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>Yeah, uh, can I get a quarter pounder, nothing on it, just plain and dry with cheese

>> No.17693545

>>17693532
Only a bad burger needs more than cheese

>> No.17693555

>>17693545
>Only a bad burger needs more than cheese
silly notion

>> No.17693651

>>17693532
I do this because mcdonalds ketchup is fucking disgusting. I control the ketchup.

>> No.17693679

>>17693651
Holy fuck their mustard sucks shit too.
Its crazy because they have mustard packets which taste good but the default mustard they use on burgers sucks absolute shit.

Also dehydrated onions suck assholes.

>> No.17693686

>>17693532
I look like this and say this.

>> No.17693690
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>>17693532
>Yeah, uh, can I get some sawdust and rat turds, nothing on it, just plain and dry with yellow-colored plastic

>> No.17693725

You don't carry condiments with you at all times? Must suck

>> No.17693735

>>17693532
It's not cool to make fun of someone's physical problem, little man.

>> No.17693739

A dry QP Chad pounded OP's mum's dry P so hard that he got so mad that he made a thread about it

>> No.17693925

>>17693545
Burgers are umami and fatty. Cheese is somewhat acidic, fatty, and umami. You need more acidity than that for an optimal burger. This is why people add veggies and condiments. If a burger is best with only cheese, its a sub-optimal burger likely made by a clueless "home chef".

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>>17693735
Yes it is

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>>17693925
>umami

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>>17693941
Do zoomers really think you can discredit one of the five flavors their pallete can recognize by posting it smugly with greentext and soijack memes?

>> No.17693961

>>17693941
lmao umami is an actual flavor

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>> No.17693969

>>17693961
>>17693957
Normal people call it savory you retarded weebs

>> No.17693970

>>17693957
>Fake flavor term
>First image is the discredited tongue map
pottery

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>Do zoomers really think you can discredit one of the five flavors their pallete can recognize by posting it smugly with greentext and soijack memes?

>> No.17693979

>>17693969
Not the guy who discovered it, whose opinion I value a hell of a lot more than yours, nigger.

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>>17693969
>>17693970
>>17693971
(YOU)

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>>17693979
>discovered
How do you discover something that already existed and had a name?

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>>17693990
>replying in 60 seconds to a topic about which you don't even have a wikipedia-tier understanding

>> No.17694000

>>17693979
Lmao you're the type of loser who probably calls soy sauce shoyu

>> No.17694001

>>17693996
You are hilariously stupid, keep posting your retarded shit

>> No.17694005

>>17694000
>>17694001
>14 posters
>25 posts
>you

>> No.17694008

>>17694005
Shouldn't you be practicing your katana skills mr. samurai

>> No.17694011

>>17694005
You're actually fucking stupid lmfao

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>>17694008
>>17694011
Anon, you're too boring to be a troll. Work on your bait, then maybe your knowledge of basic culinary history.

>> No.17694022

>>17694017
oh, gomennasai honaraburu weeaboo-san

>> No.17694034

>>17694022
Just wait until you find out English wasn't spontaneous invented in George Washington's pussy on his mayflower voyage.

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>>17694017
>absolutely fucking simmering at being called out for the retarded weeb that he is.
Gomennasorry

>> No.17694038

>>17694034
me so sorry, we japanese have very smorr penis. very smorr

>> No.17694040

>>17693925
Nonsense. The seasoning of the burger and the complimentary cheese is more than plenty for a "CHEESEburger" . It doesn't need more.

>> No.17694045

>>17694017
they know what umami is but you're letting them troll you and getting mad about it

>> No.17694048

>>17693532
Add some onion, and that’s a great burger. I like other toppings, but many of them don’t go well with cheese (pickles, ketchup, etc). Others are universally garbage (lettuce).

>> No.17694050

>>17694036
>"I am not alone in being a retard who needs anglo-saxon annunciations of 3rd grade words"
This isnt the zinger you need it to be.

>> No.17694058

>>17694050
Nigger, people have called it savory for fucking centuries before your retarded weebshit came along

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>>17694050
Okay kyle-sama lmao

>> No.17694069

"Weeb" site
Get over it.

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>>17693532
>cabbage on a burger
yuck

Lettuce, red onion, tomato and cucumber. Usually no cucumber.

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>>17694038
Me so sorry too, ferro anon
>>17694040
You are a palateless child. Go on a microwave nugget detox, try some real food, then come back.
>>17694045
I know replying to trolls is punching at the wind. Why do people on this site act like you're a dickhead for shitposting in a community of shitposters?
>>17694058
Prove it, turbo faggot. A Jap named terryaki discovered this while watering his bansai tree. Look it up.
>>17694063
My name isn't even Kyle, lmao. It's Jamal

>> No.17694080

>>17694040
>chicken fried chicken don't need no seasoning dumasz it just need chicken fried and then more chiken

>> No.17694104

>>17693532
lol did chin chan troon out?

>> No.17694112

>>17694104
I live in your walls

>> No.17694427

>>17694058
Then why wasn't it classified as one of the basic tastes until the Japanese dude came along?

>> No.17694436

>>17694427
it literally was

>> No.17694441

>>17694436
Ah, a zoomer who doesn't remember the 90s or earlier.

>> No.17694558

>>17694436
No it wasn't. No one even said the word Umami in America until about 5 years ago.

>> No.17694598

>>17693532
>Yeah, uh, can I get a quarter pounder, nothing on it, just plain and dry with cheese
We all know somebody who does this. Same childish picky motherfucker who will never learn to cook or get a real job

>> No.17694639

>>17694558
That's right, we called it savory. Because it's the same fucking thing

>> No.17694652

>>17694598
Dated a basic ho who insisted we go out to dinner with other couples.
She never ate anything wherever we went and made me stop at McDonald's on the way back so she could get some plain hamburgers and dip them in bbq sauce.

>> No.17694670
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>>17693690
funny how the anti-fans never go on discord to talk with him

>> No.17694679

>>17694670
what does this popyngkst even fucking mean

>> No.17694736

>>17693925
>You need more acidity than that for an optimal burger.
that's why you get a coke to drink so it has sweet and sour break

>> No.17694754

>>17694670
I don't know who that is and I don't use discord and I think you're a faggot and you should go back to whatever normie shitshow told you about this place.

>> No.17694878

>>17694679
>>17694754
>pretending you don't know Destiny
kinda cringe famalam ngl

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>>17693532
Typical order for me
>quarter pounder with cheese
>only cheese and pickle
>add Mayo
>1 salt packet and 2 pepper packets
The perfect QBC

>> No.17694909

>>17694670
debating is inherently dishonest and he got blown the fuck out on more than one occasion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpE5verwoM8&t=746s&ab_channel=UBERSOY

>> No.17694924

>>17693996
>Japanese didn't discover the flavor savory until the 1900s
this isn't the own you think it is

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>>17694670
>it's funny how the people who don't like an amphetamine addict never go into a chat room full of his fans to try to debate him

>> No.17695059

>>17694909
why don't you hop on discord and chat about systemic racism buddy, should be an easy dunk yeah?