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As you get older you realise the importance of shopping lists. Once again I am kicking myself for not remembering something. Is it a man thing to be so arrogant or do women do it too?

Do you write shopping lists with 2nd and 3rd options in case your first choice is not in stock? I think I need to do that because when something on my list isn't available I seem to lose my mind and can't think straight. Often results in me storming out of the shop empty handed.

>> No.17742751

Men improvise with what they get. What they get is not important. Women have no creativity. They need instructions, and need lists to make sure they have everything the instructions say they need.

>> No.17742757

what a retarded thread

>> No.17742766

Low IQ niggers (oxymoron there huh) need to be told what to do or they'll start chimping out

>> No.17742779

>>17742702
I hate grocery shopping so I make a list with/for my wife and send her. We usually look at the ads and clip coupons either paper or digital. We are cheap as fuck and usually only buy what’s on sale unless we have a “special” dinner planned and want to buy something for that specific meal that isn’t on sale. Since the pandemic began pork had been cheaper so we’ve gotten creative with pork loin recipes. She doesn’t mind it as she learned via me that saving money is like a game and we try to buy store brand or sale items and she’s even found some loopholes. Once I went to Kroger and noticed the ribeye shelf were empty but on sale. I asked the employee if I can have some and he said we’re out but I can give you something better at the same price. Long story short I told me wife and she ordered online and we got a shitton of filet for ribeye prices. I don’t have a “backup” product. But no making lists is important so you don’t forget nuttin

>> No.17742785

>>17742702
I usually plan what meals I'll be cooking over the next couple of days and write down the ingredients I need to buy. Usually I have backup meals with required ingredients written down too.

I plan for easy to substitute things, like if there's no kale, buy swiss chard, goes without saying.

>> No.17743618

>>17742751
This is how you get "I just bought 20lbs of ground pork what do I do with it"

>> No.17743638

>>17742702
i just bulk beans & rice + supplements for macros & vts

>> No.17743666
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>>17742702
nope

>> No.17743694

>>17742702
I have this problem fr fr no cap
if someone isn't shopping with me I fucking freak out and can't decide on what to buy which usually ends up with me picking up a frozen pizza or something and walking around the store and then deciding I don't want it and putting it back in the wrong place and then picking it up again in 5 minutes and then wlaking out of the store with nothing and getting wawa

>> No.17743724

>>17742702
literally why are you using paper? does your phone not have a notes app? join us in the 21st century, grandpa

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>>17743724
>being a mobilecuck

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>> No.17744730

>>17742751
Once you have some responsibilities anon you'll understand ... otherwise you're a lazy bum who probably just drones at work and buys shitty lunch from the coffee truck or goes out to burrito nutsack every day.

>> No.17744745

>>17744730
>t. has a fridge full of food but goes hungry because his only recipe for chicken thighs calls for the turmeric he forgot to buy

>> No.17744751

>>17744745
More like it's full of preserves, fresh produce and brining meats for my next meal.

It's not very hard to plan out meals for a week and buy accordingly for lunches and dinners.

>> No.17744786

>>17743724
>unlock phone
>look at list
>unlock phone
>look at list
>repeat x20
gets annoying after a while

>> No.17744854

>>17742779
holy fuck who asked. also your wife probably cheats on you with BBC while she's (((grocery shopping)))

>> No.17744861

>>17744786
this guy gets it

>> No.17744977
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17744977

I'm not making a list. I don't take orders from a piece of dead tree. If I were to, hypothetically, forget something, I would make it work.

>> No.17745091

>>17744786
this, and same thing for every fucking app that is made for convenience
how did they fuck up this bad? how is a paper and pen is still the best thing you can have for this kind of shit.

>> No.17745098

>>17744751
And it's not hard to make meals every day when you don't. It's also better, because you're not locked into some stupid shit your autistic ass plotted a week ago regardless of what you feel like having. You're stupid, I'm smart. End of story.

>> No.17746206

>>17742702
I live on a low income so I have to make shopping lists, otherwise I can't coordinate my food items to make worthwhile meals.

>> No.17746223

>>17742751
>Men improvise with what they get
my dad would literally call my mom cause he would get confused even with a list she provided

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yeah

>> No.17747625
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17747625

A well-organized list is a delightful life-hack.

>> No.17747627

>>17744605
>not getting it professionally installed
Ngmi

>> No.17747649

>>17744786
X100 good post

>> No.17747653

>>17744854
OP. Literally OP.

Anyway if she does cheat on me with black men as you went out of your way to post my reaction would be well that’s weird since my town only has 10 black people/8000 and she’s only gone for an hour so he doesn’t last long. So I’d say awesome I deserve better than you whore, I’d throw all her shit on the lawn, change the locks. Take the kids, and call A.D.A.M to minimize my gigarape in the divorce.

>> No.17747656

>>17742702
>As you get older you realise the importance of shopping lists. Once again I am kicking myself for not remembering something. Is it a man thing to be so arrogant or do women do it too?
>Do you write shopping lists with 2nd and 3rd options in case your first choice is not in stock? I think I need to do that because when something on my list isn't available I seem to lose my mind and can't think straight. Often results in me storming out of the shop empty handed.
Nigga you have autism
I just buy whatever looks nice and I think I'll like and figure out what to make with it at home

>> No.17747657

>>17746206
Lists were key when I was poor. You would have to do math while shopping. I used to walk around with a calculator and add up all my shit since I knew I had a budget. I’m wealthy now I don’t have a list I just bought 1,100$ Worth of shit from Costco recently (I have 4 freezers)

>> No.17747658

>>17747625
>all that shit
>no beer cases

WHAT A sad LIFE

>> No.17747660

>>17747625
>>17747658
This is a female writing

>> No.17747661

>>17747658
It's obviously written by a woman for social uptoots. What so you expect.

>> No.17747665

>>17742785
Same more or less but I also have a huge ass pantry that I store shit in and sometimes I’ll just make what I have lying around to save $. For example I made some pork chops and asparagus for dinner so I just chopped up the pork chops the next day and threw them in a tortilla and threw some mustard on there for lunch. I’m not picky

>> No.17747666

>>17747625
>Water (obviously)
I don’t know why, but that makes me want to punch someone

>> No.17747673

>>17742702
I just eat something and have a wank before going shopping.
You have to have a clear and not hungry mind when buying food.

>> No.17747674

>>17747660
>This is a female writing
No it isn't? My writing looked almost the same but a bit tighter during HS.
Now I barely write so it's much messier

>> No.17747676

>>17747666
Some people live in rural areas with a well and need water for baby formula food or pamper their dogs and don’t give the dogs well water?

>> No.17747679

>>17747674
Bro if you have that neat of handwriting and use a purple milky pen you are under suspicion case closed

>> No.17747681

>>17747679
Yes I have a bf, what's so strange about this? It's 4chan.

>> No.17747694

>>17743724
I bet you're the guy that comes to a dead stop at the head of every aisle while you stare at your phone. I can look at my scrap paper in a fraction of a second and I never lose forward momentum while shopping

>> No.17747696

>>17747674
No (heterosexual) man uses more than one pen color to write on a single piece if paper. Unless it's actually for color coding some information.

>> No.17747701

>>17747696
This is color coding, it's just like a json, xml or yaml.

>> No.17747727
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17747727

Ok I made my shopping list for the day.

All a man needs, simple as

>> No.17747740

I just go on the website because then you can get really autistic and spend hours doing your groceries instead of the 20 minutes it'd take at the store. But they deliver which is nice

>> No.17747767

>>17747625
>Fruits
>Carbs
>Sweeteners
>Fats
>Low fat dairy
>Low fat meat

This person seems hugely confused about what they think is health and unhealthy. Meat is good as long as its low fat? But some fats are good? But fat in dairy is also bad. And sugar is bad but I''ll eat all the different carbs available. And fruits!

I do kind of like the idea of this list though. If you're totally set in your ways and only eat certain foods, making a sheet like this would be helpful. You could make a hundred copies and then when shopping time comes you grab one, go through the fridge and tick off what you need.

>> No.17747771

>>17747681
I think gay people are a psyop I’ve never met one irl

>> No.17747811

>>17747771
If I was single I'd show you what I'm capable of irl x3

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>>17747625
I hate women so much bros

>> No.17747882

>>17742702
Highly recommended app:

https://www.getbring.com/en/home

>> No.17747898

>>17747676
they pamper their dogs with microplastic-laden water instead of fresh pristine water?

>> No.17747907
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>>17743724
>join us in the 21st century
No thanks

>> No.17747918

>>17747858
>dumb frogposter
something tells me they're not too fond of you either

>> No.17747920

>>17747676
Nobody who had the time and energy to contrive this list lives in a rural area.

>> No.17748040

>>17747676
>implying well water is somehow bad
Lol what the fuck?
Unless you live in a legit shithole with serious ground-contamination it’s damn good water. Plus I’ve never seen a modern well that doesn’t have a filtration system anyway.

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>>17742702
get younger instead
your beliefs create your reality.

>> No.17748100

>>17747674
>>17747681
>that’s not a woman’s writing my writing totally looked like that too
>I fuck dudes btw
Okay, instead of “women’s writing” I’ll start using the phrase “dick-receiver’s writing”.

>> No.17748199

>>17742751
roasties seething at this post

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>>17742766
>Low IQ niggers (oxymoron there huh)

>> No.17748576

>>17744605
>$79 to pay some asshole to come and put batteries in it and read the instructions to you

>> No.17748659

>>17747625
No cat food, cat litter, Plan B, or wine. This is not this woman’s real shopping list

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>>17742766
>Low IQ niggers (oxymoron there huh)
this is too perfect to be real

>> No.17748787

>>17742702
I saw onions and red s-o-y, I should spend less time here

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>>17742766
>Low IQ niggers (oxymoron there huh)

>> No.17748818

I just use a shopping list for practical stuff like toothpaste, fish food and vacuum cleaner bags.

Fresh fish is in the harbour on fridays sold straight from the boat, tomatoes are straight from the farm april-september (saturday mornings only), bio wheat for bread is at the wind mill on saturdays, bio fruit/veg/dairy is on monday mornings (farmers market), meat is friday to sunday morning. I don't make a list, I get what's fresh and in season.

>> No.17748866

Use your phone.
Just think to yourself in the middle of the day "You know what sounds good?" and then put it on your phone.
It's fast. It's easy. It's convenient.

>> No.17748890

>>17742766
When you're so racist it melts your brain

>> No.17748904

>>17743666
Nice, love me a cold one and a good onion sandwich

>> No.17748913

>>17747625
bait

>> No.17748987

>>17747694
I'm the guy at the end caps just staring blankly down the aisle trying to remember if I need something because lists are for suckers.

>> No.17749104

>>17748659
That just means she's extra retarded and orders special kitty litter and thinks you can only get liquor at liquor stores.
How long has it been for you?