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They're out and they're cute af

>> No.17719945

that looks gay af

>> No.17719973

>>17719929
how can it be a chicken nugget if there is no chicken in it?

>> No.17719994

>>17719929
fuck off sasquatch

>> No.17719997

The Virgin Meat Substitute vs the Chad Extra Firm Tofu Battered & Fried

I don't eat it a lot but when I get bored of chicken, pork and beef extra form tofu I think is actually a good protein. Gotta go to the buggman market to get good stuff though.

>> No.17719998

>>17719973
What are chickens made out of?
What do chickens eat?

There you go.

>> No.17720018

>>17719998
>Chicken eat bugs
>meatless nuggies are bugs confirmed

>> No.17720020

>>17719998
meat
grain

I want to eat meat not grain

>> No.17720027

>>17720020
>he thinks his "Chicken" nuggies aren't already 50% textured soy protein

>> No.17720049

>>17719929
>want to feed my vegetarian child an easy meal
>want to make fat retarded carnivores on imageboards seethe
Based Impossible Nuggets allowing me to do both at the same time.

>> No.17720058

>chicken nuggets made from plants
???

>> No.17720085

>>17719929
I'm sure your gay boyfriend will love them

>> No.17720104

>>17720018
>bug nuggies
>buggies

>> No.17720166

>>17719998
i can't actually argue against this, wtf man

>> No.17720192

>>17719998
Chickens are made out of 100% chicken. Chickens also eat meat at every opportunity. You've never raised chickens obviously.

>> No.17720231

>>17720192
Imagine thinking the 40 day old broilers that are churned into pink slurry and formed into nuggies have ever seen daylight, let alone meat or even bugs in any substantial number.

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17720256

>Facial expressions not included ;D

>> No.17720280

>>17720256
Theres plenty of textured soy protein in "chicken" nuggets my man.

>Chicken Breast With Rib Meat, Water, Soy Protein Concentrate

https://www.instacart.com/products/20620520-great-value-chicken-nuggets-70-oz

>> No.17720283

>>17720256
At least they're self aware of the soyjacks

>> No.17720350

>>17720231
All that shit laying around and their are no bugs about? You poor uneducated child.

>> No.17720358

>>17720350
*there

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>>17719929
>protein

>> No.17720440

Incredible! Meanwhile over here in my tendies news, I got two big bags of tendies but the Amazon retard driver named "Dustin" (faggot fuckup name white trash piece of shit, I prefer shitskins delivering my groceries to my filthy doorstep that I use as a squirrel feeding platform) and DUSTIN delivered to the wrong house and I Could have just walked right over and got it but instead I stole $70 from amazon and got a full refund then my neighbor delivered the groceries the next day and I'm going to eat these tendies that were sitting in 50F temperatures for many hours

>> No.17720463

>>17720231
You said chicken. Not factory farmed chicken. Try being less retarded from now on.

>> No.17721083

>>17719929
>chicken nuggets
>made from plants
pick one.

>> No.17721093

>>17720049
>vegetarian child
doesn't exist.

>> No.17721106
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17721106

>make fake chicken nuggets
>shape them like little animals
What did vegans mean by this?

>> No.17721309

>>17721106
>make a game where you shoot enemies
>make those enemies look like people
What did developers mean by this?

>> No.17721320

>>17719929
>>>>nuggies

>> No.17721536

>>17719998
>what to chickens eat
Fucking anything. Have you ever seen how chickens react when a mouse scurries by? It's like fucking Jurassic park.

I know vegans only really know about animals via Disney movies but even the sweetest chicken is eyeing you up and down wishing you were smaller than it so it can eat you.

>> No.17721553

>>17721536
btw, I am someone who doesn't even eat chicken because I like them so much and can't bring myself to financially support broiler cafos.

But mostly I don't eat chickens because I raise ducks and have so much god damn duck meat I don't really have room for any chicken meat.

>t. just had duck breast for dinner.

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>>17719929
>that whale
I have to have it

>> No.17721567

>>17719929
what the fuck animal is the top left

>> No.17721600

Chickens love to eat eyes. Especially children's eyes

>> No.17721613

>>17719929
And they are inedible.

>> No.17721649

Eat the nugs

>> No.17721655

>nuggies
Vegans are such children.

>> No.17721684

>>17720104
I will not eat the buggies

>> No.17721718

>>17720049
>want my child to grow up to be retarded lanklet
don't feed your child any kind of nugget.

>> No.17721726

these are probably good for parents to be honest. i have heard of kids who only eat shit like chicken nuggets. if i was that kids parent i would definitely be putting in vegetable nuggets like this to force them into eating vegetables.

>> No.17721733
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17721733

>YOU WILL EAT THE NUGS, SON

>> No.17721738

>>17719929
>NET WT. 13.5oz
I bet those cost the same or more as a box of regular chicken nuggets that has twice as many nuggets.

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And here were are, once again, proving to no one how important everything shouldn't be sometimes. Don't let these bitches get cold or you'll be in trouble. Chewing on these things is giving me feelings similar to the feeling you get the split moment you stand up after getting that first dose of Pfizer. Now I'm just waiting for the sweat to kick in.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaf027MBVmI

Kids absolutely should not be eating this any alternative to McDonalds nuggies and the likes.

>> No.17722109

>>17719929
wild nuggers

>> No.17722114

>>17719929
you're clearly zinc and calcium deficient, OP - probably a fag too
>cute

>> No.17722116

>>17721726
This is as much eating vegetables and chicken nuggets are eating lean protein.

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>>17721733
Nugs and tendies, then milkies and a blowie.

>> No.17722129

>>17721536
Breh, do you think there's the slightest chance the person your replying to has ever been within 30 miles of a live chicken? Of course he's never seen one kill a mouse

>> No.17722386

>>17719998
>What are chickens made out of?
Carbon and Calcium
>What do chickens eat?
Carbon and Glucose Amide

>> No.17722392

>>17721567
I think it's a rhino but the guy who designed the package art gave up

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>>17721726
It pains me that there are probably parents that think like this, just see "plant based" and assume "vegetables." If a kid refuses to eat nothing but junk food that probably stem a parenting flaw to begin with too.
At least they added enough vitamins to make it on par with Cheerio's I guess.

>> No.17722442

>>17719929
This is how you get trannies

>> No.17722529

>2022
>what passes for traditional masculinity is manlets crying over what other people choose to eat

>> No.17722602

>>17721733
YES. MOMMY. !!

>> No.17722604

>>17719997
based
fresh tofu is far better than any of that disgusting seitan rubber any day

>> No.17722631

>>17722420
>just see "plant based" and assume "vegetables."
this is the saddest part really. Its like parents in the 50s who just see cereal adverts going "its a *part of a balanced breakfast!" but they just assume its good enough on its own for their kids, instead of giving them proper food like eggs or fruits

>> No.17723228

>its a manchildren get angry at vegan products thread

>> No.17723331

>>17723228
Any product that's not targeted at my demographic specifically IS A PRODUCT THAT DOESN'T DESERVE TO EXIST!

>> No.17723353

>>17723331
This but unironically

>> No.17723442

>>17723228
Wouldn't be a problem if you vegan cultists didn't try to shove this crap down our throats 24/7. If you're constantly wondering why everyone hates you, the problem might be you.

>> No.17723457

>>17723442
I'm not vegan and I'm not the (probably not vegan) anon you're seething at, for every vegan poster saying to give up all animal products I see about 100 screeching fatties who think the existence of a vegetable is a conspiracy to take away their tendies. You should seek help for your condition.

>> No.17723558

>>17719998
chickens eat eggs

>> No.17723657

>>17723457
>Vegans tell you it's immoral to eat meat
>Meat eaters say no. Eat meat and vegetables. I will be fine
>Vegan says the meat will be taken away from us soon. We better get used to eating the bugs and plant mush
>Meat eaters laugh
>Repeat 20 times per week
Yeah. Meat eaters are schizos alright.

>> No.17723661

>>17723657
I'm happy for you bro. Or I'm sorry that happened.

>> No.17723669

>>17719998
made of chicken meat

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>>17719929
>facial expressions not included ;D

>> No.17723692

>>17719929
I will not eat this trash.

>> No.17723705

>>17723657
>Vegan says the meat will be taken away from us soon. We better get used to eating the bugs and plant mush
Vegans do not want to eat bugs. Meat-eaters do not want to eat bugs. Nobody wants to eat bugs. But it's the meat-eaters who won't stop talking about it, as their own personal boogeyman. Vegans just ignore the bugs, but meat-eaters are obsessed with bugs.

>> No.17723706

>>17719929

Of course they have to make them in the shape of animals cause they know their vegan demographic craves meat deep down inside

>> No.17723725

>>17719929
a thread died for this, faggot.

>> No.17723729

>>17723705
There is literally a thread that just got started about eating bugs. Try again retard.

>> No.17723738

>>17723729
You really think a Soyjak OP is pro-bugs, and not just trying to start a flamewar?

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>>17719998

>> No.17723797

>>17719929
Kill yourself faggot.

>> No.17723862

>>17723751
Why are cats such useless faggots?

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>>17722420
>vegetable oils
>so.y protein and emulsifiers
>grains
>water
>flavorings
>less than 2% of: anything real and strange chemicals that are probably giving you gay cancer
why are all modern packaged foods like this?

>> No.17723939

>>17723928
Hello, tourist. You can say soy here. But maybe this is the wrong board for you anyway.

>> No.17724643

>>17721733
is this a porn for ants

>> No.17724732

>>17722420
it's the cellulose, starch, and soy that's the texture but it tastes like sunflower oil and water and that's about it. but when it gets cold it tastes like you're eating very soft tofu.
barbecue sauce and yellow mustard did the best at masking the cancer.

>> No.17724891

>>17719997
I bought some smoked tofu a few days ago it was better than most meat substitutes. Nice and chewy, and smokey of course

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>>17719929
>plastic packaging (highly doubt it's recyclable)
I thought that vegan food was supposed to be better for the environment.

>> No.17725927

>>17723738
I'm not here to read other people's minds. My point stands. There are constant vegan and bug food threads here weekly. Every single shill says the same exact thing in them. There is no theorizing about it.

>> No.17725984

>>17723862
Idk my mother in law recently took her cat in permanently because she caught him playing on a busy street and this year her house is swarming with rabbits who are fucking up her crops.
>it could have been a different animal!
No, it was that cat. I would come over to care for that cat when she was on vacation and he'd almost always leave a half eaten rabbit in the garage.

>> No.17726337

>>17719973
You are supposed to feed that bullshit to your chickens. Those winged land rats will eat anything.

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>vegan substitute
>called nuggets
>facial expressions not included :)
nope, don't think im liking this one