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>eating lots of red kidney beans lately
>earth-shattering, room-clearing farts
How do I enhance this?
There's yet more of my will I wish to exert over the populace.

>> No.17749453

>>17749441
MORE BEANS

>> No.17749496

>>17749441
Mix a bunch of different beans together. Seems like if you eat one kind often enough your body will adapt and eventually you'll stop farting so much. But if you switch to a different kind of bean it starts up again. Also green vegetables/eggs/fish.

>> No.17749498

>>17749441
the silica packet aren't actually poisonous, they're labeled as 'do not eat' because they're a choking hazard.
Asparagus and radishes give me gas, OP

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17749789

>>17749441
>Onions
>Cabbage
>Falafel
>Dairy(at least for me)
Go nuts, dude.

>> No.17749796

>>17749441
Heavy cream

>> No.17749826

It's not just about what you eat, it's your diet as well. I find that a 40 minute jog every day helps your bowels to deliver earth-shattering braps, since you're clearing out blockages with rigorous exercise and helping things move along in the lower intestines.

>> No.17749865

>>17749441
You need to drink some protein shakes. Protein farts are a chemical weapon and your booty blasts will be considered a war crime if you mix them with your bean gas.