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>> No.17749652

What kind of god awful video editing is this, holy shit

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Fuckin bugs I swear

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>> No.17749710

what was the point of the drinking glasses? he didnt even use them

>> No.17749711

Bom aptis


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>> No.17749723

italian food is disgusting

>> No.17749740

This was painful to watch.
The editor should be hogtied and thrown into a sewer.

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>> No.17749781

is this how you activate an almond?

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>> No.17749823

Fucking legends

>> No.17750098

>cheese and barbeque sauce
These don't feel right together for some reason. Anyone else feel the same way? with tomato sauce, the cheese works nicely with the acidity, but barbeque sauce is too sugary.

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>> No.17750226

This was exhausting to watch

>> No.17750243

My nose is clogged from nasal surgery recover so this made spit my drink out in laughter.

>> No.17750251

is ja/ck/ posting allowed?

>> No.17750261

People wearing gloves outside of handling spice or pigment automatically gross me out. Why can't you just wash your hands?

>> No.17750267

All BBQ isn't too sweet. I also think the onions should've been on top so they would've cooked more and I think bacon would help. I remember one time I just dumped a pack of pulled BBQ beef on some pizza dough and topped it with cheese and called it a day. It was alright. I wanted to use pork but I was a kid at the time and my mom's Jewish.

>> No.17750289

2:1 ratio visualised.
This is probably the worst I've seen.

>> No.17750320

This looks like something from a 1950s American cookbook

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>> No.17750330

Needs Eye of the Tiger playing to make it complete.

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>> No.17750397

I like green asparagus (though best when fried in butter instead of boiled), I like shrimps, I like octopus, and I quite like watermelon, but I can't for the life of me see how those things are supposed to blend together like that. That whole thing is just weird.

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Wait - this seems unironically
awesome, though

>> No.17750495

Fried veg with pasta. Why even make this video? What else does he demonstrate? Boiling peas and carrots? Putting sardines on toast?

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>> No.17750534

In moderation, or else the jannies will pounce

>> No.17750556

Jesus, makes you feel bad for the poor woman.

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>> No.17750788

someone explain the increase in armpit porn in the last decade

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>> No.17750806

A bird that is edible, what a surprise

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>> No.17750819

The cheese to breading ratio is too thick. Cheeto breadcrumbs are for-show a gimmick as they don't retain flavor after frying.

>> No.17750882

pls gib 2 mins back

>> No.17750914

Why is there a flame coming out of the toilet?

>> No.17750958

Does he not have a properly sized pot? Filling it to the brim like that is just so fucking stupid.

>> No.17750994

>Meat stacked on top of other meat while smoking.
Holy God! Why?

>> No.17751005

He's probably using it like a grill.

>> No.17751120

Black dudes will not tell you how dry their food is but that shit is like the desert.

>> No.17751162

Not only is this a strawman but if you can only feel good by bashing the younger generation than I do not envy you.

>> No.17751180

That part I understand. There's a flame, it produces heat, you can use it for cooking, easy. But I don't understand why there's a flame coming out of the toilet in the first place.

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There's a part 2 but I don't have it saved.

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>> No.17751576

Why are the grills so fucking grimy and dirty?

>> No.17751592

uma delicia

>> No.17751946

I knew it was a woman the moment I saw how badly she cut the garlic

>> No.17752174

Gross, don't post hideous trannies here please, you're making me lose my appetite.

>> No.17752349

>but barbeque sauce is too sugary.
depends on country and brand.
bbq sauce and cheese is great imo.

>> No.17752406

it's one of those things that no-one actually thinks is sexual unless they're way too online and overexposed to normal sexual things

>> No.17752420

The Joy of Sex mentions armpit kissing in one of the first few pages.

>> No.17752431

Why are they filming a food video with a drone

>> No.17752450

>he doesnt season his grill

>> No.17752700

Maybe it's out of order and he's lit some coals in there.

>> No.17753094

It's china, the sewer is probably all kinds of fucked and is leaking gas through his pipes, so he decides to save some money and use it for cooking.

>> No.17753116

literally why? what a fucking douchebag

>> No.17753124
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"Apologise to the server while I make this big fucking mess for her to clean up later."

>> No.17753126
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I like the Scott Rea video better.

>> No.17753139

thats fucking disgusting

>> No.17753167

Survival of the fittest

>> No.17753206


>> No.17753220

damn, that's a strong wench

>> No.17753227

>Oil in water

>> No.17753299

fkn hate basmatirice. Always mushy af, no matter if you make it at home or eat outside.
Parboiled masterrace

>> No.17753301

Typical jewery

>> No.17753391

Why do westerners do this?
Asians can make perfect rice just by eyeballing it.

>> No.17753402

I hate this millennial influencer shit type of video where they throw/drop everything.
Put the ingredients down gently.

>> No.17753439

they wont because its brainless idiots who cant hold attention so they HAVE. TO. MAKE. IT. DRAMATIC! so theyll watch it.
i honestly love it when people cook really slow and gentle like watching my nana make stew or w/e

>> No.17753452

eyeballing is easy, you just need to envision how much the rice is going to swell when putting in water

>> No.17753457

>liver kebab
looks pretty dead though

>> No.17753562

Stop using sweet baby rays and get a bbq sauce that isnt 75% sugar and corn syrup.

>> No.17753601

More like sweet baby GAYS

Haha get it

Because it's GAY


>> No.17753817

I have a chinese friend whose family owned a restaurant for many years (father retired and was the only one who cooked) and he has always done it by measuring with his finger. He only measured the water tho.

>> No.17753868

Reminds me of those Indian TV shows that's got a million cuts and random zoom ins when something is revealed.

>> No.17753881

>1 red onion
That's gotta be the tiniest yet widest onion in the world if that's meant to be 1 onion.

>> No.17753932

Neat, but did you really have to stick the war propaganda in there?

>> No.17753966

i genuinely believe that if you wouldn't eat this that you are a huge faggot and that you are a bonus faggot if you actually think that that is disgusting in any shape or form

>> No.17754183

Yeah if I'd catch you doing that it wouldnt be nice

>> No.17754191

Tell me how I know this person is asain

>> No.17754198

Those are only 1l steins. With the top third of the glass all foam, we're looking at about 20oz, so 4 of these is about the same as 5 normal pints
Was Germany right to try to rid itself of moneylenders?

>> No.17754207

They are thin slices. I don't buy that being 1 cup of bbq sauce and 1lb chicken though

>> No.17754276

Yes, because the west famously has no people eating out of trashcans

>> No.17754320

>the kid's jacket
He's literally me

>> No.17754336
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>> No.17754338

>fatass sees bigger glass and gets angry when it has a normal serving

>> No.17754374

communism is a western (german) invention

>> No.17754392

What can I do to avoid this? Put some extra flour on the pizza peel?

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>> No.17754412

Retard, the pits are one of the major release sites of pheromones.

>> No.17754426

I'd make him apologise in front of the customers and then fire him right after

>> No.17754430

First of all, where the fuck are raisins, and second, who the fuck eats syrniki with fork and knife?

>> No.17754435

why film this? why see this, make it into a webm,and post it? this could've been two photos, or better yet, nothing.

>> No.17754571

good that she didn't see the dog

>> No.17754590

its blackberry jam or syrup you rube

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>> No.17754781

That's made by a burger, isn't it? From what I've heard, italians are autistic about not mixing in too many ingredients, especially if they overlap (fats, meats, etc).

>> No.17754789
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Is this some sort of pedo bait?

>> No.17754801

The little girl offered her saliva for the man to put in his mouth and then the man got flirty with her? How is this legal content?

>> No.17754823

Humans being affected by pheromones is a myth. Ever sniffed a sweaty armpit? It's not a good smell.

>> No.17754828

I want her to carry my babies around like this
>Captcha 88W44

>> No.17754835

It makes no sense, I don't get why white people thing this is the correct way to handle rice. I don't get it. Just fucking butter it at the end if you want to make rice. A splash of sesame oil at the very end. WHY THE GLUGS OF OIL WHILE IT BOILS

>> No.17754841

This is a good rule of thumb and chinks do it too, but just buy a fucking zojirushi and stop making it a gimmick to cook rice

>> No.17754848

But she's clearly using her index finger.

>> No.17754859

>Black Beauty

>> No.17754883

fo flavah bruh.
Honestly it's not that bad of a problem. I mean, if you're trying to cook them at different temps or something then sure it's harder to control that but otherwise I don't see the problem.
Don't tell me you think that a smoker should be sparkly clean. Commercial smokers aren't much more than some chain link fencing over a bed of charcoal and smokewood. It's just a platform to hold meat in a smokey environment, there's nothing inherently 'unsanitary' about it.

>> No.17754966

This is definitely how HIV was created.

>> No.17755225

I always preferred Joey over Jack

>> No.17755280

God, that's hot.

>> No.17755394

I don't understand, didn't china win the war against poverty? She has to ne some western pig

>> No.17755531

>why do people who do something literally everyday do it better than people who do it maybe once a week
gee fucking golly I wonder

>> No.17755537

C'mon anon, this is a special kind of autism, and there's just no excuse.

>> No.17755592

Mental illnesses doesn't exist in foreign countries, and when they do, it means that the whole population of 1 billion are the same.

>> No.17755626

I know it says more about me, but my shitty $30 rice cooker makes consistently better rice than any rice I can cook on a stovetop

>> No.17755687

rent free

>> No.17755895

im native american and youre not supposed to eat crows, I don't know why, just what we're told

>> No.17755901

That was mad fucking garbage; literally a "fun with Jell-O" tier nonsense

>> No.17755970

It's not a good smell if you havea colony of bacteria living there digesting your sweat and other bodily armpit-related excretions. You need to wash them every so often and air them out every day to get that nice and natural musk.

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>> No.17756023

I just beat 2 ylyl threads on b and gif but this is what gets me

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>> No.17756045

At least, she got some class. Using chopsticks to eat garbage instead of using her hands

>> No.17756051
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now thats supervillian levels of evil right dere

>> No.17756055

this is very cool

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>> No.17756068
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>didn't wash the rice
>didn't cover until the water is completely gone

>> No.17756270

you eat what they eat
don't eat birds like crows that fly around eating garbage
don't eat bears that eat out of the city dump

eat the ones that eat the blueberries and eat fresh salmon.

>> No.17756298

>spring onion
Got damned chinks

>> No.17756325
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I guess thats the kind of stuff you eat to end up looking like this.

>> No.17756326

Probably from the sewer gases to save cost from using LP or propane, not all of us enyoy modern energy infrastructure anon.

>> No.17756613

corn meal

>> No.17756618
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Similar things have happened to me too

>> No.17756907
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>> No.17756940

This is basically Spaghetti Algi Olie with broccoli.

>> No.17756941

It looks like 1, maybe 2, slices with all the rings separated.

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>> No.17757160

you are a nigger

>> No.17757180

Children are legitimately just drunk adults.

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Gotta represent China

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>> No.17757242

>Humans being affected by pheromones is a myth
then why do humans produce pheromones

>> No.17757248

>cuckold gets jewed out of 20% of what he paid for and claps

>> No.17757251

what did he mean by this?

>> No.17757299
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>> No.17757487

those birds were gullible

>> No.17757489

I knew as soon as I saw the indoor sliding glass door in the thumbnail it would be China.

>> No.17757494

This guy is a chad

>> No.17757555

You smell like shit

>> No.17757735

That they lack motor skills?

>> No.17757743

>no sour cream in batter
>this fucking amount of sugar
>dunked in extra flour
>not fried in butter/ghee

>> No.17757748

Or you could just make hot dogs like a normal fucking person.

>> No.17757782

Shes just enjoying her fetish of eating straight out a public bin, just as some who liked anal sex and eating scat.

>> No.17757793

You're actually supposed to wash your hands, put gloves on over them, and wash them again every time you change gloves
>t. mcwagies employee

>> No.17757797

>potion seller i am going into battle and i want your strongest potions

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>> No.17757865

Best thing I've ever seen on four channel

>> No.17757938

I know it's good to let kids do their own thing and clean up their own messes and learn responsibility, but this just feels kinda mean. His hands aren't even big enough to hold the cups, they're setting the kid up for failure.

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>> No.17758048

Does that work? I've never seen anyone cooking rice with no lid.

>> No.17758049
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>> No.17758052

what show?

>> No.17758144

That can't be too healthy
But considering what they eat, whatever

>> No.17758156

Normies are NOT into stuff like armpits and feet, they don't see it as sexual

>> No.17758159

her grip strength must be in the 99th percentile for women.

>> No.17758173

The way to cook rice is not set in stone by asians, you don't own rice
Fuck off

>> No.17758177

Fuck off

>> No.17758181

What's wrong? It's not like they were trying to make sticky rice
It doesn't matter

>> No.17758194

>Nooooo stop cooking your rice like that! You gotta follow my ancient perfected instructions or else it won't be right
Also asians:
>Let's cook with sewage gas just for shits and giggles

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There's a joke in there somewhere

>> No.17758498

Even the most primitive people know how to fucking skin an animal, what the fuck are they doing

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>> No.17758534

But all the nutrients are in the skin!

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>> No.17758545

of course the one smart enough to know the 2:1 ratio in rice would be Brazilian

>> No.17758564

source please

>> No.17758581

no way that apartment remained unburnt by electrical fires for longer than a week

>> No.17758595

>t. Virgin

>> No.17758599

speak for yourself niggy
I am a pit fiend

>> No.17758600

personally prefer 1-1.5 the water, I prefer firmer rice.

>> No.17758608

What's that thing that kills the shrimps? Does it even kill them?

>> No.17758610
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>> No.17758616

what the fuck am I looking at?

I just weight it out, 90g rice 1 measuring cup worth of water (little less than this but not worth measuring it out) and put it in combo cooker (not pressure) then add in 1/2 teaspoon, and whatever other spice you want, I add chilli pepper when I make a chilli filler for instance, then drop in a small amount of olive oil, 5g or less, easily pourable in small amounts so no need to measure passed the learning phase.

I will say stove top rice is just a dick pain to cook right, a multi cooker with a rice mode was SO worth the money.

>> No.17758623

This shit right here is why I hate liberals so god damn much.

Cultural relativism is thinking subhumans like this deserve the same level of respect as actual people

>> No.17758630

Zenra Yui Kyouno

>> No.17758655

>hearty sloppa
>braised unidentified woodland creature
despite appearances, this probably tastes fucking great

>> No.17758659

A fucking octopus died for this

>> No.17758661

that's how he should learn to do one thing after the other instead of taking on too many responsibilities

>> No.17758725

Best white rice I've seen fr

>> No.17758738

Those are 4 peak corn-fed inbred retards right there, I tell ya hwhat

>> No.17758746
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>The last girl won because she took her shoes off

Ladies, shoes off when riding the clam spinner

>> No.17758776

kek was going to post the same thing

>> No.17758802

mozzarella is trash. give me literally ANY other cheese.

>> No.17758809

>ANY other cheese

Wahacker or whatever it's called from Mexico is also trash

>> No.17758820

The only bad thing about this is filming it and putting it online

>> No.17758824

>4 thick pancakes(syrup only on the first one like a fucking moron) 1(one) tiny ass scoop of ice cream
>and steak and eggs(?)
>and a large milkshake
holy jesus fuck. im a fat fuck but it would take me like 12 hours to eat this. and these cunts are going to eat like 2-4 more meals after this.

>> No.17758826

>oil in rice
do americans really?

>> No.17758905

More like shits and bubbles(farts).

>> No.17758920

You have to admit, it’s all better than the chink trash we have in America.

>> No.17758932

>white rice
>1:2 ratio of rice to water
That will be some soggy rice even without a lid on. 1:1.25 is the correct ratio and use a lid.

>> No.17758993

Did you not see the result?

>> No.17759000

It's probably fine if it was shot down somewhere in the countryside. Same as pigeons are delicious but you wouldn't want to eat one that has lived in the city and eaten garbage its whole life.

>> No.17759005

Why are fries do much work bros

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>> No.17759014

fsr this makes me inexplicably frustrated and angry

>> No.17759026

Is falukorv actually good? It looks like lauantaimakkara which is the cheapest, most tasteless garbage sausage you can buy here.

>> No.17759052
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they're similar and it's not very good, no
best thing you can do with it is korv stroganoff, which is quick and not half bad

>> No.17759073

That does indeed look pretty good for being made from such cheap ingredients.

>> No.17759080

That's my wife

>> No.17759097

Highly based. You are correct anon. This is the only ratio that should be used.

>> No.17759111

Why not mix before putting in the bell peppers?

>> No.17759138

I get the same feelings from that webm as I would someone cooking up a pig whole. Yeah they're primates so what?

Roast up a human and you may have a point.

>> No.17759193

Saves bowls

>> No.17759313

Handjob skill so good she rips ya dick off

>> No.17759317

huh? motherfucker is cooking outside, also he is massaging the paprika in. It's grosser that he's just touching the condiments though I don't think liver is known for carrying contaminants.

>> No.17759329

This is some 'could vs should' bullshit.

>> No.17759395

I hope one day our civilization collapse and you die of hunger

>> No.17759522

>all the shit scattered over the range because he sucks at flipping with the pan

>> No.17759571

I'm sure it's just nordic autism, but it's the way he seems to be almost bragging about having produced a wet bowl of boiled vegetables.

>> No.17759757

du är bara avis på mina vuxenpoäng, pysen

>> No.17759798

the knuckle trick is literally what every Asian mother does

>> No.17759853

i'd fuck this woman. i'd fuck her. fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

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>> No.17759891

I tried it, it does work. Best rice I ever made. I did use butter tho.

>> No.17759904

>garbage bag holding the soup
what the fuck?

>> No.17759906

The problem is that the meat on the bottom starts to steam the meat on top of it. Then the meat on top starts to get soggy skin/bark. Then the meat on bottom starts to get soggy in return. It's just an amateur move is all.

>> No.17760041

Apparently I have angered the snow people.

>> No.17760058

Still German

>> No.17760064

I got motion sickness just by watching this. Kill the director and the editor.

>> No.17760076

That's actually a german show

>> No.17760112

Evolutionary leftover, like the appendix.

>> No.17760130

Stunning and brave

>> No.17760134

That's very stupid

>> No.17760149

Nah, there are a few places in Italy that go a bit crazy with food porn and over the top dishes like this. It's something one could eat once in a while as a guilty pleasure or novelty. But personally it's not something I could bear to try more than once.

>> No.17760166

Just by sight alone I can tell you that it in fact does not.

>> No.17760183

Looks like the shit my mom used to cook up which tasted dreadful most of the time

>> No.17760198

People who eat octopi should have their teeth kicked in

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>> No.17760221

that's the wild child from Mad Max? or one of those halfling children listening to Bilbo's story about the dagon? wtf are they creating these lookalikes? this movie worth the watch?

>> No.17760248

it's cornmeal, you can easily shake it off from a cooked slice. you can also use a greased spatula or whatever to dual-wield handle it.
you'll catch me with a couple of wooden spoons quite often in my kitchen juggling whatever i can.

>> No.17760252

Saves him from having to wash the dishes

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>> No.17761831

>that shitload of salt he throws in
dude's gunna die

>> No.17761832

The nigger ruins the entire webm

>> No.17761858

these lads deserve medals. and hookers and blow.

>> No.17761865

that is disgusting - did her parents not teach her to chew with her mouth open?

>> No.17761878

It's the fact that they just throw the fucking things on the fire. No one gives a shit about them eating some monkey meat.

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Translate file name.
>Diversity mieten
>Diversity Hire

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>> No.17761889

This webm is like watching a timelapse of my life.

>> No.17761897

I don't think I hate a style of editing more then that quick cut slow mo sped up twisting camera janky ass bull shit.

>> No.17761904

lmao are you literally so retarded you don't see the value in removing the fur? Generally hair is unpleasant to eat you fucking groid.

>> No.17761910

knew it was shit as soon as I saw the olive oil go in the water

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Got Banned Again...

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Hey guys, what's the fastest way to unfreeze a pound of ground beef? I want to make smash burgers.
sorry for pic i just want your attention

>> No.17761959

perfect cut

>> No.17761961

Cram it

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>> No.17761966

what does that mean? i dont want ot use the microwave becvause i saw videos and it looked inconsistent

>> No.17761968

running cold water. just place the mince in a bowl of water and have a slow stream from the faucet over it.

>> No.17761974

for how long do you think? its a 1 pound package. do i just leave the sink on for long time?

>> No.17761985

half a kg should be under an hour. slow stream, no need to waste water.

>> No.17762269

Ah delicious pug pug the speciality of the phillipines

>> No.17762294

Simple as.

>> No.17762301

Doesn't this turn brown because it's ignoring the protein? Like yeah they get a bit stuck at the bottom of the pan. But they're not filtered out. When you clarity butter you scoop off the foamy bits. this doesn't do anything of the sorts.

>> No.17762308

Molestation victim.

>> No.17762325

microwave defrost.

>> No.17762329

They're sacred in a lot of Native American traditions, along with ravens.

>> No.17762344

never worked for me, always a cooked outer layer.

>> No.17762364

hey it worked, i didnt use a stream tho i just changed out the water 3 times. only 2 hours not bad.

>> No.17762369

well, a stream obviously speeds it up by doing the water change constantly. tho fuck if i know how efficient it is since the colder water sinks.

>> No.17762389

helps to stop, mix, start, and repeat.

>> No.17762437

all of the stuff in that video feels like pointless flex appliances rather than something useful, except for the rice cooker, the rolling cart, the daewoo, and the vacuum sealer

>> No.17762465

>pointless flex appliances
are you still somehow new to the chinksect mindset? bruh. their "soft" propaganda is all about that shit.
not that im saying they should advertise their gutter oil industry, but with chinksects you either get this perfect looking idealized bullshit or some fucking liveleak video - never just your average dong wang doing shit like a real human bean.

>> No.17762566

I prefer rice that is not sticky at all. Like each individual granule is apart... any anons know how to achieve this seemingly impossible feat? I do have extra long grain basmati

>> No.17762726

What did the evil white man do this time?

>> No.17762803

They're probably the smartest birds out there and if you feed them they might save your life.

>> No.17762878

he fucking retched putting it in his mouth what the fuck

>> No.17762894

If you don't wash it, it's going to be a sticky rice

>> No.17762971

>Rolls over the table
Fucking american tradition. Why do all american parties include jumping on plastic chairs, beer pong or beer schlong of some sort and fucking rolling over tables.
Fuck you!! fuck!!

>> No.17763446

>beer is half foam
>top was touching the bottom of another that was on a dirty table
>probably like $18 at some beergarden tourist trap


>> No.17763546

love crunchy burned rice

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>> No.17763675

Water ratios depend on the rice cultivar, but I found that 1:2 works best for me.

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