/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17703840]

Well?

[Anonymous No.17703843]

Olive Garden.
Service was so bad that I tipped 1 cent just to prove a point, because I thought it was probably more insulting than just tipping nothing.

[Anonymous No.17703847]

Chef thought I was a bitch.
I ain't no bitch...

[Anonymous No.17703856]

>>17703840
This one time I walked into a Subway.

[Anonymous No.17703867]

Any time the employees were black, mexicans are hit or miss but the food is always worth it

[Anonymous No.17703870]

Ordered salad with toast, vegetables were unwashed with crunchy sand. Ordered fish also, and the fish had bits of metal in it. Still paid like a cuck. Should have raised hell, but I pride myself on not acting like baboon.
Now I just don't want to go to anything restaurant. Kebab places are still okay though.

[Anonymous No.17703917]

Probably the time I was so blitted that I paid the check, forgot that I'd done so, and asked for it again. Actually I've done that multiple times, always fun trying to play that off
>Sir you already paid
Oh, uh...have a good night [get up and sprint away as fast as is socially acceptable]

[Anonymous No.17703921]

>>17703870
>Salad and toast
>Fish
It sounds like you make poor decisions

[Anonymous No.17703945]

>>17703917
Were you eating alone?

[Anonymous No.17703946]

>>17703870
>gets bits of sand and fucking metal in food
>says absolutely nothing
>never goes to any resturant ever again
kek sometimes you tards are funny

[Anonymous No.17703950]

>>17703840
Was at a mall food court as a child and an employee started flipping out at the Pizza Hut stand. Guy quit and told everybody to fuck off. Brother opened his personal pan up and it had a huge bite taken out of it

[Anonymous No.17703953]

Spinach and cheese omelet at ihop that used only egg whites, old spinach, and processed "cheese" that was cold when it was served to me and had no salt or pepper amomg other issues. It was vomit-inducing.

[Anonymous No.17703954]

>>17703950
was he black

[Anonymous No.17703960]

>>17703953
Spinach was probably just frozen

[Anonymous No.17703961]

Ordered grilled cheese and soup at a Denny's.
It became clear to me that they just microwave the soup from frozen, because there was still an ice cube made of soup floating in the middle of the bowl.

[Anonymous No.17703966]

>>17703954
>was he black
I believe he still is to this day...

[Anonymous No.17704049]

>>17703966

[Anonymous No.17704054]

Went to Nando's and was served burnt chicken thighs.

[Anonymous No.17704068]

>>17703954
Fat white guy

[Anonymous No.17704090]

>>17704068
>Ask if someone is black
>Get called a fat white guy
Go back to reddir

[Anonymous No.17704098]

>>17703840
That one hot dog place where everything smelled like bleach and the food was barely tolerable

[Anonymous No.17704104]

>>17704090
?? No. I posted the thing about Pizza Hut and answered that the guy was a fat white guy. Somebody else said he was black. I cant go back to reddir because Ive never been there

[Anonymous No.17704108]

>>17704104
based dense fuck

[Anonymous No.17704129]

>>17704108
Thanks! Got another story. Gf in college worked at a famous breakfast place in college. Guy was prepping a ton of potatoes for hashbrowns. Fucker cut his hand and bled in the hashbrowns. Didnt throw them out and they got fried up the next day.

[Anonymous No.17704137]

>>17703840
>go to steakhouse to celebrate grandfather's birthday
>grandpa has old person taste buds
>only eats well done steaks with barbecue sauce
>orders well done steak
>server asks if maybe he wants to try it medium since it'll be a bit more tender and easier to eat
>''I don't want blood in my steak I want you to cook it''
>server explains it's not blood it's a protein in the meat that happens to have a dark red color like blood
>''I want it well done just cook it for me''
>grandpa gets steak
>says it was terrible
>says he's never going back loudly as we leave the restaurant

[Anonymous No.17704143]

Chinese resto.
Order some clam dish, idr what.
Clams were obviously rotten.
Refused to pay.
They called the police.
Told police to smell the clams.
Police left.
I left.
Didn't pay.
Chinese waiter chases me down half a block away saying I forgot to tip.
I wish this was bullshit, but this shit actually happened. House of Chen in Philadelphia. Never again.

[Anonymous No.17704164]

>>17704137
Im with grandpa. Just give him wbat he wants

[Anonymous No.17704172]

>>17704129
Was he black?

[Anonymous No.17704175]

>>17704143
Go back you utter newfag

[Anonymous No.17704181]

>>17704129
Was gf black?

[Anonymous No.17704182]

>>17704137
>suggest a german place for grandpa's birthday (he was a nazi sympathizer)
>he orders the schnitzel
>orders like 6 warsteiners in a boot
>dumps a bunch of pepper in each beer
>complains that the spatzle tasted like a jew made it
>gooses some fat chick while the band's playing
good times

[Anonymous No.17704188]

>>17704182
>The 1/3 Reich

[Anonymous No.17704190]

>>17704181
Nope. Cute white girl

[Anonymous No.17704202]

>>17704172
Another fat white guy.

[Anonymous No.17704205]

>>17704202
Why do you keep calling everyone a fat white guy for asking if someone is black? Is that what you consider an insult?

[Anonymous No.17704231]

>>17704205
Lol. My lack of ability to understand sarcasm is alarming

[Anonymous No.17704259]

>>17704231
t. Fat white guy

[Anonymous No.17704269]

>>17703843
Care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.17704278]

>>17704269
>No complimentary olives on table
>Waitress did not greet me with a hello
>Food was Luke warm
>Did not check-up or refill drinks
>Cleared the table
>No dessert menu

[Anonymous No.17704290]

>>17704182
>>17704188
Unterhöhemensch

[Anonymous No.17704295]

>>17704290
Fuck off back to Germany you Sour Kraut

[Anonymous No.17704303]

>go to restaurant with wife's parents
>typical diner food I think?
>her dad says something about a bottle of tobasco sauce, i dont remember what i say something too also dont remember
>owner comes over and is clearly offended, says his wife is mexican and other shit i dont remember, no clue what is going on
>food comes out, mine (I think) is cold, like stone cold, so i dont eat it and make them refund it fearing they spit in my food
still to this day dont know wtf happened, I can't remember

[Anonymous No.17704310]

>>17704278
I've never seen complimentary olives at olive garden and dessert menus are usually only handed out upon request

[Anonymous No.17704334]

>>17703921
It's one of those coffee places. I didn't feel like pasta just thought a toast salad was something the couldn't fuck up. Boy I was wrong.
What's wrong with fish? Well made fish at a restaurant is nice

>>17703946
We complained, they discounted it, but if we threw a shitfit we'd probably get some coupons and not have to pay at all..
I just wanted to vibe man, I didn't come there for a confrontation

I guess burger restaurants are fine by me too, but those coffee places, fuck them

[Anonymous No.17704336]

>>17704175
Can't. House of Chen is now permanently closed and I wouldn't anyway.

[Anonymous No.17704342]

>>17704310
Guess you're just going to 'Garden' then

[Anonymous No.17704360]

>>17704303
>something happened
>I don't remember what
>there was tobasco
Excellent story. 10/10 would read again.

[Anonymous No.17704381]

>>17704342
You know what, olive garden doesn't have a fucking garden in the premises. Why do you think they have to be olive themed and serve complimentary olives? I've never seen them do that.

[Anonymous No.17704393]

>>17704334
>what's wrong with fish?
Not him but it's just kind of a funny combo with everything else imo

[Anonymous No.17704399]

>>17704303

[Anonymous No.17704407]

>>17704090
>>17704205
>>17704259
Lmao holy fuck my sides
You sir, win le Internet le today

[Anonymous No.17704408]

>>17704381
The only thing there is a freezer and a microwave

[Anonymous No.17704468]

>>17704303
>>17704360
Holy fucking shit I haven't laughed so fucking hard in the longest time. I legit couldn't breathe because I couldn't stop laughing thank you for that bros

[Anonymous No.17704570]

>>17704393
Ah but the fish wasn't for me. I only had the crunchy sand salad. It was roasted salmon with fries, really not a bad thing

[Anonymous No.17704584]

japanese restaurant (in USA)

I ordered some kind of salad but they gave me these long sticks to eat lettuce with. so I kept trying to eat it at like 1/10 normal salad eating speed while having a panic attack at how retarded I am at eating and imagining japanese laughing at me

[Anonymous No.17704657]

>>17704570
Ahh ok. Certainly more acceptable

[Anonymous No.17704694]

>>17704584
The sticks are for cleaning your teeth.

[Anonymous No.17704737]

>had date
>tried my goddamn best to not be a sperg
>thought I did pretty well
>gives me the creep treatment
Food was good though

[Anonymous No.17704817]

>>17703840
Went to a 2 michelin star place on the Norfolk coast, ordered shell-on prawns, they were fucking amazing. Best I've ever had

What sucked was waiting 1 hour and 20 minutes for them, had a go at the waiter about the snaill's pace service which I never do

[Anonymous No.17704962]

>>17704303
Based amnesiac retard

[Anonymous No.17704989]

>>17703840
Niggerian food blegh

[Anonymous No.17705073]

Having to work almost every day of week at Tim Hortons and having to deal with long ass Doordash deliveries.
I finished earlier and I thought I was going to get an autistic meltdown over Doordash orders but containted it inside my head, but I was really close...

[Anonymous No.17705086]

>>17703961
I always assumed it came in bags like panera

[Anonymous No.17705110]

i went to a restaurant last week and ordered a $15 margarita my date ordered a $16 martini we got the drinks and they both literally tasted like lemonade so we asked the waiter what the fuck and he was like 'lol we actually aren't allowed to serve liquor here'

[Anonymous No.17705119]

Only time I have ever "acted up" at a "restaurant."

I'm normally the guy who dosn't complain or anything if something is wrong. And the odd time I do it is mild at best.

Went to Taco Bell at mall food court for lunch break on a stressful day at work.

Order the steak quesadilla (literally only reason for me to ever go to that shit place. Pay for it and wait.
5 minutes later Pajeet gives me some rice and bean burritos.
Tell him this is wrong and I ordered the quesadilla.
Pajeet decides he is going to get in my face and yell that i am wrong.

Between the bs at work and this I am just done.

Flipped the tray over the counter and left the food spill all over telling Pajeet to clean the shit up.

Havn't been back since, it is one thing to screw up, but no way in hell am I about to take shit from a min-wage street shitter.

[Anonymous No.17705258]

>>17705110
>Japanese humor

[Anonymous No.17705358]

>>17703840
when i ligmad at chuckeecheese
ask what ligma is if u dont know

[Anonymous No.17705378]

>>17705358
who's steve jobs?

[Anonymous No.17705394]

>>17705358
dude I love ligmaing chuck e cheese's pizza and arcade

[Anonymous No.17705634]

>>17704817
why the hell did you wait that long

[Anonymous No.17705665]

>>17705358
what ligma

[Anonymous No.17705666]

>>17703840
>Rando hotel restaurant in france
>Menu has two options of steak or duck l'orange
>pick duck expecting a thigh with potatoes
>Get an overcooked pos thigh the size of a chicken fetus with some sad steamed potatoes and green bean sprouts.
>15€
Fuck france and it's overrated gourmet bullshit. At least in portugal/spain you can go to a rando ma 'n pa restaurant and get some minimal quality guaranteed for half the price.

[Anonymous No.17705688]

>>17705665
ligmius testicalius

[Anonymous No.17705718]

>Happy Hour Sushi before evening shift at The Fox
>Three hours later mass vomit
>Plastic bags of vomit left on the MARTA
>Barely make it home before diarrhea
>Live in the bathroom for next 24hr
Yeah, that place closed a few weeks later.

[Anonymous No.17705723]

>>17703843
Based af

[Anonymous No.17706006]

>>17704817
Like, VA Norfolk? I wasn't aware that there were any michelin star restaurants in this area, whats it called?

[Anonymous No.17706011]

>>17703840
I got raped at McDonalds

[Anonymous No.17706017]

>>17706011
Wait Brandon? Oh God I never thought I'd see you again

[Anonymous No.17706026]

>>17703840
went to mcdonalds
ordered a mcdouble
received a double cheeseburger
haven't been to mcdonalds since then

[Anonymous No.17706031]

>>17706026
file a complaint to corporate

[Anonymous No.17706237]

>>17703840
Waited maybe 2 hours at a restaurant. They forgot about me. When I reminded them, 10 minutes later my food came and it wasn’t even what I ordered.

[Anonymous No.17706246]

>>17703840
Does being physically assaulted by a server count? They didn't appreciate my 10% tip and proceeded to attack me over it. They got fired AND went to jail.

[Anonymous No.17706309]

>>17703870
>I pride myself in being taken advantage of
Lmao. Stupid fucks like you deserve to be miserable. No backbone.

[Anonymous No.17706321]

>>17703840
>Server told my gf that the item she always gets was only for kids (She was misinterpreting a rule that applied to something else)
>Also my gf is autistic and didn't argue and I wasn't paying attention so I only fixed it when the waitress came around like 10 minutes later, where she argued with me and seemed pissed
>I was polite cause I always am
>She asks a manager who then comes over to apologize to us
>They rush the item and so it comes out underdone
>Gf eats half despite hating it because she doesn't want to seem ungrateful
>I only find out after she's eaten half that it sucks and at this point obviously can't get it fixed
>She also never brought me my soup despite it being on the check (and got even more pissed when I asked her to take it off the check)
>She never even rang up my gf's drink
>I was still polite, but I didn't tip
>Gf breaks down and cries when we get to the car because she used to be a server and not tipping is the worst thing you can do
Women man. This meal was like $70 too, it was a nice place.

[Anonymous No.17706327]

>>17706011
And I'll do it again too ;)

[Anonymous No.17706336]

Order food
No food

[Anonymous No.17706349]

>>17705358
one time i asked for ligma but they gave me bofa instead

[Anonymous No.17706359]

>>17706246
so what’d you do to piss him off? it’s ok to admit you pushed him since nothing can top him sperging out in retaliation

[Anonymous No.17706436]

>>17706321
Where do I find an autistic gf?

[Anonymous No.17706454]

Outback steakhouse
>shitty butter for bread
>steak was overcooked
>not seasoned well
>small cut
>fries basically dipped in salt
Waste of time tbqh

[Anonymous No.17706483]

>>17706006
he said "prawns", probably talking about Norfolk in England

[Anonymous No.17706485]

Not due to the restaurant but
>be young anon
>going with family to chinese place for dinner
>hungry as fuck
>order general tso's chicken
>gonna dig into this food
>plates arrive
>ask dad why they add those peppers on the plate
>he says "try them"
>k
>try one
>burn my tounge
>pepper juices leak all in my mouth
>oh god oh fuck
>it's bad
>trying to desperately stop my mouth from burning
>mom and sister notice
>dad is giving his best shiteating grin/trollface
>mom trying to help me, tries to stop dad from laughing
>oh god it's bad my fucking tongue
>waitress asks if I want some tea or something to help
>nothing works
>family finishes meal while I sip ice water the whole time
>mom is sympathetic
>dad is still grinning
>get a to-go box
>have to wait until I get home until I can eat
We joke about it when I visit and we go out for dinner.

[Anonymous No.17706489]

>>17703840
A waiter was weird and able to tell that I was part Sugondese

[Anonymous No.17706515]

>>17706489
What's sugondese?

[Anonymous No.17706539]

>be me
>in manhattan with some friends in 2019
>we all agree to go to some "authentic" mexican place in midtown
>literally nothing inside would tell you its a mexican restaurant, its just dark with neon lights like some nightclub
>waitress takes forever in ordering from us
>other group of people who come in after us already get their food
>friends order tacos
>i order torta
>takes forever to get our food and our drinks
>friends start getting impatient and want to leave
>food finally arrives
>tacos are the size of your palm, basically just a spoonful of meat and cheese on a tiny tortilla
>one friend storms out of the restaurant and goes to mcdonalds next door
>the rest of us eat
>everyone complaining about everything
>i liked my torta though
>we pay and leave
>friends insisted on no tip but i left a dollar
>gather together in the next door mcdonalds
>i accidentally sit on a ketchup packet

[Anonymous No.17706553]

>>17703840
I had pancakes that tasted like dish soap, I can still conjure the taste from memory

[Anonymous No.17706568]

>>17704303
I'm in tears, what a stupid post lmao

[Anonymous No.17706570]

Found a fly in a fried fish burrito. It was encrusted in the batter.

[Anonymous No.17706641]

>>17706485
i've eaten chinese food for thirty years and they've never given me anything spicy even when i ask for it
where was this

[Anonymous No.17706648]

>>17706641
Some random place in colorado

[Anonymous No.17706669]

>>17703856
Why do they let blacks handle other peoples food in the USA?

[Anonymous No.17706681]

>>17706669
Yuropoors seem to let them handle everything

[Anonymous No.17706686]

>>17706321
You both should absolutely fucked, holy shit

[Anonymous No.17706689]

>>17706686
Sound***

[Anonymous No.17706700]

>>17704408
>a microwave
That's Chef Mike to you pal
Only the most dedicated and hard working employee in any restaurant.

[Anonymous No.17706746]

>>17706681
Not surprising between Europes Frankfurt School and USAs Berkeley, you're both cucks

[Anonymous No.17706753]

>>17703840
>be me
>go to popular local pizza place with family like seven or eight years ago
>seated at table right next to the front door
>long line
>different family gets in line and obnoxiously holds the door open bringing wind in
>i don't care, it's a warm day, non-issue
>my mom cares and argues with the family holding the door open about common courtesy
>we haven't even gotten our drinks yet
>different family's mom goes "are you threatening to go crazy on me"
>my mom replies "you don't want to see me go crazy"
>mfw
>i tell my mom to stop because i don't want her to get into a fight at a pizza place she otherwise admits she doesn't like eating out at
>they stop arguing right there and close the door

[Anonymous No.17706756]

Hair in my food. I can’t fucking stand getting hair in my mouth, especially someone else’s. I’ve gotten hair in my mouth than I care to remember. It ruins my appetite.

Ordered a burrito at a mexican place, guy handling the cash prepared my food without washing his hands.

[Anonymous No.17706791]

>>17703840
I have two
>with hiking healthy friends (well I have a friend in that group and was invitided on a hiking/camping trip since he knew I knew about camping and tents) they agree on a vegetarian restaurant after 3 days in the mountains
>that instantly rings some red flags in my head but whatever I'll go along for social harmony
>get there, see they have a portabela mushroom patty burger on menu
>"mushroom broken down, spiced, and formed into a patty? That can't be bad." I thought
>it gets to the table and it's not a patty, It's just a giant fucking mushroom between buns
>not even seared fully just warm and gooey and wet in the worst way possible, no seasoning besides some way too salty garlic cream on the buns
>I can't stomach more than two bites, friends tell me I'm overreacting so I make them try it
>one has a coughing fit on first bite, friend's girlfriend gags and almost vomits
>I just want it struck off the bill but some of the more chadly guys of the group are drunk and get angry at the staff for serving me that
>some buff lesbian starts yelling back at the guys
>we get thrown out, but no one payed for anything so most of my group got a normal free meal
>I forget who, but someone bought me fast food after but the salty garlic cream and wet mushroom taste were stuck in my mouth and the fast food ended up tasting like that
and
>at Whitespot, basically fast food family dinner shit
>get the mac n cheese
>It's disgusting, the sauce just tasted abhorrent and oily
>tell the waitress politely, she looks at me like I'm retarded, have to egg her on to taste it
>her attitude does a full 180 and it gets taken off the bill
The second wasn't so bad but still, I have no clue how the kitchen fucked up that pasta so bad.

[Anonymous No.17706798]

claim jumper. made me wait an hour for my food and when it came it was cold. which sucks because claim jumper is awesome.

[Anonymous No.17706811]

>>17706756
This. I've been to white trash places and there's always hair. Can't go back.

[Anonymous No.17706822]

>>17703840
I recall a particularly enriching experience
>10 yr old me at grill house
>some family gathering dinner not a big deal
>there was an old couple sitting on one of the tables in the center of the restaurant, guy was fat lady was normal
>my grandpa notices the guy had been eating since we sat down and he just keeps ordering more and more food, lady just sips on wine
>I start hearing some fart sounds, don't think much of it restaurant was packed and noisy
>the fart sound gets louder and more frequent, the tables closer to the couple start staring
>a particular big and long fart is ripped by the old fat man 80% of the restaurant is staring and commenting
>guy just kept eating and minding his own business
>you could see some of the asscrack through his tight white pants
>a lady tells something to a waiter who walks up to the man and whispers in his ear
>man takes out a paper and a plastic card from his wallet showing it to the waiter
>says loudly he has a condition and cant control it
>people look away and carry on as if it didnt happen
>10 yr old me wanted to have fart condition to be able to shit myself in public

tldr a fat guy was shitting himself in the middle of the restaurant

[Anonymous No.17706830]

>>17706686
:(

[Anonymous No.17706883]

>>17706553
I had french fries that tasted like pancakes.

[Anonymous No.17706892]

>>17706436
That guy’s house

[Anonymous No.17706896]

>>17706436
In the sanitarium.

[Anonymous No.17706900]

>>17706830
just kidding bro

[Anonymous No.17706915]

>>17706686
What's so fucked about anon?

[Anonymous No.17706929]

>>17706883
I had dish soap that tasted like french fries

[Anonymous No.17706958]

>>17706929
I had chicken that tasted like dish soap but I think its because I forgot to rinse the dish I cooked it in after washing it

[Anonymous No.17706970]

>>17706349
i'm sure you enjoyed scarfing down bofa

[Anonymous No.17706971]

>>17706958
you don normally wash yo chicken with dish soap?

[Anonymous No.17706983]

>>17703840
The time I gave my number to the lady at chick-fil-a and she laughed at me. I've wanted to kill myself ever since.

[Anonymous No.17706993]

>>17706971
Well I wash the chicken in bleach

[Anonymous No.17707040]

>>17703945
Fuck yeah fag

[Anonymous No.17707084]

Not me, but it could've been.
>Live in Pacific NW
>Pretty left-leaning just in case you didn't know
>Great aunts and a great uncle visit from deep Texas
>Mom asks if I want to go to dinner with them
>Decline since I know nothing about them and they're pretty damn old
>Hours pass
>Aunts and uncle stumble through the door absolutely plastered
>Mom follows, white as a sheet
>Ask what happened
>"Well, we had a waiter who was... Black. And your uncle decided the best way to get his attention was to scream 'Hey boy!' and point at him in the middle of the restaurant."
>My face
We didn't see them again after that.

[Anonymous No.17707111]

Got dragged to a Vietnamese or Thai or some SEAmonkey restaurant, ordered "duck soup", got a bowl of bone shards and coriander.

[Anonymous No.17707146]

>>17707084
What is the problem with that, a little rude maybe but it's not like he called him a nigger

[Anonymous No.17707176]

>>17706011
Anon I was asking you if you'd like your angus beef patty to be peppered, as in seasoned. What did you think I meant?

[Anonymous No.17707257]

>>17707146
Calling a black man "boy" is considered racist.
The history has to do with whites in America referring to all black men as "boy" regardless of the relative ages of the speaker or the spoken to. It was meant to exemplify the speaker's superiority/the spoken to's lower status.
Even if the great uncle didn't mean it in any offensive or racial capacity, many black men will still take umbrage to being called "boy."
See also "you people." That's another term many people find racist. I can see the argument for "boy," even if I disagree with it personally, but "you people" is a fucking stupid thing to get offended by.

[Anonymous No.17707313]

I was once at an opening night walkout.
>chef was the owner
>little regard for front of house
>No dry run
>FOH were random kids
>No MD, chef thought he could run FOH from kitchen
>docketing was instantly fucked
>bookings fucked
>took walk ins when already struggling
>kitchen stockpiles inadequate

The food was good but after waiting two hours people just started leaving, dishes were out of order, stone cold, FOH couldn't manage cutlery and dishes.

Moral of story, FOH is srs business and nobody is able to MD but a proper MD.

[Anonymous No.17707325]

>>17707257
>many black men will still take umbrage to being called "boy."
i have never seen this happen myself and they call each other boy but i can see some of them getting triggered by it

[Anonymous No.17707372]

>>17707325
They also call each other nigga, but don't let a white man do it, no sir.

[Anonymous No.17707441]

yes

[Anonymous No.17707462]

>>17703840
nothing i guess
i don't eat out often and i have no restaurant horror stories
sorry op
here's a picture of a bird

[Anonymous No.17707474]

>>17706515

[Anonymous No.17707477]

>>17704468
>>17706568
>>17704360
your retarded replies made me laugh like a stuck pig
damn you

[Anonymous No.17707483]

>>17706900
:)

[Anonymous No.17707500]

>>17706791
man the horror stories of restaurant pasta...

[Anonymous No.17707504]

>>17707462
thats bread

[Anonymous No.17707507]

>>17707474
Sugondese niggers?

[Anonymous No.17707509]

>>17706983
Stay strong, gondola. You are not alone.

[Anonymous No.17707514]

>>17707504
and bird

[Anonymous No.17707542]

>>17703840
Miller's Ale House, recently. Lackluster service, though it won't compare with Johnny Rocket's when I went with pops. Absolutely depressing.

[Anonymous No.17707558]

>>17703840
Took my family to have Ethiopian, and my sister had a panic attack from the Injeera. Something about trypophobia.

[Anonymous No.17707589]

>>17706648
>>17706641
>>17706485
It wasn't spicy, anon is just a colorodoan.

[Anonymous No.17707727]

>>17704303
I would expect a story this poorly remembered to be from early childhood, not something that happened as an adult with a wife.

[Anonymous No.17707758]

>>17706321
All for a meal, imagine raising children or buying a house with someone like this

[Anonymous No.17707767]

>>17707758
YWNBAW you dipshit faggot

[Anonymous No.17707787]

>>17706746
You have no idea how bad it really is

[Anonymous No.17708191]

*take care to look over the menu and make my choice*
*go up to order*
Let me get a steak and cheese sandwich
>uhhh ok..... what size you want?
Give me the big one
>uhhhh you gotta say "six inch" or "footlong"... I don't know what "the big one" means...
Ok, the footlong
>Ok sir... uhhh... what bread do you want?
Regular bread?
>Sir... you have to pick a bread. Here are our 12 types of bread (lists every bread)
Ok... 9-grain honey oat.
>Ok sir....... would you like that toasted?
Umm, yeah. I think I'd like a sandwich with hot meat and melted cheese. Does anyone even get it untoasted?
>Uhh.... I'm not qualified to answer that sir... Ok, toasted....
*toasts for 5 minutes*
>Ok sir... what toppings do you want....
Can't you just make the sandwich?
>Uhh I'm not qualified to make those decisions sir.... what toppings?
Fine. Give me the onion, black olives and banana peppers.
>Ok sir..... Sir... what sauce do you want?
I thought that when you pick an item off the menu, the restaurant makes it for you... can't you just pick one?
>Uhhhhh.... we are not allowed to do that sir... please pick one... here are our sauces (lists every sauce)
Fine, Jesus. Give me the ranch dressing.
>Thank you sir.... ok, sir..... we are almost done...... Sir, do you want salt and pepper?
Salt and pepper..... in my sandwich. That is what you're asking me, right?
>Uhh... yes, sir...
No.
>Ok sir... would you like a bag of chips?
No.
>Uhh... would you like a cookie?
No.
>uhh... would you like a chocolate milk?
(firmly) No.
>Sir, please be patient, sir...... would you like a muffin?
No!
>Sir, I don't appreciate your tone, sir..... Uhh..... would you like a soda?
.....No.
>Ok sir.... that'll be $10 sir......
Ten minutes. That's how long it takes to get a sandwich at this supposed "fast food" franchise. And you have to do all the freaking work. Fuck subway.

[Anonymous No.17708208]

>>17708191
It takes three minutes if the customer isn't desperately trying to make bofh style quips.

[Anonymous No.17708244]

>>17708208
No, it only takes 3 minutes if you have gone dozens of times and conditioned yourself to the Subway corporation's ordering procedures. I don't let corporations live in my head, but apparently you have committed Subway's ordering procedure to subconscious memory. Sad.

[Anonymous No.17708451]

>>17706321
"Nice places" don't have children's menus, tho.

[Anonymous No.17708474]

>>17703840
>pleasant little trattoria
>seated in courtyard at rear
>light rain starts
>Waiter fumbles the weighted cord used to pull the rain covers closed
>weight swings across three tables and smacks me in the eye
>Foster parents laugh it off
Fuck you clumsy gay waiter

[Anonymous No.17708496]

>>17704164
Dumb old fuck shouldn't complain then if he likes his steak like a hockey puck

[Anonymous No.17708509]

>>17707509
Yes I am. Thanks though.

[Anonymous No.17708512]

>>17706321
What did she order?

[Anonymous No.17708539]

>>17708191
Your mistake was going to subway in the first place

[Anonymous No.17708570]

>new job
>social get-to-know-you dinner
>spend all day talking about my dream steak
>T-bone with green peppercorn sauce
>ride motorcycle to dinner, get there early
>park on street, go in
>fifteen minutes later rest of team arrive
>fifteen minutes after, new manager arrives late
>pissed off because she couldn’t find a park
>orders me to move my motorcycle so she can hake my space
>acquiesce but think she’s a cunt
>dinner arrives
>my order is somehow a rump steak with Diane sauce not the T-bone I’ve been talking about all day
>call waiter over to ask for the error to be fixed
>new manager snaps at me to just eat it
>stand up, drop serviette onto plate, thank the table for the evening and walk out
>new manager super pissed off
>she gets blackballed for being a bitch
>still has enough pull to cripple my promotion prospects
All over a fucking steak.
>in a shitty mood because

[Anonymous No.17708578]

>>17708191
>Being retarded, and blaming it on Subway
WOW

[Anonymous No.17708589]

>>17704407

[Anonymous No.17708594]

>>17705119
Sounds more like a racism thing

[Anonymous No.17708643]

>>17706006
I assume he's talking about the Raising Cane's downtown near the NorVa Theatre

[Anonymous No.17708696]

>>17703840
>waitress was tweaking
>dumped an entire plate on the table
>walked away with the rest of the food
>manager comes over 5 minutes later
>berates us lo like we turned to plate upside down and knocked the drinks over
>tells us we need to play and leave
>tell him to get fucked and try to leave
>he says he's calling the cops
>grabs me as hard as he can by the shoulder
>shake him off and he tumbles into a table
>cops get called, hang out to not look guilty
>he starts screaming at the cops that they need to be arrest us
>tell the cops what happened
>other people at the restaurant back up our story
>cops ask to see security cam footage
>manager refuses
>cops take our names and tell us it's okay to leave
>leave
Big Boy, not even once.

[Anonymous No.17708720]

>>17703840
That one night on a diner when the server attempted to start a conversation with me after bringing me my food, asking me about my work or telling me about how good the food I ordered is, etc... I quickly shut her off and sent her on her way so that I could eat peacefully.

[Anonymous No.17708732]

>>17707558
Has your retarded sister ever eaten a pancake?

[Anonymous No.17708733]

>>17708720
she wanted your cock dumbass

[Anonymous No.17708735]

>>17708191
I can't even imagine being this bad in public

[Anonymous No.17708741]

>>17706970
bofa my cocks in your throat lmao

[Anonymous No.17708759]

>>17708733
It's my dinner time, not hers.

[Anonymous No.17708773]

>>17708451
You are incorrect.

[Anonymous No.17708777]

>>17706349
What's a leppo?

[Anonymous No.17708778]

>>17708773
Show me a "nice place" with a children's menu, please. I'm curious if I'm misinformed and such a place exists or if I'm right and it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.17708782]

>>17706791
I don't understand mushroom burgers. They're always shit but every restaurant insists on having them on the menu. They're always a bland sloppy soggy gross mess. I went to a little irish pub on a date a few years back. I got fish and chips and the girl got on of those mushroom burgers. She took a couple bites and couldn't handle any more. She was too shy and polite and didn't want to make a fuss, so I just let her have my fries. She was a vegan too so she's used to eating gross shit, and STILL couldn't handle it. Fuck mushroom burgers and their enablers.

[Anonymous No.17708784]

>>17708777
City in Syria. Former capital, I think. It's currently Damascus.

[Anonymous No.17708787]

>>17708570
Never attend social gatherings with coworkers.

[Anonymous No.17708789]

>>17706485
Your dad sounds like an asshole.

[Anonymous No.17708791]

>>17708784
You will never be president Jo

[Anonymous No.17708792]

>>17706485
This is literal child abuse

[Anonymous No.17708793]

>>17704303
>the virgin explaining important story details vs the chad "i don't remember"

[Anonymous No.17708799]

>In France
>order a croque monsieur
>get handed a cold ham and cheese sandwich
>explain its not right
>faggot chef says its a croque monsieur
>tell him its a cold fucking sandwich
>his manager comes out
>some pajeet african halfbreed creature
>barely even speaks french
>tell him its wrong
>he just stares at the plate before leaving
>chef ignores me
>throw sandwhich at chef
>he starts chimping out
>tell him to fuck himself with his shit sandwich
>leave
How fucking hard is it to cook a fucking sandwich

[Anonymous No.17708811]

>>17708799
/2
Another
>cheapass uncle takes me to shit restaurant
>ask for a ceasar salad
>it comes out
>no crutons
>they just cut up stale garlic bread
>big chunks of tomato
>no parmesan
>its grated mozzarella instead
>chicken is a chopped up tendie
>tell staff this isnt a caesar salad
>say they ran out of chicken breast and croutons
>order desert
>get meringue and fruit
>meringue is dry as fuck
>fruit is just a blob of jam
>just get up and leave
>staff on door asks how it was
>tell them I'll enjoy shitting out their food far more than eating it
Mine wasnt even the worst meal of the evening

[Anonymous No.17708821]

>>17708191
>tfw no one else recognized this as pasta

[Anonymous No.17708827]

>go to wing restaurant with the boys
>retard friend showboats about how no wing sauce is too spicy for him and acts smug about it
>we get the super nuclear fuck you sauce so we can call him out
>he takes the smallest of bites and says it’s nothing
>his face is visibly red and he’s sweating
>call him out
>idiot then proceeds to eat the wing WHOLE, even crunching on the bone and eating it
>after barely getting it down he drinks a bit of milk while gasping for air
>our laughs turn to genuine concern
>oblivious waitress comes over to ask if we’re enjoying the food
>he suddenly vomits everywhere onto the table

suffice to say we never went back

[Anonymous No.17708837]

>>17708811
>ordering dessert at shitty restaurant
That was your fault there.
If a kitchen can make a good main course then there's no way they'll make a good dessert.

[Anonymous No.17708843]

that one time I was working at a Frog restaurant and I came on one of the oysters. The experience was terrible because I watched the plate and it went to a young girl who just ate it like it was nothing special.

[Anonymous No.17708874]

>>17708782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0kADqaqjnw
Mushroom bugers can taste good if you put some effort into them. Cheap restaurants don't care about quality, just throughput so they never cook food properly.

[Anonymous No.17708886]

>>17707462
I AM THE BREAD GOD. BOW BEFORE ME AND KNOW MY POWER. YOU SHALL WORSHIP NONE BUT ME. YOU SHALL HAVE NO MASTERS BUT ME. I AM THE BREAD GOD.

[Anonymous No.17708898]

>>17706553
Try to recreate the recipe and market it to IPA fags, you'll die a rich man.

[Anonymous No.17708926]

>2014, I think
>Girlfriend and I had finished Christmas shopping and wanted to get dinner
>Every single restaurant in the area was absolutely packed. Except one...
>...Bertucci's
>I'm a bit of a food snob and my GF even said that Bertucci's was dog shit and we should NEVER go.
>We were desperate and didn't want to cook or eat shitty fast food, so we went to Bertucci's
>Needless to say, it was fucking horrible
>The fact it was incredibly clean and we didn't get food poisoning were the only redeeming qualities
>Absolutely worst food I've had in a restaurant
>Cold, greasy, bland, flavorless "Italian" food with arguably the sloppiest and worst playing imaginable
>Server was surly and rude as fuck
>My GF wasn't lying about how terrible it was
>I hope that company goes out of fucking business if they haven't already. Shameful.

[Anonymous No.17708932]

>>17706309
Correct, I actually appreciate this type of criticism too. Thanks, anon. I'll try to be better

[Anonymous No.17708936]

>>17706983
>I've wanted to kill myself ever since.
So why haven't you done it yet? What are you waiting for?

[Anonymous No.17708939]

>>17704303
>Diner I think
>Tobasco sauce
>I don't remember

10/10 story

[Anonymous No.17708952]

>>17703840
Ordered Marsala Chicken, it was freezing cold when it arrived so I sent it back. Came back hot but with no sides.

[Anonymous No.17708959]

>go to applebees
>sit in waiting area
>make eye contact with woman working at bar
>sit there for 10 minutes staring at her
>nobody comes to seat me
>leave

[Anonymous No.17708965]

>>17708926
>>Every single restaurant in the area was absolutely packed. Except one...
That was all the red flags you needed. At that point just order a pizza from dominoe's.

[Anonymous No.17708979]

>Be me in 2006
>Visit the PJ's Coffee & Tea on Maple Street in New Orleans one summer day
>Unbeknownst to me, the literal teenagers they hired did their required daily activity of cleaning the espresso machine with industrial gel detergent
>But they didn't wash out the detergent. They poured it in and apparently just left it there.

>I order some retarded multi-syllable espresso drink latte -cino whatever
>Drink it and go home
>An hour later I begin violently throwing up and having diarrhea, at the same time
>Get up multiple times from my bed (where I'm now sweating heavily) to continue this back & forth sitting & kneeling process at the toilet
>As night falls, I've become retardedly weak. I can't walk, can only crawl, and can only crawl for about 10 or 15 feet before having to stop to rest, as I keep going to the toilet over and over again.

Basically two or three days of being bed-ridden. I was a dumb early-20s punk back then, and didn't realize I had a golden lawsuit on my hands.

[Anonymous No.17708985]

>>17707257
>Calling a black man "boy" is considered racist.
The absolute state of black fragility lmao
>>17707146
This.

[Anonymous No.17708986]

>>17707767
>are you sure you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody like that?
>STFU TRANNY
There's a lot to unpack here.

[Anonymous No.17709035]

Once my cousin Ernie from Tucklehasse (read: bumfuck nowhere), Oklahoma came to visit us (Ohio), we went to a seafood restaurant to eat some mussels and the retard almost ate the shell and complained the food was overcooked.

[Anonymous No.17709037]

>Be me
>Be child, probably 9 or 10
>It's my aunt's birthday
>She wants sushi
>Family goes out to one of those restaurants where they cook the food in front of you on a grill
>We sit at the grill (this is important later)
>Look at menu
>Everything sounds kinda gross because I'm a kid who doesn't know better
>Want chicken tenders
>Dad gets mad at me because we're in a fancy restaurant and he wants me to try something new
>Tell him I want chicken tenders
>Waiter comes and takes our order
>Dad cuts me off and tells waiter I want sushi
>Just sit and pout because I'm a child
>Sushi comes out first
>Continue sitting and pouting
>Guy on grill starts doing tricks and stuff and cooking food
>Dad notices I haven't eaten any sushi
>Dad gets mad at me for wasting food and tells me if I don't eat it I'll go to bed hungry
>Pick one up
>Take half a bite
>i_dont_feel_so_good.mp4
>Just keep chewing and chewing and chewing
>Can feel my stomach doing somersaults
>Chew chew chew chew chew chew
>Throat's tightening and lips are trembling
>Dad yells at me "Don't you fucking dare"
>Puke
>And cry
>It goes all over the grill
>All over thee food
>Stench of fried vomit fills the restaurant
>The most unholy thing I have ever smelled in my entire life
>Like a mixture of burning meat, sewage, and rotten milk
>Think they shut down the restaurant for the rest of the day
>Everybody goes home without eating
>We drive back home with me covered in vomit and still crying
>Dad hoses me off in the front yard with cold water, strips me naked, then spanks me
One of the many reasons I don't visit dad in the nursing home. Fuck you old man.
I can't eat sushi to this day, it makes my stomach turn. I would love to try sushi now, but I can't. I can feel my gag reflex going and my mouth starts to drool like before you puke.

[Anonymous No.17709045]

>>17709037
Sushi is nasty anyways. mmm wow raw fish.

[Anonymous No.17709046]

>>17708827
>>idiot then proceeds to eat the wing WHOLE, even crunching on the bone and eating it
It genuinely amazes me that people like this can survive on their own without proper supervision.

[Anonymous No.17709057]

>>17708926
So you'd rather knowingly go to a place that is horrendous than just go and get a big mac? You deserved what happened to you and i hope the both of you get hit by a train.

[Anonymous No.17709059]

>>17709037
>>Stench of fried vomit fills the restaurant
>>The most unholy thing I have ever smelled in my entire life
>>Like a mixture of burning meat, sewage, and rotten milk
>>Think they shut down the restaurant for the rest of the day
Based, fuck s*shi places.

[Anonymous No.17709061]

>>17709037
I never understood how people could be so cruel to children. "Making" them eat things they cleary don't want, getting mad and hitting them because they did something they didn't like. These are the absolute retards who actually get to have families.

[Anonymous No.17709064]

>>17709045
little kid tastes can go to mcdonalds, faggot.
>>17709037
sushi is based but your dad's a prick. sounds like the fish they were using may have gone off. either way id never make my kid eat something that was visually making them sick

[Anonymous No.17709068]

>>17703870
I am going to fuck your gf and you cannot stop me.

[Anonymous No.17709079]

>>17708821
Every day is someone's first day here.

[Anonymous No.17709089]

>>17709064
>He eats peasant food and consumes the microplastics of the ocean
mmm yum

[Anonymous No.17709097]

>>17709037
Your dad's a dick and you're a bitch. Please don't have kids of your own.

[Anonymous No.17709113]

>>17704303
This is the roadsing equivalent of green text story, no bullshit details

[Anonymous No.17709123]

>>17703840
Getting insulted by some rude Stacy waitress in a Denny's and then telling her she should get raped

[Anonymous No.17709139]

>>17708792
I did something like that to kiddo about a month or two ago. Actually, probably more than that as it was still cold out. Anyway, notwife came home with skim milk for some fucking reason. I think it was an on-offer sort of thing, free skimmed milk with purchase of cereal or something, idfk. What I do know is that no one in the house really likes skimmed milk, not me, not notwife and kiddo's opinions don't matter. However, I know it foams better than fullfat so decided to make the two of us cappuccino the following morning. Notwife sits in the kitchen and I go to the living room where kiddo is putzing about on the Switch, sees my cap and says
>oooh!!! hot chocolate with marshmallow! can i have some?
You know that smirk you get on your face when you know something mildly unpleasant but not remotely harmful is going to happen to someone else? I had that smirk. Sure, kiddo. Have some "hot chocolate with marshmallow." I even did the airquotes but kiddo is barely four years old so yeah.
The look on that young face as it wretched at that first taste of unsweetened coffee was fucking priceless.
>something's wrong with this hot chocolate!

[Anonymous No.17709150]

i almost never eat out but i saw this thread and thought i'd come at the topic from a slightly different angle

i worked at a 4.5 star hotel that for some reason had a Boston Pizza glued onto the side of the building and was all owned by the same property company (it has all since been sold). BP did room service for the hotel and my interactions with the people they hired over there made me never want to enter a BP again in my life

>working evening on the desk
>waiter comes along from BP to get a room charge receipt processed, is pissed
>tells me our guests aren't tipping him enough
>okay.jpg
>"when people are checking in, tell them if they wanna come to BP they have to tip at least 10%"
>just laugh and tell him "will do"
>don't

another time

>working evening on the desk
>get a call from BP manager woman
>"are you guys doing stuff over there?"
>what sort of question is that
>yeah, we're 'doing stuff' i reply
>"well you've shut our gas off"
>no, we haven't
>"YES U HAV"
>invite her to come round and locate the source of the problem
>she doesn't

another time

>BP delivery guy bringing food up to a room
>the elevator requires use of a key card to operate, so we had a special one for takeout delivery people
>this guy in particular was an intense skinny crackhead
>can always see him approaching on the CCTV so i always had the key ready
>he insists on pounding his fists on the granite countertop whenever he comes round, never says anything
>even if there's a customer ahead of him he marches past and punches the countertop and stares at whoever is working
>finally tell him we all know he's coming over because we can see him on camera and he might as well save his energy
>stares at me
>how the fuck does this person get hired anywhere

cont.

[Anonymous No.17709156]

>>17706822
Anon that was Mr Creosote

[Anonymous No.17709187]

>go to Ethiopian place
>order some kinda lentil curry
>they bring it out on a pancake like in >>17707558 pic
>no cutlery
>friend says that's the point, your supposed to scoop with the pancake
>ok
>works fine at first but but I start to work towards the center of the pancake
>like 60% of the pancake is completely unusable as a utensil because it's saturated with the oil and moisture from the lentils
>completely falls apart when I try to grab it, also leaks oil on my hands
>scoop the lentils straight into my mouth like a goddamn savage
>go to bathroom to wash my hands and face clean when done
Never again. Eating like that is so undignified desu

[Anonymous No.17709192]

>>17709150

another time

>australian girl delivering to the hotel
>doesn't know she needs a keycard in the elevator
>comes to the desk shouting about how she got "trapped" in the elevator
>ask her if she has a key card
>no
>read out the sign to her that says "key card required to use the elevator", which she hadn't seen
>bring her into the elevator to show her the "door open" button, which she hadn't seen
>show her the emergency phone inside the elevator, which she hadn't seen
>some time later a hotel guest complained to me about her
>apparently they'd had a lousy experience in BP (pretty standard) and that australian girl had told them to "shut up and like it"

another time, not BP's fault but tenuously linked

>company that supplies conveyor belts to a nearby mine has its employees stay in our hotel regularly
>they are all alcoholics
>drunk when they arrive, drunk when they check out
>one in particular always got hammered in his room and would then come down to the desk to complain about stupid bullshit
>i always talked him in circles until he gave up
>has ran out of mindless things to argue about
>tries to start an argument over how he's "largely unimpressed with Boston Pizza's wine menu"
>why does this man exist

[Anonymous No.17709205]

>>17703840
was at ihop with my family as a teenager. there were small stupid kids yelling and running around, the plexiglass serving as booth dividers were totally smeared with hand & mouth prints from said stupid kids, two of our plates had a long hair under the disgusting glop of candy syrup. so fucking revolting there it was surreal like a dream

[Anonymous No.17709225]

>>17703840
>Went to a local restaurant with friends
>ordered a cheese steak sandwich
>Waitress was young but I think was trying to do the 'old rude diner waitress' schtick
>May have just been severe autism
>Gave us the menus with water then didn't come to take our order for almost 20 minutes
>Waitress never brought us water after we emptied the pitcher
>Food sat on the counter for ~10 minutes before she brought it over to us
>It was room temp to cold
>The steak was ~70% gristle and barely cooked fat
>French fries were soggy and not seasoned
>Tipped a penny and never went back

[Anonymous No.17709232]

>>17709192

oh yeah i forgot about this kid they had in the kitchen

>his shift ends (late at night)
>rather than leave the building via BP's doors he decides for some reason to ride his bike through their side door, into the hotel, through the lobby, out of the hotel's main doors and then down the steps
>absolutely no reason to do this, you just arrive in the same parking lot but it takes way longer to get there
>night manager sees him doing this, is pissed
>phones BP, tells them to tell him to knock it off
>they talk to him, he agrees to knock it off
>does it again the next night
>night manager phones BP
>kid phones the hotel and yells at her
>"you nearly cost me my job"
>at a later date he was in the hotel lobby trying to smash up the payphone

what else do i remember

>working night shift with another guy
>strong smell of shit in the air, in the lobby
>spend time trying to locate the origin
>we discovered numerous pans of completely burnt meat from BP thrown outside in the snow
>thatexplainsthat.tar.gz
>panic over

[Anonymous No.17709241]

>>17709192
Well did you tell BP to up their wine game or not? Kinda negligent if you didn't.

[Anonymous No.17709255]

>>17708782
>They're always shit but every restaurant insists on having them on the menu.
If you actually cook that shit properly it's good. Then again they could have just taken lion's mane mushroom and made fake pulled pork with it instead. That's a hundred times better.

[Anonymous No.17709259]

>be me, not an American
>visit Florida
>go to ihop
>order pancakes and a milkshake
>milkshake comes, it's half a litre of cream in a glass
>it's not even fully liquid, it slowly slides down the glass when you turn it
>attempt to drink it
>feel sick
That day I finally understood why Americans are so fat.

[Anonymous No.17709267]

>>17709037
Your dad sounds like the type of guy who beat younger kids up in grade school

[Anonymous No.17709270]

>>17708191
>*take care to look over the menu and make my choice*
>Doesn't see the part where it mentions size or the bread/sauce/topping options
So you didn't actually read the menu?

[Anonymous No.17709275]

that time i went to the cheesecake factory and the hot waitress served the fat guy in the table next to my while I got the faggy looking male waiter

[Anonymous No.17709276]

>>17708811
>no crutons
>they just cut up stale garlic bread
What do you think croutons are, ESL?

[Anonymous No.17709278]

>>17709037
>Throat's tightening and lips are trembling
>knees weak
>arms are heavy
>there's sushi on his sweater already
>Dad's Madsghetti

[Anonymous No.17709294]

>>17709187
You know if you ask they'll bring you the bread on the side and the lentils in little bowls.

[Anonymous No.17709296]

>>17709037
you sound like such a little faggot bitch. Do you actually think your father wants a visit from you? As if he wants a reminder of what a colossal dick sucking faggot you are lol.

[Anonymous No.17709298]

>>17708898
>Try to recreate the recipe and market it to IPA fags, you'll die a rich man.
the taste haunts me

[Anonymous No.17709302]

>>17709294
No, I didn't know that. It was my first time eating Ethiopian food. If I ever go again I'll just bring my own fork.

[Anonymous No.17709313]

>>17709187
>go to african restaurant
>have to eat like an african
>act surprised

[Anonymous No.17709320]

>>17709313
I don't have to hustle and pedal drugs every time I go to Popeyes...

[Anonymous No.17709324]

>>17705119
you're a wagie yourself, but you think you're better than the pajeet?

[Anonymous No.17709334]

>>17709324
The crackest redneck is better than a pajeet.
The slimiest chinaman is better than a pajeet.
The most conniving Jew is better than a pajeet.
The foulest limey is better than a pajeet.
The dirtiest frog is better than a pajeet.
The darkest black is better than a pajeet.
The most primitive abbo is better than a pajeet.
And even the hairiest Arab is better than a pajeet.

Or so I have been told my my good Pakistani friend Samid.

[Anonymous No.17709383]

>>17709334
yet a pajeet made you lose your shit and sperg out like a fucking child. Let's face it, you wouldn't even do shit to him, and he would probably beat your ass even though hes on a vegan diet and constantly has diarrhea

[Anonymous No.17709450]

>>17704303
i forgot too

[Anonymous No.17709573]

>>17709334
But Paki-ass motherfuckers are even worse than Pajeets.

[Anonymous No.17709587]

>>17709187
I'm surprised they didn't give you or offer a second injera. The Ethiopian restaurants in my area do that.

[Anonymous No.17709596]

>>17704303
Bravo anon I needed that laugh also try not huffing so much paint it kills your memory

[Anonymous No.17709645]

>>17709057

It had been years since she first went there. I gave the establishment the benefit of the doubt, thinking that maybe they've improved. As someone else pointed out, the fact it wasn't crowded was a red flag. I decided to take my chances. I just couldn't believe the extent to how bad it was. I mean, fucking Olive Garden is better. A can of Chef Boyardee would have been better, no joke. The flat bread we ordered was a greasy, soggy mess. I ordered what should have been a simple ravioli dish. The sauce was a watery, bland puddle of crushed tomatoes. The pasta was grossly overcooked and tasted like melted styrofoam. It was abysmal. Embarrassing how little care went into something so simple.

Lesson learned.

Oh, it wouldn't be 4chan without some edge lord virgin telling me to kill myself over something trivial. Stay mad, faggot

[Anonymous No.17709720]

>>17707257
>imagine being a nigger and this fragile
>imagine being a white cuck and caring about niggers fragility

[Anonymous No.17709724]

>>17709139
you type like a homosexual and I know your wife is fat. Fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.17709727]

>>17709068
*mom
Just be nice to her

[Anonymous No.17709730]

>>17707313
da hek is MD

[Anonymous No.17709737]

>>17709037
What an awful kid. I doubt you're any better today.

[Anonymous No.17709781]

>>17708496
Just because you don’t appreciate a well done steak doesn’t mean the steak wasn’t shit

[Anonymous No.17709831]

>>17708926
You are such a fucking faggot to go to some clearly dump ass diner than just get some fast food.

[Anonymous No.17709842]

>>17708789
You sound like a pussy-whipped democrat. Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.17709853]

>>17709278
lol
vomit smell in the air already
cooked pukesketti

[Anonymous No.17709863]

>>17709139
based dad

[Anonymous No.17709907]

>>17708821
pasta or not this was me my first (and last) time I tried subway personally

[Anonymous No.17709913]

>>17709907
same

[Anonymous No.17709929]

>>17708778
they don't necessarily print it but they all have a "children's menu" where you can order chicken tenders and french fries

[Anonymous No.17709944]

>>17708821
what's the point of pasta if no one responds to it as if it's not?

[Anonymous No.17709953]

Kid in a Elsa dress flashing her junk all around the restaurant and my parents watching me with my eyes on her constantly.

[Anonymous No.17709955]

>>17708926
>Bertucci's
Bertucci's pizza and bread rolls are pretty good

[Anonymous No.17709958]

>>17709259
gay retard

[Anonymous No.17709969]

>>17709944
Feeling smug when you let everyone know you saw it before.

[Anonymous No.17709981]

>>17709089
>muh microplastics
get a better immune system retards
>muh peasant food
guess you should stop eating rice, pasta, grains, vegetables, and organ meat. but who am i kidding, you probably cant even cook

[Anonymous No.17709985]

>>17703840
>5 seconds
I had a truly terrible experience at A

[Anonymous No.17710000]

I posted in the other thread

>tldr: I got kicked out of a restaurant because after I sat down some old bat told the manager I stole her family's seats

[Anonymous No.17710018]

>>17710000
That is why I hate Bat and Prefer Cat.

[Anonymous No.17710050]

>>17703847
kek

[Anonymous No.17710058]

>>17709320
*petal

[Anonymous No.17710281]

>>17709929
Can confirm. Noma's chicken tenders and fries aren't nearly as good as The French Laundry's. Don't even get me started on Sukiyabashi Jiro's "take" on chicken tenders. They were fucking raw!

[Anonymous No.17710289]

>>17709842
>he's getting pussy on the regular
>somehow, this is a bad thing
lol

[Anonymous No.17710311]

>>17709730
Ugh. The absolute state of the lower classes.
MD = Mater Dee. It's the guy who comes to your table with the ketchup bottle at a nice restaurant, so called because ketchup is made from tuh-maters. The "Dee" is just short for "Dee-lightful" though some people think it's for "Dee-licious." Those people are wrong.

[Anonymous No.17710314]

>>17710289
This dude doesn't know what pussy-whipped means.

[Anonymous No.17710340]

>>17703843
I've been to Olive Garden just once. It was summer and eggplant was in season so I ordered eggplant parmigiana. It was godawful - it tasted of freezer burn more than anything else. I don't know what possessed me to think that a chain would use fresh eggplant.

[Anonymous No.17710360]

>>17710311
ta.. ta-mater dee-licious.. ok i’ll remember

[Anonymous No.17710437]

>>17708926
>I'm a bit of a food snob
Kys

[Anonymous No.17710444]

>>17710314
It literally means saying "yes dear" when the vagina of the relationship says anything in exchange for regular access to said vagina.
>but i cant agree with a woman! thats emasculating!
And being a kissless knucklefucker isn't?

[Anonymous No.17710447]

>>17709139
This is ok though, it's not like it caused him pain

[Anonymous No.17710458]

>>17709724
Oh. Okay.

[Anonymous No.17710464]

>>17706822
Dang how do I get a fart card?

[Anonymous No.17710470]

>>17710444
cuck

[Anonymous No.17710471]

>>17710281
unironically this. jiro is an old gook faggot who doesn't even know what dino tendies are.

[Anonymous No.17710484]

>>17710470
>he's getting pussy
>somehow, he's a cuck
lol

[Anonymous No.17710536]

>>17703840
Pizza Hut
I vomited on the floor

[Anonymous No.17710588]

>>17710464
By being a girl and sitting on my face.

[Anonymous No.17710594]

>>17704303
my sides are in pain

[Anonymous No.17710612]

>>17704303
damn near pissed myself laughing

[Anonymous No.17710615]

>>17706485
Your dad sounds based. My family would try to get each other to eat spicy shit all the time and I always weaseled my way out. My dad was surprised when he found out I ate an entire family-sized bag of hot cheetos since he thought I couldn't bear any bit of spice.

[Anonymous No.17710645]

>>17709037
you 100% puked on purpose because you were "grossed out" and saw it on a cartoon once and also the occasion wasn't centered around you yet.

[Anonymous No.17710658]

>>17709037
Sushi is fucking disgusting. People just cream over it because it's Japanese. Had a similar experience myself.

[Anonymous No.17710664]

>>17710645
nobody can puke "on purpose" retard

[Anonymous No.17710691]

>>17710664
Everybody can. It's one of the simplest psychosomatic responses that can be subconsciously induced by a stubborn little shit.

[Anonymous No.17710724]

>>17710691
>subconsciously puke on purpose
you are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.17710754]

>>17710691
>>17710645
This is a person who abuses children

[Anonymous No.17710756]

>>17710724
Your obviously shallow understanding of the human mind eliminates your right to call anybody retarded.

[Anonymous No.17710757]

>>17710754
This is a person who raises mollycoddled burdens on society.

[Anonymous No.17710759]

>>17708843
Cap, but also you're why I hate men

[Anonymous No.17710770]

>>17710756
retard
DURR KIDS PUKE ON PURPOSE LMAO

[Anonymous No.17710777]

>>17704817
They took the time to fish it out themselves to give it the freshest taste.

[Anonymous No.17710808]

>>17710757
Child abuse creates criminals you knuckle dragging retard faggot. I would love to wrap my hands around your neck and crush until you go limp underneath my body and I watch the life escape your pathetic, wretched little form.

[Anonymous No.17711019]

>>17706485
you should kill your dad

[Anonymous No.17711037]

>>17710484
Stop posting and go back to wherever you came from.

[Anonymous No.17711054]

>>17709730
Assuming he was probably talking about the front of house, the maître d' I reckon

[Anonymous No.17711061]

>>17711037
mad virgin lole

[Anonymous No.17711355]

>>17709259
I say, this milkshake appears to be a litre of cream HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17711368]

>>17709320
>>17710058
Peddle*
You're both illiterate joggers.

[Anonymous No.17711399]

>>17709324
He could be unemployed and be better than the pajeet.
Learn your place.

[Anonymous No.17711409]

>>17706485
What kind of pepper hurts that long, you were just a kid overreacting

[Anonymous No.17711420]

>indian place next to work we frequently go during lunch
>gives stomach and even mild diarrhea everytime i eat there
The food is nice so i still go there but my stomach cant really handle whatever oil they are using

[Anonymous No.17711426]

>>17707477
It's like the digital version of a bunch of people huddled around nothing. Why is it so funny?

[Anonymous No.17711433]

>>17711420
>he thinks it's the oil
LMAO

[Anonymous No.17711447]

>>17709842
>everyone who doesn't beat their child is a librul
Ok retard.

[Anonymous No.17711462]

>>17706321
Smack her for sympathizing with her old poor job like it's a part of her personality.

[Anonymous No.17711526]

>>17710759
no, your father is why you hate men

[Anonymous No.17711694]

idk, but usually holiday. never eat out on holidays anymore

[Anonymous No.17711703]

>>17711447
Proverbs 13:24.
Discipline is a.necessity to child rearing.

[Anonymous No.17711715]

>>17711703
fuck off with your desert jew on a stick cult

[Anonymous No.17711746]

>>17703840
Rancid fish in downtown Kulalumpur. But they didn't charge me since I literally couldn't eat it.

[Anonymous No.17711749]

>>17703840
mexican restaurant; cockroach on floor

[Anonymous No.17711752]

>>17703843
i never tip
t. european

[Anonymous No.17711958]

>>17711526
>implying that most men arent part of the problem

[Anonymous No.17711998]

>>17711368
shut the fuck up faggot

[Anonymous No.17712454]

>>17703840
>be like 10
>go to smokey bones with my family
>sister and I get the mac and cheese
>notice big ass pieces of plastic in there from the cheese sauce bag
>manager says he'll comp the mac and cheese (not even the whole meal) and get us whatever desert we want
>parents agree because my sister and I want the chocolate cake
>which happens to be the most expensive dessert on the menu
>manager is visibly pissed
>desert takes forever
>slams it on the table and barely says a word
>parents don't tip and we never go back
Thinking back they should have just not paid

[Anonymous No.17712864]

>>17706539
This reminds me of my midtown Manhattan shitty food story.
>in nyc for gf's birthday
>she's been talking for weeks about this fancy rooftop brunch spot
>i make reservations, take her there
>she's super-excited and happy
>wait an hour for our table for some reason, as the place is mostly empty
>finally get seated, waitress informs us they're out of half the menu
>they still have eggs benedict, which is what we wanted anyway
>wait another hour for food
>gf got the salmon benedict - it's a bit cold but seems vaguely edible
>i got the classic egg benedict - it's SOUR
>not just sour like how there's lemon juice in the hollandaise sauce
>sour like if some child melted down a handful of Sour Patch Kids and poured it over my breakfast
>call the waitress over, explain the situation
>she speaks to me as though this is my first time eating food
>just total nonsense and lies
>"it's supposed to taste like that and maybe you aren't used to fine cuisine and anyway you already took a bite so you have to pay"
>gf is choking down her cold, rancid salmon on the verge of tears
>pay bill, leave a penny for a tip, storm out
>walk halfway back to our hotel before my gf throws up all over herself
>spend the rest of the day in our hotel bathroom taking care of her food poisoning
>still can't look at eggs benedict to this day

[Anonymous No.17713224]

>go to Burger King to try new Impossible Whopper
>end up getting a regular Whopper, just to compare it with
>record myself in car for posterity
>100% expecting to be a hater
>end up getting more of a seared bite from the Impossible Whopper than the actual Whopper

[Anonymous No.17713549]

classic