ITT: extinct you want to eat

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ITT: extinct you want to eat Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:01:28 2022 No.17704431 [Reply] [Original]

I’ll start

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:02:22 2022 No.17704438 >>17704431 Of all the extinct things you could choose from, you chose this abomination?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:03:08 2022 No.17704441 wooly mammoth!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:05:05 2022 No.17704451 File: 11 KB, 395x222, 26BE6E12-EF67-4C16-9832-8CA7BC4137EE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704438 Based carnivorous shrimp which was like 2 feet long. Alternatively this looks kinda good i imagine coconut crab flavor

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:05:25 2022 No.17704454 File: 334 KB, 1200x1200, 1398629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704431 New Zealand moa bird. Second choice dodo or solitaire

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:06:13 2022 No.17704457 Dodo for me as well, im dutch and heard good things about em

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:08:28 2022 No.17704470 >>17704454 Imagine eating one of these niggas drumsticks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:18:51 2022 No.17704513 are there any long neck animals whomst neck people eat now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:29:02 2022 No.17704555 File: 40 KB, 739x415, DFFFE4B4-3D7B-480F-8BDF-75E7E2338943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704431 This exact fucking nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:32:32 2022 No.17704572 >>17704441 this guy gets it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 13:41:22 2022 No.17704611 dragon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 14:20:24 2022 No.17704758 File: 1.13 MB, 2000x2696, Pizza Pizza boy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704431 >extinct you want to eat a Roman femboi's asshole

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 14:22:19 2022 No.17704766 File: 72 KB, 600x400, Mimetaster_hexagonalis_reconstruction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think it would taste like, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 14:25:12 2022 No.17704786 >>17704758 What the fuck. Guys don't have hips like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 14:32:52 2022 No.17704823 >>17704513 I think you can probably buy giraffe meat somewhere on the bush meat black market

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 14:35:32 2022 No.17704835 File: 59 KB, 640x800, dunkleosteus_by_johnson_mortimer_de6c5x9-web.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dunk steaks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 14:39:02 2022 No.17704844 >>17704766 Like a mime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 15:21:42 2022 No.17705046 File: 903 KB, 2021x1631, 9738491483242134234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gotta go with Wooly Mammoth. I want to know what our early ancestors ate like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 15:25:10 2022 No.17705060 File: 146 KB, 1160x600, 9857985334543253245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine eating a giant slab for slow roasted Brontosaurs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 16:04:49 2022 No.17705254 A real human being.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 16:10:10 2022 No.17705285 >>17705060 Ever wonder if dino's would be like red meat or weird gamey chicken?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 16:12:28 2022 No.17705294 >>17705285 Probably more like chicken? They are technically birds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 16:16:17 2022 No.17705311 >>17705294 >brontosaurs were birds

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 16:20:00 2022 No.17705325 Like others said a dodo, I don't know why it looks tender and tasty, like a big fat chicken, probably why we hunted them to extinction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 17:16:51 2022 No.17705599 Wouldn’t mind Aepyornis or Steller's sea cow. And Silphium for plants. >>17704454 >>17704457 >>17705325 Mauritius Anon here, dodo apparently wasn’t very tasty but extremely easy to catch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 17:18:05 2022 No.17705605 Greter Troonberg would be proud OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 17:27:53 2022 No.17705640 File: 60 KB, 379x527, Aepyornis maximus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704454 >>17704470 For me it's the Elephant Bird - these bad boys grew up to 730kg.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 17:46:26 2022 No.17705716 >>17704451 imagine the charcuterie boards

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 17:57:58 2022 No.17705766 >>17704844 Underrated comment

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 17:59:43 2022 No.17705777 >>17705294 All birds are dinosaurs but not all dinosaurs are birds, it's just one tribe/family of the entire order

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:07:50 2022 No.17705812 File: 1.16 MB, 2340x1080, Screenshot_2022-04-13-22-50-39-81_f9ee0578fe1cc94de7482bd41accb329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704431 https://youtu.be/wDooaT6qKKo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:08:50 2022 No.17705816 >>17704470 Reported for racism

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:35:38 2022 No.17705928 >>17705812 >extinct

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:39:33 2022 No.17705949 >>17705928 Trilobites are extinct though

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:45:35 2022 No.17705971 >>17705046 neanderthals were eatin good

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:46:17 2022 No.17705975 >>17704431 My grandfather

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:46:25 2022 No.17705976 >>17704451 That's upside down bro

Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:47:14 2022 No.17705980

>all these soy guzzling faggots meming about le (((dinosaurs))) and goyrassic park
Time to grow up kids. Dinosaurs weren't real, Bill Nye is a lying kike, the earth was CREATED 10,000 years ago, and heliocentrism is a lie. Pull your head out of your ass and read the Bible sometime

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:47:57 2022 No.17705982 >>17705060 Yabba dabba doo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:49:08 2022 No.17705983 >>17705980 >read the book of Jewish lies Nice try, rabbi

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 23:27:06 2022 No.17707261 File: 484 KB, 1041x1600, 014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 23:34:47 2022 No.17707290 I suspect it would taste exactly like a giant isopod.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 23:42:20 2022 No.17707316 >>17707261 I love Vandal Savage. That episode of JLAS where Superman gets transported to the future and he's basically just a normal guy desperate for a friend is great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 00:26:04 2022 No.17707459 File: 8 KB, 256x256, 1465213662262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704766 fucker looks like my first spore creature

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 00:30:44 2022 No.17707472 >>17704758 u gay bruh u gots 2 go

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 00:31:52 2022 No.17707478 For me, it's Megalodon fin soup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 00:35:32 2022 No.17707490 File: 441 KB, 1536x2048, Ella Hollywood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17707472 >u gay bruh u gots 2 go it ain't gay if he's the girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 00:59:04 2022 No.17707583 >>17705640 What would he do if I made oyakodon with his egg there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 01:28:42 2022 No.17707668 >>17705285 Like the worst turkey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 02:31:32 2022 No.17707883 giant human

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 02:43:01 2022 No.17707918 >>17705980 Pretty sure the Bible says six thousand something

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 02:49:51 2022 No.17707931 >>17707918 The Bible says nothing about the true age of existence. It was just some scholar centuries ago who did some "math" and decided that's the number he got.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 02:50:13 2022 No.17707932 >>17704823 you might get aids tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 02:51:22 2022 No.17707936 >>17704431 probably some extinct fern

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 02:54:14 2022 No.17707941 >>17704454 Moas are for riding not eating

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 03:01:28 2022 No.17707958 I'm obsessed with Opabinia but I'd probably eat it with horseradish and lemon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 05:39:08 2022 No.17708264 >>17704431 >How can you see into my eyes like open doors

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 06:04:00 2022 No.17708313 File: 294 KB, 1500x877, Burgess_scale_Cor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17707958 So many are you going to need to get a full meal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 06:11:27 2022 No.17708328 File: 1.66 MB, 1503x763, WaterWorldMeat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704431 Yeah , I want to kill and eat the thing in WaterWorld. so, any time of giant underwater shit.

Anonymous Sat Apr 16 06:36:35 2022 No.17708363

>>17705285
depends what they eat.
aquatic dinos probably tasted like fish or maybe fatty duck. or alligator
land predators probably were more like turkey or ostrich. tho I've always been told large predator meat tastes bad because of how the minerals concentrate going up the food chain

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 08:26:53 2022 No.17708587 File: 18 KB, 400x421, 00743801-F2F4-4173-ADA9-A105055E5B52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704431 Hmmmmmm

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 08:30:23 2022 No.17708590 >>17704431 jesus

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 08:30:44 2022 No.17708591 >>17704555 checked why did he do it, bros?

Anonymous Sat Apr 16 09:36:45 2022 No.17708737 [DELETED]

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>>17708591
Lack of food in his eco system likely made him venture farther than he normally would.
Even going to unsafe measures to get the food.
He was obviously successful in the venture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 09:43:13 2022 No.17708754 >>17705812 ha su creb

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 11:56:57 2022 No.17709198 >>17707490 you're gay man. you can play all you want and say all those things to try to lie to the world and yourself but you're still gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 11:58:52 2022 No.17709204 >>17705980 Fuck off with your kike book of líes, you goy flattie

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 12:07:54 2022 No.17709233 >>17708591 he didnt, evolution is fake. no reason to still believe it in the age of the internet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3B8KkSZp_E

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 12:09:08 2022 No.17709237 File: 135 KB, 1600x1097, PredatorX-2008-91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704431 Predator x.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 15:14:03 2022 No.17709931 >>17705980 retarded nazi

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 15:38:08 2022 No.17710066 >>17704835 prepare ur teeth

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 15:39:53 2022 No.17710081 >>17705980 it literally says in the bible that God created the dinosaurs you absolute idiot its on the first parts

Anonymous Sat Apr 16 16:55:58 2022 No.17710421
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I find this illustration amusing, Dickinsonia didn't live with other animals as pictured, which is probably the only reason said artist ever heard of this thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 17:20:51 2022 No.17710528 >>17709237 Wouldn't be surprised if you were prscticing autocannibalism

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 17:26:20 2022 No.17710563 >>17710528 >Wouldn't be surprised if you were prscticing autocannibalism Wat???

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 17:44:05 2022 No.17710629 >>17705928 Those 2 are now

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 17:45:54 2022 No.17710635 File: 92 KB, 225x306, 2750776C-A54D-4429-AAAE-15A7A79380AD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17704431 I want to eat Bigfoot

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 17:46:02 2022 No.17710637 >>17709233 >evolution is fake >links youtube video instead of explaining why he believes it himself Every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 17:48:36 2022 No.17710652 >>17708591 pussy

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