/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17746687]

What is the best food to impress 30-year old women?

[Anonymous No.17746692]

>>17746687
pasta and wine, or champagne like in the pic. they like feeling special and fancy to compensate for their shitty existence

[Anonymous No.17746693]

Pizza or a baby by the looks of things.

[Anonymous No.17746695]

>>17746687
I ain't a peacock.

[Anonymous No.17746698]

They get whatever I feel like paying for or cooking. Pussy age like bread.

[Anonymous No.17746700]

>>17746687
>impress
>30-year old women

why would you want to waste your energy trying to impress expiring goods?

[Anonymous No.17746720]

>>17746687
you know how sushi is heavily discounted at the end of the day just before the store closes in a last effort to sell them?

yeah, thats 30 year old women.

[Anonymous No.17746730]

>>17746687
>the husband is brown
I can see your matrix, bitch

[Anonymous No.17746734]

>>17746687
Why would I want to impress hags?

[Anonymous No.17746738]

>>17746734
You don't want them to put a spell on you now do ya laddie?

[Anonymous No.17746753]

>>17746687
stuff that's basic but fancied up a bit to make it more adult, while still being indulgent and immature to seem naughty. Shit like home-made pizza, good fried chicken, any kind of pasta besides spag-bol or meatoball, a 20 dollar bottle of wine and a 10 dollar box of wine,

[Anonymous No.17746756]

Just date other men. Women are manipulative, soulless vipers looking to collect resources.

Men actually value your time and companionship.

[Anonymous No.17746764]

>>17746756
is that fucking max miller from tasting history?

[Anonymous No.17746768]

>>17746764
That looks nothing like him at all.

[Anonymous No.17746771]

>>17746687
modern women are garbage and many are toxic

30 year old modern women might as well be worthless. Cum and dump if you want but dont bend over backwards trying to please a pussy thats shrivelling up

[Anonymous No.17746776]

>>17746771
Take the trans pill.
She wants her prostate to be obliterated, always have big tits and some can cum like a fountain if you're into semen play.

[Anonymous No.17746777]

>>17746756
Can't wait for you to get aids fagposter

[Anonymous No.17746785]

>>17746776
>trans fuck buddy
maybe, if you are a messed up degenerate, whatever rocks your boat

>trans girlfriend
hell no. they have huge mental illness broken bird issues and their problem will become your problem

[Anonymous No.17746805]

>>17746756
why must you rear your head in every thread?
you are mentally ill

[Anonymous No.17746817]

>>17746730
but you can't change it

[Anonymous No.17746937]

>>17746764
Nah, Max is gay-married to some Mexican.

[Anonymous No.17746945]

>>17746776
>she
>her

[Anonymous No.17746977]

>>17746945
if u call a gay man she and castrate him straight men become attracted to her gender expression

[Anonymous No.17746982]

>>17746764
Imagine having face blindness

[Anonymous No.17747043]

Champagne nigga

[Anonymous No.17747047]

LOL 30 year old bitch better be trying to impress ME

[Anonymous No.17747053]

>>17746687
Second half of pic is missing tattoos
Also just make whatever, you’re likely a better cook than her anyway. 9/10 times I’ve dated a woman I’m a better cook than her, and I’m your avg seakay browser

[Anonymous No.17747093]

>>17746687
Why do their faces look like they're out to attack Castle Grayskull and kill He-Man

[Anonymous No.17747180]

>>17747047

[Anonymous No.17747202]

>>17746687
the cope is strong in this one

[Anonymous No.17747207]

>>17747093
I’m more concerned by the stare of that mulatto baby

[Anonymous No.17747302]

>>17746693
spbp

[Anonymous No.17747346]

>>17747053
I can't say whether this works but my feeling is that just making an effort is probably good enough.

>>17746700
>expiring
They've already gone off

[Anonymous No.17747357]

>>17747053
You way overestimate the average /ck/ browser.

[Anonymous No.17747389]

>>17746692
Special and fancy...like pasta?
I don't think you should be giving advice if you don't actually have much knowledge on the subject.
>>17746693
Based
Also why is everyone giving their random opinions on dating thirty year olds? OP isn't going to suddenly change his mind based on what a bunch of anime enthusiasts think.
>hey I know you wanted to smash but, well...Don't!
Very convincing

[Anonymous No.17747399]

>>17747389
touch grass. dont you know that every low class fat person feels fancy eating chicken alfredo at olive garden? it doesnt actually have to be fancy but 30 yr old single women will say it is

[Anonymous No.17747413]

>>17747399
If I wanted to impress someone so working class that pasta was fancy to them then I could just open my mouth and let them hear my accent. If your advice only works under the assumption that the woman is lower class and fat then it's bad advice.

[Anonymous No.17747427]

>>17747413
>If your advice only works under the assumption that the woman is lower class and fat then it's bad advice.
as if this isn't the case.

[Anonymous No.17747432]

>>17747053
I'm just here for the fast food threads. I can't really cook

[Anonymous No.17747442]

>>17747427
...what? As if what isn't the case? Use your words, ESL.

[Anonymous No.17747449]

>>17747442
now youre just playing dumb

[Anonymous No.17747455]

>>17747449
You can't even speak English. I think you meant "as if OP isn't going on a date with a fat working class woman" but I don't know why the fuck you'd assume that.

[Anonymous No.17747547]

>>17747455
show tits

[Anonymous No.17747613]

>>17747547
Fucking ESLs.

[Anonymous No.17747620]

>>17746700
Maybe op is a divorced 50 year old man
If you're 50, 30 doesn't seem so gross and nasty