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What's your go to place to eat here? If you've never been to MOA, what's your go to place to eat at the malls you have been to?

>> No.17775151
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For me it's Naf Naf Grill

>> No.17775646

rainforest cafe used to be good but i haven't been there since before somalians came to minnesota

>> No.17775664

>>17775646
Man, I don't even wanna think about what the clientele looks like nowadays. How do you fuck up your demographics that badly?

>> No.17775680

>>17775646
How old are you? The major immigration of Somolis was in, like, 92.

>> No.17775728

The generic Chinese place. It's a mall food court, there's nothing special about any of it

>> No.17775753

once a year, on the night before the winter solstice, i go to the MoA and buy an American Girl doll, dress her in the same clothes i am wearing, and ritually immolate her in the enormous parking lot as an act of ceremonial self-reinvention

>> No.17775759

>>17775753
You fucked it up, that's a vernal equinox ritual

>> No.17776299

>>17775147
I honestly wouldnt mind the fucking somalian niggers running around if their women didnt dress in fucking rags and the men would dress properly.

>> No.17776377

>>17775147
>going to "little Mogadishu"

>> No.17776398
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>>17775147
A better state with food.

>> No.17776953

>>17775646
Its still pretty good. MOA is good for your standard US tourist trap chains. Places I wouldn't get caught dead in ten years ago but are now top choice for a day out now that I have little kids. Rainforest, margaritaville, bubba grumps. Rainforest is the best for kids, it just usually has a line which will force us to eat somewhere else. Its kids menu is actually really good, too, same quality as the rest of the menu.

Haven't been in a few months but I hear there is a Korean chicken place there now, which will be the next place we eat.

My real guilty pleasure for eating at MOA? The opinion that will get me mocked? Nothing like a plate of fries and chicken tenders along with some smoked salmon and dill mustard sauce across the street at IKEA.

>> No.17777429

>>17775646
It's not very noticeable except on holiday's in their religion. There's a gif of someone walking through there on one of those holidays, I've experienced it similar to that on one of those days. But otherwise it's seemingly normal

>> No.17777443

i used to love going to tucchi bannuchi or whatever it was called. italian place. Not sure if it's still around, that was like 15 years ago.

>> No.17777492

>>17776953
You have a good vibe about you. Keep it.

>> No.17777494

God they’re so fucking disgusting with their lightbulb shaped skulls and yellow eyeballs. Why aren’t we allowed to have our own country? Why in the fuck are people hell bent on importing this disgusting subhumans?

>> No.17777924

I went many years ago. It was all Somalis.

>> No.17778236

Cantina Laredo was pretty good. Other than that, I like eating at their Shake Shack and Chick Fil A for a casual meal. Baking Betty's has great cookies for dessert. Yeah just a ton of novelty stuff to try there every visit

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>> No.17778558

>>17777443
Damn I remember that too, used to go with my family.
>>17775646
MOA has always been kind of shitty though. Even before there a ton of Somalis there were always annoying vendors on every corner harassing you to buy their Chinese shit

>> No.17778594

>>17775147
Free samples at the Wisconsin cheese shop

>> No.17778914

>>17778558
>Even before there a ton of Somalis there were always annoying vendors on every corner harassing you to buy their Chinese shit
Kek, yeah all those Israeli "art students."

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>>17777443
Would eat there every time I went to the MoA. So like once a year.

>> No.17779160
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Long John Silver's.

>> No.17779374

>>17779160
trash nigaa

>> No.17779396

>>17775147
Buffalo wild wings while blasting dragula on the jukebox

>> No.17779464

>>17775147
Camp Snoopy was better

>> No.17779818

There aren't any good restaurants in there anymore. Even the mediorce novelty restaurants went to complete shit.
There are hundreds of better places within a 10 minute drive.
When I have to eat there I just pick the first asian food court place that offers me a free sample.
>was there opening day
>lived within 2 miles for several years
RIP in peace BareBones.

>> No.17780587

>>17779464
hell yeah brother.

>> No.17781119

>>17777429
I've noticed the somalians tend to stick to the first level.

>> No.17781134

>>17778242
fuck it looks so bland and clinical

>> No.17781327
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chicken tikka naan wrap

>> No.17781632

>>17778242
where is the kitchen?

>> No.17782427

>>17775753
You haven't done it in a while because the american girl store is gone

>> No.17782502

>>17775147
At MOA? Hooters for novelty reasons and the wings are aight.

>> No.17783100

>>17775147
chicken sample, come come come

FR though Cedar and Stone inside the JW marriot, or hazlewood across the street.

>> No.17783751

>>17775646
The Somalians at MOA aren't even that bad, its your garden variety mentally ill urban american groid that will take your child and throw him over the railing without any provocation.

>> No.17784890

I would go to McDonald's and attempt to order a Travis Scott meal.