/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17700901]

Be honest now.

Have you ever, even once, just taken a big bite out of a big block of cheese?

[Anonymous No.17700902]

no

[Anonymous No.17700904]

>>17700901
Of course. I did that just today. Jarlsberg. Great cheese.

[Anonymous No.17700908]

>>17700901
I have eaten entire blocks of cheese for a meal

[Anonymous No.17700912]

come on, shrinkflation is getting out of hand

[Anonymous No.17700913]

Yes, medium cheddar with a french dressing chaser.


*sent from my mobile device so the jannies cant do anything. If I get banned I just switch to wifi for a half hour and then when I switch back I have a new ip. Seethe more jannies.*

[Anonymous No.17700915]

It's never even dawned on me to do so, no.

[Anonymous No.17700918]

>>17700901
I did eat a whole Camembert once

[Anonymous No.17700925]

>>17700901
Yes with a big parmesan slice. I just couldn't stop after the first bite

[Anonymous No.17700927]

>>17700901
>Have you ever, even once, just taken a big bite out of a big block of cheese?
I used to always have a swiss army knife in luggage for the sausage, cheese, and cracker snack on vacations, but a few times I go only with carry-on luggage, so yea, I've gotten creative to not have a real knife from time to time.

[Anonymous No.17700930]

>>17700901
I have not done this but I put cheese on my dick

[Anonymous No.17700937]

>>17700901
there are other ways to eat cheese?

[Anonymous No.17701066]

>>17700901
Not at all.
I downed a 500ml of hagen daazs once.
When I was a teen I could eat a whole frozen pizza plus dinner but back then I was doing over 4h of high intensity activity per day so I don't feel ashamed about that.
One time I ordered 40 mcnuggets but it was to share with buddies...
I don't really have any shameful food anecdotes, sorry.

[Anonymous No.17701599]

>>17700901
I used to just eat whole blocks of cheese in college.

[Anonymous No.17701660]

>>17700901
Every time I go grocery shopping I buy a block of cheese to eat on the drive home. It's only 8oz so it's not that much cheese. It's good driving food.

[Anonymous No.17703473]

>>17701660
>driving food
This should not be a thing. Anyone that eats while operating a motor vehicle is, by definition, reckless and should probably lose their license, or at least pay a hefty fine.

Fucking pull over if you need to stuff your fat face so urgently.

[Anonymous No.17703686]

I did it at a party once. Opened the homeowners fridge when I was alone in the kitchen, took a big bite and put it back. Some hours later the woman of the house stopped the music and shouted, "Ok, who the FUCK took a bite from our cheese?!" Everyone was confused and the party continued. After a while I took her to the side and told her it was one of the other party goers who did it because he was drunk and too ashamed to admit it. I then told the man of the house the same thing but with another party goer. This happened like 10 years ago and they still don't know that I'm the one who did it.

[Anonymous No.17703711]

Yes. About 20 years ago when I was at school some girl in my class said she would take a bite out of the block when grating cheese then grate away the evidence.

[Anonymous No.17703721]

>>17703686
Ultra Kek!

[Anonymous No.17703866]

>>17700901
no. I cut pieces of them before I eat it.
We're civilized people here.

[Anonymous No.17703930]

>>17700908
Me too, multiple times.

[Anonymous No.17705032]

I took bites out of parmigiano reggiano slices. No one can stop me.

[Anonymous No.17705247]

[Anonymous No.17705256]

>>17700901
I actually never have

[Anonymous No.17705261]

>>17703473

[Anonymous No.17705284]

>>17700908
>>17703930
>cooking board

[Anonymous No.17705883]

>>17700901
No but I do cut obscene sized blocks off and munch of that. Germ contamination leads to mold after all.

[Anonymous No.17705886]

>>17700901
Yes, it was some crumbly cranberry cheese, why?

[Anonymous No.17706626]

>>17701660
I was eating a block of cheese while I was in line at the grocery store once and some dumb bitch like yourself starts loudly talking about how I should be thrown in jail. For eating cheese. It took all I had to not turn around and vomit on her and her child. I settled for throwing the half eaten block at her and walking out instead.

[Anonymous No.17706630]

>>17700901
Never in my life, and I'm a wizard.

[Anonymous No.17706652]

>>17705284

[Anonymous No.17706656]

>>17700901
Regularly.
Edam wedges are my favourite to just eat like a handfruit.

[Anonymous No.17707133]

>>17700901
of course, i'm american

[Anonymous No.17707501]

>>17706652
I still don't understand why they allow the tobacco threads.

[Anonymous No.17707510]

>>17700901
I always do. Rarely do I even cut cheese off the block unless I'm using it in a recipe.

[Anonymous No.17707513]

Ive done a nibble then taken a bite of apple then repeat

[Anonymous No.17707646]

>>17700901
Yes, tollimook sharp cheddar

[Anonymous No.17707658]

Yes. Polly-O mozzarella. No regrets. I love mozzarella.

[Anonymous No.17707690]

>>17700901
No,i cut a big piece with a knife and then i eat it

[Anonymous No.17707929]

>>17705284
>Ingredients: 1 block of cheese
>Step 1: Cheese
>Serve
Yeah?

[Anonymous No.17709051]

>>17700901
I nibble little bites and eat a cracker at the same time

[Anonymous No.17710137]

no

[Anonymous No.17710159]

>>17700901
I ate an entire one of these once.

Won't see days like that again.

t. Europoor

[Anonymous No.17711415]

>>17700901
I would describe the experience as:
>pure disappointment