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Once again I have attained pizza genius. Please have a look and give your rating.
Fresh dough base, cooked before browning, orange marmelade and chopped kalamata olive sauce with rosemary, bed of caramelized onion, topped with a crossing of sardines with blueberries and sour cherries.

>> No.17707396

>>17707393
thats an apple pie

>> No.17707430

>>17707393

This has to be bait

>> No.17707435

>>17707430
You may have a point. Let's see a piece of it with a bite taken out, OP.

>> No.17707439

>>17707393
bro that's a pancake
you made pancakes

>> No.17707440

>>17707439
ur moms ass pancaked my face when she sat on it last night

>> No.17707465

that's a soup bowl...

>> No.17707470
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17707470

>>17707393
My Easter pizza is better, faggot.

>> No.17707473

>>17707470
whatever you do, do NOT microwave that

>> No.17707475
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>>17707393
It lacks pineapple. 0/10

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>>17707473
Somebody's not adventurous.

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>>17707470
My Passover pizza is better.

>> No.17707488

>>17707481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cj3hGpCHYQ

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>>17707484

>> No.17707511
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>>17707484
The Al Aqsa Mosque belongs to Palestine! We will throw rocks at your land stealing pie!

>> No.17707519
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>>17707499
<--- More like this.

>> No.17707520
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>>17707484
I made egg matzo. Jews are nice people and you should treat us with respect.

>> No.17707530

>>17707520
>treat us
Passover has begun. Get off computer!

>> No.17707531
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>>17707520
You're a naughty Jew using electronics this Shabbat. Go back to eating unleavened bread in candlelight or I'll tell Chabad to flood you with literature.

>> No.17707533

>>17707530
I worship the real gods retard. It's Freyja's day today.

>> No.17707540

>>17707533
Based Skyrim player

>> No.17707544

>>17707540
Have you been brainwashed by jews or something? There's one religion, mine. Then there's jews and their minions. Cry about it or something jew.

>> No.17707546
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>>17707544
why would I be crying?

We are winning - you are cattle - interchangeable - and replaceable

>> No.17707553
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>>17707546

>> No.17707556

>>17707544
No bro, I totally get it. FUS ROH DAH and all that shit. We goin to valhallah, or is it sovngard i dont remember

>> No.17707564

>>17707556
No bro, I totally get it. L'Chaim and all that shit. We goin to heaven, or was it with Asherah and Yahweh to Baal's kingdom, I forget.

Meanwhile, the days of the week, in this reality, are named after MY gods. Now fuck off.

>> No.17707572
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>>17707553
honestly you are just proving why your kind have to be replaced - you are a dangerous threat to our continued survival

we have bred for intelligence for thousands of years - you have been bred to be meat

I bet you are good at manual labor.

>> No.17707575
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>>17707564
feel free to return to your mud hut homeland to appreciate the fine nordic culture fully

>> No.17707582

>posts Jewish supremacy shit
>not even shomer shabbat

>> No.17707584

>>17707575
>>17707572
Feel free to go back to being a thief in the desert, wait, LMAO, you still are! I bet you're good for like, well, nothing.

>> No.17707587
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>>17707582
you are getting replaced

you cannot stop us

we are smarter than you

admit

just fucking admit it - we have verbal abstract reasoning skills your tiny cattlenbrain could barely begin to skim the surface of frankly

>> No.17707590
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>>17707584
white people didn't steal land from the natives?

im good at talking

and cooking

>> No.17707598

>>17707587
There's no way you're anything but a goy or a reform "ger" that's just discovered Yitzhak Yosef.

>> No.17707600

>>17707590
You don't steal land retard. You murder annoying people who tell you it's theirs. Gosh, you people are starting to become annoying! Nice land you have there. :)

>> No.17707604
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>>17707598
uhhhh reformists are still jews honey

my mom is pure ethnic jew

you are bred for manual labor

im bred to have verbal skills

we are not the same kind (im better)

>> No.17707606

>>17707590
That's how it's going down this time. No arguments, no discussions. No morality. I kill you, you stop talking.
See how it works? :)
Goodbye.

>> No.17707609
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>>17707600
>murder

wait so white people didn't murder natives over land?

ur just mad non-christians exist

>> No.17707612

>>17707604
Reform Jews are always of questionable status due to the acceptance of patrilineal "jews" and 130+ years of non-halakhic conversions.

>> No.17707614
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>>17707606
internet tough guy eh

>> No.17707619

>>17707609
>>17707614
No, I am mad that Christians, Jews, Atheists, and Muslims exist. The gods of my people are the only true gods, they don't have a single damn problem with hypermurder, because again, it's not a thing. You will talk until there is no beating heart or functioning brain.

I accept those terms. Good luck.

>> No.17707625
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>>17707612
my entire family is of continuous matrilineal descent

i wonder if jew intelligence linked are partially x-linked chromosomally with all the fuss over patrilineal vs matrilineal

i had one jew at the western wall ask if my MOM was a jew before agreeing to put t'fillin (prayer leather box thingy) on - the other didn't - it's inconsistent policy and I wonder genetically if it actually matters

sephardim can be jews and they are dum...

>non-halakhic conversions.

jews are literally known for circumventing rules and ur suggesting the other ones um, don't do that?

orthodox are just more inbread

>>17707619
u pagan larpers are really sumthin else eh

>> No.17707642

>>17707625
>jews are literally known for circumventing rules

Circumventing rules is one thing. If you're clever enough to halakhicly justify the bending of a rule, that's okay. What is not okay is declaring that all of the mitzvot that "do not deal with ethics" do not apply. That is not something that has been done in Jewish history prior to reform judaism.

>> No.17707653
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>>17707642
I literally do not care what dusty old books say I should be spending my life doing - life is too short to worry about that

you are an idiot for caring about details like that

>> No.17707656
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>>17707625
>>17707619
>>17707609
>>17707604
>>17707590
>>17707587

>> No.17707661
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17707661

>>17707656
white christians are necessarily being replaced by relatively docile brown people who are less of a physical threat to our success

anti semitism will vanish when conservative whites are minorities everywhere in developed countries

>> No.17707662

>>17707572
Pretty sure you’re not talking to a nigger

>> No.17707670
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17707670

>>17707662
Right, I'm saying we will flood your countries with them and other assorted brown people to dilute the political clout of socially conservative white christians.

You are powerless to stop us because we are smarter than you.

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17707674

hail satan

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i kinda regret the mustard but still good

>> No.17707714

>>17707575
Is that magnus carlsson?

>> No.17707718

>>17707393
lacks shrimp paste, tahini, and lutefisk

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>>17707714
whomstve?