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Is israeli couscous the greatest jewish contribution to the culinary world?

>> No.17688064
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>>17688052
Is that the normal couscous to tomato ratio? Seems like a lot of tomato

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>>17688052
I really enjoy Israeli hummus. Plus, it supports a good cause.

>> No.17688130

looks good

is this just wikipedia autism? what is their problem??
>Despite the name in English, it is not a type of couscous.

>> No.17688142

>>17688052
I really like Meorav Yerushalmi.
Ptitim are best enjoyed IDF style, slightly burnt full of oil and turmeric until they're uranium yellow, and then you slather them with ski light cream cheese.

>> No.17688146

did jews really invent bagels and deli sandwiches
or is that just nyc cope

>> No.17688162

>>17688052
nice bait thread

>> No.17688164

>>17688116
>Israeli hummus
Do you also like Japanese pizza and Ethiopian Thai Curry? lmao

>> No.17688228

>>17688146
That's authentic American Jew culture. Anyways, their best contribution is matzo ball soup

>> No.17688387

>>17688052
lets say I have 6 million grains of couscous. And I have 20 pots, which each hold 100 grains of couscous. Now lets say that each batch takes an hour to be cooked properly. How long would it take me to cook all the grains of couscous?

>> No.17688464

>>17688228
Our best contribution is cherry tomatoes and sabich

>> No.17688519

>>17688464
No, you sabich

>> No.17688527

>>17688164
I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiiiii uwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "Oh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross

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NOOOOOOOOO
you cant just take the same ingredients and combine them in the same way. since it wasnt made in far away country its not really far away country food!!!!!!!!11!!!!

>> No.17688588

>>17688527
Sorry, didn't read.
Americans are fat.

>> No.17688597

>>17688052
how can you eat this, i had it once and it tasted like dog anus and sweaty balls, nasty ass dish i always thought the joos new better than to eat food for rabbits.

>> No.17688664

>>17688052
Israelis actually haven’t contributed anything to the culinary world. Much like the land they live on they stole the existing culinary culture and said it was theirs.

>> No.17688671

>>17688052
like everything, the jews ironically stole this from the niggers back in the slave trade days

>> No.17688694

>>17688588
rent free

>> No.17688950

>>17688052
Challah bread is the tits

>> No.17690079

>>17688597
>tasted like dog anus and sweaty balls
You should wash your hands before cooking.

>> No.17690841

>>17688387
Do you pre-soak them?

>> No.17690867

>>17688052
My grocery store's deli used to sell an Israeli couscous salad a lot like that. They replaced it with a simpler penne salad with mozzarella and cherry tomatoes and olives, it's pretty good but they're never careful enough when pitting the olives.

>> No.17691207

>>17688052
Boycott
Divest
Sanction

Drive them into the sea. Take your shity cous cous with you

>> No.17691266

>>17691207
Why would I want to do that? I think it's great there's someone fighting against the Islam menace.
I will buy Israeli Hummus and Dates and I will be happy.

>> No.17691272

>>17688052
More like only and just world

>> No.17691502

>>17688052
Do people like you just make threads for the purpose of trying to get other people banned?

>> No.17691533

>>17691502
yes

>> No.17691537

>>17688052
Needs like slices of steak or something…

>> No.17691545

>>17691502
No, I literally just made a Israeli couscous salad yesterday and it was KINO so wanted to share my circumcised excitement.

>> No.17691558

>>17688146
No that was Poles, and notably not even Jewish Poles.

>> No.17691982 [DELETED] 

>>17688387
3,000 hours/125 days.

>> No.17691990

>>17688387
3,000 hours/125 days.

>> No.17692182

>>17688052
It's an aggressive mimic of quinoa
Ben Gurrion rice is an aggressive mimic of rice
The bagel is an aggressive mimic of brioche

>> No.17692472

>>17688116
ok shlomo.

>> No.17692474

>>17688052
couscous is an Arab dish and has nothing to do with jews.

>> No.17692484

>>17688146
the only thing jews invented is usury.

>> No.17692678

>>17688052
I hope a Palestinian slits your throat tonight, God Killer.

>> No.17692704

>>17692484
What about this Khazar Milk we've been hearing about?

>> No.17692730

>>17692678
What kind of Christian thinks like this?