/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17781376]

Discuss.

[Anonymous No.17781404]

>Miller Lite
Why am I not surprised my shithole state would pick that?

[Anonymous No.17781412]

Lmao nobody drinks any of this shit, it's 2022

[Anonymous No.17781417]

The entire northwest needs to be Coors. Not coors lite or another beer. Also SC needs to be natty

[Anonymous No.17781420]

>>17781376
the only decent beer on there is Heineken and I consider that the worst beer my country brews

[Anonymous No.17781431]

>>17781420
which country?

[Anonymous No.17781436]

>>17781431
Holland. Also I just noticed Florida is Stella. Stella is a good beer.

[Anonymous No.17781442]

>>17781420
Goose Island, Denver Beer Company, and Dogfish Head all shit all over Heineken.

[Anonymous No.17781450]

>>17781442
Coors does too.

[Anonymous No.17781451]

>>17781376
No, I own a liquor store in Minnesota, I sell waaaaaay more Hamm's and Natty ice than Budweiser. Fuck, I sell more of every other domestic macro you can name, than I sell Budweiser. Miller lite, Miller high life, Coors, even steel reserve and Mickey's outsell bud at my store. And I ain't in some bumfuck town, neither, I'm in a bumfuck suburb in the twin cities Metro area, I get foot traffic.

[Anonymous No.17781455]

>>17781436
Also wrong, Natty Light is the official state beer of Florida.

[Anonymous No.17781462]

>>17781436
abita makes some very nice brews as well, the Abita Amber makes the best beer batter ever. They also make a great old school root beer with local cane sugar.

[Anonymous No.17781464]

>>17781376
i drank like 7 lone stars tonight

t. texan

[Anonymous No.17781689]

Florida should be Natty Ice

[Anonymous No.17781698]

>>17781376
Bud light has much greater sale volume than regular bud. This map isn't correct.

[Anonymous No.17781710]

>>17781376
where is the busch

[Anonymous No.17781711]

>>17781376
Drinking a lone star right now, it's not my go-to but it's good.

[Anonymous No.17781823]

>>17781376
everybody in the bud/budlight states needs to be put down

[Anonymous No.17782366]

>>17781442
Anon only is saying that because we don't export those brands so he's never had them in jolly old Netherlands

[Anonymous No.17782373]

>>17781698
These things almost never are.
Like with that state food thing, you get people chiming in saying they've never even heard of the food item that represents their state. Happened to me before.

[Anonymous No.17782376]

How is Colorado not Coors?

[Anonymous No.17782382]

>>17781376
Missing Hawaii and Alaska.

[Anonymous No.17782392]

New Glarus should be moved to Illinois. The only reason it exists is to steal FIB money. No sconies actually drink it.

[Anonymous No.17782426]

>>17781376
I cannot comment on this as I am a heterosexual

[Anonymous No.17782435]

i thought east coastcucks drank this

[Anonymous No.17782449]

>>17781376
When I visited my relatives in Alabama, the only beer I saw anyone there drinking was Busch.

That was in the '90s, though.

[Anonymous No.17782450]

>>17782435
I remember this being everywhere when I visited the east coast, super cheap too and lots of different brews. I wish it was available in the western states.

[Anonymous No.17782485]

>>17781376
since when is budweiser more popular than bud light

[Anonymous No.17782491]

>>17781376
I figured MN would be busch desu senpai

[Anonymous No.17782497]

>>17781436
>Stella is a good beer.
do yuros really

[Anonymous No.17782506]

>>17782497
No. Pretty sure they call Stella wife beater beer over there

[Anonymous No.17782508]

>>17781376
went to Providence and had narragansett is great

[Anonymous No.17782530]

Georgia has it right. I don't believe that Terrapin is the most widely consumed brand in the state, but it's very high quality. Often times I had to go to two or three different stores to find it because it sells out as soon as it hits the shelves.

[Anonymous No.17782596]

stella outsells bud in florida? I lived there and I didn't get the impression, maybe it's all the rich people buying it or something

[Anonymous No.17782603]

>>17781376
>PA Bud Light
nah

[Anonymous No.17782613]

>>17782603
Came to say this

[Anonymous No.17783046]

>>17782530
Terrapin's easy for me to get at Publix. I can't get every item, but pic related's in stock when I go in.

[Anonymous No.17783322]

>>17782450
They started distributing it out of Texas

[Anonymous No.17783331]

>>17781376
Based Rhode Island

[Anonymous No.17783335]

>>17781420
Any recommendations? Most dutch beers I've tried are awful

[Anonymous No.17783347]

>>17781376
damn, ohio is more fucked than I realized

[Anonymous No.17783354]

>>17782603
Wrong again

[Anonymous No.17783368]

>>17781376
>Ga
>Terrapin
Lol. Who did they even ask? 5 hipsters at a downtown Atlanta pub? Everyone in a 100 mile radius of Savannah drinks Bud Light. It's probably the worst beer ever made. But, that's what people around here like.

[Anonymous No.17783546]

>>17781376
>Stella Artois

[Anonymous No.17783566]

>>17781436
>Stella is a good beer.
The N*therlands were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.17783574]

>>17781404
t. fellow jerseyan
how many of these are a function of sponsorship?

[Anonymous No.17783596]

>>17781451
Lee is that you?

Also
>I dont live in bumfuck nowhere
Thats where budweiser is bought most and Minnesota alcohol consumption is mostly bumfuck nowhere

I agree though this chart is bullshit. Theres no way new glarus outsells miller in WI lol

[Anonymous No.17783710]

>>17783574
Nope, I'm a Hoosier and it's probably all the rednecks and white trash in the state.

[Anonymous No.17783714]

>>17783710
miller doesn't sponsor your sportsball?

[Anonymous No.17783719]

[Anonymous No.17783739]

>>17781376
>Discuss.
>imagine drinking beer instead of whiskey
>imagine drinking grocery store beer
Jeebus

[Anonymous No.17783745]

>>17783719
>I don't know how to match beers with food

[Anonymous No.17783760]

>>17781451
MFW Hamms is more expensive in Alaska than Bud

[Anonymous No.17783772]

>>17783719
>all beer tastes the same
>all beer is bad
>if you don't like something you have to be a cunt about it
>wasting someone else's beer
this image is so gay and that bald headed stick man is a cunt I would kick out of my house so fast

[Anonymous No.17783800]

>>17782450
it's just hipster macro lager, like pbr.

[Anonymous No.17783805]

>>17783546
I thought stella artois was boujie.

[Anonymous No.17783818]

>>17783800
>it's just hipster macro lager, like pbr.
Are either fashionable enough to be "hipster"?
I've always thought they were both just "meh, it's a beer" beers.

[Anonymous No.17783820]

>>17781376
I live in Nebraska and don't know what the fuck Black Betty is

[Anonymous No.17783839]

>>17783745
>>17783772
>all beer tastes the same
The comic only claims that all beer tastes kinda bad, not that all beer tastes the same.
>all beer is bad
Yes. Alcohol is literal poison that serves no evolutionary purpose, it's only natural for organisms to have evolved in such a way to find alcohol repulsive. You can delude it by 95% with water and grains, the taste of the remaining 5% poison will still ruin it, just like a 95/5 water/shit beverage will still taste like shit.
>if you don't like something you have to be a cunt about it
If you were born in a world where people pretended that munching on feces was a sign of sophistication, I'm sure you'd be inclined to call people out on their sheep mentality.
>wasting someone else's beer
They're not wasting it. They're drinking it for it's intended purpose: getting drunk. Playing pretend and claiming that it tastes good is where they draw the line.
t. chronic alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.17783868]

>>17781376
Aren't all of these pisswater?
Can't you buy real beer in the US?

[Anonymous No.17783880]

>>17783839
>The comic only claims that all beer tastes kinda bad, not that all beer tastes the same.
Still a falsehood, and ignores my point that different kinds of beer compliment different kinds of food.
I wouldn't mix pickle relish with mashed potatoes even both are good foods.
Why would you drink a Mexican blonde with a steak?

>t. chronic alcoholic.
That explains your shitty attitude.

>>17783868
>Can't you buy real beer in the US?
YES! We not only import a variety of excellent foreign beers, we're going through a renaissance of local micro-brewed beers.
You can't drive an hour on the east cost without passing 2-3 micro-breweries that make beer better than anything in OP's pic.
OP's pic is just what the unwashed masses find "popular".

[Anonymous No.17783995]

>>17781436
>holland
je brouwt KK slegt bier man, gwn gouda en patatje oorlog maken

[Anonymous No.17784009]

>>17783805
maybe in the US, here in belgium it's just slightly more expensive than jupiler, wich is the pisswater

[Anonymous No.17784016]

>>17783868
ofcourse, american micro breweries are growing everywhere, and they are diversifing of hopping all the beers to ass

[Anonymous No.17784030]

>>17781376
>not a single one is Yuengling

Bullshit. Fake chart.

[Anonymous No.17784069]

>>17781376
I also browse Zerohedge daily. I was going to post this thread, but you beat me by a couple hours lol

[Anonymous No.17784106]

>>17781376
I live in sc and the favorite drink is miller lite. Weird its no on here. No one drinks bud heavy.

[Anonymous No.17784115]

>>17781451
Yeah i ran a gas station in virginia and bud heavy was not sold that much.

[Anonymous No.17784132]

>>17783839
>He doesn't know that monkeys and apes seek out fermented fruit specifically for the purpose of getting drunk.
Evolution is a lie anon. Alcohol is perfectly fine and natural in moderation.

[Anonymous No.17784200]

Why can't these charts include Alaska and Hawaii?

[Anonymous No.17784290]

>>17781376
south texas should be shiner, if not all of texas.

[Anonymous No.17784298]

>>17784290
This.

[Anonymous No.17784345]

As a Georgian, I'm surprised that we didn't have Sweetwater as number one.
I just moved to Louisiana though and I've gotta say Abita and Lazy Magnolia both make some great shit.

[Anonymous No.17784358]

>>17782376
because only time Coloradoans drink Coors is if it Coors Banquet in the stubby glass bottles, otherwise it is your typical low effort mass produced lager

[Anonymous No.17784386]

i'ved lived in CO 20+ years and have never seen any denver beer co stuff on tap, great divide is more ubiquitous. Or new belgium, everyone likes fat tire a little bit

[Anonymous No.17784427]

>>17781376
Back woods Alabama checking in.
Where I stay, we all poor down here, so it's what ever cheepest.
If you got some money, then Natty light or Bub Light is what you see around here.
In the big cities like Birmingham and Huntsville they got fancy craft breweries, but only faggit libruls drink that shit.

[Anonymous No.17784665]

A miller is my favorite draft beer

[Anonymous No.17784694]

>>17781376
>ohio
>heineken
what a joke. It's definitely yuengling. Seems to spoil quickly, so the farther from ohio it gets it starts to suck.

[Anonymous No.17784714]

>>17781376
>PA
>not Yuengling
Sounds like bullshit

[Anonymous No.17784723]

>>17781376
>WI
yep.

[Anonymous No.17784777]

>iowa
>not busch light

[Anonymous No.17784781]

>>17782506
It is. The kanker poster making that claim is most likely underage.

[Anonymous No.17784971]

>>17781376
>no yuengling
philistines

[Anonymous No.17784991]

>>17781451
it's because you overcharge for your pisswater, asshole
alks aint made of money, they're going to the indian-ran place across the street and paying a buck less a crate

[Anonymous No.17785005]

>VA
>Budweiser
I actually don't like Budweiser, for some reason its gross to me but Bud Light is good. Although my lager of choice is Michelob Ultra.

[Anonymous No.17785023]

>>17783719
and the bald one was never invited over again

[Anonymous No.17785038]

>>17784290
I was about to say the same

[Anonymous No.17785041]

>>17781376
I fucking hate gansets get me OUT

[Anonymous No.17785081]

>>17781376
Texas is so fucking weird. I've never seen or heard of Lone star beer until I went to Texas. I remember everyone drinking Lone star there like it was going out of style. Felt like I was in some weird sitcom where everyone drinks the same shit but it's just Texas.

[Anonymous No.17785098]

>>17785081
Me and the boys prefer Shiner.

[Anonymous No.17785351]

>>17781376
I had Budweiser once at a concert years ago. Gutter trash. I mainly do Stella, Blue Moon, or Coors Banquet.

[Anonymous No.17785420]

Goose is the only thing good about this state

[Anonymous No.17785425]

Arkansas here
Likely accurate

[Anonymous No.17785457]

>>17782497
Stella is in the top 3 of highest selling beers in yurop, so yes. Yuros do really.

[Anonymous No.17785510]

>>17781451
No one is going to liquor store to buy Budweiser

[Anonymous No.17785539]

Wyoming here, nobody drinks Snake River. That's some faggy Jackson Hole shit for California fags here at their ski homes.

[Anonymous No.17785577]

>>17785351
>I mainly do Stella, Blue Moon, or Coors Banquet.
None of those are better than Budweiser, all "meh" tier.

Please also remember Anheuser-Busch has many brewerys, all using different water sources.
When I was in high school, Bud long-necks were better than the Bud in disposable bottles because they came from different breweries.

[Anonymous No.17785586]

>>17785510
>No one is going to liquor store to buy Budweiser
Depends on the state. I grew up in Maryland, and you had to go to a liquor store to buy beer (or wine).

[Anonymous No.17785611]

>>17781698
I'm pretty sure at this point if the data isn't linked and shown, that these maps are just made up to cause arguments.

[Anonymous No.17785622]

>>17781376
>WI is Spotted Cow
Yeah, that's correct. #2 would be Coors Light.

[Anonymous No.17785699]

>>17781376
Work in a bar in California. We sell Coors light than anything, by far. this map is shit.

[Anonymous No.17785799]

>>17781376
this might be the only map where NY, Cali and Alabama are all the same

[Anonymous No.17785969]

>>17781376
Looks like Indiana leads the way once again.

[Anonymous No.17785989]

>>17783596
>Lee
Nope. Most of Minnesota's population is in the twin cities Metro Plex area whatever you wanna call it, so even if that were a factor, it's not a factor.

[Anonymous No.17785994]

>>17784991
That's not how things work out here, chief. Trust me, speedway and holiday are way more expensive, and have much less beer to choose, half the time it's just natty ice.

[Anonymous No.17785998]

>>17785994
You don't know what your talking about. Trust me

[Anonymous No.17786003]

>>17785510
Yeah, because they're going to a liquor store to buy Hamm's, or Miller lite, or some faggy quintuple hopped double chocolate IPA seltzer. Beer and vodka are my top sellers. Hamm's is my most sold beer, and Philips and Karkov are neck and neck for vodka.

[Anonymous No.17786010]

>>17785998
Born and raised in Duluth, lived in Minneapolis for a long time, live in Anoka but my store is in a suburban area of the metro area, one which I won't disclose on 4chan. I guarantee you that I know more about my state than you do, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17786027]

>>17786010
Stop talking out of your ass, numb nuts.

[Anonymous No.17786029]

>>17786027
Lick my shit encrusted asshole, you fucking piss drinking cock weasel.

[Anonymous No.17786031]

>>17786029
once you've reached the point of name calling you automatically loose. get real.

[Anonymous No.17786033]

>>17786029

[Anonymous No.17786036]

>>17786031
Well, since you called me numb nuts first, not an argument btw, you lose by your own rules, dick tease.

[Anonymous No.17786048]

Only thing they drink in Minnesotaos Golden Light

[Anonymous No.17786067]

>>17786027
>>17786029
>>17786031
>>17786036
Now KISS

[Anonymous No.17786982]

I've tried to get into beer a couple times, but I just don't like it. I've tried a few 'sours' I like and a couple hard ciders. Any recs to change my mind?

[Anonymous No.17787026]

>>17783710
I'm a Hoosier too but I'm classy. I drink Miller High Life.

[Anonymous No.17787088]

>>17783839
Dude most people drink alcohol for the taste. The fact that you think alcohol's only purpose is to get you wasted is probably why you're an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.17787093]

>>17781442
Goose Island tastes like hoppy dogshit. First time I had it, it near ruined my concert experience because I had to then buy two concert price beers to cancel it out.

[Anonymous No.17787133]

>>17783839
>beer is actually bad because poison
>spices and peppers are actually nasty because poison
>cheeses are actually bad because poison
this logic would destroy half of the worlds cuisines lmfao

[Anonymous No.17787150]

>>17777777

[Anonymous No.17787252]

>>17781417
Carolingians guzzle Bud by the gallon purely because of Dale Jr

[Anonymous No.17787260]

>>17782366
ZAMN
Dutch women look like that????

[Anonymous No.17787269]

>>17781376
i thought americans only drink steel reserve

[Anonymous No.17787286]

>>17783805
>boujie
Some sort of dutch slang?

[Anonymous No.17787358]

>>17781376
Why do so few states have their own beer? If Wyoming can manage it, why can't California or Alabama?

[Anonymous No.17787364]

>>17787358
Cosmopolitan urban states don’t really need to produce things locally, it’s more convenient to import it. Rural states do things locally mostly out of necessity

[Anonymous No.17787400]

>>17781376
>no legend
>/ck/ will still argue for hours that it's wrong

[Anonymous No.17787469]

>>17781376
Wildly inaccurate for all of New England

[Anonymous No.17787492]

I guarantee that college fraternities are skewing this data, at least in my state,, those boys buy a lot of cheap beer.

[Anonymous No.17787497]

>>17787286
It's a retarded slang version of bourgeoisie by way of ebonics.

[Anonymous No.17787509]

>>17781376
I have lived in IL 40+ years of my life and have never seen anyone drink Goose Island beer.

[Anonymous No.17787524]

>>17781376
WHY THE FUCK IS BUDWEISER AMERICAS FAVORITE BEER THAT SHIT SUCKS

[Anonymous No.17787525]

>>17787492
just parties in general. people who drink beer usually buy lower volume-high quality, meanwhile for holidays and parties people will buy the cheapest thing in the store by the case. using sales for this is so stupid, and arguing about it on a mongolian pottery throwing forum is even dumber.

[Anonymous No.17787547]

>>17785989
About 45% lives outside metro so its not a factor that can be ignored. Also the 7 county metro area is highly varied. Brooklyn Park will obviously have different consumption trends than Edina.

[Anonymous No.17787612]

>>17787497
>bourgeoise
So more irrelevant yuro slang, understood

[Anonymous No.17787649]

>>17781404
Miller Lite is pretty good.... at least we are not a bud light state.

[Anonymous No.17787673]

>>17787524
Because it's / was cheap. I am not the biggest fan of Budweiser, but not that long ago I used to be able to go to a blue collar bar and get Budweiser drafts in a frosted mug for a buck. It's a cheap beer to spend your time sitting and drinking on a hot Tuesday slowly getting drunk with your buddy.

[Anonymous No.17787678]

>>17787612
“Boujie” is nigger-speak, not European. It’s what we get for not getting rid of the blacks after slavery. They erode American morality with their presence, and the slavers should’ve never brought them here.

[Anonymous No.17787686]

>ohio
>heineken

more like yuengling

[Anonymous No.17787716]

>>17787678
‘Bourgeois/bourgeoise/bourgeoisie’ is also yuro nonsense slang.

[Anonymous No.17787760]

>>17784427
>I can't afford this beer which means it's for liberals
Seethe, cope, pick cotton.

[Anonymous No.17787764]

>>17787760
>pick cotton
Chud