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Rate his meal

>> No.17725010

>>17725001
Has he ever made anything that looked decent?

>> No.17725017

>>17725001
>picking up my discount pizza from Papa Murphy's
>see ad for a "keto bowl" that's just a bowl of cheese and toppings you stick in your oven for a few minutes
Fucking bleak, at least put it on spiral-cut zucchini or something.

>> No.17725021

>>17725010
The only decent thing he's produced has been a blood clot in his brain.

>> No.17725027

>>17725001
cheese doesn't look very melted. is this because he used the pre shredded stuff?

>> No.17725032

I am going to go out on a limb and say it does not satisfy whatever KETO actually means.

>> No.17725042

>>17725017
people that look at keto options at a pizza place don't like zucchini, anon

>> No.17725047

>>17725001
>carbs
>keto

im very confused

>> No.17725056

>>17725042
It has very little of its own flavor though

>> No.17725080

>>17725047
>>17725032
It's bait

>> No.17725100

>>17725010
The most recent video that I saw was surprisingly normal and decent. Eerie, almost.

>> No.17725151

>>17725080
Jack's taking the piss out of himself again instead of acting like a baby?
good to hear

>> No.17725166
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famous youtube chef jack scalfani everyone

>> No.17725170

>>17725032
He leans keto

>> No.17725187

>>17725170
He leans on a big fan at family gatherings.

>> No.17725189

Has his sextape been scrubbed from the internet yet?

>> No.17725201
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>>17725017
You put toppings on it like any other pizza

>> No.17725217

>>17725047
look at the name

>> No.17725343

>>17725001
When's this next stroke

>> No.17725357

>>17725201
So it's a cassarole

>> No.17725368

>>17725027
no it's because he's fucking incompetent

>> No.17725378

>>17725001
>alfredo pizza

>> No.17725461

>>17725001
since when was
>one slice of salami
>bit of tomato paste
>cheese xD
"""pizza"""?
that just makes it cheese & tomato flavoured

>> No.17725498

>>17725461
Why did you xD pizza

>> No.17725499

>>17725201
So its the non meat toppings put in a bowl

>> No.17726549

>>17725027
Taking tips from Ramsay.

>> No.17726559

>>17725001
Typical American/10

Not sure why so many yanks make jokes about him. His food looks better than nearly all American threads posted here.

>> No.17727050

>>17726559
You put beans on toast kys

>> No.17727108

>>17725001
Does he really think people find this appetizing?

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>>17726559
I can't prove you wrong. the last pizza abomination thread was fucking grim, some anon posted an alfredo deep dish pizza that didn't have any image search matches
they were not shamed enough in that thread so please laugh at their shameless retardation here

>> No.17727212

>>17725357
Fuck you

>> No.17727214

>>17727161
I saw that too but fuck you for trying to put an anon down for trying. The whole point of this board is for anons to post their food and learn. Be constructive if you're gonna criticize them anon. It helps everyone learn.

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>>17727214
nope fuck you for defending a gross heresy in the name of virtue signaling

>> No.17727231

>>17725001
Did he ever gain use of his arm back?

>> No.17727232
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>>17727229
I will expose their sins

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>>17727231
Yes. Jesus healed him

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>>17725001
How is ja/ck/ so fucking based?

>> No.17727241

>>17725001
Looks and probably tastes better than mac and cheese.

>> No.17727254

>>17727235
Can Jesus provide me with a larger image?

>> No.17727262

>>17727240
What happened to his teeth

>> No.17727276

>>17727240
What do you think the meeting was about?

>> No.17727280
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>>17727229
oh my god

>> No.17727283

>>17727276
it was a support group for obese stroke survivors

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>>17727229
>nope fuck you for defending a gross heresy in the name of virtue signaling