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What is his endgame?

>> No.17727978

>>17727970
To be the Bane of your CIA plane

>> No.17727984

Cayenne is high in estrogens and microplastics, dont trust him

>> No.17727989

>>17727970
Apparently posting "best of" compilations for the remainder of his life

>> No.17727994
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17727994

>>17727984
Put the fucking cayenne in OR ELSE

>> No.17728557

>>17727970
I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>> No.17728571

>>17727984
It's high test and also heart healthy, what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.17729630

>>17727994
>Helloooo thisischef JON from FOOOOOood Wishes dot com wiiiith... your life in his hands! That's right, Chef John has prepared a bullet with your name on it, and the hardest part of it all? The cleanup!

>> No.17729755

>>17727978
Jesus lol

>> No.17729788

>Thats right, this amazing recipe is by far the most closely guarded secret in the history of foodwishes!
>Well actually, that's not true. The fact that my moustache is fake is probably really the biggest secret, but food-wise, its definitely these chocolate chip cookies.
D E E P L O R E

>> No.17729798

>>17727970
I like Chef John but what the fuck is the point of this thread. Hang xirself.

>> No.17729803

>>17727989
He's literally been making videos for 10 years he's gotta be out of shit to cook

>> No.17729976

>>17729798
shut the fuck up adam

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17730037

>>17727978
Kek, that got a real chuckle

>> No.17730045
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>>17728557
same.

>> No.17730060

>>17727970
Make money

>> No.17730392

>>17727978
Gave me the good ol' kekka kekka

>> No.17730441
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17730441

>>17730037
>you will own nothing
okay, done
>and you will be happy
WHEN

>> No.17731218
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17731218

>>17727978

>> No.17731239

>>17728571
(((You))) won't trick me

>> No.17731294

tappa tappa tappa

>> No.17731422

>>17727970
It's uh simple...he dies for our food sins.

>> No.17732782

and then just to make sure you've spatched the cock, you give em the olllllll tappa tappa. Because you are the Dr. Phil, of your Mozambique Drill.

>> No.17732975

>>17729630
sowhatyou'regonnawanttodo...
isgetdownOOOOON your knees...
AND STAAART SUCKING

>> No.17734945

anyone have the pasta where ragusea is trapped in johns basement?

>> No.17735110

>>17734945
the one with the piano music and john sodomizing adam with cayenne?

>> No.17735563

>>17735110
yes that is exactly the one

>> No.17735586
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17735586

>when the chef doesn't do the ol' tappa tappa

>> No.17735643

>>17735563
i know exactly what you're talking about but i can't find it sorry

>> No.17735660
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17735660

>>17727978
Funny guy

>> No.17736087

>>17729803
It's been more than 10 years

>> No.17736098

>>17731218
kek

>> No.17736128

>watch chef john video
>he references peanut butter jelly time
>"wow, for his age he's pretty with internet culture"
>look it up
>pbjt was 20 years ago
fuck... where has the time gone

>> No.17736438

>>17736128
you wasted it on 4chan

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17736508

>>17736128
wake up anon

>> No.17738054
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17738054

>>17734945
>>17735563
Found it:
>>17304230
Adam awoke, naked and chained to a wall, with a coughing fit, the hairs on his tounge having gotten caught in his windpipe while unconcious. He wheezed and felt the gag reflex kick in before finally exhaling the errant curly hairs. He looked upon them in his hand and realized these looked too feral, too masculine to be anywhere near his own. He took small comfort in knowing this meant he likely hadn't sucked himself off last night. Trying to recollect the events leading up to this, he noticed he was in a dark basement, walls lined with spice racks and filled to the brim with jars of Cayenne. Adam had little time to take in his surroundings as he became aware of a sharp burning sensation in his asshole. His confusion giving way to panic, he screamed for help into the darkness, his echoing plea reverberating into the void.

A moment of silence. Suddenly, the stillness was faintly broken by approaching footsteps accompanied by the sound of a piano:

https://youtu.be/UI6YgHidevk [Embed] [Embed]

An vast silhoutte emerged from the dark, and with a booming voice exclaimed:

"This is Chef John, from fooooood wishes dot com wiiiith... How to prep your soyboy!"

A shiver came Raguesa as he suddenly remembered exactly what transpired last night.

"J-john, please, I-I'm sorry, I promise I'll cancel my Youtube account and buy some more Cayenne, just let m-"

No sooner had Adams words left his lips before John mighty hairy hands covered his mouth and forced his face to the ground, his muffled cries ignored by the titan, who was Jovially explaining every step of the process to the camera. In the corner of his eye, he saw Chef John reach for one of the jars of Cayenne while forcing Adams buttcheeks apart. At that moment, he realized the origin of the burning sensation he had felt earlier.

>> No.17738088

>>17734945
check out this thread too >>15832252

>> No.17738300

>>17727970
Make shitty recipies that people try because he has a shitty version of everything and they are the 1st result on all recipies