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17683228 No.17683228 [Reply] [Original]

Why do I feel so good after eating his scrambled eggs recipe?

>> No.17683238

>eating his scrambled eggs recipe
how does that work

>> No.17683242

>>17683238
print it out on A4, dice, puree, cut into lines, and insufflate. perfect every time.

>> No.17683244

>>17683242
but it's a video

>> No.17683248

>>17683228
Gordon is a piece of shit. I would rather go down on a fat hairy feminist than eat anything he cooks.

>> No.17683285

>>17683248
And yet he’s a billion times better cook than you ever will be. Weird how life works.

>> No.17683300

>>17683285
How? His "specialty" is literally frying.
He's shit, face it you've been duped.

>> No.17683303

>>17683228
Gordon is what you get when you combine an average cook with a workaholic agent.

>> No.17683361

>>17683248
You're just jealous. Ever since I bought one of Ramsay's cookbooks, women have literally been showing up at my door every day begging to eat my food and cock.

>> No.17683368

>>17683300
Yes anon. TV is real. You know everything. You are the arbiter of who can cook.

>> No.17683378

"His" recipe is just how they make scrambled eggs in france, the country where he trained as a chef. Yes they are good, but it's weird how many people think he somehow invented making scrambled eggs that way.

>> No.17683388
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17683388

>>17683378
didn't know that
I thought Gordon Ramsay invented eggs

>> No.17683392
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17683392

>>17683378
Is getting your food cooked by a Frenchman really worth it?

>> No.17683402

>>17683300

Post your cooking.

>> No.17683455

>>17683378
they use a water bath in france and also no creme fraiche

>> No.17683458

>>17683300
i guess the michelin judges have been duped to. man is really a sharlatan you retarded contrarian nigger cunt

>> No.17683461

>>17683228
>high in protein and fats
>extremely nutritionally dense
>may have a side of carbohydrates for energy (bread)
It makes sense that you’d feel good. It’s real good.

>> No.17683469

I've watched many youtube videos with meme eggs and it doesn't even look good
more like egg-butter sauce

>> No.17683489

>>17683228
The snotta textures simulates the sensation of snot in your food you get when you visit a restaurant

>> No.17683530

>>17683455
Galloids also mop up piss from public urinals with bread and eat it.

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>>17683228
We've eaten at his restaurant in London once. We ordered roast duck and tbqh it was pretty bland and didn't really hold up to the price or the expectations. Dunno why he's so overhyped.

>> No.17683581

>off the pan on the pan
>when an electric stove literally uses PWM

>> No.17683582

>>17683244
A video is a series of still images. Print each one out and follow >>17683242

>> No.17683621

They're pretty good. Got me into eating scrambled eggs more. I've been using plain greek yogurt instead of creme fraiche though.