/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17773830]

Proper munchy box

[Anonymous No.17773839]

Yeh betta be bringing back one of them fancy boxes wit tha peetser or I'm not even lettin ye ave a whiff o me gash. Yeh got a famly teh feed. Gottah mayek shur yes dotter grows big an strongg

[Anonymous No.17773863]

too much candy,
bad candy too

[Anonymous No.17774754]

>>17773830
>frozen pre-made pies
Why would you buy those from a restaurant instead of just going to the grocer?

[Anonymous No.17774761]

>>17773830
Is munchy box the new forced \ck\ meme?

[Anonymous No.17774764]

>>17773830
oi you got a loicense for those munchies?

[Anonymous No.17774766]

>>17774761
Doubt it, they've had passing comment on other boards for at least a decade at this point.

[Anonymous No.17774771]

>>17774761
Tbh that's been a thing for a few years now. That looks like a sweet version though.

[Anonymous No.17774777]

>>17774761
Envy.

[Anonymous No.17774789]

>>17774777
corr, fookin lush innit

[Anonymous No.17774802]

>>17774789
fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.17774868]

>>17773839
you didnt get the munchie box then? what the fook were you doing on the way home. you need to treat me like a princess like.

[Anonymous No.17774884]

>>17774777
luv me parmo

[Anonymous No.17775253]

>>17773830
Why didn't they actually cook the pies
>>17774777
Likewise why do bongs never actually melt the cheese on cheesy chips

[Anonymous No.17775263]

>>17774777
how do I buy somethin like this in murica?

[Anonymous No.17775306]

>>17775263
You don't. Stop being a fat piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.17775312]

>>17774802
bruuuuuuh

[Anonymous No.17775331]

>>17775306
that's anti american

[Anonymous No.17775380]

>>17775263
just buy a bunch of frozen fried food and a frozen pizza and put it all in the oven at once

[Anonymous No.17775431]

>>17774754
No. They are freshly made pies. Its a munchy box from a local bakery

[Anonymous No.17775439]

>>17775431
Imagine making your own pies to sell to the local townsfolk and not even cooking them properly.

[Anonymous No.17775451]

>>17775439
They are cooked enough but are cold so you put them in the oven for 15 minutes to warm and theyd go browner. This bakeries pies have always been pale

[Anonymous No.17775625]

That doesn't look like a munchy box. Just looks like a bunch of shit from Greggs.

[Anonymous No.17775846]

>>17775625
Well its not sloppa like a lot of them. And its from a bakery so they dont do fries, which bulk out most munchy boxes. Its actually:
>2 meat and potato pies
>2 meat and potato pasties
>2 sausage rolls
>1 egg custard tart
>1 cherry bakewell tart
>1 cupcake
>1 donut
>2 bags of sweets

[Anonymous No.17775867]

>>17775846
youre really good at counting! great job!

[Anonymous No.17775874]

>>17775867
Sorry for identifying the items for people who don't know what they are

[Anonymous No.17775908]

>>17775846
>carb carb carb carb carb carb carb carbcarbcarb
this sucks.

[Anonymous No.17775914]

what the fuck am I looking at
and do they sell them in freedomland

[Anonymous No.17775947]

>>17775908
How stupid you are.

[Anonymous No.17776041]

>>17775874
if they dont know what they is then theyre a bloody wog bastard

[Anonymous No.17776142]

>>17775451
Can you get some pale undercooked chips to go with those Sysco pies?

[Anonymous No.17776251]

>>17773830
>all that dough
enjoy your love handles

[Anonymous No.17776264]

>>17773830
>>17773839
>>17774777
>>17774884
Brits are speedrunning being the ugliest, dumbest, and fattest people in the world at a rate that is just mind boggling.

[Anonymous No.17776283]

>>17776264
what no empire does to a nigga

[Anonymous No.17776412]

>>17775263
Fat sandwich in new jersey in close.

[Anonymous No.17776574]

>>17774761
Yes, they are being spammed.

[Anonymous No.17776593]

>>17773830
Those pasties look like shit. They should have a proper thick crust around the edge.

[Anonymous No.17776603]

>>17773830
That box is missing the irn bru.

[Anonymous No.17776619]

>>17776603
>Irn Bru
I would prefer a pint of Tennents with mine.

[Anonymous No.17776711]

>>17776041
You can't see inside the pie or pasty. And Muricans probably don't know what an egg custard tart or bakewell tart is

[Anonymous No.17776719]

>>17774777
>meat looks warm
>pizza glistening with grease
fug, a good looking munchie box for once

[Anonymous No.17776737]

>>17773839
>there are women who eat this
The though if it is so gross

[Anonymous No.17776782]

>>17776603
This pic made me fart

[Anonymous No.17777065]

>>17773830
Man I want a fucking munchy box so bad. I’m gonna travel to the UK just to live off munchy boxes and drown in beer. That’s how I wanna die.

[Anonymous No.17777155]

>>17773830
Only the rolls in the front look cooked, the rest of the pies look like they're really undercooked. Typical anglo feast.

[Anonymous No.17777437]

>>17776619
I met some Americans who were afraid to visit Tennents because it's in Glasgow and they'd heard how "dangerous" it is.
>all of scotland had 65 murders in 2019, 19 of which were in glasgow
>portland, which is where they're from, is comparable to glasgow in population and is considered "safe" by US standards
>29 murders in 2019
Why does Glasgow have such a poor reputation if it's demonstrably safer than "safe" American cities"

[Anonymous No.17777510]

>>17777437
Most of the Potland murders are junkie on junkie and neither statistic accounts for other violent crime where someone didn't die. They probably don't even live in Portland, but no one knows where Beaverton or Clackamas is. Glasgow used to be really scary for decades and even though it's cleaned up, it still has that reputation.

[Anonymous No.17777529]

do takeaways just bake a bunch of pies and then leave them in a warming oven all day?
sounds pretty bad

I tried the gregg's meme as soon as I got to UK and it was ok, but then I enjoyed the ones from the supermarket much more, as I heated them myself

[Anonymous No.17777684]

This looks inhuman

[Anonymous No.17779185]

>>17777529
No. They are left in a food display cabinet. If food is kept in a warmer you need to pay tax on it so they don't do that

[Anonymous No.17779808]

Has anyone else noticed that smug little twat of a face on the egg tart or is it just me?

[Anonymous No.17779916]

>>17779808
no i see it too. that fucking smirk with the upturned brows. who the fuck does he think he is?

[Anonymous No.17779950]

>>17774777
Waoh! Why do bongs eat so many vegetables? Disgoostin!

[Anonymous No.17779958]

>>17775439
Anon, they can't bake the crust to the point that it's brown and crispy. I'll let you figure out why.

[Anonymous No.17780274]

>>17779916
>>17779808
Kinda looks like Stan from American Dad.

[Anonymous No.17780562]

>>17774777
What do you do with the loose meat?

[Anonymous No.17780582]

>>17779958
lmao this explains so much about british cooking actually. Probably also why they like to boil meats till they are soft so much holy shit.

[Anonymous No.17781571]

I always wanted to try sally bell in the united states. Seems so comfy.

[Anonymous No.17781580]

>>17781571
Any verginians who tried this?

[Anonymous No.17781581]

>>17774777
Honestly wish I could find something like this in the US sometimes I can't decide what I want to eat and a big box of greasy shit would be perfect for those times.

[Anonymous No.17781597]

>>17775253
The heat from the chips cooks the cheese.

[Anonymous No.17781600]

I feel like these always look like they're cardboard tasting

[Anonymous No.17781602]

>>17775253
Most of the pics are pulled from the makers social media pages after they just put cheese on so its not melted yet. By time they get to you ,the heat from all the hot food in the sealed box making steam, melts it all

[Anonymous No.17781807]

>>17773839
Fpbp confirmed?

[Anonymous No.17781861]

>>17781571
>>17781580
This is just Chik-Fil-A.

[Anonymous No.17782809]

>>17774754
They're from a bakery. It's apparently weird to americans, but we have lots of small, independant bakeries that still exist here and sell products like pic related. Go to some and they'll make the pie right in front of you

They look factory made but they aren't, they usually just have a mechanical crimper to do the edges which makes them look uniform. You can ask them for custom pie fillings though and they'll do it.
The sausage rolls are usually made somewhere else though and just baked there at the end. I miss the good bakery near me that used to handmake theirs though. They used awesome sausages that were amazing, and the pastry was so flaky. They got bought out by a big chain though after the owner retired

[Anonymous No.17782819]

>>17777529
Greggs is shit, it's essentially bong mcdonalds

If you want the proper experience, ask someone which is the best bakery in town. If the interior looks like it hasn't been updated since 1970 and there's a queue of builders out the door, you're in the right place

[Anonymous No.17782826]

>>17780562
Yer fookin eat it la

[Anonymous No.17782832]

>>17780582
You know we actually don't really have bad teeth, right? Dentistry is free on the NHS, the bad teeth thing comes from scurvy ridden navy men hundreds of years ago, if anything you guys have far worse teeth between the meth problem and having to pay thousands of dollars to even sit in a waiting room

They're pale because you take them home to heat them up for 10m in the oven. If you're eating them while they're underdone you're a retard

[Anonymous No.17782849]

>>17782819
Every independent bakery in my town has basically copied greggs both in terms of content and quality. It's sad really but if they deviate from the greggs model people won't buy from them.

[Anonymous No.17782861]

>>17782832
>Dentistry is free on the NHS
No it isn't.

[Anon No.17782865]

>>17782832
Canada so no

[Anonymous No.17782884]

>>17782861
It is if you're on benefits, or poor,

Even if that's not the case, anything is capped at £200 or so, and even that you can pay in installments if you need to

I'd prefer £200 for a full mouth restoration than $150,000

[Anonymous No.17782888]

>>17782884
>You're right but...

[Anonymous No.17782922]

>>17782832
nothing is 'free' on the NHS, although many things do not have a direct charge at point of delivery, instead being paid for through taxation with no direct correlation between the amount of tax charged and the level of care received. However dentistry is not one of them, NHS dentistry has charges which are far lower than those charged by private practice but are absolutely charged at point of delivery by the surgery.

[Anonymous No.17783254]

>>17782819
It's hilarious how right you are.

[Anonymous No.17783346]

>>17782832
>Our teeth are so historically terrible that our government had to step in and pay for fixing them. That means we don't have bad teeth, YOU have bad teeth!
Ok. Sure.

[Anonymous No.17783403]

>>17773830
>>17774777
>>17774884
>>17776603
>>17781571
>>17781580
The only box that matters

[Anonymous No.17783437]

>>17783403
Is that a cup of antifreeze?

[Anonymous No.17783450]

>>17783403
Based. Britain thinks it's so cool with their "munchy boxes," but Taco Bell is already streets ahead.

[Anonymous No.17783452]

>>17783450
We've had taco bell here since the 1980s.

[Anonymous No.17783458]

>>17783452
So? It didn't stop being American.

[Anonymous No.17783463]

>>17783458
Must be why it's so shit.

[Anonymous No.17783559]

>>17783437
Don't be silly anon, there's obviously ice in it. It's probably nyquil.

[Anonymous No.17783599]

>>17783463
If that were true it would have been your first argument. Face it, your goose is cooked.

[Anonymous No.17783633]

>>17780562
Its donner m8, fookin Ave it down ya

[Anonymous No.17783782]

>>17774777
to much fookin green shite on there!
get it off

- baz

[Anonymous No.17784232]

>>17781861
it clearly says Sally Bell's anon. you cant read very well

[Anonymous No.17784240]

>>17783403
taco bell is garbage. everything in this thread looks better than that crap
>>17783450
>>17783599
fuck off shill. probably not even American

[Anonymous No.17784282]

>>17777437
legacy of the gang culture that was largely dispersed in the 90's.

[Anonymous No.17784285]

>>17784240
Taco Bell is indeed terrible. However, nothing in this thread, aside from the Sally Bell's, look better than the Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.17784343]

>>17774777
Blessed. We need this shit in the states. Anyone want to set up a drive through near a large college campus? We could wreck everyone.

[Anonymous No.17784381]

>>17773830
it's a shame America doesn't take after German culture more, anglo's truly have nothing to offer

[Anonymous No.17784390]

>>17784240
it is awful but their marketting department makes it look amazing

[Anonymous No.17784395]

>>17784343
You're probably right. There will be a time when Americans decide to perfect this dish also. Just be patient.

[Anonymous No.17784516]

>>17776737
I agree, the thought of women grosses me out as well.

[Anonymous No.17784547]

>>17774777
i am a red blooded american and i can say that while i would certainly eat that, and would probably enjoy it, the "variety" of it is something of a turnoff. especially if it is all "default" and i can't custom order the contents of the box; if that's the case, then i would very rarely order such a thing.
the volume is nice, but i would rather see fewer items.

[Anonymous No.17784558]

>>17773839

[Anonymous No.17784561]

>>17773830
Aren't these moldy?

[Anonymous No.17784574]

>>17773830
I like those pink things that look like bullets after impact.

[Anonymous No.17784673]

>>17784561
Why are Americans this retarded?

[Anonymous No.17784687]

>>17776264
Any%

[Anonymous No.17784691]

>>17784558

[Anonymous No.17784719]

>>17784691
I bet she ordered a diet coke too.

[Anonymous No.17784934]

>>17784673
Not all the posters here are Americans, retard.

[Anonymous No.17784937]

>>17784691
>corrina
howling

[Anonymous No.17784943]

>>17784561
No. That's what pie crust looks like when it's only baked about half way to doneness.

[Anonymous No.17784956]

>>17779185
>If food is kept in a warmer you need to pay tax on it so they don't do that


Are you for real or memeing?

[Anonymous No.17786634]

>>17783403
Triple double makes no sense especially when looking at pic rel

[Anonymous No.17786641]

>>17784956
The trick to keeping political donors happy is to make your tax system as complicated as possible so rich people can pay clever accountants to eliminate their taxation and all the tax burden falls on the powerless poor.