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>> No.17736424 [DELETED] 

I disagree.
My breast tissue growth it definitely noticeable and my nipples are hyper sensitive.
I'm on cloud 9.

>> No.17736430
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Based and spoonspilled.

>> No.17736431

that may be so but that brekky it looks like a pretty sad all things considered

>> No.17736449

>microwaved overcooked eggs
>frozen low quality sausage
>fatty cold unrendered ham
>canned beans
>1 single dirty mushrooms still raw

Being proud to eat this as a brit is a mental illness

>> No.17736453
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>> No.17736466
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>My morning is better than yours

>> No.17736467

>sugarless lrn bru
Fuck this gay ass country

>> No.17736474
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Anything more is bloat

>> No.17736480

this but minus the jew stick

>> No.17736491

You'd think that a population that fries 50% of all their food would be good at frying things, but clearly you'd be wrong.

>> No.17736509
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It's obvious you've never done a real day's work in your life.

>> No.17736516

It's obvious that you have a bmi above 30

>> No.17736680

1 mushroom?

>> No.17736694

Is that an egg or canned mashed potatoes? I honestly can't tell

>> No.17736702

That's the complimentary chef's turd that accompanies all fine Br*tish cuisine

>> No.17736899


ATLEAST my skin isn't brown

>> No.17736904


>> No.17736914


>> No.17736920

no because I'm not british

>> No.17736926

Send me nudes over discord?

>> No.17736933

Sent ;)

>> No.17736968

Why is it always just one pathetic mushroom cap. Can’t you afford more than a single mushroom?

>> No.17736980

FUCK you idiot

>> No.17736988

being transgender is awesome

>> No.17736991

Trannies be like "umm hey that's cool but can you participate in my fetish?"
And then you wonder why we call you groomers and want to hang you and lynch you.

>> No.17737788

What brand of sausages are those? They're the same ones you used to get at school and at places like Premier Inn and Tescos cafe and I love them

>> No.17737790

They usually some wholesale brand from a cash n carry

>> No.17737792

This stuff always makes me depressed cause I can't ever finish the plate in one sitting. I'd have to cut everything down to like a third to even have a chance. Worst part is that I'm fucking fat. I just can't eat a lot in one go.

>> No.17738081

>shit food
>shit sports
>shit weather
>shit beer
>shit women
no wonder 1200 calories for breakfast is traditional, eating yourself to death is way more dignified than sucking barrels

>> No.17738089
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>Be bong
>Wake up
>They still envy us

>> No.17738094
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the civilized world only looks down on you peasants

>> No.17738108

Whats the black stuff

>> No.17738113

Congealed blood

>> No.17738123
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That blood sausage reminds me of delicious Morcilla de Burgos

>> No.17738127

Thanks for reminding me about this, anon.
I needed a good laugh.

>> No.17738133

It's the go-to for making bongs seethe whenever I want. It's like a super power.

>> No.17738135

If you had shown this >>17736453 yeah but no. Yours was not better.

>> No.17738139

You're doing god's work. Never let them forget.

>> No.17738141

Whats it taste like

>> No.17738144

Its a lot of food

>> No.17738150

No idea, my taste has progressed since the 1600s, so congealed blood isn't on the menu

>> No.17738161

>my morning is better than yours he says
>look into his plate
>a fucking disgusting trough slop
Cool platter. You'll be enjoying that. Wear a bib and dig in!

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>he thinks I care about wogball

>> No.17738201
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Maybe getting mogged by the west indies in cricket will do it for you.
Thankfully there is no end to england embarrassing themselves on the world stage

>> No.17738215

That's a bit too heavy mate. I'd go easier one the beans and the fried things

>> No.17738216
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>muh sports
Kek so much ENVY

>> No.17738225

Fat and beans for breakfast, do Americans really?

>> No.17738227


Everything is perfect, except the beans.
wtf with the beans for breakfast?
fucking disgusting tbqh

>> No.17738233

I figured I'd appeal to the only culture you have left other than eating a color.

>> No.17738238


>> No.17738246

>implying anyone with a brain (whatever nationality) cares about spectator sports

>> No.17738257
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>> No.17738260

Beans with ketchup is fucking disgusting.
Learn how to make proper baked beans.

>> No.17738263

This has to be bait.

Even reddittors can recognize an English breakfast

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Fuck off with your beans, nigger.

>> No.17738471

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.17738728

no it isn't
>1 cup oats
>2 cup milk
>4:30 in the microwave
>1 scoop protein(chocolate)
>1 banana, sliced
>2 tablespoons peanutbutter
a 900kcal breakfast

>> No.17738839

>poundland breakfast

>> No.17738906

Ironic that Napoleon said "an army marches on its stomach." If he had fed his army well, you wouldn't have lost Waterloo.

>> No.17738916

>irn bru
Very based

>> No.17738932
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>british sauce

haha what the fuck britbongs, looks kinda good but what the fuck.

>> No.17739057

There is way too much baked beans going on around here.

>> No.17739071

Sheep turd

>> No.17739086

The amount of hatred Americans have for everything including themselves is truly hilarious.

They will never be a dignified empire like Britain.

>> No.17739106

Football is all you have and the only thing preventing you from killing yourself

>> No.17739113

Nah I had coffee and leftover tuna noodle casserole for breakfast, deeelicious.

>> No.17739143

you could cram everything in that photo up your ass and your morning AND day would still be better than mine

>> No.17739191

Did nobody notice the tiny person in the upper left?

>> No.17739358

fucking hell op, you're so right. i've just had chocolate so far, and that looks delectable. it's been way too long since i've had sausage, ham, potato patties and baked beans. especially the beans, like with bbq or in hot dog soup. so damn good.

>> No.17739371

Leprechaun after me Irn Bru.

>> No.17740040

What the fuck is wrong with them to be this obsessed with disgusting beans?

>> No.17740163
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Based thread.

>> No.17740185

eight sausages is really pushing it into fat bastard territory

>> No.17740374
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bunch of girly men in the this thread.....THIS is how breakfast is done....Murrican style.

>> No.17740624

Jealous of all these lads who can finish their plates.

>> No.17740646

cringe, imagine doing this

>> No.17742453

Reddit post

>> No.17742458

>calling everything gluttonous and indulgent american despite being from countries known and hated for such qualities historically
do faggotpeans really? yeah they do;

>> No.17742467

French-Americans do not. That is why the Cayman Islands had certain ladles before the incident. It was sold before any beans could rush the tradition and the aspects surrounding it.

>> No.17742658

I guess by the context of this thread you mean pan frying, but they do an above average level of roasts and boiled foods so it seems strange to imply pan frying is the distinctive aspect of their cuisine.

>> No.17742670

Are u retarded?

>> No.17742682

Why is this considered "british" food? They didn't create these cooking methods, is it because they're eaten together at a certain time of day?
If that's the case, what's to stop americans from taking this dish, adding 1 more thing to it and eating it for dinner and calling it an american food?
It would be equally as stupid and equally as valid.

>> No.17742710

>ew beans
Spotted the claps

protip: beans in the UK and beans in the US are not the same. US beans are in a sauce which is much sweeter, whereas bong beans are in a more savoury sauce.

If you ever see british beans at your grocery store, buy them and give them a try. Fried breakfasts and unusual snacks such as 'beans on toast' will suddenly make a lot more sense once you're familiar with the taste.

>> No.17742721

No one cares about your John Kerry ketchup beans you bonfaggot

>> No.17742730

he's trolling, this is a 2/10 breakfast in bongland.

>> No.17742739

IRL French cuisine.

>> No.17742746

reminder: the 2 white lads scored
That Soy faggot wanted to put out a woke message of blacks saving it for England, it failed badly and as a result, I smashed my wife's face in.

>> No.17742749

>Guinness, not Stella

>> No.17742755

>post gun
>doesn't use 2A when it became clear a hostile government has taken control
your gun means nothing, you're a faggot.

>> No.17742767

what time of day do you eat such a breakfast
do you eat it alone
if not, under what pretext do they join you for such a big breakfast

>> No.17742770

Blood Sasuages are fucking nasty

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>Muh physical work! I'm totally not a lardass!

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>> No.17743067

>kung pao shrimp
>general tsos chicken
>fried rice
>egg roll
>a wonton w/ some broth
>fry up some chopped bacon
>sautee onions
>fry chinese leftovers
>add another egg
>black pepper
>sprinkle w/ some cornflakes
>drizzle w/ duck sauce

>> No.17743076

Society has advanced to the point that civilized men can eat an English breakfast, an Italian lunch, a Spanish supper and a French dinner, yet no one does
What a world

>> No.17743365

i bet you need your steak cooked till its grey all the way through and cant handle runny egg yolks

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>> No.17743770

Who is that tiny dude walking at the top right of your picture photo?
Are you a Scottish giant?

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You don't have multi-story buildings in your country?

>> No.17745082

That looks good but it has to be like 2000 calories at least.

>> No.17745102


>> No.17745109

>John Kerry
they also do not taste like ketchup whatsoever

>> No.17746068


why can't bongs into bacon? its always just warmed up not rendered or crispy. jesus

>> No.17746082

looks great, real good thread buds. wish i had a big full breakfast rn

>> No.17746105

>just ignore all the other pics ITT of well-done bacon so you can make a boring 'muh bongs' seethepost that's been done a billion times

>> No.17747243

Get a load of infantile yanks and their plastic-handled cutlery. SAD

>> No.17747252

They're right though. We do prefer our bacon chewy but then we eat back and its not the type of bacon that crisps up.

>> No.17747258


>> No.17747269

rashers curl up because its mostly meat so its hard to get the fat to make contact to crisp up. i've been cutting mine up and that helps speed up cooking and helps getting it crispier

>> No.17747334


That is how you drop your guts.

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amerifats prefer single level malls because picrel

>> No.17747453

Good morning Mr. Breakfast.

>> No.17747853

get in


>> No.17747855


>> No.17749167
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I knock all y'all out the park with my Jimmy Dean Meat Lovers Breakfast Bowl, made with eggs, potatoes, sausage, cheddar cheese and bacon. Couldn't ask for anything else

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I dunno mine was pretty good