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IKEA Hotdog $1

>> No.17713088

>>17713085
Well done. How many do you sell a day?

>> No.17713098

>>17713088
To correct any misunderstandings, I am not currently employed by IKEA. Thank you

>> No.17713103

>>17713098
But you are a Swedish basketball American, right?

>> No.17713108

>>17713098
Did they fire you for shitposting on your shift?

>> No.17713110
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>>17713085
put some of pic related on it for the authentic Swedish hot dog experience

>> No.17713122
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BILTEMAKÖRV

>> No.17713126

>>17713085
Yo nigga build that MDF Chinese shit for me. I ain't no God darn wagie. Do your job

>> No.17713127

>>17713085
where the fuck do they serve pickles on ikea hot dogs

>> No.17713238

>eat one ikea hot dog
>its jummy delicious
>eat a second one
>its slimy and taste like goo meat
I could never make it to three

>> No.17713330

Still?
Also, are they beef, pork or a mix?

>> No.17713447

>>17713330
Horse meat just like their meatballs

>> No.17713788

>>17713085
Why is food being sold at furniture store?

>> No.17713800

>>17713788
Why are guns sold in a walmart?

>> No.17713818
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this is what i do when i've only got a couple dollars. i can use the free satchets they keep at the deli, or ones i've taken from previous trips

>> No.17713828

>>17713800
Walmart is one-stop shopping for most common tools that's not out of the ordinary.

>> No.17713835

>>17713788
they have restaurant too. it's a big store, you don't exactly go through it in 30min and if you had an hour drive or something with kids it's pretty convenient

>> No.17713848

>>17713085
I mean, you're just eating a basic hot dog. If you bought a pack of them from the grocery store it would cost even less than that.

>> No.17713854

>>17713848
I think this guy is onto something

>> No.17713874

>>17713788
It's a Euro thing, cafes and food in every store larger than a corner store.
Everytime I go to one the restaurant is packed and in almost complete chaos.

>>17713085
How did you get pickles usually it's just mustard and ketchup offered...

>> No.17713883

>>17713110
This is good on triscuits with fresh chives.

>> No.17714019

>>17713818
Bar S Franks are by far the greatest hotdogs ever made

>> No.17714435

>>17713085
>pickles
i will now buy your hotdog

>> No.17714442

>>17713085
do americans really

>> No.17714743

>>17713447
I like horse meat but beef can go and stay go, IMO.

>> No.17714751

>>17713874
>>17714435
>>17713127
google ikea pølser danmark

>> No.17714783
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>>17714442
I know, that's like fucking 10 cents cheaper post exchange.

>> No.17714819

>>17713828
You can also buy rat poison and garden traps there, so it makes sense.

>> No.17714900

>>17713127
Here in Italy they offer pickled red cabbage

>> No.17715607

>>17713085
Basically all food groups covered in one dollar. Would consider full lunch if they were larger.

>> No.17715632

10x better and 2x larger Costco Hot Dogs sold with a drink for $1.50. Suck on that.

>> No.17715713

>>17713238
It resets after the second one.

>> No.17715730

>>17713238
That's why you get one hotdog and one meatball roll and one cup of soda and you've got lunch for $3. The elites don't want you to know this, but you don't have to buy any furniture.

>> No.17715954
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17715954

Man IKEA pisses me off. There's a chair I want really bad, but the shipping is more than the chair and the closest IKEA is in the next state!

>> No.17716055

>>17715954
Sounds like you've got yourself the premise for a road trip movie.

>> No.17716067

>>17716055
Ikea? I Barely Know 'Er: one man's journey for a place to sit. The revolutionary mockumentary exclusive to Onlyfans.

>> No.17716094

>>17713848
He is paying for more than just the hotdog. All things considered, $1 is a great deal for it.

>> No.17718167

>>17713085
Now that's what I call good eating.