/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17715594]

Can someone explain the IPA fad to me. Everytime I have one it’s served by a neck beard and tastes like a combination of pine sol and raccoon piss.

[Anonymous No.17715608]

>why don't people only like what I like?
This is literally how fucking stupid you sound. It's popular because it's palatable to a large group of people.

[Anonymous No.17715677]

>>17715594
I like them. The hoppy ones are just more fun.

[Anonymous No.17715684]

>>17715608
fpbp

[Anonymous No.17715696]

>>17715594
Well, there was a surge of popularity up to about five years ago because people were enjoying the strong taste which seemed novel at the time, and they have since moved on to seltzers because they're not beer or cider and seem novel at this time.

[Anonymous No.17715701]

>>17715608
Are you actually trying to reason with a guy who drinks racoon piss.

[Anonymous No.17715750]

>>17715696
People who drank IPAs 5 years ago did not "move on" to seltzers.

[Anonymous No.17715756]

>>17715594
Pine sol tastes good, it's the loss that ruins the drink though.

[Anonymous No.17715770]

baby tastebuds detected

[Anonymous No.17715783]

I seriously don't get them either they taste like soap. I dump them down the drain if people give them to me.

[Anonymous No.17715825]

all ipas taste the same now, you dont need over 9000 ibus for your beer to be good, and if you overload it with hops it means your base beer sucks DESU SENPAI.

take the lager pill.

[Anonymous No.17715829]

>>17715594
>ipa fad
You might as well just say, "craft beer" fad. IPAs have been the benchmark for Reinheitsgebot beers for nearly 3 decades now. They're the most nuanced and flavorful beer you can make using the basic ingredients common to all beers, and are loved by brewers because they best show off their skill. Also, where in the actual fuck are you going with neckbeard barten... oh wait, you're just making shit up.

[Anonymous No.17715839]

Buying them bottled is usually shit. Good beer goes bad fast. Withhold judgement until you have one from the tap.

[Anonymous No.17715854]

>>17715594
Funny how even the beer is now politicized. Personally I just don't like the watered down lagers. You'd think that the conservative types would be the manlier types too and argue for stronger beer like IPA instead of some shitty Budweizer.

[Anonymous No.17715858]

>>17715594
Same reason fedoras, scooters, beards became popular again.
Hipsters are people with lots of time in their hands so the best their small brains can pull to entertain themselves is by delving in shit that was already invented but now realized it existed.
Fads are a jewish ploy.
>convince suckers x is now popular
>convince suckers that x is for losers and now y is better
>repeat the same 50 years later.

[Anonymous No.17715866]

It's really quite simple.
Beer in America has been completely tasteless since like the 1970s. Lite beers even more so.
Guinness carved out a niche by being the only beer that actually tasted like anything, and then IPAs carried that baton by making stronger and stronger flavors.
The fact that it all tastes bad is beside the point, what matters is that it tastes at all. The people who drink IPA on the regular are the same people who tell you that beer is an acquired taste.

We saw the same thing with coffee and Starbucks. Coffee in the 1970s was tasteless diner sludge or tasteless percolator sludge. Starbucks again carves out a niche by roasting the shit out of their beans and making coffee that has some actual taste too it, good or bad.

[Anonymous No.17715878]

Hoppy beers suck ass. Lagers also suck ass.
Highly flavorful, malty beers are where it's at. Stouts, porters, Belgian ales, doppelbocks, sours.

[Anonymous No.17715892]

>>17715839
Bottle or tap, you need to drink them in the first 2-3 weeks. I know there are people who just don't like hop forward beers, but every time I see a thread like this all I can think is that OP has never had one when it was fresh. It's the same thing with people who shit on avocados; they've obviously only tried one once from a Burger King in Finland and have no clue what a properly ripe one tastes.

[Anonymous No.17715905]

>>17715854
>you'd think that the conservative types would be the manlier types too and argue for stronger beer
Conservative types have always had shit taste though. Driving a big truck and carrying a gun everywhere you go has always been pretty fucking gay, just like slurping down a bud right out of the bottle like a big brown dick even when you're sitting at the bar where they have 8 taps and chilled glasses.

[Anonymous No.17715909]

>>17715750
Yes they did. The audience is in one place when they were once in another. And they dabbled in fruit flavored wines on the way.

[Anonymous No.17715917]

>>17715594
I used to not like IPAs as all but the more I tried them I found that there are some pretty good ones out there

[Anonymous No.17715929]

>>17715866
>The people who drink IPA on the regular are the same people who tell you that beer is an acquired taste.
That's the complete opposite of reality. Growing up my dad would buy Fosters and Steinlager, and he was the dad who had good taste, as everyone else's dad was drinking Bud or Miller lite. I always thought one day I'd grow into the tastes of beer, and then all of a sudden there was shit like Sierra Nevada and West Coast IPAs available everywhere and it was like, "nope, I was never going to grow into the taste of that pisswater; this stuff is actually delicious".

[Anonymous No.17715982]

>>17715594
>Pine sol
Pine sol smells good for a reason.
Your sense of taste and smell are connected to each other. Obviously if you can get something to taste like that smell, there's going to be people that like it.
That aside, a lot of it comes down to understanding differences in citrus tones that come with hops. Once you know how to identify and distinguish the taste, it becomes stronger and more enjoyable.

Honestly, that's the main reason people like IPAs. It's alcoholic barley tea with grapefruit, lemon, and orange flavoring.

[Anonymous No.17716096]

>>17715854
Funny how liberals make it a political battle whenever someone disagrees with them about anything.

[Anonymous No.17716104]

>>17715982
>IPAs
>nuanced
Lol, brewers love them because they’re the easiest beers to make and the overwhelming hops mean they can fuck up and nobody will notice.

[Anonymous No.17716165]

>>17716104
>This guy...
>nigger.

[Anonymous No.17716173]

>>17715594
don't bother, take the trappist pill

[Anonymous No.17716178]

>>17716104
Yes
People drink IPAs because they're full of hops.
Thank you for reiterating what I just said.

Fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.17716183]

I don't really mind IPA but I find the "thicker" one to too much. Like the creamy cloudy stuff that feels like you're drinking 400 calories.

[Anonymous No.17716440]

>>17715594
betas thinking a stronger flavor means a more manly beer.
it's also why they are lumbersexuals.
tryhards.

[Anonymous No.17716633]

>>17715594
Hops took to the Yakima valley very well, they bred some strains and stabilized some others, and more than likely, they found themselves with a surplus of Cascade and maybe CTZ hops. One way or another there was a push or pull to use them in beers, and West Coast IPA became a very present thing on the West Coast. Some folks liked it, and it spread elsewhere. Some brewers took it to places it didn't need to go, and it got really, really overdone for a while, then pushed the other way with lactose (milkshake IPAs) and post-boil and blended hoppings (hazy, juicy, NEIPAs). Because there are only a handful of choices of areas for technological/biological improvement in beer, IPAs are going to be up front. You might see some new strains or uses for different malts and yeasts, but IPA now has a history of not necessarily being beholden to its traditions.
There are milder IPAs, and some done with English and even noble/German hops that are less citrusy and piney. If you're just not big on hops-forward beers, there are a more malty or balanced beer styles than there are hoppy ones.

Don't drink Pine Sol or raccoon piss. If you're absolutely set on developing pica, maybe try something with some potential nutritional value.

[Anonymous No.17716767]

>>17716440
whereas alphas like you obviously know that drinking things that taste good is actually feminine, and what women do. men should drink only water and eat only raw beef.

[Anonymous No.17716771]

>>17716104
>they can fuck up and nobody will notice
I love this way of thinking. Fuck up how? Miss sterilization and accidentally make a sour batch? Not very likely it's going to be drinkable, and most likely to be dumped for being potentially hazardous. Add the wrong hops, the wrong amounts, or at the wrong times? Better get some new labels on the press, or you'll lose some customers. Miss the yeast? Then it's not going to be beer. Bottle too early or fuck up on temp control? You can get away with a touch of diacetyl, and certain esters are actually really good with hoppy beers, but some things like acetaldehyde and chlorophenol will cut through even the hoppiest beers like a shit flavoured knife through bitter butter... and again, if there are quality control issues, it's not going to sell.

[Anonymous No.17716793]

IPA’s are just the French Roast of beers. The fans of both being insecure about what they enjoy, being a common trait.

[Anonymous No.17716802]

>>17716793
I see where you're going with this, but as for the things themselves, stouts would be more akin to a French roast, with IPAs being more like... overextracted light blondes?

[Anonymous No.17716809]

At the local bar I used to go to they were retarded and would give you a big ass 32 ounce mug meant for bud light of some strong local IPAs for like 2 dollars. It just kind of made sense to drink them in my immature and burgeoning alcoholic mind.

[Anonymous No.17716831]

Wouldn’t say it’s a fad, as other anon pointed out, IPA’s have been the medium for a large portion of craft beers for a while now. I’m not a big drinker though, and when I do I don’t usually drink beer.

[Anonymous No.17716854]

>>17716809

Lmao it’s something like six beers for the price of one alcohol wise. Probably should tip I doubt it was an accident.

[Anonymous No.17716857]

>>17716802
IPAs would be an Ethiopian SO with PTD. French roast would be a bock

[Anonymous No.17716865]

I do feel like most of the criticism people throw at IPAfags are way more applicable to stoutfags.

It’s natural that in persuit of the best beer you should be drinking stronger ones with less water I think. Stoutfags are out here drinking shit with oat milk and chocolate in it.

[Anonymous No.17716869]

>>17716857
>>17716802
>>17716793

IPAs are espresso in this analogy

[Anonymous No.17716910]

>drinking beer
>not drinking spiced wine
How barbaric

[Anonymous No.17717021]

>>17715829
nice b8
>>17715892
if the 'cado is fresh, yuo are eating it too soon

[Anonymous No.17717073]

Just Pais $50for 8 of these from Backyard Brewery today. Wall to Wall metrosexuals, posers and Instgram bimbos

[Anonymous No.17717350]

>>17716767
But water and raw beef tastes good.

[Anonymous No.17717817]

>>17717350
won't argue with that

[Anonymous No.17717943]

>>17715594
I dislike beer and alcohol in general. If i drink it is to get drunk, sot hat involves just choking it down, for example, the last time I drank was last easter and today I had two ciders and a half a bottle of wine. It all tastes like burning trash because alcohol tastes like poison.

I have friends who brew beers, I sometimes try them, and they all taste like alcohol to me, I just never taste anything but alcohol and then maybe sour or sweet, but always the alcohol.

[Anonymous No.17717950]

You want to try some real ale.

This is my favourite. It's an English ale (Old Speckled Hen) that's been barrel-aged.

[Anonymous No.17717953]

>>17715608
you sound like a total f̶a̶g̶ beer "expert"

[Anonymous No.17717955]

>>17715839
>Good beer goes bad fast.
Good beer is still conditioning in the bottle

[Anonymous No.17717957]

>>17717950
are you self aware?

[Anonymous No.17717960]

>>17717953
>states the obvious
>u think ur an expert!

[Anonymous No.17717978]

>>17717960
the obvious thing would be to state that there IS a trend, and that beer "experts" these days tend to look the same with their neckbeards and tattoos. The beer "experts" also tend to look the same.

[Anonymous No.17717986]

>>17717978
why do you keep calling these soys "experts"?

[Anonymous No.17717994]

>>17715829
lel ipa is brewed by so many brewers because ipa is one of the simplest styles to brew

[Anonymous No.17717999]

>>17717978
Fuck off Ronnie just make more whomp I don't care about your furry space comic

[Anonymous No.17718003]

>fad
They have been popular for literal decades now.

Did you just start drinking? Because that’s what you sound like

[Anonymous No.17718004]

>>17717986
I'm not, that's why I put them in quotation marks.

[Anonymous No.17718017]

As someone who has worked in the craft beer industry for 8+ years now and is a certified cicerone (not beer server level 2). It’s sad how little a lot of you know about beer.

>it’s pine sol
>it’s a fad
>european beer is better, just because

It’s fine because it’s the internet but I hope you guys don’t embarrass yourself like this in the real world

[Anonymous No.17718021]

>>17718017

Whatever Sissyrhino

[Anonymous No.17718036]

>>17717994
>t. knows nothing about brewing

[Anonymous No.17718038]

>>17718036
go shove your head in a deep fryer faggot

[Anonymous No.17718127]

>>17718004
who calls them experts then?

[Anonymous No.17718183]

>>17717073
>Just Pais $50for 8 of these from Backyard Brewery today. Wall to Wall metrosexuals, posers and Instgram bimbos
You talking Manch Vegas Backyard? If so I find that crew hard to imagine at that place.

[Anonymous No.17718192]

>>17717994
Please, tell us more about brewing. But leave out the faggoty soundbite you've memorized about IPAs.

[Anonymous No.17718290]

>>17716633
Cicerone bro detected.

[Anonymous No.17718294]

>>17716865
Let’s be serious. All beer fags are worse than wine nerds.

[Anonymous No.17718837]

>>17716767
>creates false dichotomy and then posts about it

[Anonymous No.17718893]

I find that it's hard to find a real bad ipa on the market, customers like that kind of thing, it's always hoppy as fuck and is available with few variations that keep you interested for a while if you like to indulge in beer.

I was way more into abbey, belgian and german beers, dad and friend pushed me to IPA and i like it but it led me to discover different stuff like gose and sours which became my new favorites.

Especially barrel aged sours, there was this delicious passion fruit sour aged 2 years in rhum barrels.

Also gose is more popular than IPA on tap here now that the sun has started to come out.

[Anonymous No.17719166]

>>17716633
Had an IPA with Fuggles and Golding hops years ago. It was very good, much less sweet and pinecone-y than the American ones I had tried. Are those some of the English hop strains you'd mentioned?

[Anonymous No.17719175]

>>17715594
Because it is one of the easiest beers to make because even though it tastes bad, it was SUPPOSED to taste bad. Lager is far more difficult to brew than ale.

[Anonymous No.17719178]

only americans drink that piss

[Anonymous No.17719301]

>>17717943
You're psyching yourself out. Of course ethanol feels awful to swallow but it's not so prominent to overpower everything else. Unless it's liquor, that shit burns so much you can't even sniff it directly.

[Anonymous No.17719380]

I'm a stout guy.

[Anonymous No.17719391]

>>17719380
Pastry stout guy or Guinness?

[Anonymous No.17719395]

>>17719391
First one. The more abv the better

[Anonymous No.17719423]

>>17719166
Fuggles are, Goldings... can be. East Kent Goldings are, Styrian Goldings aren't, but can do similar things if used earlier in the boil. There are some American hops (Williamette comes to mind) that are more English than American, but Fuggles and EKG are the big ones.

[Anonymous No.17719785]

>>17715594
It's a trans thing. You wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.17719976]

>>17715594
Millennials are addicted to spending money so they found something fancy to spend it on.

[Anonymous No.17720241]

>>17718017
kek you must be one boring faggot to have a beer with

[Anonymous No.17720309]

>>17720241
Do you bitch about beer every time you order one? That shit gets old fast.

[Anonymous No.17720753]

>>17715825
what is a "lager"? a beer made with the longtime "lager brewery" pilsner urquell whose yeast actually just turned out to be a cold adapted ale yeast? https://www.homebrewtalk.com/threads/interesting-genome-sequencing-of-some-yeasts.670056/#post-8701412

by the "lager pill" do you mean a baltic porter with 10% roasted malt, an OG of 1.09 and FG of 1.03?

saying lager means fucking nothing dipshit, it makes me laugh hard when idiots think they know anything about beer because they heard a few catchphrases

[Anonymous No.17720775]

>>17719423
EKG is king. hate fuggles though, i taste the dirt.

i have used more EKG than any other hop on dozens of brews. i bought a lb bag last season

[Anonymous No.17720779]

>>17715594
Gay

[Anonymous No.17720864]

>>17720775
I find Fuggles works well to balance out other hops. It definitely doesn't stand up on its own, not without a metric fuckton of C60 and something black in there.

[Anonymous No.17720894]

>>17720753
I brew beer for a living. You know what a normie means when he says 'lager'- he means a cold-fermented, filtered, low-IBU beer or ale made in the German style. You are being a joyless, pedantic faggot with autistic characteristics.

[Anonymous No.17720906]

>>17720894
>or ale
NO! Nobody ever means ale when they say lager, unless they're having a stroke - maybe a kolsch, but probably not. Back to the woodshed with you!

[Anonymous No.17720915]

>>17718837
have you heard of a joke

[Anonymous No.17720928]

>>17720906
You continue to be a joyless, pedantic faggot with autistic characteristics. Do you think a normie quantifies beer versus ale? Of course he doesn't. He thinks sessions are lagers, he thinks hefeweisens are lagers, he thinks wheat ales and English milds are lagers, and he doesn't think dunkels are lagers- he thinks dunkels are porters. You should have spent more time in a locker when you were a boy. Maybe you would have learned when to speak and when not to speak.

[Anonymous No.17720948]

>a looooooooooooot of breweries have an IPA
>you aren't really a brewery unless you have an IPA
>IPA's require a lot of hops, extract, pellet, etc.
>no quality assurance in saturated market
>IPA is big agriculture selling you 'superior taste'
>millions of other beers and styles in the world
>IPAs bro, IPAs.... why hurrdurr
i can afford to hate on IPA's for good cause considering their just a drop in the bucket in the grand scheme of things

[Anonymous No.17720949]

>>17720928
I mean, maybe some of these words individually are true, but when you smear them together like that, it really gives the impression that you don't wipe properly.
You don't brew beer for a living. You don't drink beer. You probably have issues telling beer from wine at the liquor store.
>Lurkmoarfgt

[Anonymous No.17720970]

>>17720949
I'd post a photo to flex on you, but ultimately I don't really care what some whiny semantics-obsessed goober with a carboy in his garage thinks.

[Anonymous No.17720973]

>>17720970
>A cunt by any other name...

[Anonymous No.17720976]

>>17720973
Would taste as good as your mom's did last night, that's right.

[Anonymous No.17720995]

>>17720970
lol dude, you were replying to someone else the whole time. i just got back.
you just wanted to say "i brew beer for a living". neat. i often do commercial work related to breweries but i don't work at a brewery. i am a homebrewer though. just thought i'd enlighten someone who says "lagers are cold fermented and ales are fermented warm" or "bottom/top" lol. you need eat a wort cooler and chill out XDXD

[Anonymous No.17721002]

>>17720970

I feel your pain bro. For some reason /ck/ really attracts a lot of “um acshually” type autists. I was in a BBQ that became a multi day debate about A. Do coals yield smoke and B. What constitutes direct and indirect smoking. God damn why am I here

[Anonymous No.17721007]

>>17720995
Lager is unironically a state of mind

[Anonymous No.17721025]

>>17721007
i've just been seeing a lot of normies (in the beer knowledge sense) saying "hurr lagers are better than IPAs", and i do know theyre referring to the current trend of smooth, overpriced moderately hopped craft lagers with mild lager yeast characteristics (probably raised from 50F to 65F during ferment).

i have been involved with homebrewing for a long time, and have learned a humongous amount. my homebrew is better tasting than the vast majority of craft brews out there. i dont care that you chose to work at a brewery (so... do you own it? is that what youre saying?). that would be a retarded career move lol. craft breweries need to cater to normie and femoid tastes these days to compete. lol you must be seething as your brewschedule for the week is 80% hard seltzer and hazy IPAs with fruity hops.

[Anonymous No.17721027]

>>17721007
And yet my red Vienna identifies as a steam beer. Kids these days.

[Anonymous No.17721047]

>>17721025
He's acting, Gary.

[Anonymous No.17721081]

>>17721025
The common man has to drink, and his drink might as well be made by locals and support the local economy instead of some globohomo Big Ten umbrella company. It doesn't bother me too terribly that I don't get to make quadrupel peepeepoopoo pseudo-Trappist malt liquor with Chinese characteristics every batch, because I like drinking regular beer too.

[Anonymous No.17721141]

>>17721081
I'm not falling for your shit today, Zuckerberg. Stay on your side of the uncanny valley. It's not safe over here.

[Anonymous No.17721153]

>>17721141
Schizophrenia ghostwrote this post

[Anonymous No.17721276]

>>17721081
lol what are you even talking about? get back to work wagie. your managers want to sell enough locally-made hard seltzer and citra-mosaic (lol) DDH grapefruit shit to catch the attention of inbev-coors and get bought out.

[Anonymous No.17721916]

>>17720309
no
i get a jug of the cheapest lager and chat with my mates about real interests
ipa drinkers are as obnoxious as stoners because all they can talk about is beer since all they do is beer

[Anonymous No.17721921]

>>17715594
men aren't men any more and beer is like handbags for them

[Anonymous No.17721932]

>>17715594
I prefer Belgian ale. I don't like IPAs.

[Anonymous No.17722477]

>>17720915
>hurr durr

[Anonymous No.17723135]

>>17721276
>nooo nooo please be suffering and normie and le bad so i can feel superior to you despite being inferior in every measurable way
Deep cope

[Anonymous No.17723157]

>>17715594
>arguing about beer
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.17723169]

>>17723157
>funnyjunk filename

[Anonymous No.17723300]

>>17715878
>sours
Found the IPA connoisseur faggot who has "moved on" to sours
>I've really gotten into sours recently
Shit taste, opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.17723564]

>>17721916
That's quite the brush you got there

[Anonymous No.17723580]

>>17715829
>They're the most nuanced and flavorful beer you can make
This has to be bait.

[Anonymous No.17723590]

>>17723580
It is. That said, they can definitely be more than their stereotype.

[Anonymous No.17723594]

>>17721916
>and chat with my mates about real interests
Don't forget, you're here forever.

[Anonymous No.17723598]

>>17715608
Fpgp
The g stands for gayest

[Anonymous No.17723614]

>>17720949
Yikes

[Anonymous No.17723650]

>>17723614
Big oofs, my extended family.

[Anonymous No.17723655]

>>17715608
>It's palatable to a large group of people because it's popular.
This is what you meant to say, you're welcome.

[Anonymous No.17723808]

>>17723655
>everyone is vulnerable to peer pressure except me the lone intellectual
Shut the fuck up fag

[Anonymous No.17723844]

I like the hoppy flavor if I'm in the mood.
Don't like how heavy they set in the stomach, doesn't digest easily.

[Anonymous No.17723847]

>>17715594
>IPA fad
this stuff has been popular for 10+ years now, it's hardly a fad

[Anonymous No.17723863]

>>17723655
>everyone but me only pretends to like things they don’t really like them
Literal autism.

[Anonymous No.17723890]

Bitter is one of the primary flavor profiles people enjoy, so is citrus, IPA hits both of those while also being a higher ABV for the same price as a stout or lager.

It's also the easiest beer for new brewers to make because you can overhop it for a one-note, but recognizable style. More subtle styles like kolsch leave less room for error.

[Anonymous No.17723895]

People like strong, recognizable tastes even if they aren’t good. Like hops.

[Anonymous No.17724293]

>>17715909
I think most of them went to sours

[Anonymous No.17724446]

>>17715929
> then all of a sudden there was shit like Sierra Nevada and West Coast IPAs available everywhere
Your dad is 80 and you're 55, right? Because the craft beer explosion happened in the mid 80s.

[Anonymous No.17724557]

Honestly, I'm not sure I'm all that interested in this topic.

[Anonymous No.17724848]

>>17724293
Some folks trend hop, others buy what they like.

[Anonymous No.17724863]

>>17715866
>Guinness carved out a niche by being the only beer that actually tasted like anything
man i tried guinness for the first time a few weeks ago and it tasted like water, i hope you're referring to some older recipe or something because even other macrobrews have more flavor than that

[Anonymous No.17724883]

>>17724863
Guinness is very light for a dark beer with a thick head. I don't even know if it would have any head retention to it without the nitro.

[Anonymous No.17724954]

>>17724863
Guinness has similar ABV and calories to Bud Light. At least it actually has hops in it. But it's pretty watery.

[Anonymous No.17724969]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.17724986]

>>17724969
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.17725004]

>>17724986
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS.

[Anonymous No.17725012]

>>17725004
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Anonymous No.17725050]

>>17724969
>>17724986
>>17725004
>>17725012
People in the Surburbs and in Rural America like IPAs too. Stop hating people for living in a different setting than you, humans need cities and humans need countrysides. Don't be mad that New York exists and you have a barn

[Anonymous No.17725065]

>>17725050
It's incredible to me that NEETs whose sole source for information and "world experience" is 4chan.org would mount this type of criticism - I have a PhD in Philosophy and did study Frankfurt School thinkers, I don't like them that much, but I know them. The mere fact that you think that there exists the "Reddit VS based/pol" epistemic dichotomy should alarm you to the fact that you are a mentally ill retard - you are so fucking ignorant and retarded that you don't even have a concept of what understanding would mean.

Your entire world-view is informed by tweet-sized posts on 4chan and .jpg infographics, that is literally all you know yet everyone who disagrees with you is the "brainwashed ZOGbot". It's incredible, stuff of ancient comedies really.

I will gas you American, don't worry, you and your family will be removed.

[Anonymous No.17725657]

>>17715594
I guess IPA's became popular around the time I turned 21 because someone poked fun at me for drinking them once. At the time I didn't even know much about alcohol I just bought the beers with the highest alcoholic content and IPAs ended up being the kind of beer I like most. Now I drink everything but why are IPAs hated?

[Anonymous No.17726134]

>>17725657
its multi-fronted. lots of absolutely clueless beer drinkers who have turned to bud-light, extremely mild craft pale lagers/cream ales think "IPAs just suck bro, hipsters just fake liking them because they taste bad". knowledgeable beer drinkers may dislike certain styles of IPA, ie. think west coast/trad IPAs are boring, repetitive or trendy juicy/hazy/DDH IPAs are just trendy bullshit that has lost the original intent of an india pale ale. or people involved with beer more personally may hate that their taps and production is filled up with IPAs of an absurd amount of variety because it is popular as fuck generally (probably for the higher alcohol as much as anything desu).
despite the suggestions of mr. "I WORK IN A BREWERY GUYZ" who got very upset and strawmanny ITT, i actually do like some particular hazy IPAs and most west coast IPAs, its just not my favourite style.

[Anonymous No.17726153]

>>17725050
>>17726134
IPADF pls go

[Anonymous No.17726301]

>>17715594

>Everytime I have one it’s served by a neck beard
Yup
>tastes like a combination of pine sol and raccoon piss.
Yup
>Can someone explain the IPA fad to me.
Retarded low testosterone trend chasing hipsters who are desperate to be manly, but who are also terrified of not being a good male feminist.

[Anonymous No.17726318]

>>17725065
>I have a PhD in Philosophy

Lmfao no you don't. You might have a B.A. but its iffy. Go back to R3ddit.

t. a person who actually has a philosophy degree

[Anonymous No.17727504]

>>17715854
Conservative types drink what they've always drunk, even if corporations have raped it.
Liberal types find new and exciting styles of drink and then rape it themselves.