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17770241 No.17770241 [Reply] [Original]

Let me guess. You *knead* more?

>> No.17770306
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17770306

I don't "knead" it.

>> No.17770321

>>17770241
>oh yes, I'll have my grain mush devoid of fiber and micronutrients. keep all the gluten and calories though

>> No.17770341

>>17770321
this, but inironically.

>> No.17770725

god i wanna be bread

>> No.17772240

>>17770321
t.
Weak faggot

>> No.17772243

>>17770241
Stretch and fold desu

>> No.17772250
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17772250

>>17772243
STRETCH AND FOLD! STRETCH AND FOLD!
YOU'RE DOUGHY! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GLUTEN!
STRETCH AND FOLD YOUR DOUGH!

>> No.17772258

>>17770241
How did neolitic farmers come to the conclusion that this is the best way to eat wheat?

>> No.17772268

>>17772258
they probably didnt eat plants but observed that cattle ate wheat. then planted the plant to attract cattle
then stocked up on grains
then tried eating them

>> No.17772279

>>17772258
Actually, breadmaking dates back even further to the palaeolithic era, since stone mills and mortars for grinding grain dating back that far have been found in the near east. As well some palaeolithic oven have been found with burnt bread.

>> No.17772280

>>17770241
I kneed less. The stand mixer does most of it.

>> No.17772306

>>17772280
Based.

>> No.17773106

>>17772240
>oh, you need vitamins, minerals, protein and fiber? that means you're weak, buddy. sorry you can't subsist on vegetable oils and high fructose corn syrup like actual MEN do

>> No.17774346

>>17773106
I dont eat sneed oils nor hfcs, hating on grains is gay, also post body. ( I mog you thus you won't post body)