My morning is better than yours

[Anonymous No.17736419]

[Anonymous No.17736424]

>>17736419
I disagree.
My breast tissue growth it definitely noticeable and my nipples are hyper sensitive.
I'm on cloud 9.

[Anonymous No.17736430]

>>17736419
Based and spoonspilled.

[Anonymous No.17736431]

that may be so but that brekky it looks like a pretty sad all things considered

[Anonymous No.17736449]

>microwaved overcooked eggs
>frozen low quality sausage
>fatty cold unrendered ham
>canned beans
>1 single dirty mushrooms still raw

Being proud to eat this as a brit is a mental illness

[Anonymous No.17736453]

>>17736449
Envy.

[Anonymous No.17736466]

>>17736419
>My morning is better than yours

[Anonymous No.17736467]

>sugarless lrn bru
Fuck this gay ass country

[Anonymous No.17736474]

Anything more is bloat

[Anonymous No.17736480]

>>17736474
this but minus the jew stick

[Anonymous No.17736491]

You'd think that a population that fries 50% of all their food would be good at frying things, but clearly you'd be wrong.

[Anonymous No.17736509]

>>17736474
It's obvious you've never done a real day's work in your life.

[Anonymous No.17736516]

>>17736509
It's obvious that you have a bmi above 30

[Anonymous No.17736680]

>>17736419
1 mushroom?

[Anonymous No.17736694]

>>17736419
Is that an egg or canned mashed potatoes? I honestly can't tell

[Anonymous No.17736702]

>>17736680
That's the complimentary chef's turd that accompanies all fine Br*tish cuisine

[Anonymous No.17736899]

>>17736419

ATLEAST my skin isn't brown

[Anonymous No.17736904]

>>17736419
>>17736430
>>17736453
>>17736509
>*braaaaaaap*

[Anonymous No.17736914]

>>17736509
rekt

[Anonymous No.17736920]

>>17736419
no because I'm not british

[Anonymous No.17736926]

>>17736424
Send me nudes over discord?

[Anonymous No.17736933]

>>17736926
Sent ;)

[Anonymous No.17736968]

>>17736419
Why is it always just one pathetic mushroom cap. Can’t you afford more than a single mushroom?

[Anonymous No.17736980]

>>17736419
FUCK you idiot

[Anonymous No.17736988]

>>17736424
being transgender is awesome

[Anonymous No.17736991]

>>17736424
Trannies be like "umm hey that's cool but can you participate in my fetish?"
And then you wonder why we call you groomers and want to hang you and lynch you.

[Anonymous No.17737788]

>>17736419
What brand of sausages are those? They're the same ones you used to get at school and at places like Premier Inn and Tescos cafe and I love them

[Anonymous No.17737790]

>>17737788
They usually some wholesale brand from a cash n carry

[Anonymous No.17737792]

>>17736419
>>17736430
>>17736453
>>17736509
This stuff always makes me depressed cause I can't ever finish the plate in one sitting. I'd have to cut everything down to like a third to even have a chance. Worst part is that I'm fucking fat. I just can't eat a lot in one go.

[Anonymous No.17738081]

>shit food
>shit sports
>shit weather
>shit beer
>shit women
no wonder 1200 calories for breakfast is traditional, eating yourself to death is way more dignified than sucking barrels

[Anonymous No.17738089]

>Be bong
>Wake up
>They still envy us

[Anonymous No.17738094]

>>17738089
the civilized world only looks down on you peasants

[Anonymous No.17738108]

>>17738089
Whats the black stuff

[Anonymous No.17738113]

>>17738108
Congealed blood

[Anonymous No.17738123]

>>17738089
That blood sausage reminds me of delicious Morcilla de Burgos

[Anonymous No.17738127]

>>17738094
Thanks for reminding me about this, anon.
I needed a good laugh.

[Anonymous No.17738133]

>>17738127
It's the go-to for making bongs seethe whenever I want. It's like a super power.

[Anonymous No.17738135]

>>17736419
If you had shown this >>17736453 yeah but no. Yours was not better.

[Anonymous No.17738139]

>>17738133
You're doing god's work. Never let them forget.

[Anonymous No.17738141]

>>17738113
Whats it taste like

[Anonymous No.17738144]

>>17737792
Its a lot of food

[Anonymous No.17738150]

>>17738141
No idea, my taste has progressed since the 1600s, so congealed blood isn't on the menu

[Anonymous No.17738161]

>>17736419
>my morning is better than yours he says
>look into his plate
>a fucking disgusting trough slop
Cool platter. You'll be enjoying that. Wear a bib and dig in!

[Anonymous No.17738182]

>>17738094
>>17738133
>>17738133
>>17738139
>he thinks I care about wogball
LOOOL
Envy.

[Anonymous No.17738201]

>>17738182
Maybe getting mogged by the west indies in cricket will do it for you.
Thankfully there is no end to england embarrassing themselves on the world stage

[Anonymous No.17738215]

>>17736419
That's a bit too heavy mate. I'd go easier one the beans and the fried things

[Anonymous No.17738216]

>>17738201
>muh sports
Kek so much ENVY

[Anonymous No.17738225]

>>17736419
>>17736430
>>17736453
Fat and beans for breakfast, do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.17738227]

>>17736419
>>17736430
>>17736453
>>17736509
>>17738089
>>17738182
>>17738216

Everything is perfect, except the beans.
wtf with the beans for breakfast?
fucking disgusting tbqh

[Anonymous No.17738233]

>>17738216
I figured I'd appeal to the only culture you have left other than eating a color.

[Anonymous No.17738238]

>>17738094
Racist.

[Anonymous No.17738246]

>>17738139
>implying anyone with a brain (whatever nationality) cares about spectator sports

[Anonymous No.17738257]

[Anonymous No.17738260]

>>17736419
Beans with ketchup is fucking disgusting.
Learn how to make proper baked beans.

[Anonymous No.17738263]

>>17738225
This has to be bait.

Even reddittors can recognize an English breakfast

[Anonymous No.17738266]

>>17736419
>>17736430
>>17736453
Fuck off with your beans, nigger.

[Anonymous No.17738471]

>>17736419
>>17736430
>wetherspoons
What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.17738728]

>>17736419
no it isn't
>1 cup oats
>2 cup milk
>4:30 in the microwave
>1 scoop protein(chocolate)
>1 banana, sliced
>2 tablespoons peanutbutter
a 900kcal breakfast

[Anonymous No.17738839]

>poundland breakfast
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.17738906]

>>17736474
Ironic that Napoleon said "an army marches on its stomach." If he had fed his army well, you wouldn't have lost Waterloo.

[Anonymous No.17738916]

>>17736419
>irn bru
Very based

[Anonymous No.17738932]

>>17738089
>british sauce

haha what the fuck britbongs, looks kinda good but what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.17739057]

There is way too much baked beans going on around here.

[Anonymous No.17739071]

>>17738108
Sheep turd

[Anonymous No.17739086]

>>17738089
The amount of hatred Americans have for everything including themselves is truly hilarious.

They will never be a dignified empire like Britain.

[Anonymous No.17739106]

>>17738182
Football is all you have and the only thing preventing you from killing yourself

[Anonymous No.17739113]

>>17736419
Nah I had coffee and leftover tuna noodle casserole for breakfast, deeelicious.

[Anonymous No.17739143]

>>17736419
you could cram everything in that photo up your ass and your morning AND day would still be better than mine

[Anonymous No.17739191]

>>17736419
Did nobody notice the tiny person in the upper left?

[Anonymous No.17739358]

>>17736419
fucking hell op, you're so right. i've just had chocolate so far, and that looks delectable. it's been way too long since i've had sausage, ham, potato patties and baked beans. especially the beans, like with bbq or in hot dog soup. so damn good.

[Anonymous No.17739371]

>>17739191
Leprechaun after me Irn Bru.

[Anonymous No.17740040]

>beans
>beans
>beans
>beans
>beans
What the fuck is wrong with them to be this obsessed with disgusting beans?

[Anonymous No.17740163]

Based thread.

[Anonymous No.17740185]

>>17736509
eight sausages is really pushing it into fat bastard territory

[Anonymous No.17740374]

bunch of girly men in the this thread.....THIS is how breakfast is done....Murrican style.

[Anonymous No.17740624]

>>17738144
Jealous of all these lads who can finish their plates.

[Anonymous No.17740646]

>>17740374
cringe, imagine doing this

[Anonymous No.17742453]

>>17740374
Reddit post

[Anonymous No.17742458]

>>17738225
>calling everything gluttonous and indulgent american despite being from countries known and hated for such qualities historically
do faggotpeans really? yeah they do;

[Anonymous No.17742467]

>>17738225
French-Americans do not. That is why the Cayman Islands had certain ladles before the incident. It was sold before any beans could rush the tradition and the aspects surrounding it.

[Anonymous No.17742658]

>>17736491
I guess by the context of this thread you mean pan frying, but they do an above average level of roasts and boiled foods so it seems strange to imply pan frying is the distinctive aspect of their cuisine.

[Anonymous No.17742670]

>>17736694
Are u retarded?

[Anonymous No.17742682]

Why is this considered "british" food? They didn't create these cooking methods, is it because they're eaten together at a certain time of day?
If that's the case, what's to stop americans from taking this dish, adding 1 more thing to it and eating it for dinner and calling it an american food?
It would be equally as stupid and equally as valid.

[Anonymous No.17742710]

>>17738227
>>17738266
>>17740040
>ew beans
Spotted the claps

protip: beans in the UK and beans in the US are not the same. US beans are in a sauce which is much sweeter, whereas bong beans are in a more savoury sauce.

If you ever see british beans at your grocery store, buy them and give them a try. Fried breakfasts and unusual snacks such as 'beans on toast' will suddenly make a lot more sense once you're familiar with the taste.

[Anonymous No.17742721]

>>17742710
No one cares about your John Kerry ketchup beans you bonfaggot

[Anonymous No.17742730]

>>17736449
he's trolling, this is a 2/10 breakfast in bongland.

[Anonymous No.17742739]

>>17736474
IRL French cuisine.

[Anonymous No.17742746]

>>17738094
reminder: the 2 white lads scored
That Soy faggot wanted to put out a woke message of blacks saving it for England, it failed badly and as a result, I smashed my wife's face in.

[Anonymous No.17742749]

>>17738089
>Guinness, not Stella
KYS

[Anonymous No.17742755]

>>17740374
>post gun
>doesn't use 2A when it became clear a hostile government has taken control
your gun means nothing, you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.17742767]

what time of day do you eat such a breakfast
do you eat it alone
if not, under what pretext do they join you for such a big breakfast

[Emerald No.17742770]

>>17738123
Blood Sasuages are fucking nasty

[Anonymous No.17742772]

>>17736509
>Muh physical work! I'm totally not a lardass!
Everytime

[Anonymous No.17742777]

>>17742682

[Anonymous No.17743067]

>kung pao shrimp
>general tsos chicken
>fried rice
>egg roll
>a wonton w/ some broth
>fry up some chopped bacon
>sautee onions
>fry chinese leftovers
>add another egg
>black pepper
>sprinkle w/ some cornflakes
>drizzle w/ duck sauce

[Anonymous No.17743076]

>>17736419
Society has advanced to the point that civilized men can eat an English breakfast, an Italian lunch, a Spanish supper and a French dinner, yet no one does
What a world

[Anonymous No.17743365]

>>17742770
i bet you need your steak cooked till its grey all the way through and cant handle runny egg yolks

[Anonymous No.17743749]

>>17736419
>irnbru

[Anonymous No.17743770]

Who is that tiny dude walking at the top right of your picture photo?
Are you a Scottish giant?

[Anonymous No.17743783]

>>17743770
You don't have multi-story buildings in your country?

[Anonymous No.17745082]

>>17736453
That looks good but it has to be like 2000 calories at least.

[Anonymous No.17745102]

>>17745082
And?

[Anonymous No.17745109]

>>17742721
>John Kerry
?????
they also do not taste like ketchup whatsoever

[Anonymous No.17746068]

>>17736509

why can't bongs into bacon? its always just warmed up not rendered or crispy. jesus

[Anonymous No.17746082]

looks great, real good thread buds. wish i had a big full breakfast rn

[Anonymous No.17746105]

>>17746068
>just ignore all the other pics ITT of well-done bacon so you can make a boring 'muh bongs' seethepost that's been done a billion times
Boring.

[Anonymous No.17747243]

>>17740374
Get a load of infantile yanks and their plastic-handled cutlery. SAD

[Anonymous No.17747252]

>>17746105
They're right though. We do prefer our bacon chewy but then we eat back and its not the type of bacon that crisps up.

[Anonymous No.17747258]

>>17736419
>better
*fatter

[Anonymous No.17747269]

>>17746068
>>17747252
rashers curl up because its mostly meat so its hard to get the fat to make contact to crisp up. i've been cutting mine up and that helps speed up cooking and helps getting it crispier

[Anonymous No.17747334]

>>17736904
>ffffffffffffffrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAGSQQQUUUEAAAKSSGAAAABLLLLOOSSSHHSSHARRTSQUAKSHHHARRTS!

That is how you drop your guts.

[Anonymous No.17747379]

>>17743783
amerifats prefer single level malls because picrel

[Anonymous No.17747453]

>>17736430
Good morning Mr. Breakfast.

[Anonymous No.17747853]

>>17736430
>>17736419
get in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab0cPzjH3WI

[Anonymous No.17747855]

>>17747379
meds

[Anonymous No.17749167]

I knock all y'all out the park with my Jimmy Dean Meat Lovers Breakfast Bowl, made with eggs, potatoes, sausage, cheddar cheese and bacon. Couldn't ask for anything else

[Anonymous No.17749731]

>>17736419
I dunno mine was pretty good