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What would you like from the Japanese food stand?

>> No.17749873

>>17749862
2x takoyaki and a side order of shishito peppers

>> No.17749887

>>17749862
>price without tax
>cash only
FUCK YOU. You aren't declaring half the sales anyway. Just tell me the actual price.

>> No.17749902

>>17749887
They had a separate line for credit cards.

>> No.17749905

>>17749862
Watashi wa will have Ni (2) Unagi skewers, arigato gozaimoss.

>> No.17749912

>>17749902
Who has cash other than drug dealers?

>> No.17749923

>>17749902
Still, give the actual price with tax, not this bullshit.

>> No.17749928

>>17749912
>Who has cash other than drug dealers?
God fearing Americans

>> No.17749933

>>17749912
My barber only takes cash, and I go every two weeks to line my stache and trim my neck, sides, and back, trim the top every month. It's my only escape from my wife and kids, that's not work. I usually carry a small amount for that, but that's it, even my weed dealer prefers cash app to cash.

>> No.17749934

>no okonomiyaki
>no taiyaki
>no makizushi
pass

>> No.17749943

>>17749862
1 pork
1 eel
1 shishito

>> No.17749946

>>17749923
I'm not sure why you're surprised, basically all American stores list price without tax

>> No.17749949

>>17749862
1 lamb, 1 eel, 1 takoyaki and 2 of those omelettes.

>> No.17749957

>>17749943
I sang this to the tune of "one bourbon, one scotch, one beer". Kinda funny.

>> No.17749979

>>17749946
Not a Burger, so didn't know. Scummy shit that shit.

>> No.17750001

>>17749979
What, you can't do math and also memorize the different sales taxes on different products in different towns in the same county?

>> No.17750007

>>17749862
I'd like for them to take of that mask

>> No.17750047

>>17749862
Are those prices per *1* skewer?
Are they the size of “normal” yakitori? Because what’s on the grill seems to indicate that.
If yes and yes, I don’t want shit unless you’re buying.

>>17749912
>>17749928
The pic sort of looks like one of those
“cherry blossom festivals” that some American cities put on when they happen to have a few cherry trees and a few Japanese residents to sell things, and want to say they have an annual Japanese cultural event.
If that’s the case, then good on the vendor. They’re providing an authentic cultural experience. Most mom/pop eateries in Japan, especially izakaya or small yakitori joints, are going to be cash-only.

>> No.17750065

>>17749934
>expecting any of those at a place where the storefront “sign” is “YAKITORI”
Anon plz.

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17750071

>american kobe

>> No.17750075

>>17749862
Why is it American Kobe beef and not the real thing?

>> No.17750076

>>17749862
takoyaki is a classic avoid sushi

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>>17749862

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>>17749933
This is my barber, and I order it from Amazon.

>> No.17750119

>>17750094
When you live with a woman and three screaming brats, maybe you'll understand.

>> No.17750157

>>17750119
I live with a woman and three screaming cats.

>> No.17750268

Is it just me or does it feel like the sun is brighter now? Looking at that photo, I don't remember the sun showing people's features that clearly. I really don't want to go outside bros

>> No.17750341

>>17750268
What the fuck are you talking about? Please take your meds

>> No.17750366
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17750366

>>17749862
i'd really like to try the cabbage/bacon pancake and thiqq omelettes.

could you help me translate so he doesn't spit in my plate?

>> No.17750680

>>17749862
lolibooba

>> No.17750690

>>17749862
>street food that's 0.60c a stick in Japan
>fucking $6 a stick overseas
fucking hate this shit

they even did this with BOSS canned coffee too
the WHOLE FUCKING POINT of cheap canned coffee in Japan is that it's $1, yet Suntory are fucking retarded and dont know why they cant compete with foreign iced coffee brands trying to sell their little cuck cans for $3.50

>> No.17750699

>>17749912
non Anglos
you cant use credit cards or debit cards in Asia except in ATMs to get cash out
Jap society is so safe too that people regularly just carry $2k cash in their wallets because "lmao not like anyone's gunna steal it, stealing's illegal!!"

Also depending on your state, not carrying at least a couple dollars cash is technically a crime.

>> No.17750720

>>17749862
KONEECHIWA SEMPI I WOULD LIKE SOME TAKOYAKI BUT NO OCTOPUS. DOMO ORI GATO

>> No.17750786

>>17749912
I didn't know CNN correspondents post on 4channel

>> No.17750825

>>17749934
>WHY DOESNT THIS YAKITORI STAND SELL FISHCAKES AND SUSHI REEEEEEEEE

>> No.17750895

>>17750690
its absolutely a bigger portion in the states though.

>> No.17750908

>>17750895
dunno about the US but here they're even the same sized cans
why pay $3.30 for a tiny 200mL BOSS coffee when you can get another brand of iced coffee for $3.70 for a 600mL bottle

>> No.17750925

>>17749934
>why doesn't this hotdog stand sell bbq ribs?

>> No.17750929

>>17750001
>additional sales tax on county and local level
Do coasties really?

>> No.17750931

>>17749862
got any shaved pussy?

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>>17750119
>>17750157

>> No.17751084

>>17749979
Many states actually require that most retail transactions have the tax listed separately. The idea being that the general public should know how much is going to the retailer & how much is tax.

https://www.taxjar.com/blog/retail/can-retailer-include-sales-tax-in-the-price

>> No.17751103

>>17751084
To be fair, if you don't know the sales tax % of your home state (if it has one) you're kinda retarded

>> No.17751291

>>17749862
I will take one of everything

>> No.17751336

>>17750690
>yet Suntory are fucking retarded and dont know why they cant compete
Fucking lol I love it when zoomies chime in on their silly ideas of what businesses know and/or think.
Yes, Brayden, you are so much more worldly and wise in regards to the beverage market than the heads of one of the most massive beverage companies on the fucking planet :)
Silly Suntory, if only they’d listen to you.

>> No.17751412

>>17751336
t. Hideo Suntory

>> No.17751536

>>17750699
>Also depending on your state, not carrying at least a couple dollars cash is technically a crime.
elaborate

>> No.17751548

>>17751412
You caught me, anon.
Please come to Japan. The shittiest whisky I’m willing to touch is old enough to be your dad, but we need your fresh free-thinking insight and wisdom.
Please come save my company.
I’m majority shareholder of a biolab on the verge of making anime girls real. Just tell me your favorite; I’ll make sure you get her, along with exclusive rights so nobody else can have a copy.

>> No.17751579

>>17750071
jesus christ man

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>>17751548

>> No.17751859

うなぎ1個とたこ焼き1個をお願いします。

>> No.17751900

yeah can i get some chicken soo shi

>> No.17751933

>>17751291
you’re a big guy

>> No.17753201

>>17751536
the crime of vagrancy, is something cops will slap onto you when looking for more charges to put on you. its an old law leftover from a previous century
if you dont have at least like $2 of change on you when you dont have ID, you can be charged for being a vagrant.
they take your wallet from you while arresting you
lol you're a vagrant now

that's how they manage to give someone 5 or 8 charges in court for a traffic fine.

>> No.17753217

>>17749862
are those in usd? wtf are those prices?
lmao

>$4 for some chicken cubes on a stick

no ty

>> No.17753234

>>17753201
>not carrying cash is vagrancy
>carrying cash is drug trafficking

why are cops such schizos

>> No.17753241

>>17749862
Just rice. 3 orders

>> No.17753247

>>17749912
I have only used cash for all transactions since 1998

>> No.17753272
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17753272

>>17749862
some juicy mcnuggies, onegaishimasu

>> No.17753479

>>17751933
4う

>> No.17753508

>>17749862
Takoyaki is the only thing worth buying since the rest of it is just grilled meat you could easily make at home.

>> No.17753512

>>17749887
>price without tax
Nigga what shit hole do you live in that taxes food? We don't even do that in fucking Detroit.

>> No.17755146

>>17749905
>Thinking the vendor speaks any language other than Spanish

>> No.17755180

for me it's the mc龍

>> No.17755216

>>17755146
>Implying that I'd actually speak any language other than English to a wagecuck making my food
>Not realizing that im simply joking
I speak German at a conversational level, but even when I was in Munich on vacation, I spoke English to all of the wagecucks.

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>>17749862

>> No.17755227

>>17753508
I don't like seafood, though, It all has this weird musky seawatery taste and smell that I find absolutely revolting. About the only things I like that comes from the water are seaweed, and any anchovy flavor hat happens to be in Caesar dressing, because it really works well there.

Everything else, forget it.

>> No.17755304

>>17749912
I do

>> No.17755334

>>17750071
Nothing of value was lost

>> No.17755361

>>17750084
I love this

>> No.17755448

>>17749912
Men carry cash.

>> No.17755463

>>17755227
You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.17755544

>>17750690
>60 cents a stick in Japan
You haven't been to japan