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Anonymous Sun Apr 17 14:22:16 2022 No.17714607 [Reply] [Original]

I just ate 30 Slim Jims, am I going to die?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 14:23:44 2022 No.17714615 >>17714607 No but you'll be wishing for death the next time you try and pass a stool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 14:25:17 2022 No.17714622 >>17714615 >No but you'll be wishing for death the next time you try and pass a kidney stone

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 14:25:58 2022 No.17714626 Eventually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 14:26:43 2022 No.17714634 Hopefully soon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 14:29:28 2022 No.17714648 >>17714607 You're already dead. /ck/ is your hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 14:31:43 2022 No.17714656 Only 30? Pfft....

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 14:36:34 2022 No.17714673 >>17714607 no you didn't you liar. show the wrappers then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 16:33:35 2022 No.17715208 >>17714607 you will be missed OP. I’ll be waiting for the chubbyemu video to drop

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 16:40:53 2022 No.17715245 I ate 20 of the monster Slim Jims one time and felt a stabbing pain in my chest, and my heartrate was over 140. Vision started getting blurry, and I passed out for an entire day afterwards. Best sleep of my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 16:55:15 2022 No.17715320 >>17714607 show the fucking proof you bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 17:31:01 2022 No.17715533 File: 124 KB, 1086x1080, diagnosis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17714607 Going to the bathroom will be extremely painful (4u)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 17:39:57 2022 No.17715591 >>17714607 Its probably really bad for your colon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 17:42:30 2022 No.17715610 Be sure to drink some water

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 17:49:46 2022 No.17715641 >>17714607 No, but you deserve to

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 17:57:57 2022 No.17715682 i liked to eat the skin. sometimes i'd get a really dry one, which was cool, but other times i'd get the wet ones and be able to peel the skin with my teeth and save the meat for the last.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 18:14:15 2022 No.17715752 >>17714607 Probably check how close you are to the LD50 for sodium, it's somewhere around 12000mg

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 21:06:44 2022 No.17716476 >>17714607 your blood pressure and heart rate are gonna get high, shit is bad for your kidneys and literally everything else just drink a shit ton of water

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 21:08:32 2022 No.17716485 >>17714607 which flavor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 22:18:01 2022 No.17716765 >>17715245 Would you do it again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 22:28:12 2022 No.17716814 >>17716765 Probably not. Doc told me I have stage 2 hypertension. Sad, many such cases.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 02:57:39 2022 No.17717681 >>17714607 The chance is slim, Jim :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 03:15:23 2022 No.17717723 >>17715752 It's apparently 3g/kg in rats en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_lethal_dose

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 03:16:46 2022 No.17717727 >>17715245 >>17716765 >>17716814 how much fucking salt is that holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 03:23:38 2022 No.17717734 >>17717727 about 15,000 mg; ~1 tbsp of salt captcha: YMOAR

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 03:38:57 2022 No.17717764 >>17714607 Drink water. Drink more water. Drink water. Water water water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 03:59:08 2022 No.17717806 >>17717764 Drinking lots of water after you've had a dangerously excessive amount of salt is how you die from brain swelling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 04:01:38 2022 No.17717811 File: 239 KB, 865x635, salt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17717764 >>17717806

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 04:02:28 2022 No.17717813 I fucking hope so man I fucking hope so

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 04:03:45 2022 No.17717815 File: 78 KB, 1024x971, afraidretard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17717764 Relax he'll be fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 05:08:28 2022 No.17717937 File: 25 KB, 350x285, chubbyemu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17714607 >"A man ate 30 slim jims, this is what happened to his kidneys." Thanks for the new Chubbyemu video, OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 08:08:25 2022 No.17718270 I think you can alleviate this by anally inserting a monster slim jim

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 09:16:53 2022 No.17718402 >>17714607 You will now live forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 10:53:41 2022 No.17718737 >>17714607 lets just say you won't be so slim now :) naw i'm just playing, it's all love

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 11:35:07 2022 No.17718895 File: 36 KB, 538x491, 1643171359205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17718737

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:46:11 2022 No.17719416 >>17714607 Maybe. If you do, let us know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:47:30 2022 No.17719419 >>17719416 but bro like how?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 13:49:25 2022 No.17719426 >>17719419 Hell has wifi