.17788908

>>17788885
They're delivering to other people, usually across multiple apps

>> No.17788946
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17788946

>>17785153

>> No.17788966

>>17784908
the app must match you with the shittiest drivers because you're a bad tipper.

I always tip fat, and my deliveries are always fast as fuck, and i have a security camera at the door that tells me when it's here.

I even get a delivery driver that always puts cute stickers with my order and never takes more than 10 min to deliver.

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17788971

>>17784908
please. you call THAT bad?
>order food late at night
>give instructions to leave food at garage door instead of front door to prevent my dog from losing his shit and wake everybody up
>guy ignores instructions
>spends 5 minutes trying to take picture at front door
>dog is still going ape shit
>several people wake up and get pissed
>finally leaves door
>proceeds to sit in his car on my driveway for another 5 whole minutes before finally leaving
>recieve food
>its was opened

>> No.17788975

>acts shitty to other people
>gets shitty service

imagine thinking you're entitled to good service when you're demanding and a dick

>> No.17788986

>>17788971
Chris D'elia, is that you?

>> No.17789008

>>17788975
>gives simple instructions
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOURE SO DEMANDING
faggot

>> No.17789010

>>17789008
>implying it's black and white

looks like the faggot is you

>> No.17789018

>>17788975
here

I wasn't replying to >>17788971 you fucking retard. Not everything is about you, nor is this a chatroom where each post is a response to the previous one. Lurk moar newfaggot

>> No.17789085

>>17788971
You deserve it wojak faggot

>> No.17789134

>>17784908
Smartphones were a mistake

>> No.17789393
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17789393

>tipping

>> No.17789411

>>17787731
Pretty sure Uber eats doesn't. I ordered from them and gave a $5 hoping I didn't get the runaround but they decided to deliver my food an hour later anyway. The app let me change my tip after it was delivered and you bet I changed it to $0.01

>> No.17789417

>>17789134
This. Giving normies internet access at their fingertips is a joke.

>> No.17789421

>>17789411
>Pretty sure Uber eats doesn't.
It does, like others have said dude probably had like 10 orders stacked up. Pretty stupid desu. I've only had a tip change on me once and wasn't too worked up about it, since it was a very short drive.

>> No.17790976

Where do you live? In Australia, the worst thing you would get is a poo delivery driver having no idea where you live.

>> No.17791073

>>17786179
nigger you said you are a delivery driver, youre literally a wagie but worse

>> No.17791074

>>17788971
Don't order food from a shitty app when everyone is asleep

>> No.17791106

>>17784908
I don't have this problem, cause I don't order delivery and my dog barks at the slightest sound near the door

>> No.17792534

>>17784908
>yeah please leave the food at the door you disgusting subhuman. i dont even want to look at you
If you're not even going to meet me at the door to pick up your fucking awful food then you don't deserve my courtesy. You can eat shit for all I care

>> No.17792539

>>17792534
careful wagie, that kind of talk is how you get replaced
fucking kek the shitty life you must live

>> No.17792540

>>17784908
>>food sits outside cold for 20 mins until you get a notification they delivered it
Never had this problem, I use uber at least once a week.

>> No.17792547

just put knock like a fuckin narc in the notes, works for me

>> No.17792557

>>17792539
Wait until you hear about the fact that you can stop working for one app anytime and just switch over to another app. The companies literally don't care about their employees' conduct, they just want the food delivered on time.

>> No.17792559

>>17788565
It is literally true. I do Uber Eats and they started including the tip in the initial offer screen because they lowered base fare to fucking $2.50. If they didn't include the tip amount before the driver accepts the order, nobody would ever accept that.

>> No.17792581

>>17792539
>wagie

I work whenever I want, for however long I want, and including tips I typically make between $20-$30/hour. I'm actually surprised by how comfy it is, all I really do is drive around and listen to music. The only shitty parts are having to deal with actual wagies at restaurants, or having to deal with braindead customers.

>> No.17792594

>>17792581
however comfy that may sound in your head, that sounds laughably bad
Thank god there are NPCs like you to do this shit because holy fuck I could never be a slave carting around peoples food for that little pay

>> No.17792597

>>17792534
I request them to meet me at the door but half these fuckers will set it down, *maybe* knock and then run away. Shit is irritating.

>> No.17792613

>>17792594
So what do you do?

>> No.17792628

>>17792613
Network architecture consulting. I work for myself and take contracts as I need them, to tell other people what to do

>> No.17792631

>>17792613
Now hurry up I just put in an order and it needs to get here on time. Leave it at the door, im busy

>> No.17792640

>>17792628
>Consulting
So you don't actually have a real job

>> No.17792641

>>17784908
As someone who used to do doordash, sorry not sorry im not waiting for your ass, pay attention to the ETA. You don't get paid to sit around waiting for the customer to get off his fat ass. This goes doubly so for non-tippers. When i got an order that was tipless I would shake up the food cause fuck you not my problem.

>> No.17792646

>>17792628
Did you get a degree for that or did you build up a professional portfolio over time?

>> No.17792649

>>17785130
The app combines orders when there aren't enough drivers around or your order has been rejected because you're cheap and don't tip, so they have to bundle your cheapskate order to get it out of the queue.

>> No.17792660

>>17787732
Asian restaurants use immigrant labor more than anyone

>> No.17792686

>>17792594
>for that little pay
I make over four grand a month, I don't even work full time.

>> No.17793035

>>17792686
$20 to $30 an hour averaged out is 25, 4000 divided by 25 is 160 hours, 160 hours a month is full time for a mediocre income and none of that work is giving you useful experience that enhances your potential earning power.

>> No.17793100

>>17785117
overrated post

>> No.17793410

>>17793035
maybe, but at least he's not a tranny.

>> No.17793472

>>17792559
The base fare is 2 fucking 50? That is absolute trash. Why are you still doing Uber Eats?

>> No.17793626

>>17793472
Because I'm a student and I only need a part time job. I'm also >>17792581 so tips make up most of my income.

>> No.17793923

>>17784908
They're all brown people.

>> No.17794149

>>17784908
if you are such a consoomer that you contribute to the industry that encourages immigrants to flock into your country to replace you then i hope this happens every time you order your shitty fucking food, fuck you.

>> No.17794170

>>17785035
>ordering in is cheaper than a DUI
brown hands typed this, no foreplanning regarded.

>> No.17794203

>>17788966
i bet you are the kind of faggot that likes to moan about how boomers can afford houses while you can only afford avocado toast for breakfast.

>> No.17794453

>>17794149
if only immigrants are working those shitty jobs how are they replacing anyone? No respectable white man would ever work those jobs

>> No.17795015
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17795015

Are we even allowed to bring up american tipping culture and how its exclusively a problem in the US or will you still get banned for it?

Even though the food industry is the ONLY one with this unique issue so posting about it on /biz/ makes no sense

>> No.17795032

>>17795015
It's fine desu.
People who work for tips should be young people working as an intermediary to getting a skill. Those jobs should never be long term employment options; just a way to get interim money, or a way to get work experience and not come into the real workforce as a fucking child

>> No.17795088

>>17784908
Just pick up your own food.

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17795113

Why are people using food services without a membership and not waiting for when good deals roll by?

Yeah no shit youre paying delivery fee, service fee, tip and wondering why your order is 30 dollars. Meanwhile Dash Pass gave me a free popeyes fish sandwich on like a 15 dollar order last month. With no fees.

>> No.17795205

i am actually kinda glad i'm way too poor to order food because since the pandemic i've seen people i know gain weight from ordering a lot and i like making my own food even if it means having to be desperately creative and making scrounged meals

>> No.17795770

>>17795015
These apps are shoehorning American tipping culture into nations that were doing fine without it. But it's not just food delivery, it's also taxis-but-not-legally-taxis and those odd job provider apps.

>> No.17795843

>>17793035
Dude that's in the ballpark of 50k a year, in this fucking economy that's good money.

>> No.17795851

>>17795843
Shit, forgot to untrip from my posting on /k/, sorry, did not mean to tripfag

>> No.17795997

>>17795843
A rich man once told me, "hey, life's a funny thing." A poor man once told me that he can't afford to speak.

>> No.17796011

Since I'm a bike fag
When the weather is nice for a ride
I just go out and do some delivery
Of course it only works if you don't live in big ass metropolis
Nothing is worse than traffic

>> No.17796190

>>17785117
>The great thing about Doortrash is that they'll hire anybody. The worst thing about Doortrash is that they'll hire anybody.
Just like Amazon kek

>> No.17796801

>>17784932
>tip
of your cock?

>> No.17797041

>>17785942
>>17788551
Im gonna throw both of you POCs into a giant witches cauldron.

>> No.17797335

>>17794170
White people have the highest amount of DUI arrests/incidents. Per FBI crime stats. Don't give this to the blacks or Mexicans, I'm claiming this shit for all white people.

>> No.17797341

>>17793626
Isn't there another delivery service in your area? 2.50$ is dogshit famalam. Even for a part time job with tips.

>> No.17797390

>>17785117
Blame the app programmers and algorithm, it’s completely out of the drivers control stupid ass wagenigger

>> No.17797420

>>17797335
White people #1 again

>> No.17797428

>>17788971
train your dog you worthless nigger

>> No.17797859

>>17784908
Ok what prevents you from just scamming by claiming your food was fucked with or cold or we for free food from apps like UE/DD?

>> No.17797953

stop fucking tipping

>> No.17799507

>>17785117
.....no shit. What a useless post.

>> No.17799520

>>17788908
....no shit.

>> No.17799877

>>17786689
Did you eat it all in one sitting?