/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17740259]

What are the most ridiculous rules you've ever seen posted inside a restaurant?

[Anonymous No.17740274]

>>17740259
They didn't mention wifi so I'm assuming I can torrent my Jav bukkake videos there?

[Anonymous No.17740279]

I've seen bars with stupider rules
>no camo
>no polos
>no tank tops
>no jeans
>no hats, bandannas, or do rags
>no suspenders
>no sports team clothing
>no gingers
>no leprechauns
>no irish period

[Anonymous No.17740285]

>>17740279
lol never happened

[Anonymous No.17740286]

>>17740259
>having to deal with niggers
That’ll to do it to ya
>>17740279
>having to deal with island niggers
That’ll also do it to ya

[Anonymous No.17740288]

>>17740279
>no irish
I wish there were bars like that

[Anonymous No.17740293]

>>17740274
Yes but no laptops, bring your computer with a generator.

[Anonymous No.17740298]

[Anonymous No.17740346]

>>17740259
>doesn't say no beavers

[Anonymous No.17740357]

>>17740288
It was a simpler time

[Anonymous No.17740444]

>>17740259
Ayo, dis fuggin raysis

[Anonymous No.17740858]

>>17740259

[Anonymous No.17740865]

>>17740259
>Irani
turned 360 degrees right there

[Anonymous No.17740882]

>>17740259
I read that, and I just wonder what horrors that poor shop owner has seen.

[Anonymous No.17741188]

My old bar pre fake pandemic use to have high school girls serve and strip (unofficially) 15-18 yo. They were also frequently prostitutes. Now there is a new law that says they cant even serve beer till 18. So now they are a shadow of their older self. Want 15yo tits? Not anymore. Guess you gotta use apps to find hs freshmen and sophomores.

[Anonymous No.17741241]

>>17740279
Most of these are to keep basketball americans out, which is good

[Anonymous No.17741249]

says nothing about not taking a dookie wherever I please

[Anonymous No.17741254]

>>17740279
These rules are literally to keep out ghetto hoodrats. You should be thankful.

[Anonymous No.17741261]

>>17740259
does the guy wear that on his hat?

[Anonymous No.17741263]

>>17741241
>too afraid to say nigger
the state of 2022 /ck/

[Anonymous No.17741264]

>>17740259
it was unposted but the waiter came to our table to say you weren't allowed to eat all the fully loaded nachos when you are sharing an order. I think the guy I was with might have asked the waiter to do it because who has a rule like that?

[Anonymous No.17741416]

>>17740274
>>17740293
This, nowhere does it state that you cannot hook your desktop up in the restaurant and watch bukkake videos while you eat

[Anonymous No.17741422]

>>17741263
Literally the greatest basketball player in the world is Larry Bird. He has the best specs and he is white. Sooo...

[Anonymous No.17741426]

>>17741416
You can't if they are preteen. Bukkaje or not. Ive had actual people ask me to get it off my phone on a southwest flight.

[Anonymous No.17741541]

>>17741426
What possessed you to watch porn on an airplane?

[Anonymous No.17741588]

>>17741541
Uhmmm think about it dude. Therw isn't much else to do.

[Anonymous No.17741673]

>>17741188
this has to me in mexico

[Anonymous No.17741677]

>>17741673
No. Georgia.

[Anonymous No.17741694]

>>17740882
This.
I want to know the story behind the 'no discussing gambling' rule.

[Anonymous No.17741699]

>>17741694
Gambling is a vice and illegal dumb dumb.

[Anonymous No.17741705]

>>17741588
Damn man. Watching porn in a confined space with complete strangers in the potential presence of minors.

Have fun being a registered sex offender.

[Anonymous No.17741741]

>>17740279
>>no irish period
You gotta really hate the Irish to own a bar and stand by this rule

[Anonymous No.17741752]

>>17740279
No irish? Seems like No Niggers would solve more problems

[Anonymous No.17741791]

>>17741677
the country or the state?

[Anonymous No.17741842]

[Anonymous No.17741850]

>>17740279
>no camo
>no jeans
>no hats
I guess I wouldn't be allowed in that bar.

[Anonymous No.17741851]

>>17740882
>wonder what horrors that poor shop owner has seen
Niggers, what else?

[Anonymous No.17741855]

>>17741791
yes.

[Anonymous No.17741884]

>>17741842
Peace brother, HH

[Anonymous No.17741893]

>>17741842
This is just a no blacks allowed list. I'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.17742901]

>>17740279
>>no irish period
no irish women? based

[Anonymous No.17742947]

>>17741752
Never been to Ireland have you?

[Anonymous No.17742960]

>>17741752

[Anonymous No.17742969]

>>17741893
But it also says no workboots.

[Anonymous No.17742989]

>>17742969
timbs

[Anonymous No.17744428]

>>17741752
https://youtu.be/ZD0BcQTIr4c
Despite popular left wing talking points, Irish are worse than niggers.

[Anonymous No.17744453]

[Anonymous No.17744475]

>>17741426
You watched preteen porn on an airplane?

[Anonymous No.17744564]

>>17744453
>mad thad's diner

[Anonymous No.17744582]

>>17744564

[Anonymous No.17744613]

Not ridiculous, but one luncheonette near me has "No snivelling" written just under the menu on the wall.

[Anonymous No.17744620]

[Anonymous No.17744800]

>>17744620
>permanently closed
huh, wonder why.

[Anonymous No.17744815]

>>17741842
Everything else aside, prohibiting bandanas at Hulk Hogan's restaurant is fucked

[Anonymous No.17744820]

>>17740279
>>no camo
>no polos
>no tank tops
>no jeans
>no hats, bandannas, or do rags
>no suspenders
>no sports team clothing
as a bartender, these are all reasonable.
anyone that thinks going out for a drink wearing any of this shit is a degenerate, and i dont serve degenerates
we dont allow women to wear yoga pants either, shit's trashy as fuck

[Anonymous No.17744827]

>>17740298
>>17740357
What the fuck is with all this dog hate?

[Anonymous No.17744839]

>>17741842
Quite a lot of these rules would exclude the Hulkster himself.

[Anonymous No.17744858]

>>17744428
It's bizarre. The Irish are generally good people but Irish-Americans are generally the worst sacks of shit second only to Italian-Americans. Did the US only get the trash of Europe or something?

[Anonymous No.17744867]

>>17741842
>no skull caps
Not so subtle antisemitism detected.

[Anonymous No.17744871]

>>17744858
They got the low-life cowards that escaped the famine.

[Anonymous No.17744873]

>>17744820
how is a polo degenerate? most country clubs require them

[Anonymous No.17744882]

>>17741694
Gambling is Haram.

[Anonymous No.17744893]

>>17744871
It makes me wonder if Irish descended people living in other parts of the new world are just as arse-fuckingly shitty as the Irish Americans, such as Irish Kiwis or Irish Aussies, for example.

[Anonymous No.17744895]

>>17744882
Not knowing which wife your parents find suitable fit you, isn't gambling?

[Anonymous No.17744914]

>>17741842
>no work boots
guess I won't be eating there

[Anonymous No.17745007]

>>17744914
That's just a nice way of saying No timbs and No Prince Yashua.

[Anonymous No.17745231]

>>17744858
I'm actually half Irish myself idk what it's about really. I suspect it's more to do with the type of Irish, most people think of me as Dutch and I don't correct em. I've noticed people proud to be Irish tend to overedue the negative stereotypes like alcoholism and quickness to violence so it might be that.

[Anonymous No.17745849]

>>17744800
Illegal and draconian government lockdowns?

[Anonymous No.17745860]

>>17744914
Correct. Take the five seconds to switch your work boots to proper dress shoes before going out. That's why they're called 'work boots.' You wear them at work to keep your nice shoes looking nice.

[Anonymous No.17745877]

>>17745849
Shut the fuck up already

[Anonymous No.17745889]

>>17745877
It certainly wasn't the "no lettuce wraps!" policy that did it.

[Anonymous No.17746119]

>>17744820
>>17740279
>no camo
As someone who lives in rural Maine i'm struggling to think of the last time i was in a place where half the people including employees weren't wearing camo. I can think of 3 places just in my town where the official work uniforms have camo in some form.

[Anonymous No.17746208]

>>17746119
They just wanna be able to actually see you, dude.

[Anonymous No.17746259]

>>17745860
They're called work boots because they're a tax deductible expense. Only suckers get other shoes.

[Anonymous No.17746280]

[Anonymous No.17746363]

>>17740259
almost all of those rules are reasonable and designed to discourage some really annoying people.
>No change also (no credit)
you need to be able to give people change especially if you don't accept credit cards.
>No outside food
Bro I might love your food but want to bring other things to add to my meal, like maybe I want to bring the fries from one place, a shake from another, and order a bunch of your food to go with it. don't punish me for no reason. I'm still coming HERE to buy your food on purpose. This rule will make me leave and not buy anything.
>No sitting long
I like to eat in a relaxed way. If I'm rushed, I'm not eating here.
>no flirting with the cashier
Not even a nice smile or a kind word even though I know it will never go anywhere?
>No address enquiry
Hey it's just so I can pick her up on a date later
>No running away
How am I supposed to get away from you trying to hit me with a rolling pin because I flirted?
>No fighting
See you're breaking your own rules
>No sleeping
Well you knocked me out so, how can I avoid this?
>No bargaining
So you beat me within an inch of my life and I can't even beg for mercy?
>No credit
so I can't tell people how good your food was?
>No discussing gambling
So estimating the odds of survival after flirting with the cashier is out?
>No leg on chair
*WELP* MUHDADDY USED TO SAY THAT WHEN LIFE GETS TOUGH *puts leg on chair* YOU GOTTA MAKE LEMONADE, YEP THATS A LIFE LESSON HE SURE DID SAY
>No free advice
Okay so how much do you charge?
those are the only unreasonable ones

[Anonymous No.17746367]

>>17746363
The problem is not so much the rules as it is you just know the people who run the place are cunts the second you walk in and see that, and the food in most cases does not remotely make it worth it.

[Anonymous No.17746369]

>>17741264
>it was unposted but the waiter came to our table to say you weren't allowed to eat all the fully loaded nachos when you are sharing an order. I think the guy I was with might have asked the waiter to do it because who has a rule like that?
That makes no sense
>order food
>NO YOU CANT EAT IT ALL
who is supposed to eat it then?
you can have your cake and eat it too, what the fuck am I supposed to eat someone else's cake?

[Anonymous No.17746519]

>>17746367
>The problem is not so much the rules as it is you just know the people who run the place are cunts the second you walk in and see that, and the food in most cases does not remotely make it worth it.
you know what, you're probably right.

[Anonymous No.17747112]

[Anonymous No.17747237]

>>17746280
what is their problem with phones ?

[Anonymous No.17747247]

>>17740259
it's called Iran cafe because when I saw the rule I did a 180 and ran way

[Anonymous No.17747259]

>>17744815
Only the HULK can wear a bandana at Hogan's Beach, nigger.

HH, brother

[Anonymous No.17747266]

>>17740259
>rules aside from common sense/sentiment
360° and moonwalk the fuck right back out.

[Anonymous No.17747270]

>>17746369
Some places don't want people to share meals. That's what the other anon meant, dumbass.
Still fucked up either way.

[Anonymous No.17747274]

>>17740293
There's torrent clients that work on smartphones.
Disable the pointless crap you don't actually need, if you're worrying about battery life.

[Anonymous No.17747282]

>>17740259
My friend and I once went to an "anarchist club" underground electronic goth music concert in my city.
They had a sign at the bar saying "if you use any gender pronouns while ordering you will not be served"
They also told us off for trying to talk into then microphone while there was no one on stage, and eventually asked us to leave because we smoked cigarettes in the wrong section outside and they thought the police would notice.
I started hating anarchists after that

[Anonymous No.17747287]

>>17741426
The nerve of some people. As long as you used headphones, that complaint was completely unjustified.

[Anonymous No.17747521]

>>17744858
It's anti Catholic sentiment in a different color.

[Anonymous No.17747759]

>>17740259
>no flirting with the cashier
That's pretty much the only reason I actually go inside any restaurant nowadays.

[Anonymous No.17747765]

>>17740259
I hate this fucking place and I refuse to eat there since they told me they wouldn't do takeout on my birthday. They only do takeout like two days out of the week, which makes no logistical sense to me.

[Anonymous No.17747772]

>>17741752
t: Paddy O'Connel's rambling before going home to abuse wife

[Anonymous No.17747774]

>>17747765
>our servers make their living from tips
red flag even ignoring everything else

[Anonymous No.17747779]

>>17740259
>You must wear a mask to enter this restaurant. And then, as soon as you order, you can take it off. But, don't try to not wear one when you enter. You'll get everyone sick.

[Anonymous No.17747785]

>>17744820
> Jeans
> Degenerate
What, you serve on a 1950s WASP club?

[Anonymous No.17747788]

There used to be a bar in my old Pittsburgh borough that was infamous for its rules, incredibly shit owner, and copyright infringed logo.

[Anonymous No.17747790]

>>17744820
drinking alcohol in public is degenerate you fucking retard alcoholic

[Anonymous No.17747810]

>>17747765
Rules
>1) Makes sense, except for the gay hugging and faggot tipping request.
>2) I only tip when I get my haircut and beard trimmed by my barber. Fuck tipping at restaurants since how about you pay your employees properly?
>3) Makes sense as I previously worked at a restaurant and large parties of 6 or 8 plus should receive a small tax fee.
>4) Makes sense
>5) Makes sense
>6) Makes sense
>7) If you are that cheap to sneak beer into a restaurant, you have an issue with your life.
>8) I hate the trend of dogs inside bars. Either keep them on the patio or don't bring them around.
>9) Makes sense
>10) A piss-poor attempt at humor.
Somewhat standard "house rules" for bars I've been at.

[Anonymous No.17747844]

>>17746280
>all of these NO PHONES ALLOWED rules
There was a restaurant around the edge of the Thomas Jefferson/George Washington national forest in Virginia that had the following rules on its door of
>All phones must be on vibrate or silent while you're inside.
>Texting is fine, no calls or you'll be asked to leave.
While people will roll their eyes, it makes it a lot nicer to not have to deal with hearing annoying ringtones or random conversations while eating.
I remember waiting with hiking friends and two inner-city youths came in smelling of weed. One of them started playing rap music while waiting to place an order. This 90-year-old-looking man came out from the kitchen and began screaming at them to either turn off their shit music or get out.

[Anonymous No.17747871]

I don't think I have ever visited a restaurant that has actual rules laid out.

[Anonymous No.17747880]

>>17747844
Are people allowed to talk in the restaurant? What's the difference between talking on the phone and talking to people you're with?

[Anonymous No.17747883]

>>17747880
People on the phone actually tend to talk much louder, from my experiences. So I'm not against saying please take phonecalls outside.

[Anonymous No.17747901]

>>17744620
>no ranch
why even open a restaurant, then?

[Anonymous No.17747917]

>>17747765
it's a bar, they probably make at least half of their money off of alcohol sales, if they did take out every day of the week, they'd lose out on alcohol sales and the food sales wouldn't be able to keep up.

.t wagie who works for a bar that does takeout, we don't clear 2k a day if most of our orders are take out

[Anonymous No.17747938]

>>17747880
People don't realize the volume on which they are speaking with someone while on the phone.

[Anonymous No.17747946]

>>17744620
Ah, yes. This classic rules for a restaurant that lasted less than 6-months before shutting down if I remember correctly the last time the picture was posted here on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.17747950]

>>17744620
>no onion rings
>no mushrooms
>only american cheese
Its like the only customers they want are oxymorons

[Anonymous No.17748033]

>>17747880
Many people don't talk into their phones, they scream at them. This is especially common among middle+ aged shitskins.
The assholes that use videocalls are even worse, because the moment the call start they seem to forget that they're not in the privacy of their own home anymore. They are forcing everyone in the immediate vicinity to listen in on whatever, often absolutely disgusting, inane drivel they're talking about with someone else. No, I do not want to know that you forgot to buy tampons and are freebleeding on your chair right now.

[Anonymous No.17748110]

>>17741264
Are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.17748158]

>>17740259
Tips.

[Anonymous No.17748177]

>>17747237

People spend so much time on their phones that they take 50% more time in the restaurant to place their order and finish the meal.

[Anonymous No.17748495]

>>17744858
>It's bizarre. The Irish are generally good people but Irish-Americans are generally the worst sacks of shit second only to Italian-Americans. Did the US only get the trash of Europe or something?
Maybe a combination of the retarded bits of America's frontier mentality, the usual brutalization of disliked minorities similarly to non-immigrant African Americans, and any inherited social issues from 19th century Ireland?

[Anonymous No.17748538]

>>17745849
try again

[Anonymous No.17749055]

>>17746363
>Not even a nice smile or a kind word
You don't know how to flirt do you...

[Anonymous No.17749079]

>>17747270
What places? Name one you can't.

[Anonymous No.17749088]

>>17747282
>anarchists
"anarchists"

[Anonymous No.17749174]

>>17749079
>Name one
Heart Attack Grill.

inb4 you try to argue it doesn't count when the babby one can be split

[Anonymous No.17749186]

>>17749174
You got me. Should have made the stipulation that meme restaurants don't count. I guess I'll go fuck myself then.

[Anonymous No.17749202]

>>17749186
I see it occasionally in menu threads as well. Never noticed if it's mainly gimmick places that does it, but I'll try to keep an eye on that next time I see a thread.

[Anonymous No.17749246]

>>17741264
KEK based reference
>>17746369
>>17748110
I think you should leave..

[Anonymous No.17749256]

>>17741705
God zoomers are so unfunny it hurts

[Anonymous No.17750196]

>>17740279
>>17744820
What's wrong with suspenders? My 80-year old dad uses them.

[Anonymous No.17750216]

>>17741842
This is a really long way to write "no blacks"

[Anonymous No.17750244]

>>17745889
The lack of mushrooms, onion rings, and a variety of cheeses might have something to do with it, though.

[Anonymous No.17750273]

>>17747765
>list of rules bigger than the menu
tldr 360° walk away

[Anonymous No.17750299]

>>17749079
It's more common with "nicer" places, they don't want poorfags coming in just to split an appetizer

[Anonymous No.17750314]

>>17741263
I've been banned from /ck/ like 10 times for saying the n word and also for "replying to off topic garbage"
the jannies here are worse than /pol/

[Anonymous No.17750383]

>>17745860
why are you going to wear dress shoes to a place called Hogan’s Beach?
the sign specifically says beach attire dumbass get some sandals

[Anonymous No.17750520]

>>17750299
If I can't share a taste with my date I'm not going there.

[Anonymous No.17750548]

>>17749174
well yea why buy 8 singles for $80 when you can just buy an 8 patty burger and 3 packs of bacon for $21 and then just buy an 8 pack of burger buns at the store and share them with everyone

[Anonymous No.17750557]

>>17747259
top kek

[Anonymous No.17750561]

>>17750273
>350 deg
How you outta gonna getta when you GOTTA GO?? Fuckin lookin at me at the same damn place, homie, the same damn place. 360 moonwalk and then OUTTA THERE

[Anonymous No.17750563]

>>17741264
Nice.

[Anonymous No.17750573]

>>17750314
You must be a truly awful poster.

[Anonymous No.17750574]

>>17744620
I understand not having any of this stuff on hand, but did they have to be insufferable faggots about it?

[Anonymous No.17750577]

>>17744914
hogans beach was a pretty fucking expensive place to eat
I wouldn't want to go in there and spend hundreds of dollars and have to smell your dirty shitty concrete worker boots

[Anonymous No.17750589]

>>17750573
thank you anon :)

[Anonymous No.17750704]

>>17744620
>"NO" Wheat or Gluten Free Bread
Well what the fuck kind of bread do they have then?

[Anonymous No.17750717]

>>17740279
>>no jeans
I'm gone.

[Anonymous No.17750721]

>>17747790
>anything I'm too much of a prissy little bitch to do myself is degenerate
eNazis are all the same.

[Anonymous No.17750723]

>>17749246
>based reference
What's the reference?

[Anonymous No.17750727]

>>17741673
Germany.

[Anonymous No.17750731]

>>17741677
So close.

[Anonymous No.17750734]

>>17744820
Every one of those rules is pure retardation
If you want to keep out niggers and White trash that bad, just swallow your pride and hire a fucking bouncer

[Anonymous No.17750747]

>>17750704
Yes.
>>17750721
Leftist are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.17750775]

>>17750747
Mein Kampf was written in the wake of the Beer Hall Putsch, not the Tap Water Hall Putsch. No actual moral high ground can be attained by being an insufferable holier-than-thou prick.

[Anonymous No.17750781]

>>17750577
>expensive restaurant
>sign looks like entrees cost at most 20 bucks
why would you spend 100s of dollars at a restaurant if they can't put effort into making a decent sign?

[Anonymous No.17750798]

>>17741422
Nah that's Wilt chamberlain. Bird was good but he isn't the goat.

[Anonymous No.17750805]

>>17741842
I can only assume the fag who wrote this was relentlessly bullied by chads wearing their hats backwards

[Anonymous No.17750831]

>>17740882
Every one of those rules has a story behind it.

[Anonymous No.17750860]

>>17744873
The only thing I can think of is the douchebag culture where guys would wear 2 polo shirts at the same time, or pop the collars. But that was more of a white frat bro kind of thing, or maybe working class guys trying to look like they were frat material. This was pre UVA rape hoax.

[Anonymous No.17750865]

>>17747880
it perverts the face to face setting

[Anonymous No.17750871]

>>17750860
Polos are big in streetware and gang shit

[Anonymous No.17750918]

>>17740865
Wait then you'd be facing the same way? You'd be moonwalking?

[Anonymous No.17750942]

>>17741842
>No Bandanas
>Hulk is wearing one in the picture
Explain how this is fair?

[Anonymous No.17750969]

>>17744620
The overcompensating for manliness here is thick

[Anonymous No.17751348]

>>17747790
lol maybe in your shithole
here, drinking in public is not only legal but safe, fun and an enjoyable social activity for all of the family.

[Anonymous No.17751351]

>>17740259
>no running away
what the fuck are they gonna do, chase me down and beat me?
even if i pay my tab first?

[Anonymous No.17751352]

>>17749174
>add 10 bacon slices
>$2.78
>when a 200g pack of bacon is fucking $9 at the store
where the fuck are they getting their bacon wholesale?

[Anonymous No.17751373]

>>17751352
That's gotta be an old menu. It's also probably paper thin and absolutely shit quality.

[Anonymous No.17751383]

>>17751352
Bacon is $6/lb stateside at every grocery store, so about 1/3 of the price that you are paying

[Anonymous No.17751590]

>>17744453
damn hot children need adult supervision

[Anonymous No.17751644]

>>17741264
Kek. Your date lied to keep you from gorging yourself you fat shit.

[Anonymous No.17751968]

>>17750723
I Think You Should Leave

[Anonymous No.17752034]

>>17745877
noooo you can't mention a manufactured pandemic that targeted small businesses while big ones remained just fine and open the whole time!!!!

[Anonymous No.17752275]

>>17740279
>no tank tops
>no bandanas
>no sports team clothing
nigger-free? count me in.

[Anonymous No.17753723]

>>17740279
>>17740259
I fail to see the issue.

[Anonymous No.17753733]

>>17744858
>Did the US only get the trash of Europe or something?
No. America turned them to trash because America is trash.

[Anonymous No.17753744]

>>17750314
Kek, I never get banned for my use of racial slurs. I get banned because I keep getting drunk and posting my junk haha.

[Anonymous No.17753752]

>>17744820
>I don't serve degenerates
Yes, you do.

[Anonymous No.17753753]

>>17751968
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.17753763]

>>17747788
>CAPTAIN
>CAAAAAEEEAEEAEVEMAAAAEAEAEAAAAAN

[Anonymous No.17753803]

>>17744820
Imagine being an alcoholic loser and thinking you get to decide what other people wear. Get a real job you fucking drunk

[Anonymous No.17753814]

>>17746369
I went to a restaurant at a theme park and they said my kid couldn’t order mac and cheese because it was on the kids menu and he wasn’t a kid anymore. We were the only ones in the failing, dying restaurant. Couldn’t imagine why.

[Anonymous No.17753918]

>>17750314
You don't know how good you have it here, despite the rampant sip shitposting and obvious shill threads. Your jannies actually nukes some of them.
t. /co/

[Anonymous No.17753967]

>>17753918
>Your jannies actually nukes some of them.
And it blows my mind that people complain about this because 4chan is broken windows theory in action. It's not like dropping the gamer word keeps the normies out anymore.

[Anonymous No.17754215]

>>17740259
>no change
but baby I swear I will change this time please dont go

[Anonymous No.17754574]

>>17753753
Tard

[Anonymous No.17754582]

>>17744820
Yeah you’re full of shit lmao. You aren’t a bartender that refuses service to people with jeans on

[Anonymous No.17754587]

>>17740259
It's weird to spell them out like that, but none of those are exactly unreasonable.

[Anonymous No.17754863]

>>17750299
>bring a bag with you discretely
>eat your portion and stuff your bag with your poorfag friends portion
>restaurants BTFO

[Anonymous No.17754965]

>>17745849
the place chose to exclude a big part of their potential costumers

[Anonymous No.17755408]

>>17740279
Sounds like my kind of place.

[Anonymous No.17755439]

>>17747785
apparently not because polos are also banned.
I guess the bar just doesnt serve anyone

[Anonymous No.17755684]

>>17747282
You can't smoke over here, you must smoke over there in the designated smoking area.

I thought these guys were fuck authority types.

[Anonymous No.17755714]

>>17744620
>"NO"

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[Anonymous No.17756119]

>>17744858
The only people that came to America, were those that couldn't hack it back in Europe or Asia or Mexico.

[Anonymous No.17756182]

>>17755830
Despite these rules everytime I've visited Philly I go to Pat's and have between 1-3 cheesesteaks, ordering what you want isn't actually hard (the cooks are the clerks and they really dgaf about the posted rules), and they are goddamn top-tier cheesesteaks I'll tell ya.

[Anonymous No.17756204]

>>17756119
We simply didn't want to continue living alongside people who are cucked enough to stay and enjoy living under tyrannical monarchies, and us making an entirely new country and btfoing the rest of the world in every military conflict that actually mattered was good enough for us freedom lovers. Oh yeah, hope you enjoy importing your best chefs, cooks and foods to America to get improved in every way shape and form also, that must be pretty nice to watch for ya.

[Anonymous No.17756231]

>>17756182
I've always heard Pat's and Geno's were tourist traps.

[Anonymous No.17756255]

>>17756231
Everytime I've been there's been basically no line, I even checked out another cheesesteak place or two and Pat's was just amazing compared, even #3 reheated that night in the oven. Never had Geno's.

[Anonymous No.17756308]

>>17756231
they are
>>17756255
there was no line because no one local eats there and who the fuck goes to Philly as a tourist lol. The best place to get a cheesestake is always the sketchiest shittiest little pizza place you can fine in the city as a rule.

[Anonymous No.17756352]

>>17756308
>The best place to get a cheesestake is always the sketchiest shittiest little pizza place you can fine in the city as a rule.
never thought about it but the only cheesesteak I'd buy around me (central NC) is from my favorite little pizza spot

[Anonymous No.17756361]

>>17756352
Small world. My best friend lives outside Charlotte.

[Anonymous No.17756431]

>>17747765
BUILT
FOR
BBBC

[Anonymous No.17756962]

>>17753763
I don't know why but seeing it written out cracked me up

[Anonymous No.17757023]

>>17740259
>Do not play weird songs on the jukebox
It then had a lengthy list of songs that would get your song turned off, paid for or not, and then you'd get kicked out. The assholes should just not have a jukebox.

[Anonymous No.17757095]

>>17757023
everybody sayin

[Anonymous No.17757101]

>>17757095
What kind of response is this? Are you black?

[Anonymous No.17757122]

>>17749055
THEY SAY YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, WELL TOMORROW I WANNA BE YOU

[Anonymous No.17757127]

>>17744800
oh "no"

[Anonymous No.17757129]

>>17757101
my two second not googling version of 'A well a everybody's heard about the bird'

[Anonymous No.17757138]

>>17750561
Fuckin newfags

[Anonymous No.17757145]

>>17746363
>Bro I might love your food but want to bring other things to add to my meal, like maybe I want to bring the fries from one place, a shake from another, and order a bunch of your food to go with it.
what the fuck? That's unacceptable conduct and nobody does that shit.

[Anonymous No.17757152]

>>17755830
i watched something recently that showed this place
it must be really famous

[Anonymous No.17757165]

>>17756182
Get yourself a Tony Luke's next time. Provolone with onions.
Or just skip the cheesesteak and get a DeNic's with broccolini.
Or a cold cut in south Philly.

[Anonymous No.17757172]

>>17757152
I know it from this dumbass site so I can't comment on that. I'd really love to go to a place like this and just reply "huh?" if they tried to enforce any of these dumbass 'rules' that the tourist trap (or racist but i'm not black) staff isn't gonna care about either

[Anonymous No.17757209]

>>17755830
Soup-nazi reincarnated into a Philly cheese steak joint

[Anonymous No.17757390]

Imagine the Iranian frllow who moved to some shithole neighborhood over the price point and is desperately trying to keep the lical color from getting into gang fights and dying in his kebab store.

[Anonymous No.17757429]

>>17747765
2,3(8+),9, and 10 are retarded

[Anonymous No.17757446]

>>17741842
>no basketball shorts
welp, there goes my entire attire

[Anonymous No.17757839]

>>17744827
I, for instance, have nothing against dogs and owned several, but I don't want fucking dogs around when I'm eating. If you go outside eating or to a bar keep your dog home, you fucking karen.