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>> No.17727744

i wish to be as confident as this man is with making this thing

>> No.17727768

the garbage fire really gives it that unique flavor

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>> No.17727850

>handles and hangs onto the metal thats prob like 150c
his hand skin must be calloused to hell

>> No.17727856
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Ja/ck/ bros, why cant we stop winning?

>> No.17727859

damn i really wanted to see him attempt to roll that... whatever it is

>> No.17727861

imagine already having a paralyzed arm and still eating like this

>> No.17727864

It's keto, it's healthy.

>> No.17727870

that doesn't look like his barbecue sauce, did he betray himself?

>> No.17727944

isn't this the dude who also did that black carrot fried in copious amounts of butter too?

>> No.17727974

probably, grant is a fucking retard who sniffs his own farts

>> No.17727992

whats the point of the oil?

>> No.17728006

Clearly he's suicidal and hoping a third stroke will finally finish him

>> No.17728073

the heat from the oil cooks the rice

>> No.17728096
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The carrot was Rene Redzepi.

>> No.17728102

the principle idea is intriguing, but that execution certainly leaves a shit ton to be desired

>> No.17728124

It's cold and raw.

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>> No.17728137

brazil is a garbage dump and its 100% their inhabitants fault

>> No.17728169

Gimmick: The Restaurant

>> No.17728387

wow thats retarded

>> No.17728483
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>> No.17728563

The 3 olives makes this webm worth rewatching every time it is reposted

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>> No.17728664

That will be $750 thanks.

>> No.17728679
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god I wish that were me....

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>> No.17728706

Little bit of flavor and it probably helps to keep the rice from sticking to the pan.

>> No.17728719

the plate was not in the oven baka

>> No.17728731

Can't believe that they rigged the church chilli cookoff to steal the victory from Jack.

>> No.17728736
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I hope they all burn in hell for eternity for that

>> No.17728738

How are you supposed to eat it? I see no cutlery and the "chef" says using it to get food to your mouth is monotonous so I guess you're meant to lick it off the plate like a starving animal?

>> No.17728753

What's the secret to getting a good mold on your brisket?

>> No.17728757

Taking shit of the ceiling and moving it through the dining room full of guests is fucking disgusting

>> No.17728790

The west deserves to fall

>> No.17728802
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>> No.17728822

This is some Leslie Nielsen tier comedy

>> No.17728833

>this is what ketofats think is "dieting"

>> No.17728838

Making this a webm when I get home


>> No.17728850

Unpeeled? That's fucking degenerate

>> No.17728852

desu he probably just put it in the carry bag to transport to the trash because a) it was super fucking hot and b) to ensure the flame was smothered. I doubt any pizza shop lacks that much awareness that they'd send this shit out. Then again, I could be wrong.

>> No.17728854

Critical failure

>> No.17728858

Anyone wants to webm this? It's informative and useful

>> No.17728869

Modern art was a mistake.

>> No.17728910

That looks like an infomercial for some kind of pizza making kitchen gadget.
>Are you so retarded you burn your ass while making pizza? Have your credit card ready and call 1-800-I-USE-REDDIT

Wearing cuck mask. Story checks out: chef is retarded.

>> No.17729394

You can now hear the generic informercial announcer saying "What a mess!"

>> No.17729408

>we are hurting on ingredients
>has plenty of dairy, herbs, and greens

>> No.17729445

Ah yes nothing makes /ck/ seethe like a restaurant at which they will never be able to dine.

>> No.17729452

Modern art wasn't the mistake, the refusal to move past the same modern art that was first made in the 50's was a mistake. But it's cheap to make and takes little talent, and retards still buy it.

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>> No.17729524

That would be fun

>> No.17729527

Jack isn't on keto fully. He "leans" keto

>> No.17729587

Kaczynski was right

>> No.17729668

Where's this from?

>> No.17729675

the oil literally sits at the top of the water. how is it preventing the rice from sticking when its at the top????????????????

>> No.17729710

shutup you gay faggot i hate you stupid chink jew

>> No.17729715

It's more the "eating off of a fucking ceiling tile" part.

>> No.17729732

>How are you supposed to eat it?
You don't

>> No.17729763

Modern plating art meets the Crab Shack.

I'm just curious how they pour the sauce as squares.

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>> No.17729879

all those retards using rice cookers are just wasting time and money
what a stupid invention

>> No.17729923

what are those tubes?

>> No.17729925

The sauce is simmered and reduced in a square pan

>> No.17729929

How did the drops of "sauce" turn square ??

>> No.17729968

>old carrot, thickmilk, and weeds
>wa la

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>> No.17729995

I can't prove you wrong.

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>> No.17730006

Apparently it was a fortuitous property of the plastic sheet they lay down before serving. Coolest part of the presentation to me.

>> No.17730030

You WILL eat the tubes

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idk what these are, too lazy to go back and see what the thumbnail is, since the android filepicker doesnt.
hope it's not nsfw

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>> No.17730077

Not using her kitchen clamp. For shame.

>> No.17730092

I legitimately just threw up in my mouth a little

>> No.17730175

i wish we had more african webms
i think they'd be interesting

>> No.17730261

this is like an MDE bit

>> No.17730281

>lots of colors all nicely arranged in their own ways, can easily appreciate their uniqueness and contrast
>forced mixing ultimately results in a depressing shade of brown where nothing stands out
really makes you think

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>> No.17730366

If you're asian and eat rice with every single meal including breakfast I can see why you would get a rice cooker but for normal people yeah nah

>> No.17730373

>Onion powder, garlic powder.
Lazy nigger doesn't have half a metre of ground to grow the real thing.

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>> No.17730538



Oh yeah, also the place is called Tony Baloney's Pizza. It's in NJ.

>> No.17730586

actually a smart way to put it out lmao

>> No.17730605

great allegory for rendering humanity into an indistinguishable ugly brown mass

>> No.17730623

man that mixer really busts the shit out of the candies, tons of the ones in the worker's hand look smashed

>> No.17730630

how did indians know to use tomatos if they were made in america?

>> No.17730657

They didn't before they got tomatoes.
Look up old ancient curry recipes.

>> No.17730672

then why did they use a tomato in this recipe

>> No.17730682

They didn't, the British Empire taught them how to use tomatoes.

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Because it's not an ancient recipe?

>> No.17731050

Look up the history of Tikka - some asshole called tandoori chicken "dry" and so the cook dumped tomato soup on it. That is literally how tomato entered the pantheon of curry.

>> No.17731070

The internet.

>> No.17731093

iron wrath?

>> No.17731303


Where are the other 24 Jack webms?

>> No.17731398

>leave covered in a fine food dust to attract the pigeons

>> No.17731615

Anon, don't be silly, indians are native to america, thats why the liberals call them native americans

>> No.17731627

Why cant he use his left arm anymore?

>> No.17731652

Many a stroke>>17731303

>> No.17731690

Ja/ck/'s had more strokes than an incel on Saturday night, lmao

>> No.17731787

damn this is cool. it even triggers the incel. slam dunk of a vid my dude.

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>> No.17732098

eu comia

>> No.17732262

I don't know man, I can get that experience for free when I babysit my 5-7 years old nieces/ nephews. Hand them a big plate, some food and condiments and they're happy to churn out some jackson pollock paintings for me as well.

>> No.17732758

Serving hot dogs on a submarine huh?
Gotta get your practice in, I guess.

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>the refusal to move past the same modern art that was first made in the 50's was a mistake.
Modern art from the 1950's was a government psyop promoted by the CIA in order to undermine communist propaganda.
It has since then been used as a tool for embezzlement. People who participate in it now are either in on the joke, or too stupid to get it.

It's one of those facts that sounds too stupid to be true, but turns out to be genuine the moment you do even a baseline investigation on it.

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>> No.17733280

>higher end dining experience
>just throwing shit on a ceiling panel

>> No.17733287

>looks utterly baffled as to what the green thing is.

I'm not surprised. She's probably hasn't had an ounce of plant matter in her grease trap in the past decade.

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>> No.17733333

Isn't the trash can right next to him?

>> No.17733342

I havent looked into him the last few years, at first I was surprised he hadnt regained movement in that arm by now
Then I remembered its Ja/ck/ we are talking about.

So I went to his channel and watched his latest video from 2 days ago
He spends the first 2 minutes talking about how he beats his new puppy and is going to show him how much of an alpha dog he is
It made me kek thinking about him swinging his good arm at the dog with his bad arm flopping

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It's been a while guys but I found this old gem.

>> No.17733363

Is this what they took from us?

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>watching him stir the tahini one handed

>> No.17733377

It doesn't stay at the top. It's not like with pasta. When cooking rice, you cook until all of the water is absorbed or evaporated, so the oil would also be absorbed or evaporated at the end, which is when it is most helpful to stop sticking.

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>> No.17733387

What the fuck is this

>> No.17733391

Asian cousine.

>> No.17733395

Meat so fresh it was literally still breathing prior to hitting the grill.

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>> No.17733401
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something about eating addicts eating is really creepy. it's so mechanical and obscene at the same time. you can see a brief moment of trance-like surrender in their face

>> No.17733416

My wife's a multi generational rice farmer and this is very sad to watch.

>> No.17733422

Americans really are this fucking stupid

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>> No.17733446

nah its eel.

>> No.17733487

That webm lmao, if you really don't want to kill anything you can only eat seeds and fruits, that's grim.

>> No.17733494

>hamming it up for the camera
tiktok is just another tool invented by the dopamine peddlers to reduce collective IQ

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for our lost /alch/bros

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>> No.17733523

You can't argue with results. His rice looks perfect.

>> No.17733552
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Never even thought of using oil for rice. I guess I could give it a try at least.
I like this rice cooking video. It reminds me a bit of the one where Lynch is making quinoa.

>> No.17733554

don't submarine crews get better food, for morale purposes? still impressive

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>submarine mess
>everything is actually quit tidy and clean

>> No.17733569

I'd sniff the glass

>> No.17733627

eat shit and die grandpa

>> No.17733628
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>that rice vid
unexpectedly kino

I see recommendations for using oil in rice when you want the grains to remain separate, especially to make sure every grain is evenly coated before putting the water in. I also have seen people boil their rice in a ton of excess water and then drain it off when it's cooked through. it's amusing to see all the seething asians in here, because the result in OP's vid looks fine if that's how you want your rice.


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>> No.17733696

Brownpipo here. Is adding oil to rice really that crazy? I was taught to make rice with butter and have only eaten it made with butter. Do wypipo seriously cook their rice with just water?

>> No.17733717

t. half breed mutant

>> No.17733727

how does she leave

>> No.17733730

Yellowpipo are very autistic about rice, and this site is filled with weebs, so they're autistic on behalf of Asians.

>> No.17733734

>non-white is an ignorant retard
what a shocker

>> No.17733789

they dont eat plain rice

>> No.17733931

sorry I'm not well versed in 14 different ways to cook rice because I wasn't born in a mishmash country made up of 80 different nationalities

>> No.17733955

She has to fart all the stemware.

>> No.17734009

which episode is this?

>> No.17734260

It's probably to do with the weave of the table cloth.

>> No.17734266

_____ explosion 2

>> No.17734277

>cutting pizza with a spackle knife

>> No.17734281

Fair amount of literature on this. missions are usually 6 mo at a time without resupply. First month or so food is good, month 3 and past food winders down to mostly canned stuff. Can get resupplied at sea but depends on which area they operate at.

>> No.17734297

All this effort for fucking rice?
Just get one of those 10 min boil bags

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>> No.17734344

shoulda asked for two scoops

>> No.17734347

Chink fine dining

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>> No.17734421

i just got banned

>> No.17734441

not really

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I'm out of the loop with Jack stuff, what happened to his arm?

>> No.17734449

You sniff it

>> No.17734460

He got so angry at leftists that he refuses to use his left arm anymore.

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>> No.17734477

I'm getting a gout attack just watching this

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>> No.17734519

Those are honeycombs ?

>> No.17734581

How does he get out of there?

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>> No.17734592

They can't afford a freezer?

>> No.17734603
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that guy is not right

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>> No.17734671

That's literally a European.
Seethe more.

>> No.17734678

>brown person doesn't know what youtube or google is where you can search and see how different foods are made

>> No.17734699

Grilled honeycomb with red and green pepper.

>> No.17734769

Yeah, fuck the extra vitamins and flavor. People who unnecessarily peel vegetables enrage me.

>> No.17734773

Camomile grows in the gravel in the middle of my driveway. I spray it with 2,4-D once a year to make sure it stays gone. It smells and tastes like shit. I can't believe people consume it in any form.

>> No.17734785

My favorite is the history of Vindaloo. It came from portugal.

>> No.17734791

>wine vinegar
White or red?

>> No.17734813

>the fuck is this shit?
Oh, it's a tranny, a dyke, and some kind of drooling retard emo thot.

>> No.17734818

They have freezers, but the space is limited when you're feeding that many crew.

>> No.17734840

They look like combs filled with larvae.

>> No.17734848

At least put some peanut butter in there.

>> No.17734858

Nigger, in carrots it's the same tissue, it's not a different layer with a special composition that contains ingredients that get lost. It's just the part that's in contact with dirt.

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>> No.17734871

>same tissue
So, it's entirely edible, and there's no reason to waste time or effort removing it? It's moot anyway. They're European and will cook the shit out of it so that it's reduced to mush.

>> No.17734874

very cool anon, god bless your autism

>> No.17734878

It's who?

>> No.17734881

I'm portuguese and I had no idea. Do you know the "equivalent" portuguese dish?

>> No.17734891

It's a way of getting all the dirt and sand out. Carrots are bitch to wash if you choose to do that INSTEAD of peeling them. You'll always have the darkened skin patches which look terrible and sometimes it has sand, even after washing. It's safer and faster to just peel them.

>> No.17734899

Carne de vinha d'alhos
Vindaloo comes out of the Goa region which was run by the Portuguese for a while and still has a lot of cultural influences.

>> No.17734934

>has one stroke, this one doesnt do much
>keeps eating badly as usual
>has a second stroke, this one takes his right arm movement
>eats better for a bit... then goes back to his usual stuff
>thinks jesus will heal it so he doesnt do any physical therapy, note how he just lets his arm dangle like a used condom

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Damn so it's permanently paralyzed now? Sucks to suck, Jack.

>> No.17734956

The meat inside actually looks pretty nice

>> No.17734981
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I hate the way this guy humiliates himself on video. Very sad to see. Pic shows him a few years ago before he started with this shit.

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>> No.17735014

>eats a spoonful of plain rice
They hooked up at the end of that season, if anybody's wondering.

>> No.17735047

I hate his "Look at me, I enjoy" face

>> No.17735060

hmm, love me some good ol pilk

>> No.17735090

Just a typical bar in Australia

>> No.17735160

it is pretty sad but he's basically a mentally ill addict and a narcissist. it's sad in the same way a rabid animal is sad. it's impossible to help people like this until they want it for themselves.

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>> No.17735253

Vinha d'alhos is just marinating stuff in steong red wine and crushed garlic. What does vindaloo use for replacing the red wine (I can't see them using red wine as an ingredient).

>> No.17735265

thats enough turmeric to make anything horrible taste bland. great job jack.

>> No.17735375

>Cooking it flesh side first without a huge amount of butter
Everytime this gets reposted I tell myself she deserves all the allergies she claims to have for tiktok upvotes but doesn't actually have.

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>> No.17735411

impressive if real

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Well he is one of the best chefs of all time.

>> No.17735423

It would be if he was quicker, but he loses too much time carefully feeling for each joint like any amateur would do.

>> No.17735426

Because he's teaching the group what to look and feel for.

>> No.17735712

>Hating on milk and pepsi
I wish I could have fucked Laverne and/or Shirley :(

>> No.17735720

Legitimate question to vegetarians/vegans. Is wild caught or farmed fish better for the environment? Farmed requires an absolute ton of resources, but commercial fishing creates an absolute ton of pollution and collateral damage in the ocean. My instinct says farmed is better, but I can be convinced either way.

>> No.17735732

They didn't have that much of a problem in the 1600s with wooden ships.

>> No.17735738

newfag get out

>> No.17735748

The whole Internet?

>> No.17735755

>it's sad in the same way a rabid animal is sad.
The rabid animal didn't choose to get a disease while they have literally millions of people telling him to get better and listing resources to do so. A rabid animal is sad because they didn't have a choice in the matter and once they're sick, the only cure is a bullet. Something like this just makes me legitimately wish Jack was dead and makes me realize there are far too many people in the world.

>> No.17735763

Do you see any trucks? Of course it's the whole thing.

>> No.17735783

Fish enjoyer; it depends on the fish. Farmed freshwater fish like trout, tilapia and bass are totally fine environmentally. Farmed salmon is a mess that causes huge amounts of pollution, both directly and indirectly. The same is true of shrimp farmed outside of the USA. A well managed wild fishery is completely sustainable, while a poorly managed farm can cause a lot of damage. The best seafood to farm are the bivavles - clams, oysters, and mussels - since they can actually improve the environments they're raised in.

>> No.17735798

its a joke video

>> No.17735917

It literally doesn't matter which side first faggot. If you're not a retard it doesn't go dry.

>> No.17735947

>thinks jesus will heal it so he doesnt do any physical therapy, note how he just lets his arm dangle like a used condom
Jack is openly a radical Zionist.

>> No.17736122

This is 100% someone was sativa-leaning high food creation

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>> No.17736203

>hard tack
eat up.

>> No.17736216

zoomers are fucking useless, can you imagine if we had to draft these cunts

>> No.17736241

>eat seeds
>kill baby plants
>eat fruits
>kill more baby plants
you really can't win.

>> No.17736268

Mm, I love pop history.

First off, grog was amazing. Grog was listed as a royal navy requirement until after World War II and there was more than one mutiny where a lack of grog was listed as an inciting factor - including several of which that were considered justified mutinies due to the lack of it. Grog wasn't on all ships because it was a needed ration like bread or water. Sailors would not serve on a ship without it because it was so desirable.

Second, you're ignoring salt pork, which was not only ubiquitous on ships, but it was considered desirable on land to the point where salt pork was desired over fresh beef by commoners and nobles alike fairly regularly. Combined with its longevity, salt pork was probably the most desirable meat there was on land or sea up until refrigerators were perfected.

Third, you're comparing 1600 standards to today's standards. This is such an amateur mistake that it's almost not worth engaging with you on the rest. In the winter, anyone except mainland nobles were eating the same shit that crews on ships were.

>> No.17736283

I too love the Townsends.

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Now that's an artist!

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the fag i was replying to was talking about how ships didn't need refrigeration. they didn't need it because all they served was grog and hard tack. grog is shit and i'd like to see you swig a slosh of 1:2 rum to water and bite down on a earworm-ridden wheat rock. the "salt pork" (jerkey) they had was miniscule and sparse.
and in the winter, nobody was slugging grog and hard tack. they're not on a ship and have access to open fires and ovens as well as whatever stock of food they've prepared in advance. if they want good alcohol, they'd grab mead, cider, beer, anything but fucking grog, and if they wanted good food, they'd grab anything but hard tack and salt pork so long as they had stored flour and living cattle.
gb2r. nobody cares about your low intellect but maybe surrounded by other retards you'd be lauded.

>> No.17736428

As much as you hate it he makes plenty of money doing his fatty shenanigans, probably more than he did playing the violin.
Truly we live in a society.

>> No.17736458

It's okay to admit you don't know anything about culinary history, anon.

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>> No.17736606

this level of automation is honestly incredible
the fact that we dont use this technology to solve world hunger is nothing short of a travesty

>> No.17736614

the obstacle to solving world hunger is as much one of corruption and the logistics of transporting perishables as it is one of production, if not moreso. there will be a lot fewer hungry mouths to feed in about a year, though.

>> No.17736642

That's Korean

>> No.17736686

the obstacle is that it would feed slovenly niggers on the dime of the working man. "world hunger" is something that citizens in that world should be fixing through work. too bad it's all in Africa LOL.

>> No.17736737

he is one of the most visible chefs of all time*

>> No.17736771

Imagine you had white people building infrastructure and public services in your stretch of jungle or savanna and then inexplicably they leave and warlords start raping your daughters and eating your sons.
This is the "decolonization" that trannies keep celebrating.

>> No.17736796

imagine you had "white people" conquering and developing your lands while you ate mud, then after they gave up you continue to eat mud whilst receiving handouts from them.
even if warlords are dominating them, they'll just sit and eat mud. there is no "decolonization" or "colonization" of Africa to the Africans, because they never changed their act: they ate mud as things happened around them. only to the white man was there change in Africa.

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its dey culcha

>> No.17736850
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I never learned to use tomatoes...

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>> No.17736885

>what is scurvy

>> No.17736955

holy shit it makes it even funnier cause she looks like she's about to crack up every 3 seconds. She's trying with every fibre of her being not to just burst out laughing while "crying". That was hilarious.

>> No.17737336

Theres scrambled and then there is stirred

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>> No.17737580

3 million people saw that and think it was perfectly reasonable

>> No.17737584

I don't remember writing this

>> No.17737607
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>Spend all your time on the ocean
>don't eat fish

>> No.17737609

>"wOrLd hUnGeR"
>immediately thinks of Africa, who just wants to be left fucking alone

>> No.17737613

Zoomers are anxiety ridden, typically fat, inept, and bad at everything

>> No.17737621

>can you imagine if we had to draft these cunts
Good, let's do it.

>> No.17737637

Very obscure filename but I actually got the reference lol. Cool webm too.

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>> No.17737674

I pity the fools that never had a frango milho e catupiry pizza.

>> No.17737710

Based. I hope my wife finished making the meatballs when I'm back. I'll even hang about a bit more to give her time

>> No.17737722

>omggg just live in the pod and eat ze bugs anon why are tou so stubborn
>this is not way for a man to love


>> No.17737725

Don't wanna be that guy anon but it's by design. We like a boogeyman to diminish wages and quality of life of urbanites

>> No.17737734

says the NPC

>> No.17737742

just finished a rewatch of the oblivion playthrough a few weeks back, pure soul

>> No.17737747

link me to this thing you speak of

>> No.17737749

lmao filename

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>> No.17737757

Absolute cooklet, go back to whatever containment board you belong to.

>> No.17737772

>white people recommend jewtube and jewoogle like a good goy.
typical for a race of cucks

>> No.17737775

>Central European household
>Pures Leben
>"American Cooking"
Are you blind?

>> No.17737781

>German narration
>"American Sushi"
This has to be ironic

>> No.17737784

>americans in Germany

>> No.17737787

he knows you guys would steal it and call it your own anyway

>> No.17737789

That's an ulcerated tree spirit k08w0

>> No.17737817

Faggot LARP. Try harder

>> No.17737822

What show?

>> No.17737837

Did you drop it in dirt? Is it burnt?

>> No.17737896

no fish caught is better for the environment
also better for the fish

>> No.17737911
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She almost did btw
Good girl.

>> No.17737916

Bless her

>> No.17737943

could someone post the fish hitting the oven and falling apart + chicken scorched inside a barrel videos

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>> No.17737964

watch seaspiracy documentary
beware the narrator is cringe and a bit gutless but once he leaves japan the whole thing is very eye opening
I am now personally committed to only eating seafood I have caught myself or know it was hand caught and not trawled etc.

>> No.17737973
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Bot gave me a 5-minute timeout on the chicken video.
Maybe it's already in another thread or something. I don't know.

>> No.17737988

>$300-$500 dollars/person
shitloads of people can afford something like that for a special occasion. and they would be correct to feel pissed off if the dessert was bits of smashed meringue and berry compote slopped onto the table with mint cotton candy (???????)

>> No.17738046

the heat from the barrel cooks the chicken
the flip cooks the fish

>> No.17738096

im so confused

>> No.17738097

>t. the girl

>> No.17738099

They seemed happy though with their table slop

>> No.17738165

He's most likely autistic

>> No.17738278

she has to eat all the eggs, but she doesn't have to tell him what happened. what are you confused about?

>> No.17738287

fsr i always thought the eggs were hard boiled

>> No.17738435

Imagine the smell

>> No.17738507
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I remember this thread

>> No.17738529

imagine what she does to the plumbing in her hive apartment afterwards

>> No.17738574

Can you people stop replying to the same obvious bait pics posted in LITERALLY EVERY WEBM THREAD?

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>> No.17738611

>eat the bugs in 2044
>eat the bugs in 1600
both are bad

>> No.17738619

>catch fish with net
>no way to cook it
maybe as a last resort

>> No.17738650

t. Tricatel

>> No.17738856

I've always seen white rice made with oil and salt and I'm from PR. How it's served in the states being just rice and water is so bland

>> No.17739037

Western society deserves to collapse.

>> No.17739048

that knife is blunt as shit

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>> No.17739083

This, that pizza looks fucking gross

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>> No.17739125

Absolutely delusional, he's the GOAT

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>> No.17739387

after she eats this much i want to superglue my face to her asshole and have her shit it all into my mouth

>> No.17739452

Then how would she cook it?

>> No.17739589

the heat of the rice cooks the food

>> No.17739606

You mean you blend in all the other ingredients into the ricepot?

>> No.17739621


>> No.17739642

The heat of the hand cooks the egg

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