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ITT: We talk about the exquisite European cuisine.

>> No.17748173

Love me some peanut butter and banana sandwiches. But how is that european?

>> No.17748178

>>17748171
>6-8 of these can get you though a day

i'm literally dry heaving here

>> No.17748189

>>17748173
It isn't. yuros struggle to be relevant.

>> No.17748217

>>17748171
Europeans hate peanut butter.

>> No.17748278

>>17748178
I think they mean 6-8 slices of banana, like in the photo.

>> No.17748290

>>17748171
I do this but as a sandwich. Its good to be cultured :^)

>> No.17748557
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>>17748171
For Dutch culinary disappointment, look no further than the tosti. Basically it's a grilled cheese sandwich, but with minimal effort and ingredient costs because the Dutch are extremely frugal and consider preparing elaborate meals a waste of time that could have better been spent doing something productive, like lecturing people on the internet about cycling infrastructure. Most people use a single slice of cheese, no butter, and undercook them. To compensate for the extreme dryness, they slather it in mayo, or worse, the attroticy known as joppiesaus. Pic related is the saddest example I could find but it doesn't do justice to how shockingly bad the average Dutch tosti really is.

>> No.17748560

>>17748557
Yummy

>> No.17748562

>>17748557
>they slather it in mayo, or worse, the attroticy known as joppiesaus.
never seen that but I believe it

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>>17748171
I put honey on my peanut butter and banana sandwiches

>> No.17748594

>>17748566
it looks like someone cummed on your sandwich

>> No.17748610
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>>17748594
Your sperm isn't white?

>> No.17748637

>>17748610
sperm can be yellowish sometimes

>> No.17748669
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>>17748557
I mean, at least it's warmed.
Matpakke is far more grim.

>> No.17748672

>>17748669
The cheese is melted

>> No.17748685
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>>17748171
That's not European-
The PB & Banana is a Memphis classic.

>> No.17748801

>>17748637
Yes but it really shouldn't be. Get your dick examined dirty fuck.

>>17748171
>6-8 of those with just peanut butter can get you through an office day
this is why average european men are frail and skinny femboys

>> No.17749023

>>17748171
What even.....just....why......I can't.....what

>> No.17749509

>>17748669
Why do the Dutch put paper in their sandwiches? Truly a weird and wondrous people.

>> No.17749616

>>17749509
It's not a sandwich. That is four individual slices of bread with four separate toppings and they're not allowed to touch.

>> No.17749647

>>17748637
Sperm is only yellowish if your pee is mixing with your cum, please drink more water and take a piss once in a while.

>> No.17749657
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17749657

In Sweden we boil macaroni in milk until reduced to a paste and serve with ketchup. It is almost universally beloved.
I usually defend swedish cuisine when you niggers try to shit on it, but this is inexcusable. It certainly is edible but there is no reason to actually make it.

>>17748669
Liverwurst as the only topping is rather spartan but I'd eat it.

>> No.17749668

>>17748685
I have got to make one of these...

>> No.17749673

>>17749657
can you give me a nice recipe of swedish meatballs please? yes i know i can google it faster but maybe an actual swede will know a better recipe

>> No.17749674

>>17748685
OT but apparently Elvis's last meal was four scoops of ice cream and six chocolate chip cookies. I think he was trying to kill himself at that point god damn

>> No.17750286

>circles
I cut the banana in half longways and then sideways to make 4 spears that lay across the bread evenly.

>> No.17750316

>>17748171
Bananas are American so are peanuts.

>> No.17750359

>>17748566
i do this also but i mix the honey into the peanut so it doesn't squish out make my hands sticky. Cinnamon is also good

>> No.17750373

>>17749674
Hes the perfect metaphor for 20th century America, a poor country boy who made it big and has all this wealth and used it to eat himself to death.

>> No.17750471

>>17750316
America is British

>> No.17751107

Someone said European cuisine?
https://youtu.be/4S-8gF9GFJo

>> No.17751138

Someone looked at me funny when I ate one of these, I thought I was a normal and known food item
I hate women so fucking much

>> No.17751193

>>17751138
same

>> No.17751255
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17751255

How do Euros feel about this classic American dish for poor people and lazy college kids?

>> No.17751271

Us blacks invented peanut butter. Yet another reason we are invaluable to european culture

>> No.17751305
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>>17751271
Even your ancestors couldn't make better huts than a mongolian, even about a thousand years. Try harder, nigger.

>> No.17751310

>>17751138
I thought peanut butter was loved by women though? I always see zoomer girls on tiktok praise peanut butter for weight loss

>> No.17751341

>>17751310
Peanut butter is undeniably based but not great for weight loss.

My sister used to eat it a lot during chemo to PUT on weight because eating most other foods caused her to vomit. PB is like condensed calories

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>>17751305
Guess where pic related is from, hint its in europe.

Your ancestors lived the same way building mud huts with grass roofs and eating raw meat, until you graciously were gifted with civilization from the meds who themselves recieved it from my north African middle eastern cousins.
Nords were literally seen as primitive barbarians savages by the civilized middle east.

Also scandinavia has the shittiest food in the world. Rotten fish and congealed blood slop with 0 seasoning. Completely outclassed by the vibrant colorful foods of african cuisine

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>>17751371
That isn't Scandanavian "Cuisine". Nothing you eat for basic survival in the tundra is a culturally enriching food. Your classical unga-bunga countries could make better use of your lands, but instead, you waited until whites could take over your lands, resources, and sell your children into slavery. Have a culture worth protecting, and you won't feel so threatened.

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>>17750316

>> No.17751477
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>>17751408
>stinking putrid rotten fish
> nords:mmmm this is a delicacy!

>> No.17751833

>>17748173
Bananas are cold weather root vegetables

>> No.17751901
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17751901

>>17751477
1. Surströmming isn't rotten, it's fermented.
2. It isn't eaten as a delicacy by all Nordic people, that's far from the truth. It is very rarely found even in Sweden. A small minority of people eat it once a year as tradition.
MEANWHILE Italians eat "Casu Martzu" (LITERALLY: "ROTTEN CHEESE") with LIVE MAGGOTS in it. That's not an unfortunate byproduct: they wouldn't want to eat this cheese without live maggots in it.

This is of course extremely unhygienic and therefore banned by the EU (notice again that surströmming isn't rotten and therefore there is no need for such a ban) but Italians are still making said cheese illegaly. Stop talking shit and know your fucking place southron.

>> No.17751928

>>17748171
Put another piece of bread on top and you got yourself a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Quality snack.

>> No.17751939

>>17751901
There's either an irony here that you're trying to portray a niche dish only eaten by a small minority of Sicilians as a defence for another niche dish only eaten by a small minority, or you're seriously lacking in self-awareness.

>> No.17752009

>>17751939
Both are only eaten by a small minority, correct. It's part of my point, why would it be okay to trash Scandinavian cuisine based off one niche dish eaten by few but not to do the same with mediterranean cuisine? At the same time surströmming isn't actually rotten food with living maggots in it so they're not really comparable. Again, there's a reason why the EU has banned one but not the other.

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>>17749673
Chef John got you covered.
https://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2012/11/swedish-meatballs-and-most-under.html
I'd add just a pinch of cumin to the meat and a splash of soy sauce to the gravy.

>> No.17752084

>>17749657
I agree that shit is inexcusable. Do know that Russians, Finns, Estonians etc. all do the same. I wouldn't call it "universally beloved" but it's very common. Thankfully this isn't exactly some traditional food so I can easily dismiss it as not being actual Swedish cuisine.

>> No.17752318

>>17751371
Implting some african mud hut could stand the test of time like that house has

>> No.17752341
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17752341

>>17748171
oh yes, that refined european cuisine

>> No.17752515

>>17752341
Anon that's british

>> No.17752545

>>17749657
>serve with ketchup
What ketchup kind of though?
There's some local here ones that could work with (Not Sweade)

>> No.17752775

>>17749657
>>17752084
There are two ways to make it, boiling macaroni in milk is the inferior method.
The superior method is by making regular macaronis then mixing it with Béchamel sauce. Really delicious

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>>17748171
For me, it's chips, mushy peas and gravy.

>> No.17752884

>>17748557
The Gordon Ramsay Special.

>> No.17752890

>>17748278
Nope, it's slices of bread.

T. Dutch

>> No.17752925

>>17752515
Are you implying that Great Britain is not in Europe?

>> No.17752935

>>17748557
Most people use ketchup but other than that this is spot-on, will we ever recover?

>> No.17752943

>>17749616
It is a sandwich, just an open-faced one.

>> No.17752948

>>17748557
Putting sauce on it seems extravagant to me. Melted cheese on toast tastes good. I really don't understand you.

>> No.17752957

>>17750316
Bananas are from Papua New Guinea.

>> No.17752958

>>17748557
We have Toasties here in the UK but at least we put a bit more effort into them

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>>17752943
A sandwich is defined as ingredients stuffed between two surfaces of bread.

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>>17752959

>> No.17752973

>>17752943
>open-faced one.
So, not a sandwich.

>> No.17752976

>>17752973
An open sandwich is still a sandwich. Is a ham sandwich also not a sandwich because it has ham in it?

>> No.17752980

>>17752976
A sandwich must be sandwiched. If it's not sandwiched it is not a sandwich.

>> No.17752984

NEET needs human contact so badly he'll spend his time arguing about sandwiches I love it

>> No.17753000

>>17752980
The fact that most sandwiches consist of foodstuff in between two slices of bread does not mean that there cannot be other types of sandwiches.
A buttered slice of bread is a sandwich.

>> No.17753007

>>17753000
Nah.

>> No.17753011

>>17748178
skinny bitch, i could eat ten

>> No.17753012

>>17753000
Triple-0 bullshit. Top and bottom bread - sammich, bread only bottom - butterbrot. Word is old as history.

>> No.17753018

>>17753012
>butterbrot
You mean voileipä, right?

>> No.17753031

>>17753000
To be sandwiched is to be squeezed between two surfaces. A sandwich is just food sandwiched between two surfaces of bread. Open-face is just a decorated piece of bread, or buterbrot if you're worldly and cultured.

>> No.17753032

>>17753018
Yup. Or whatever other local name anon has for it.

>> No.17753038

>>17753031
The adjective "sandwiched" as well as the verb "sandwich" are both derrived from the noun "sandwich". They are defined by the noun, but the noun isn't defined by them. A sandwich can have a single slice of bread, even if nothing is sandwiched.

>> No.17753067

it really is better with nutella on wheat

>> No.17753069

>>17751833
Bananas are a fruit

>> No.17753073

>>17748171
>europe
>peanut butter anything
>banana in anything outside of plain
an immigrant posted this

>> No.17753074

>>17748557
>mayonnaise with mild curry spices
sounds alright actually

>> No.17753076

>>17753074
Sure, but not on a sandwich.

>> No.17753077

>>17748171
>northern europe

>> No.17753079

>>17752963
this page was invented by some obese Americant losing an argument online though, it's not real knowledge. Nothing on wikipedia has any worth.

>> No.17753082
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17753082

Just a plain sandwich consisting of two slices of bread, lightly buttered, some young cheese and some jam.

>> No.17753133

>>17753082
Huh, never thought of putting cheese and jelly together, I'm gonna try that. It can't be any more fattening than peanut butter

>> No.17753159

>>17753082
>>17753133
Cheese and jam are great together. Very common combo here in Denmark.

>> No.17753165

>>17753159
Would you use Havarti then? I was thinking something like brie.

>> No.17753187

>>17751477
>live in arctic shithole
>cant grow anything 8 months of the year
>too far from anywhere to trade for spices
>nothing of any real value to export for trade
>sea ice makes that impossible for half of the year anyway
>all you have is fucking fish
>shit winter's coming
>you dont want to be out trying to ice fish in -40 weather every day for 3 months
>need a way to preserve it
cold climates dont make this shit because they like it
they make this shit because until recently, they had to

>> No.17753193

>>17753069
You're a fruit

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>>17748173
>>17748189
The dutch dominated the tropics for like 300 years retards. Were you home schooled by evangelical christians?

>> No.17753211

>>17753165
Any cheese works, I prefer a straightforward Gouda type, up to 12 months of aging. Try combinations and see what you like.

>> No.17753338

>>17753082
This is even good grilled. My dad used to make them for me

>> No.17753658

>>17752973

They're called open-faced sandwiches, are you retarded?

>> No.17753729

>>17748557
When I was in Aruba, I went to a Dutch sandwich shop and ordered a 'Cuban' which was comprised of the thinnest slice of ham, the thinnest slice of pepperoni and the thinnest slice of swiss cheese all panini-pressed between two slices of bread that each of were easily three times as thick as the meat contents, so it was basically like eating slightly ham-flavored over-toasted bread. I thought they were just stingy, tourist-scamming dutchmen, but it is good to know this is a national epidemic and that I should never visit the Netherlands.

>> No.17753866

>>17753729
If the bread is good this can be acceptable. The reason American sandwiches have three times as much topping as bread is because the bread is either flavorless white cake or overcompensating “healthy” garbage that tasted like dirt. Both alright but very different.

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>>17748217
There's an entire chain of shops that sell nothing put peanut butter across the Netherlands.

>> No.17753934

>>17748557
>the dutch are extremely frugal
Another way of saying they're the biggest fucking kikes this side of Israel

>> No.17753953

>>17753082
What happens if you put old cheese on it? Is this autism? I don’t like the words you use and think you are a pedophile for specifying your desired age.

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>>17753866
Why do Euroniggers always embarrass themselves by pretending they have any idea what they're talking about when it comes to American cuisine?

Go to literally any urban area in the United States and virtually every cafe/sandwich shop/deli will be preparing your sandwich with fresh baked bread either made in-house or brought in from a local bakery, and you wouldn't catch any of these places dead serving you a sandwich on grocery store white bread (outside of a club sandwich). Pic related is the bread selection from a local italian deli near me.

>> No.17754066

>>17748171
I found out recently that Polish people eat open cold cut sandwiches for breakfast. Poles, why do you eat lunch meat for breakfast?

>> No.17754069

>>17754066
"Lunch meat" and "breakfast foods" are arbitrary cultural distinctions.

>> No.17754082

>>17751305
and yet african bushmen living in huts and hunting for food are more happier than first worlders living in concrete pods and eating processed foods

>> No.17754083

>>17752084
>Finns
Never heard of that shit.

>> No.17754085

>>17754083
They're like Mongolians but drunk.

>> No.17754094

>>17754085
Kek
What I meant was I'm a Finn and I've never heard of this shit. >>17749657

>> No.17754097

>>17754069
I didn't ask for a lesson in sociology, I asked why Poles eat cold cuts for breakfast. I used the term "lunch meat" for humor, to point out the irony. Given that you have no sense of humor I take it that you are German?

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>>17754097
I'm American, and I've eaten ham at breakfast plenty of times (best on a baguette with some butter). I've also eaten leftover spaghetti for breakfast, and mashed potatoes, and cold chicken straight out of the fridge. I've eaten an egg sandwich for lunch and pancakes for dinner. It doesn't matter.

>> No.17754130

>>17752980
>A sandwich must be sandwiched. If it's not sandwiched it is not a sandwich.
based

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>>17754114
Somebody call the police on this madman! He's out of control!

>> No.17754135

>>17751255
i'd eat that

>> No.17754142

>>17754135
i have

>> No.17754150

>>17754132
There's nothing inherently wrong with eating whatever food you like at whatever time of day.

>> No.17754155

>>17754082
that's why any of them would kill their entire tribe for the privilege of living in any western country?

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>>17754150
It's this sort of poisoned, nihilist thinking that leads to subverting the gender binary and pretending burlesque is a respectable form of art and not just strip dancing for fat women with nautical tattoos on their big pudgy arms

>> No.17754179

>>17754094
Makaronivelli, you retard.

>> No.17754181

>>17754179
I like Sun Tuhzoo, the Chinese prince makaronivelli

>> No.17754187

>>17754179
Never eaten that anywhere. You might be the retard for actually putting that shit into your mouth.

>> No.17754204

>>17754187
I've never had it either. I just know what it is because I'm not completely ignorant of my native country's cousine.
>inb4 >finnish >cuisine
Go fuck yourself. Bad cuisiine is still cuisine.

>> No.17754211

>>17748171
that's just a banana peanut butter sandwich, I doubt they invented it or can be considered weird at all, also don't these people eat smoked rotten shark or something? now that's weird

>> No.17754216

>>17754155
that never happens

>> No.17754226

>>17748171
what a gay post

>> No.17754232

>>17754097
>why Poles eat cold cuts for breakfast.
Because they are tasty.

>>17754114
Leftovers for breakfast is the normal in 90% of the world.

>> No.17754235

>>17754211
>eat smoked rotten shark or something
That's Iceland, and it's considered eccentric even by them.

>> No.17754253

>>17753954
I literally live here and have for decades you isolationist fuck. That shit is not good bread which is why it is smothered in sauce or toppings at every fucking opportunity, really good bread needs very little.

>> No.17754255

>>17753069
No they are berries...

>> No.17754260

>>17754255
Botanically, berries are fruits.

>> No.17754272

>>17752925
It's not, it's an island.

>> No.17754273

>>17753187
There are easier ways of preserving fish without the rotten smell.
The origin of surströmming is actually salt/pickled fish which went bad but people ate it out of necessity. They survived and actually ended up enjoying the taste so they started to intentionally ferment the fish.

>> No.17754277

>>17754260
no, botanically fruits come from trees, banana trees are a type of weed

>> No.17754296

>>17754277
Fuck you. I'm right, you're wrong. End of discussion.

>> No.17754310

>>17754175
THE SKELEGATES, DONALD

>> No.17754323

>>17753919
It's really good peanutbutter, though.

Also, it's not just (many varieties of) peanutbutter. They also sell peanutbutter accessories.

>> No.17754330

>>17754310
Take me back, those were better days :(

>> No.17754335

>>17748557
The word joppuesaus has me laughing uncontrollably

>> No.17754344

>>17754330
2016 feels like 12 years ago.

I feel like I've lived half my entire life since those times, so much has changed. Personally and in the wider world

>> No.17754345

>>17754277
Weed is subjective

>> No.17754351

>>17754323
>peanutbutter accessories
it's OK, you can say 'dildos' on here

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17754358

Kalakukko, literally fishrooster.
Think of it like shepherds pie but with thick, dark rye crust that is filled with vendace and fatty pork meat to get some fat and flavour and some salt to season it.

>> No.17754363

>>17750316
Correction. Americans are nuts. Americans are bananas.

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>>17754358

>> No.17754427

>>17754253
shut the fuck up retard. I visited the Netherlands and their bread was the same shit you can get here. The only difference is you have to suck off a turk on your way to the shop. Fucking faggots.

>> No.17754550

>>17748557
>like lecturing people on the internet about cycling infrastructure
Lol it's too true

>> No.17754555

>>17753954
None of the bread in your picture is Italian. Or even mediocre.

>> No.17754573

>the Dutch of New Amsterdam founded American "cuisine"
>then came the Brits who innovated American cuisine by boiling everything in salted water

>> No.17754617

>>17754418
Kalakukko is delicious. Don't knock it until you try it.

>> No.17754625

>>17754097
Is it weird to have meat or cheese on bread for breakfast?
What else should I eat? Oats? Oats are good.

>> No.17754634

>>17754573
What a pair of cultures to lay down your culinary roots

>> No.17754691

>>17754555
>giant loaves of italian and semolina rolls
>not italian

uh ok retard. get back to me when you have a point

>> No.17754739

>>17754358
Had something similar, packaged and with pork. It was delicious.

>> No.17754754

>>17754691
Why would I?

>> No.17754776

>>17750373
And hide the fact that he's using drugs facilitating the need for his care.

>> No.17755654

>>17753202
how does that make a peanut butter and banana sandwich dutch?

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>>17748171

>> No.17756598

>>17754272
Yes, an island on the continent of Europe. Like how Cuba is on the continent of North America, or Japan is on the continent of Asia. Continental crust continues under the water, you know. Did they not teach you this in your europoor schools?

>> No.17756888

>>17748171
>exquisite European cuisine.
My imagination isn't strong enough to talk about something like that

>> No.17756902

>>17748171
We eat those in the US but the bananas are mashed up and mixed with the peanut butter.

>> No.17758087

>>17756902
Don't listen to this guy we don't do that

>> No.17758139

>>17748557
We only serve slop to dirty buitenlanders like you

>> No.17758168
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17758168

>>17751371
>the vibrant colorful foods of african cuisine

>> No.17758183

>>17748171
Now put some pringles or lays and another slice of bread on top.
>>17752341
That would be based except with mayonnaise instead of ketchup.

>> No.17758474

>>17754691
Wtf. This has to be bait. If this is an italian bakery where is the foccacia? Where are the grissini? This is italian style bread not italian bread.

>> No.17758882

>>17758474
Why would there be foccacia or grissini in the submarine section of the store, dummy?

>> No.17758894

>>17748557
>better been spent doing something productive, like lecturing people on the internet about cycling infrastructure
I mean, they aren't wrong.

>> No.17758898

>>17748557
>joppiesaus
"Joppiesaus is a vegetable oil-based mayonnaise with onion and curry powder spices.[4][5] The flavour is akin to that of a mild curry mayonnaise and the colour a vivid turmeric yellow. The sauce is commonly served with french fries and other deep-fried or fast food dishes. "

Imagine being triggered by a mild curry mayo.

>> No.17758924
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17758924

>We call this lunch
No, we call this lunch

>> No.17758959

>>17748669
Nydelig ekte geitost!

>> No.17758967

>>17749657
Ketchup hell no. you sprinkle sugar on stuvade makaroner!

>> No.17758989

>>17758924
Ah the sweet taste of puberty

My stomach burns just looking at it

>> No.17759393

>>17753133
Go with Brie.

>> No.17759444

>>17751310
>praise peanut butter for weight loss
The fuck. All nuts are extremely calorie dense, especially a paste. Peanut butter is very heavy in fats.

>> No.17759458

>>17748171
This shit is so good its not weird at all and anyone caught hating on PB and B will be slain by my God Dick

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17759467

>>17748171
Not really European anymore but you know where it's from.

>> No.17759479

i find the dutch very unpleasant and disagreeable honestly. not as outright repulsive as the britbongs nor rude like the french, but they have a very unlikeable quality about them. it's like an arrogance combined with being uninteresting people with very mediocre thoughts and opinions. classic example of being attractive on the outside and ugly on the inside

>> No.17759493

>>17758924
Tell me you are a Brabander without telling me you are from Brabant.

>> No.17759527

>>17759479
Fine with us, dont come here buitenlandse kankerleijer.

>> No.17759535

>>17753954
not gonna lie this bread looks like shit
I do get why americans would be fooled into thinking this is proper bread though when there only point of reference is grocery store sandwich bread

>> No.17759560

>>17753082
I thought I was the only one who does this. Guava paste and cheddar cheese grilled taste amazing also.

>> No.17759629

>>17759535
They are display breads baked earlier in the week to show the kinds they have on offer. The point of the image was to show the variety on offer, and this is just an Italian deli off the highway on the jersey shore. Their bread and heroes are amazing, btw

>> No.17760343

>>17752980
A hatch must be hatched. If it is not hatched it is not a hatch.

Stupid comparison I know but just as retarded

>> No.17760573

>>17753953
>Is this autism?
Yes you are

>> No.17760624

>>17754187
It is an old food that thankfully has mostly disappeared, had the displeasure of having to regularly eat that shit as a child back in 90s.

>> No.17760633

>>17752925
Both England and Europe agree that Britain isn't part of the Europe but rather its own unique thing though.