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>> No.17777190

Why isn't she seduced by normal white guy flirtation? Is she a homosex woman?

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Just like my Hokusai woodblock art!

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>> No.17777231

Why do you always have to fucking overdo it?

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>> No.17777239

Because the weird ugly old man is advertising himself with the expectation of more money.

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>> No.17777249

why do so many different species of animals want to fuck our women?

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>> No.17777252

Where's the chicken?

>> No.17777253

We really doing this again?

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horrible thread

>> No.17777258

who is this low rent Jason Statham faggot and why are you shilling for him

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>> No.17777260

Because they're going to let them

>> No.17777263

He did the same thing in the last thread, just come back later he hasn't even posted half of them yet

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>> No.17777267

Nah she just understands that men aren't actually people

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>> No.17777275

He's a mentally ill spammer that spams the swedish thread on /int/.
Just report him for ban evasion/spamming.

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>> No.17777359

Please STOP spamming matgeek

>> No.17777362

great matgeekposting op! i cannot be quenched

>> No.17777371

You just know

>> No.17777496
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>Spindly weakling can't bear that a woman isn't interested in him
>Woman can't throw a decent punch to fend them off
>Also is too much of a coward to follow through with taking a chunk of his lip off
I can see why these chuds lost 2 world wars

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>> No.17777502

Great movie, top chan kino

>> No.17777506

Anon why is this so incredibly hot

>> No.17777536

i wish i was her...

>> No.17777547

>no peppers

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>> No.17778412

the table height is triggering me

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>> No.17778476

it was her reincarnated grandfather trying to tell her to not ruin their lineage with mongrel mutts

>> No.17778493

This film is so fucking dramatic. It's like plot twist after plot twist after the halfway. Fucking Koreans

>> No.17778501

Her dad must be proud. Shame about the cucked country rules and her jail sentence

>> No.17778511

That's a salamander broiler right?

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>> No.17778522

Not eating the spines? What a faggot. Do Swedes do that too?
Riga sprats you eat the whole fish spine and all

>> No.17778530

That's a big grill..

>> No.17778539

His stuff is not bad. Maybe you're just an obsessed homosexual?

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>> No.17778604

>babbys first webm

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>> No.17779043

Check previous thread. She got a year American jailltime for defending herself against the rapey aussie twink.

>> No.17779050

Did someone actually report that cutie to the police? He clearly enjoyed the beating and lip biting

>> No.17779208

The part where she spits his lip out is cut because it would be banned for gore on a blue board.

>> No.17779216

Obsessed with not wanting to see shitty videos?

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I thought Frodo Baggins was gay

>> No.17779279

Yeah, show some respect

>> No.17779292

He should have pulled her tits out finger banged her into oblivion

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>> No.17779322

It's actually an autist from the swedish general on /int/ spamming. He has been doing it for years in that thread but he has switched the person he's spamming a few times.

>> No.17779343

>an autist
There are at least 10 matgeek posters

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>> No.17779403

There's like two plot twists.

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>> No.17779589

cute octo hug

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>> No.17779687

The 'Chicken' refers to that red bottle of asian sauce or whatever that's halfway in. It says 'Chicken flavour' on it.

>> No.17779709

What country is that?

>> No.17779734

What the fuck is the point of that, other than introducing shitloads of air which will turn it stale (or let bacteria run rampant, if by 'natural' they've neglected to add preservatives to keep it safe to eat).

>> No.17779754

>he doesn't activate his peanut butter

>> No.17779766

tag: gokkun

>> No.17779830

Mixes the oil back in, because "natural" means no added stabilizers.

>> No.17780112

The cold of the hands flash-freezes the octopus

>> No.17780291

I'd unironically love to be treated like the girl in the video. To have someone so into me they're willing to take me by force is really flattering. Plus, the guy was hot as well. Yes, I'm a lonely person.

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>not saving the mustard

>> No.17780537

A squid eating squids

>> No.17780566

So I read up on this, he's from Australia and She's from Alaska. She bit his lip off, and his body rejected the implant he got, but I can't find any follow ups. Did she go to prison? Did he fix his missing lip? Why did none of his friends poke her eyes out and blind her

>> No.17780580

Every single one of these TikTok "BBQ" videos is an advertisement for a rub or sauce.

>> No.17780673

seriously this needs jalapenos then it would be pretty good

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>> No.17780803

Go outside fag

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>> No.17780830

oh christ wtf was that? this has to be satire that's literally aunt myrnas party cheese salad in pasta form.

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>> No.17780869

I couldn't find anything that said if she did any real jailtime. Believing the bullshit you read on 4chan will rot your brain.

>> No.17780872

>Why did none of his friends poke her eyes out and blind her
Because they didn't have the power of hindsight in the moment.

>> No.17780896

Could have controlled the heat better.
The steak was so overly cooked on the outside cuz he tried to blitz it for too long.

>> No.17780904

Fucking hate mushrooms

>> No.17780906

My gf eats natto and that shit smells so fucking bad.

>> No.17780907

Who else here doesn't mind eating the bones in small fish?

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>> No.17780912

I wanna get one of those green eggs.

>> No.17780915

I cringe when people wipe shit off their knives with their fingers and don't tilt the edge downwards.

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>> No.17780953

Did Josh Brolin try doing this with a live chicken for American Oldboy?

>> No.17780977

spike said it was racist

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>> No.17781476

based instant karma

>> No.17781492

How is that a casserole? It's a bake.

>> No.17781511


"yep tastes like alcohol"

>> No.17781531

how is it not a casserole?

>> No.17781535

It's never cooked in liquid.

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You dumb

>> No.17781540

Or just poorly educated?

>> No.17781546

Properly educated, actually.

>> No.17781601

In the art of faggotry.

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Fun fact; diclofenac (common over-the-counter painkiller) is deadly poison to a number of birds. Gulls included.
So please don't leave like half a tablet hidden inside a cube of white bread that a gull might find and eat.

>> No.17781648

Other way around.

>> No.17781683

please do. I wouldn't mind if all the sky niggers got wiped out

>> No.17781782

this same shit happened to me in class one day with an old beer. i got a closet worth of free beer, hadn't slept all night, had nothing to heat up and eat so i thought i'd bring a bottle of beer into my crim class that morning for lunch.
i pop it open, take a couple sips, old as shit and has the vinegar taste i love. i drop my pen on the floor and as i try to quickly grab it i knock the beer over and it starts blasting everywhere in class. hits the guys on my right and left and the whole class can now smell rotten sangria hops.

wouldn't recommend.

>> No.17781851

Such a great episode too. Throwing away the pork fat, calling his mum, marinating tomatoes in water. Good memories.

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>> No.17781985

i still would

>> No.17782875

it's from a german trash tv show and off course just staged.

>> No.17782881

this is just the same you moron.

>> No.17783543
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What's with this gay faggoty zoomer trend over the last few years with redefining a lot of meals with simple verbs? It's a casserole you fucking retard

>> No.17783642

why do so many different species of female animals want to fuck our men?

>> No.17783644

ah yes, the shitty Oldboy

>> No.17783733

You're new to /ck/ Webm threads, aren't you?

>> No.17784274
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>The little octopus is smart. All those dolphins around, she is his safety net.

>> No.17784308

I've long had a fantasy about double teaming a woman with a dolphin. Now I'm adding an octopus to the mix. God it would be such a beautiful experience.

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>> No.17784335

>Just staged
Must be one hell of a method actor to get that fucking fat.

>> No.17784347

fucking russians

>> No.17784408

shut the fuck up faggot

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>> No.17784548

you'd make a great UFC commentator

>> No.17784616
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>> No.17784622

Someone has to send one of these to our Ja/ck/

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>> No.17785188

>curry leaves
what the fuck? i always thought curry was just the name of the spice blend.

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>> No.17785239

Baste on what?

>> No.17785247

guidelines set out by the ministry of BOFA

>> No.17785252

What's a ministry?

>> No.17785259

cds nuts

>> No.17785260

BofA de... You ruined it! You ruined my clever little joke! I hate you anon now everyone here or going to tease me

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>> No.17785299

She got 21 months of probation.


>> No.17785309

>aussie gets btfo by an american woman
You cunts really are soft as shit aren't you?

>> No.17785411

australia is a land of groids chinkoids and faggots. malborne hosts the biggest pride parade in the world.

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>> No.17785484

It looks like he's trapped in there unless he breaks all the eggs?

>> No.17785502

he has to sell them all or eat his way out
it's his nightmare, and has to relive it everyday

>> No.17785612

How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.17786050

>put on mozzarella
>remove mozarella
>put on basil leaves
>put on mozarella

>> No.17786066

He doesn't need to leave

>> No.17786074

they only had one take for this
Choi Min-sik is a Buddhist and had objections about eating the octopus live like that
but he did

>> No.17786086

>Rinces his rice 7 fucking times
Someone tell me that's a meme edit

>> No.17786197

it's a bugperson i doubt it was any kind of issue

>> No.17786933

You should try to get some, they smell incredible.

>> No.17787034

>Only uses her right hand.
Is she Anti-Jack? Or just his evil sister from Bizzaro World?

>> No.17787046

It's a brown slab so it's a steak
vegans are so retarded

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>> No.17788112

Bizarros aren't evil. When they cause destruction, it is only out of confusion.

>> No.17789027

I think this is the first time I've ever seen one of these products where it actually looked robust and useful.

>> No.17789045

>have breakfast

>> No.17789811

God, I feel sorry for her. I can't imagine I'd ever try to cook something again more complicated than a fried egg if I lost a hand.

>> No.17789857

must be a japanese octopus.

>> No.17790054

Where can I find a different breed of woman gf?

>> No.17790094

>t. associates in communications

>> No.17790106

Okay there schizo

>> No.17790118

God I hate this whore so much

>> No.17790122

It's actually kinda interesting how much stuff like that is available for disabled people

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That's actually neat, I imagine he uses his stumps instead of prosthetics to have a more firm grip and tact control over the tools. Still maybe an fork arm would be fine too.

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>> No.17790525

He apparently prayed before and after because he was doing it as a part of his job and that's somehow makes it less of a problem.

>> No.17790537

what a pussy

>> No.17790567

The mirror is a nice touch

>> No.17790652

Jesus chris what a cunt.

>> No.17790807

I didn't know Cory Taylor went into cooking shows

>> No.17790937

>Buy new house
>All kitchen tables are placed in height for the average female
>Look like Quasimodo when cooking
As soon as I have the money you can bet your ass I'm either installing tables with adjustable height or force whatever female I manage to drag back to the dungeon to use stilts.

>> No.17790982

Any table that came with a house you bought is junk that you should sue the previous owner for the cost of disposal of. It's not a rental property.

>> No.17790983

I'd try that but it probably has a vegan tax so it costs more than a good steak.

>> No.17790993

If it was the US the guy would get charged with sexual assault and literally nothing would happen to her

>> No.17790996

It's so shameful how we put sex pests in prison when that's how human courtship works.

>> No.17791027

Such an opportunity to get a friend to pass over for the second bottle, and to bolt separate ways to the next towns

>> No.17791050

But why?

>> No.17791053

It's an opportunity for him to have his face in front of a camera.

>> No.17791084

If eating an animal when you kill it instantly with your teeth is a problem for you, you probably shouldn't eat meat. It's murdered animals all the way down.

>> No.17791303

I hate that fucker putting something in his mouth at the start and end of the video

>> No.17791443

Literally yes. Every problem with modern society has stemmed from giving women a voice in politics

>> No.17791870
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Mexican Green Rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.17791902

Asians are mental.

>> No.17791946
File: 2.89 MB, 600x336, Roasted Tomato and Garlic Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.17791962
File: 2.94 MB, 540x288, Egg Deep Fried.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.17791969
File: 2.86 MB, 600x336, Roasted Mushroom Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.17791998
File: 2.27 MB, 854x470, 66cc93953af7a386.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

this is how you cook a steak

>> No.17792032

>Filipino style spaghetti sauce

>> No.17792036

>vegan butter

>> No.17792047

lmao isnt there a weird scene in the movie when he eats sonme food?
fuck its been years since ive seen that

>> No.17792093

what the fuck lmao

>> No.17792123

Well yeah, he's vegetarian normally.

>> No.17792129

milk steak

>> No.17792182

Hello please post the webm of a girl making an old fashioned in a tom collins glass

>> No.17792280
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, a girl making an old fashioned in a tom collins glass.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.17792313

Would he like so meat with his salt?

>> No.17792350

I'm amazed, but that's not even a Tom Collins glass.
Mine's a whorish blonde who muddles half an orange to start off with

>> No.17792373
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, How to Make a Tom Collins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.17792377

goy steak

>> No.17792426

Like everything Korean, it was based off a Japanese idea. Also the way the villain dies was plain stupid.

>> No.17792437
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>> No.17792446
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>not my problem

>> No.17792457
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Why do you post things that you know aren't what I want to see

>> No.17792461 [DELETED] 
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Check the Link?

>> No.17792462

>only 20z of gin
How the fuck do I get drunk on that?

>> No.17792531
File: 2.36 MB, 640x360, Yoou.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.17792629
File: 2.86 MB, 372x640, Knuckle Method Egg Fried Rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.17792658
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i don't cook and come here only to watch the webms, but can someone tell me what's the deal with men nowadays being into cooking that much?
even my instagram is filled with a bunch of faggot ass looking motherfuckers pretending to be the next ramsay?

>> No.17792669

women don't cook anymore

>> No.17792687

then maybe make them do it? lol wtf kind of reply is that even

>> No.17792703


>> No.17792723

that onion dicer looks neat

>> No.17792759
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>> No.17792841

holy shit same. i dont like his body as much as you but that wouldnt even matter in this situation.

>> No.17792939
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>> No.17792989
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>> No.17793086

Tell me about Jack! Why does he flick the salt pork?

>> No.17793136

Stop smelling your gf's shit then

>> No.17793160

Would this extend the meat's shelf life at room temperature?

>> No.17793162

>sous vide

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>> No.17793323

Jack is a notorious pork flicker. It is in his nature to flick pork.

>> No.17793438
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>> No.17793459

>not curling in her fingers when she is cutting

Seems like dear Blinda, wants to lose her fingers too.

>> No.17793579

that place sucks

>> No.17793612

it's fucking burnt

>> No.17793618
File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, nusret tartare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.17793685

Do you gouge their eyes out or strangle them if they do this?

>> No.17793747

I was told by me flip x that you was the rice until the water is clear.

>> No.17793749

>Blind and ugly
Damn shame

>> No.17793752

women don't cook and men have nothing else creative to do with their lives.

>> No.17793764

ew what the fuck

>> No.17793771
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>> No.17793799

I'm not about to take advice on how to cook rice from a bong

>> No.17793804


>> No.17793815


baste like btfoing these libtards

>> No.17793816

between the lemurfag on /an/ and this guy i'm feeling closer than ever to leaving this shithole, at least for a while
>pls keep spamming, pls free me

>> No.17793822
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>> No.17793829

You're the most braindead pig goy I've seen in my life

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>> No.17793843

Creepy little faggot got what he deserved

>> No.17793845
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>> No.17793853
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>> No.17793859
File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, water jet custard slice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.17793881
File: 2.87 MB, 600x336, Preserve Meat (Fridge) For A Long Time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Official recommendation for how long to store jars of food is one year, and you're recommended to eat it within 2 years.

Also read up to 5 years, but don't want to kill you, I think.

>> No.17794025
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>> No.17794042

The subtitles are all in foreign.

>> No.17794049
File: 2.84 MB, 360x638, BLIND CHICKEN NUGGETS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


Cooking recipe and ingredients:
salt, bay leaf, 1 onion and 1 carrot
2kg of chicken, I have chicken legs, but you can also have whole chicken
cook over low heat for 2-3 hours, depending on the chicken
remove the bones, the meat separates easily from the bones
strain 300 ml of broth while warm
while stirring the broth, slowly add 40 g of gelatin
if you immediately pour gelatin, gelatinous lumps are formed
grate the beets finely
we need 2 tablespoons of juice
1 teaspoon of salt, paprika and ground black pepper
beetroot juice 2 tbsp
broth with gelatin
and grind everything well with a blender
pour into a plastic bottle without a neck
knock to release the air
cover with foil and refrigerate overnight

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>> No.17794289
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>> No.17794331

what is this feeling?

>> No.17794347
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>/ck/ poster

>> No.17794374
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>> No.17794384

I should call her

>> No.17794484
File: 2.87 MB, 640x352, Sale In Asiles 1- 9.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.17794491

What the fuck happened? What caused the shelves to collapse?

>> No.17794517
File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, Seedless Avocado.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Seedless Avocado SALE

>> No.17794561

Going thru so much trouble for that tiny bit of filling
Not american btw

>> No.17794586

Call me retarded but isn't the whole purpose of tartar to be a quick entree?

>> No.17794836

>finally decide its about time i get myself a gf
>get a bunch of matches from qts 7-9 years younger than me
>few of them reply to texts
>a couple seem REALLY interested
>not even a week later and they're already ghosted me, even after we agreed on meeting for a date "one of these days"

What am i doing wrong? Should i ignore them more? Should i be more direct and set up a date with a time and place ASAP?
How the fuck do women even work?

>> No.17794847
File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, UK Delivery.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Cook for her.

>> No.17794861

Thing is i cant even GET to that point
I cant even get the bitch to MEET me, even tho i make her laugh and shit over text and when i ask her out they always say yes
I dont even bombard them with texts, after those first few exchanges i exclusively talk to them to try and set up a time and place but silch

I just dont fucking get it

>> No.17794925

>Should i be more direct and set up a date with a time and place ASAP?
Yes. Women get at least 10x more attention on Tinder, you may have a bunch, she has hundreds of guys like you talking to her. If you got their attention and strike a conversation, set up a date at the end of that talk, with date, place and hour. If she says something like maybe, stop talking until she talks back, if does ask for you but do that again then she's a waste of time.

Also prepare to be disappointed. Women on Tinder are either super hot (probably won't talk to you) or desperate, it sucks but is rare to find one 6/10 that will make your day.

>> No.17794955

Its super weird because last week in particular i got a bunch of matches from hot 21yo and most of them responded
One of them agreed to go for tea and then never heard back from her
This other one seemed to be super into me for some reason (we talked until like 4am in the first two nights) and wanted me to take her out for dinner on her free day (was today) but stopped responding to me on friday

>> No.17795316
File: 48 KB, 468x546, women.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I know that pain. What can I say? Women.

>> No.17795447

why is this thread so shit

>> No.17795536

Damn she only took one bite out of that twinkie

>> No.17795698

LOL. Be like me and troll people like you with a fake Tinder account. It's funny and makes you feel good.

>> No.17795759

bro finding a girl online has always been like that.
actually, dating in general is like that, but at least if they ghost you before you even take them out for a date instead of after it saves you a lot of time and effort/money.
consider it a plus.

>> No.17796103

Maybe just stop on insisting on clinging to their property. Dunno.

>> No.17796154

ok, what are the chances that no pebble debris end up in the dough?

>> No.17796180

that's finnish cuisine for you.

>> No.17796209

Rare 60fps webm.

>> No.17796212

Nah, you're right, it's a ridiculous amount of faffing about. The original video is eleven minutes long.

>> No.17796244

You're retarded

>> No.17796449

at 0:18 he tries to force something in her mouth while she's sitting, which prompted the violence

>> No.17796526

Where's your standards?!?!

>> No.17796936

Brazil ! Land of donkeys!

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