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>> No.17749652

>>17749631
What kind of god awful video editing is this, holy shit

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>>17749638
Fuckin bugs I swear

>> No.17749707
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>> No.17749710

>>17749675
what was the point of the drinking glasses? he didnt even use them

>> No.17749711

Bom aptis

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=66LYANF2ut8&t=289s

>> No.17749718
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>> No.17749723

>>17749631
italian food is disgusting

>> No.17749740

>>17749631
This was painful to watch.
The editor should be hogtied and thrown into a sewer.

>> No.17749747
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>>17749710

>> No.17749759

>>17749711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-wqRRNNJG8

>> No.17749781

>>17749701
is this how you activate an almond?

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>> No.17749823

>>17749790
Fucking legends

>> No.17750098

>>17749718
>cheese and barbeque sauce
These don't feel right together for some reason. Anyone else feel the same way? with tomato sauce, the cheese works nicely with the acidity, but barbeque sauce is too sugary.

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>> No.17750226

>>17749631
This was exhausting to watch

>> No.17750243

>>17749740
My nose is clogged from nasal surgery recover so this made spit my drink out in laughter.

>> No.17750251

>>17749631
is ja/ck/ posting allowed?

>> No.17750261

>>17749631
People wearing gloves outside of handling spice or pigment automatically gross me out. Why can't you just wash your hands?

>> No.17750267

>>17750098
All BBQ isn't too sweet. I also think the onions should've been on top so they would've cooked more and I think bacon would help. I remember one time I just dumped a pack of pulled BBQ beef on some pizza dough and topped it with cheese and called it a day. It was alright. I wanted to use pork but I was a kid at the time and my mom's Jewish.

>> No.17750289

>>17749710
2:1 ratio visualised.
>>17749747
This is probably the worst I've seen.

>> No.17750320

>>17750215
This looks like something from a 1950s American cookbook

>> No.17750324
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>>17750251

>> No.17750330

>>17749652
Needs Eye of the Tiger playing to make it complete.

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>> No.17750397

>>17750215
I like green asparagus (though best when fried in butter instead of boiled), I like shrimps, I like octopus, and I quite like watermelon, but I can't for the life of me see how those things are supposed to blend together like that. That whole thing is just weird.

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>>17750398
Wait - this seems unironically
awesome, though

>> No.17750495

>>17750477
Fried veg with pasta. Why even make this video? What else does he demonstrate? Boiling peas and carrots? Putting sardines on toast?

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>>17750495

>> No.17750534

>>17750251
In moderation, or else the jannies will pounce

>> No.17750556

>>17749638
Jesus, makes you feel bad for the poor woman.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Akm80WflE

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>> No.17750788

>>17750387
someone explain the increase in armpit porn in the last decade

>> No.17750797
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>> No.17750806

>>17750689
A bird that is edible, what a surprise

>> No.17750807
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>>17750788
???

>> No.17750819

>>17750398
>>17750482
The cheese to breading ratio is too thick. Cheeto breadcrumbs are for-show a gimmick as they don't retain flavor after frying.

>> No.17750882

>>17750378
pls gib 2 mins back

>> No.17750914

>>17750580
Why is there a flame coming out of the toilet?

>> No.17750958

>>17750689
Does he not have a properly sized pot? Filling it to the brim like that is just so fucking stupid.

>> No.17750994

>>17750324
>Meat stacked on top of other meat while smoking.
Holy God! Why?

>> No.17751005

>>17750914
He's probably using it like a grill.
https://youtu.be/W4WrQP_OEkk

>> No.17751120

>>17750324
Black dudes will not tell you how dry their food is but that shit is like the desert.

>> No.17751162

>>17750602
Not only is this a strawman but if you can only feel good by bashing the younger generation than I do not envy you.

>> No.17751180

>>17751005
That part I understand. There's a flame, it produces heat, you can use it for cooking, easy. But I don't understand why there's a flame coming out of the toilet in the first place.

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>> No.17751494

>>17750477
Embarrassing.

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>>17751518
There's a part 2 but I don't have it saved.

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>> No.17751576

>>17750324
Why are the grills so fucking grimy and dirty?

>> No.17751592

>>17750404
uma delicia

>> No.17751946

>>17750381
I knew it was a woman the moment I saw how badly she cut the garlic

>> No.17752174

>>17750482
Gross, don't post hideous trannies here please, you're making me lose my appetite.
>>>/tttt/

>> No.17752349

>>17750098
>but barbeque sauce is too sugary.
depends on country and brand.
bbq sauce and cheese is great imo.

>> No.17752406

>>17750788
it's one of those things that no-one actually thinks is sexual unless they're way too online and overexposed to normal sexual things

>> No.17752420

>>17752406
The Joy of Sex mentions armpit kissing in one of the first few pages.

>> No.17752431

>>17749631
Why are they filming a food video with a drone

>> No.17752450

>>17751576
>he doesnt season his grill

>> No.17752700

>>17751180
Maybe it's out of order and he's lit some coals in there.

>> No.17753094

>>17751180
It's china, the sewer is probably all kinds of fucked and is leaking gas through his pipes, so he decides to save some money and use it for cooking.

>> No.17753116

>>17750215
literally why? what a fucking douchebag

>> No.17753124
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>>17750797
"Apologise to the server while I make this big fucking mess for her to clean up later."

>> No.17753126
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>>17750689
I like the Scott Rea video better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jen1thTH7f4

>> No.17753139

>>17753124
thats fucking disgusting

>> No.17753167

>>17753139
Survival of the fittest

>> No.17753206

>>17749633
Cool!

>> No.17753220

>>17749633
damn, that's a strong wench

>> No.17753227

>>17749663
>Oil in water
Dropped

>> No.17753299

>>17749663
fkn hate basmatirice. Always mushy af, no matter if you make it at home or eat outside.
Parboiled masterrace

>> No.17753301

>>17750267
Typical jewery

>> No.17753391

>>17749747
Why do westerners do this?
Asians can make perfect rice just by eyeballing it.

>> No.17753402

>>17750398
I hate this millennial influencer shit type of video where they throw/drop everything.
Put the ingredients down gently.

>> No.17753439

>>17753402
they wont because its brainless idiots who cant hold attention so they HAVE. TO. MAKE. IT. DRAMATIC! so theyll watch it.
i honestly love it when people cook really slow and gentle like watching my nana make stew or w/e

>> No.17753452

>>17753391
eyeballing is easy, you just need to envision how much the rice is going to swell when putting in water

>> No.17753457

>>17749631
>liver kebab
looks pretty dead though

>> No.17753562

>>17750098
Stop using sweet baby rays and get a bbq sauce that isnt 75% sugar and corn syrup.

>> No.17753601

>>17753562
More like sweet baby GAYS

Haha get it


Because it's GAY


Haha

>> No.17753817

>>17753391
>>17749747
I have a chinese friend whose family owned a restaurant for many years (father retired and was the only one who cooked) and he has always done it by measuring with his finger. He only measured the water tho.

>> No.17753868

>>17749631
Reminds me of those Indian TV shows that's got a million cuts and random zoom ins when something is revealed.

>> No.17753881

>>17749718
>1 red onion
That's gotta be the tiniest yet widest onion in the world if that's meant to be 1 onion.

>> No.17753932

>>17750513
Neat, but did you really have to stick the war propaganda in there?

>> No.17753966

>>17750387
i genuinely believe that if you wouldn't eat this that you are a huge faggot and that you are a bonus faggot if you actually think that that is disgusting in any shape or form

>> No.17754183

>>17749790
Yeah if I'd catch you doing that it wouldnt be nice

>> No.17754191

>>17750381
Tell me how I know this person is asain

>> No.17754198

>>17749633
Those are only 1l steins. With the top third of the glass all foam, we're looking at about 20oz, so 4 of these is about the same as 5 normal pints
Was Germany right to try to rid itself of moneylenders?

>> No.17754207

>>17753881
They are thin slices. I don't buy that being 1 cup of bbq sauce and 1lb chicken though

>> No.17754276

>>17749706
Yes, because the west famously has no people eating out of trashcans

>> No.17754320

>>17750621
>the kid's jacket
He's literally me

>> No.17754336
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>> No.17754338

>>17754198
>fatass sees bigger glass and gets angry when it has a normal serving

>> No.17754374

>>17749706
communism is a western (german) invention

>> No.17754392

>>17750586
What can I do to avoid this? Put some extra flour on the pizza peel?

>> No.17754401

>>17754191
gloves

>> No.17754412

>>17752406
Retard, the pits are one of the major release sites of pheromones.

>> No.17754426

>>17750797
I'd make him apologise in front of the customers and then fire him right after

>> No.17754430

>>17749707
First of all, where the fuck are raisins, and second, who the fuck eats syrniki with fork and knife?

>> No.17754435

>>17750324
why film this? why see this, make it into a webm,and post it? this could've been two photos, or better yet, nothing.

>> No.17754571

>>17749638
good that she didn't see the dog

>> No.17754590

>>17754430
its blackberry jam or syrup you rube

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>> No.17754781

>>17751514
That's made by a burger, isn't it? From what I've heard, italians are autistic about not mixing in too many ingredients, especially if they overlap (fats, meats, etc).

>> No.17754789
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>>17750378
Is this some sort of pedo bait?

>> No.17754801

>>17750378
The little girl offered her saliva for the man to put in his mouth and then the man got flirty with her? How is this legal content?

>> No.17754823

>>17754412
Humans being affected by pheromones is a myth. Ever sniffed a sweaty armpit? It's not a good smell.

>> No.17754828

>>17753220
I want her to carry my babies around like this
>Captcha 88W44

>> No.17754835

>>17753227
It makes no sense, I don't get why white people thing this is the correct way to handle rice. I don't get it. Just fucking butter it at the end if you want to make rice. A splash of sesame oil at the very end. WHY THE GLUGS OF OIL WHILE IT BOILS

>> No.17754841

>>17749747
This is a good rule of thumb and chinks do it too, but just buy a fucking zojirushi and stop making it a gimmick to cook rice

>> No.17754848

>>17754841
But she's clearly using her index finger.

>> No.17754859

>>17753124
>Black Beauty

>> No.17754883

>>17750994
fo flavah bruh.
Honestly it's not that bad of a problem. I mean, if you're trying to cook them at different temps or something then sure it's harder to control that but otherwise I don't see the problem.
>>17751576
Don't tell me you think that a smoker should be sparkly clean. Commercial smokers aren't much more than some chain link fencing over a bed of charcoal and smokewood. It's just a platform to hold meat in a smokey environment, there's nothing inherently 'unsanitary' about it.

>> No.17754966

>>17750404
This is definitely how HIV was created.

>> No.17755225

>>17754770
I always preferred Joey over Jack

>> No.17755280

>>17749633
God, that's hot.

>> No.17755394

>>17749638
I don't understand, didn't china win the war against poverty? She has to ne some western pig

>> No.17755531

>>17753391
>why do people who do something literally everyday do it better than people who do it maybe once a week
gee fucking golly I wonder

>> No.17755537

>>17751162
C'mon anon, this is a special kind of autism, and there's just no excuse.

>> No.17755592

>>17755394
>>17749706
Mental illnesses doesn't exist in foreign countries, and when they do, it means that the whole population of 1 billion are the same.

>> No.17755626

>>17754841
I know it says more about me, but my shitty $30 rice cooker makes consistently better rice than any rice I can cook on a stovetop

>> No.17755687

>>17754835
rent free

>> No.17755895

>>17750689
im native american and youre not supposed to eat crows, I don't know why, just what we're told

>> No.17755901

>>17750215
That was mad fucking garbage; literally a "fun with Jell-O" tier nonsense

>> No.17755970

>>17754823
It's not a good smell if you havea colony of bacteria living there digesting your sweat and other bodily armpit-related excretions. You need to wash them every so often and air them out every day to get that nice and natural musk.

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>>17754183

>> No.17756023

>>17753601
I just beat 2 ylyl threads on b and gif but this is what gets me

>> No.17756024

>>17749790
Nice

>> No.17756045

>>17749638
At least, she got some class. Using chopsticks to eat garbage instead of using her hands

>> No.17756051
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>>17749790
now thats supervillian levels of evil right dere

>> No.17756055

>>17751529
this is very cool

>> No.17756057

>>17750381
terrible

>> No.17756068
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>didn't wash the rice
>didn't cover until the water is completely gone

>> No.17756270

>>17755895
you eat what they eat
don't eat birds like crows that fly around eating garbage
don't eat bears that eat out of the city dump

eat the ones that eat the blueberries and eat fresh salmon.

>> No.17756298

>>17750381
>spring onion
>soysause
Got damned chinks

>> No.17756325
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>>17750421
I guess thats the kind of stuff you eat to end up looking like this.

>> No.17756326

>>17750914
Probably from the sewer gases to save cost from using LP or propane, not all of us enyoy modern energy infrastructure anon.

>> No.17756613

>>17754392
corn meal

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>>17750591
Similar things have happened to me too

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>> No.17756940

>>17750477
This is basically Spaghetti Algi Olie with broccoli.

>> No.17756941

>>17754207
It looks like 1, maybe 2, slices with all the rings separated.

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>> No.17757160

>>17753167
you are a nigger

>> No.17757180

>>17756907
Children are legitimately just drunk adults.

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Gotta represent China

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>> No.17757242

>>17754823
>Humans being affected by pheromones is a myth
then why do humans produce pheromones

>> No.17757248

>>17754338
>cuckold gets jewed out of 20% of what he paid for and claps

>> No.17757251

>>17757180
what did he mean by this?

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>> No.17757487

>>17749790
those birds were gullible

>> No.17757489

>>17757460
I knew as soon as I saw the indoor sliding glass door in the thumbnail it would be China.

>> No.17757494

>>17757227
This guy is a chad

>> No.17757555

>>17755970
You smell like shit

>> No.17757735

>>17757251
That they lack motor skills?

>> No.17757743

>>17749707
>no sour cream in batter
>this fucking amount of sugar
>dunked in extra flour
>not fried in butter/ghee
discarded

>> No.17757748

>>17753126
Or you could just make hot dogs like a normal fucking person.

>> No.17757782

>>17749638
Shes just enjoying her fetish of eating straight out a public bin, just as some who liked anal sex and eating scat.

>> No.17757793

>>17750261
You're actually supposed to wash your hands, put gloves on over them, and wash them again every time you change gloves
>t. mcwagies employee

>> No.17757797

>>17756325
>potion seller i am going into battle and i want your strongest potions

>> No.17757805
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>>17757180
facts

>> No.17757865

>>17749790
Best thing I've ever seen on four channel

>> No.17757938

>>17757805
I know it's good to let kids do their own thing and clean up their own messes and learn responsibility, but this just feels kinda mean. His hands aren't even big enough to hold the cups, they're setting the kid up for failure.

>> No.17758045
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>> No.17758048

>>17749663
Does that work? I've never seen anyone cooking rice with no lid.

>> No.17758049
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>> No.17758052

>>17750797
what show?

>> No.17758144

>>17756326
That can't be too healthy
But considering what they eat, whatever

>> No.17758156

>>17755970
Normies are NOT into stuff like armpits and feet, they don't see it as sexual

>> No.17758159

>>17749633
her grip strength must be in the 99th percentile for women.

>> No.17758173

>>17754835
The way to cook rice is not set in stone by asians, you don't own rice
Fuck off

>> No.17758177

>>17753391
Fuck off

>> No.17758181

>>17756068
What's wrong? It's not like they were trying to make sticky rice
It doesn't matter

>> No.17758194

Asians:
>Nooooo stop cooking your rice like that! You gotta follow my ancient perfected instructions or else it won't be right
Also asians:
>Let's cook with sewage gas just for shits and giggles

>> No.17758475
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>>17758052
https://youtu.be/QsyzkkI_g14?t=9

>> No.17758490
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>>17753391
>asians
>eyeballing
There's a joke in there somewhere

>> No.17758498

>>17750404
Even the most primitive people know how to fucking skin an animal, what the fuck are they doing

>> No.17758506

>>17758475
thanks!

>> No.17758534

>>17758498
But all the nutrients are in the skin!

>> No.17758540
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>> No.17758545

>>17749675
of course the one smart enough to know the 2:1 ratio in rice would be Brazilian

>> No.17758564

>>17750387
>>17750807
source please

>> No.17758581

>>17757460
no way that apartment remained unburnt by electrical fires for longer than a week

>> No.17758595

>>17754823
>t. Virgin

>> No.17758599

>>17754823
speak for yourself niggy
I am a pit fiend

>> No.17758600

>>17749675
personally prefer 1-1.5 the water, I prefer firmer rice.

>> No.17758608

>>17757460
What's that thing that kills the shrimps? Does it even kill them?

>> No.17758610
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>> No.17758616

>>17758490
what the fuck am I looking at?

>>17755531
I just weight it out, 90g rice 1 measuring cup worth of water (little less than this but not worth measuring it out) and put it in combo cooker (not pressure) then add in 1/2 teaspoon, and whatever other spice you want, I add chilli pepper when I make a chilli filler for instance, then drop in a small amount of olive oil, 5g or less, easily pourable in small amounts so no need to measure passed the learning phase.

I will say stove top rice is just a dick pain to cook right, a multi cooker with a rice mode was SO worth the money.

>> No.17758623

>>17750404
This shit right here is why I hate liberals so god damn much.

Cultural relativism is thinking subhumans like this deserve the same level of respect as actual people

>> No.17758630

>>17758564
Zenra Yui Kyouno

>> No.17758655

>>17758490
>hearty sloppa
>braised unidentified woodland creature
despite appearances, this probably tastes fucking great

>> No.17758659

>>17750215
A fucking octopus died for this

>> No.17758661

>>17757938
that's how he should learn to do one thing after the other instead of taking on too many responsibilities

>> No.17758725

>>17749663
>>17749675
Best white rice I've seen fr

>> No.17758738

>>17756325
Those are 4 peak corn-fed inbred retards right there, I tell ya hwhat

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>>17757000
>The last girl won because she took her shoes off

Ladies, shoes off when riding the clam spinner

>> No.17758776

>>17758659
kek was going to post the same thing

>> No.17758802

>>17750398
mozzarella is trash. give me literally ANY other cheese.

>> No.17758809

>>17758802
>ANY other cheese

Wahacker or whatever it's called from Mexico is also trash

>> No.17758820

>>17757938
The only bad thing about this is filming it and putting it online

>> No.17758824

>>17750572
>4 thick pancakes(syrup only on the first one like a fucking moron) 1(one) tiny ass scoop of ice cream
>and steak and eggs(?)
>and a large milkshake
holy jesus fuck. im a fat fuck but it would take me like 12 hours to eat this. and these cunts are going to eat like 2-4 more meals after this.

>> No.17758826

>>17749663
>oil in rice
do americans really?

>> No.17758905

>>17758194
More like shits and bubbles(farts).

>> No.17758920

>>17757460
You have to admit, it’s all better than the chink trash we have in America.

>> No.17758932

>>17749663
>white rice
>1:2 ratio of rice to water
That will be some soggy rice even without a lid on. 1:1.25 is the correct ratio and use a lid.

>> No.17758993

>>17758932
>soggy
Did you not see the result?

>> No.17759000

>>17755895
It's probably fine if it was shot down somewhere in the countryside. Same as pigeons are delicious but you wouldn't want to eat one that has lived in the city and eaten garbage its whole life.

>> No.17759005

>>17754336
Why are fries do much work bros

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>> No.17759014

>>17759006
fsr this makes me inexplicably frustrated and angry

>> No.17759026

>>17759006
Is falukorv actually good? It looks like lauantaimakkara which is the cheapest, most tasteless garbage sausage you can buy here.

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>>17759026
they're similar and it's not very good, no
best thing you can do with it is korv stroganoff, which is quick and not half bad
https://foodandjourneys.net/korv-stroganoff-swedish-sausage-stroganoff/

>> No.17759073

>>17759052
That does indeed look pretty good for being made from such cheap ingredients.

>> No.17759080

>>17750482
That's my wife

>> No.17759097

>>17758600
Highly based. You are correct anon. This is the only ratio that should be used.

>> No.17759111

>>17749800
Why not mix before putting in the bell peppers?

>> No.17759138

>>17758623
I get the same feelings from that webm as I would someone cooking up a pig whole. Yeah they're primates so what?

Roast up a human and you may have a point.

>> No.17759193

>>17759111
Saves bowls

>> No.17759313

>>17749633
Handjob skill so good she rips ya dick off

>> No.17759317

>>17750261
huh? motherfucker is cooking outside, also he is massaging the paprika in. It's grosser that he's just touching the condiments though I don't think liver is known for carrying contaminants.

>> No.17759329

>>17750215
This is some 'could vs should' bullshit.

>> No.17759395

>>17749706
I hope one day our civilization collapse and you die of hunger

>> No.17759522

>>17750477
>all the shit scattered over the range because he sucks at flipping with the pan
Kek

>> No.17759571

>>17759014
I'm sure it's just nordic autism, but it's the way he seems to be almost bragging about having produced a wet bowl of boiled vegetables.

>> No.17759757

>>17759571
du är bara avis på mina vuxenpoäng, pysen

>> No.17759798

>>17753391
the knuckle trick is literally what every Asian mother does

>> No.17759853

>>17749633
i'd fuck this woman. i'd fuck her. fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

>> No.17759890

>>17759571
pysen...

>> No.17759891

>>17749663
>>17758048
I tried it, it does work. Best rice I ever made. I did use butter tho.

>> No.17759904

>>17757227
>garbage bag holding the soup
what the fuck?

>> No.17759906

>>17754883
The problem is that the meat on the bottom starts to steam the meat on top of it. Then the meat on top starts to get soggy skin/bark. Then the meat on bottom starts to get soggy in return. It's just an amateur move is all.

>> No.17760041

>>17759757
>>17759890
Apparently I have angered the snow people.

>> No.17760058

>>17758049
>>17758046
>>17758045
Still German

>> No.17760064

>>17749631
I got motion sickness just by watching this. Kill the director and the editor.

>> No.17760076

>>17758045
>>17758046
That's actually a german show

>> No.17760112

>>17757242
Evolutionary leftover, like the appendix.

>> No.17760130

>>17758540
Stunning and brave

>> No.17760134

>>17751538
That's very stupid

>> No.17760149

>>17754781
Nah, there are a few places in Italy that go a bit crazy with food porn and over the top dishes like this. It's something one could eat once in a while as a guilty pleasure or novelty. But personally it's not something I could bear to try more than once.

>> No.17760166

>>17758655
Just by sight alone I can tell you that it in fact does not.

>> No.17760183

>>17758655
Looks like the shit my mom used to cook up which tasted dreadful most of the time

>> No.17760198

>>17750215
People who eat octopi should have their teeth kicked in

>> No.17760200

>>17751545
Gross.

>> No.17760221

>>17750378
that's the wild child from Mad Max? or one of those halfling children listening to Bilbo's story about the dagon? wtf are they creating these lookalikes? this movie worth the watch?

>> No.17760248

>>17754392
it's cornmeal, you can easily shake it off from a cooked slice. you can also use a greased spatula or whatever to dual-wield handle it.
you'll catch me with a couple of wooden spoons quite often in my kitchen juggling whatever i can.

>> No.17760252

>>17759904
Saves him from having to wash the dishes

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>>17757487

>> No.17761831

>>17750477
>that shitload of salt he throws in
dude's gunna die

>> No.17761832

>>17749633
The nigger ruins the entire webm

>> No.17761858

>>17749790
these lads deserve medals. and hookers and blow.

>> No.17761865

>>17757240
that is disgusting - did her parents not teach her to chew with her mouth open?

>> No.17761878

>>17759138
It's the fact that they just throw the fucking things on the fire. No one gives a shit about them eating some monkey meat.

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>>17761832
Translate file name.
>Diversity mieten
>Diversity Hire

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>> No.17761889

>>17757805
This webm is like watching a timelapse of my life.

>> No.17761897

>>17749631
I don't think I hate a style of editing more then that quick cut slow mo sped up twisting camera janky ass bull shit.

>> No.17761904

>>17759138
lmao are you literally so retarded you don't see the value in removing the fur? Generally hair is unpleasant to eat you fucking groid.

>> No.17761910

>>17750381
knew it was shit as soon as I saw the olive oil go in the water

>> No.17761937

>>17753124
Niggers

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Got Banned Again...

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Hey guys, what's the fastest way to unfreeze a pound of ground beef? I want to make smash burgers.
sorry for pic i just want your attention

>> No.17761959

>>17761883
perfect cut

>> No.17761961

>>17761956
Cram it

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>> No.17761966

>>17761961
what does that mean? i dont want ot use the microwave becvause i saw videos and it looked inconsistent

>> No.17761968

>>17761956
running cold water. just place the mince in a bowl of water and have a slow stream from the faucet over it.

>> No.17761974

>>17761968
for how long do you think? its a 1 pound package. do i just leave the sink on for long time?

>> No.17761985

>>17761974
half a kg should be under an hour. slow stream, no need to waste water.

>> No.17762269

>>17749638
Ah delicious pug pug the speciality of the phillipines

>> No.17762294

>>17761962
Simple as.

>> No.17762301

>>17761799
Doesn't this turn brown because it's ignoring the protein? Like yeah they get a bit stuck at the bottom of the pan. But they're not filtered out. When you clarity butter you scoop off the foamy bits. this doesn't do anything of the sorts.

>> No.17762308

>>17760166
Virgin.
>>17760183
Molestation victim.

>> No.17762325

>>17761956
microwave defrost.

>> No.17762329

>>17755895
They're sacred in a lot of Native American traditions, along with ravens.

>> No.17762344

>>17762325
never worked for me, always a cooked outer layer.

>> No.17762364

>>17761968
>>17761985
hey it worked, i didnt use a stream tho i just changed out the water 3 times. only 2 hours not bad.

>> No.17762369

>>17762364
well, a stream obviously speeds it up by doing the water change constantly. tho fuck if i know how efficient it is since the colder water sinks.

>> No.17762389

>>17762344
helps to stop, mix, start, and repeat.

>> No.17762437

>>17757460
all of the stuff in that video feels like pointless flex appliances rather than something useful, except for the rice cooker, the rolling cart, the daewoo, and the vacuum sealer

>> No.17762465

>>17762437
>pointless flex appliances
are you still somehow new to the chinksect mindset? bruh. their "soft" propaganda is all about that shit.
not that im saying they should advertise their gutter oil industry, but with chinksects you either get this perfect looking idealized bullshit or some fucking liveleak video - never just your average dong wang doing shit like a real human bean.

>> No.17762566

>>17749675
I prefer rice that is not sticky at all. Like each individual granule is apart... any anons know how to achieve this seemingly impossible feat? I do have extra long grain basmati

>> No.17762726

>>17750797
What did the evil white man do this time?

>> No.17762803

>>17762329
They're probably the smartest birds out there and if you feed them they might save your life.

>> No.17762878

>>17759006
he fucking retched putting it in his mouth what the fuck

>> No.17762894

>>17758181
If you don't wash it, it's going to be a sticky rice

>> No.17762971

>>17761938
>Rolls over the table
Fucking american tradition. Why do all american parties include jumping on plastic chairs, beer pong or beer schlong of some sort and fucking rolling over tables.
Fuck you!! fuck!!

>> No.17763446

>>17749633
>beer is half foam
>top was touching the bottom of another that was on a dirty table
>probably like $18 at some beergarden tourist trap

thanks

>> No.17763546

>>17758932
love crunchy burned rice

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>>17763546
ditto

>> No.17763675

>>17758932
>>17759097
Water ratios depend on the rice cultivar, but I found that 1:2 works best for me.

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