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Why is this breakfast combination so powerful?

>> No.17747250

>>17747249
Because it's manly as f*ck

>> No.17747251

Stimulating, enjoyable and keeps you in a fasted state until you have done enough work to actually deserve calories

>> No.17747257
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17747257

>>17747249
Dunno, just is.

>> No.17747280

>>17747251
fpbp

>> No.17747283

enjoy yellow teeth and an early death

>> No.17747284

>current year
>cigarettes
lol

>> No.17747286

>>17747280
>fpbp
That's not the first post anon. Go to bed, you are drunk.

>> No.17747301

>>17747286
he probably doesn't even know what it stands for

>> No.17747559

>>17747283
I will!

>> No.17747573

>>17747249
For me, it's plain black tea and Winstons.

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17747589

>Because it's manly as f*ck

>> No.17747599
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17747599

I miss smoking.

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>>17747249
because you take a massive shit right after it

>> No.17747675

>>17747249
Because after several hour of sleep you are in withdrawal from both those addictions

>> No.17747692

>>17747283
>treats life as some kind of endurance race

ngmi

>> No.17747802

>>17747283
Prove it.

>> No.17747812

>>17747249
Are you a faggy frenchfag?

>> No.17747817

>>17747249
Looks gay. Addict shit.

>> No.17748022

>>17747812
Not him, but I'm German.

>> No.17748025

>>17747251
That and it makes you shit like you wouldn’t believe

>> No.17748029

I love cigarettes but they make you smell like shit.

>> No.17748037

>>17748025
Interesting that it happens to some. My bowels remain intact.

>> No.17748043

>>17747249
>black coffee
cringe. tea with milk thanks

>> No.17748059

>>17747301
fpbp

>> No.17748084

>>17747251
>until you have done enough work to actually deserve calories
first two are talked about enough but this is an underrated aspect. if this was how americans started their day the obesity rate would be in the single digits. since obesity and smoking basically lop off the same amount of life expectancy but without all the lifelong problems obesity has, it's be a wash overall health wise and people would look better and be more focused. this is legitimately heathier than what the average person does in the morning

>> No.17748329

>>17748084
>but without all the lifelong problems obesity has,
wouldn't that depend on how much you smoke?

>> No.17748565
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17748565

coffee doesn't make me shit. is there something wrong with me?

>> No.17748569

>>17748022
Same shit

>> No.17748737

>>17748565
I feel the same with Black Coffee too.

>> No.17748800

>>17748565
Other way around. They're allergic to coffee, kek.

>> No.17748806

>>17747249
>two addictive stimulants
>"Why do I feel good?"
Call Sherlock Holmes, we've got a mystery on our hands.

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17748819

>>17747249
Looks delish, but Its missing one important ingredient

>> No.17748830

>>17747249
>be me
>wake up this morning
>theres an unopened twisted tea (half & half) and 1/4 bottle of rum on the nightstand
>combine the two and down it
I'm gonna be a degenerate and you can't stop me

>> No.17748944

>>17748830
Alcoholism isn't fun. At least only drink in the evenings, drinking in the morning is the first step to physical addiction.

>> No.17749319

>>17748944
can confirm. quit while you are ahead.

>> No.17749333

>>17748819
What if I'm not from Finland?

>> No.17749851

>>17748819
so in what order should i go around consuming this? drink the shot first and then light up the cigarette while you sip coffee?

>> No.17749883

>>17749851
Light the shot, pour it on your face, then put the cigarette in your mouth.

>> No.17749892

>>17747249
>jew sticks
nah, enjoy your crippling addiction you cuck

>> No.17749926

I prefer Camels

>> No.17749947

For me, it's mountain dew and a fat dip of Copenhagen. I only have three of my original teeth left, the rest are implants, and those last three teeth are just about ready to go.

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>>17748037
>Interesting that it happens to some.
Not really interesting at all. Coffee and cigarettes are both stimulants, and the GI tract is a nervous system much like your central nervous system. It's weird if doesn't result in a bowel movement since stimulants like that literally move your bowels.

>> No.17750950

>>17748569
Such a miserable person you are.

>> No.17751155

>>17747249
both have laxative effects

>> No.17751492

For me its snorted amphetamine with a little bit of opiates followed by chainsmoking cigs every 10 mins for the rest of the day.
This is what peak performance looks like

>> No.17751503

>>17748037
I pretty much only drank coffee to take a shit. I drink it straight black cause I dont need any gay flavors or cream. I can always shit perfectly 10 mins after. Comfy af
Its crazy that theres some people that dont take a shit in the morning

>> No.17751520

>>17749947
I recommend nicotine pouches like zyn. Same effect but you dont have to spit out nasty brown shit every minute.

I dipped for a few months, found that my gums were receding fast af, got spooked and stopped. It does give a good buzz though

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17751609

Don't mind me, best meal replacement cig coming through.