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>>17662870Serious question: does suffering actually improve the flavor of your meal? To be clear I don't have any qualms about killing my own food, I've twisted heads off of chickens and gutted fish. However I've never eaten something that was still quivering with life and I don't really understand the appeal. Is it just some low-cunning instinct rewarding sadism with a psychological rush of pleasure?
>>17662909Just Nerves, but it looks strange.
>>17662909Also some (Asians) think the Adrenalin (stress) improves the flavor.
>>17662909Fish is always better the fresher it is, and I'd imagine the point of serving the filet on the twitching corpse is a guarantee that it's the absolute freshest possible.
What sick fuck has an entire folder of chinks preparing seafood alive?
>>17662942
>>17662873> "salt well"> sprinkles the most pathetic amount of salt on How to tell it's a gay man making the video >>17662877Why are slantys like this?
>>17662993>How to tell it's a gay man making the videoTakes one to know one
>>17662888You will eat tze bug
>>17663092I feel like he had absolutely no plan going into that video. Just kept grabbing stuff from the pantry.
>>17662909Sometimes it can be twitching due to the energy left in the body, but it's actually dead. I don't think that's a big deal. But from what I've read, stressed animals produce drier and tougher meat. So people who think it tastes better are probably just sadists.
>>17662942>>17662951I dated a Asian girl in school and it really is like this. Usually taught by the grandparents and this being "traditional". They sing songs to them as young kids and it's about things like how a floppy cooking fish tastes good and that if you get served one that isn't moving isn't fresh. It's very cult mentality. The problem is even her grandparents are not old enough to have been alive at any point when they would be starving from the government and forced to eat bugs, fish and anything else that moves. Old asians still think they lived through the 1880s.
>>17662951cute little asian girls
>>17662870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKi5IqnTEU
>>17663375The guy filming is probably gonna give them an amazing 2 dollars tip for that mess while he eats and imagines how it would be like to be poor.
>>17663035lol this is funny. i assume it's some supermarket called UFC's "cooking" channel, but it's still funny. it's just fucking ground meat logs, what is it with the fancy editing and meme ingredients. you don't need to use pre-ground pepper or wax paper lol. and i'm a bit surprised that pajeets or flips or thais or wherever this recipe comes from don't use onions or cumin to flavor ground meat.
>>17663375one time when me and a few m8s linked up i ordered an interesting looking desert (judging from the ingredients) and we all had to stand there mortified while the girl brought me something with a hollow chocolate ball in the middle and spent 30-60 seconds leaning over my shoulder and melting the top off with a blowtorch. how embarrassing. it wasn't even a fancy restaurant, it was a pizzeria. what kind of a moron do you have to be to find that sort of thing appealing
>>17663501thank you for this insight
Ive been living in Japan for the past 8 years, I noticed since the country has been closed to tourists for the past few years they are getting wild. Whale, dolphin, turtle, horse, frogs were all extremely rare before corona, now just about every supermarket sells whale and dolphin, even in my rural mountain town.
>>17662942Tbf its not like its hard to find. Hell there was some asian youtuber who straight-up posted videos of her eating animals alive.
>>17664140And sushi restaurants are selling all of them when before I'd seen whale maybe once.
>>17662873Would you really need the corn starch in this case? Since they threw in orange peels and it contains pectin wouldn't that thicken it up anyway, albeit, more slowly?
>>17662909In this case it's a freshness guarantee.
>>17664213I think most pectin is in the pith, which doesn't taste as good. You can see he avoids it when cutting off peels. I think that would work, it would just be slightly different flavor and texture and like you said would take longer.
>>17663501>1880sFour Pests Campaign was from 1958 to 1962. There are definitely people alive today old enough to remember food shortages.
>>17664499>seedlessIsn't that a seed in the middle?
>>17662870Serious questionAre Asians even human?
>>17664510
>>17662928This is what I imagine doing to frogposters
>>17662896Hey would anyone want raw lobster tail !?>>17662888Western governments want to grow the population so much that they are encouraging people to eat bugs so they can fit people in every square inch of their nation for GDP growth.
>>17662917IT JUST NERVE ROUND EYE BING BONG CHING CHONG>>17663375Here's your 600 dollar pig slop birthday wagie
>>17664557If it makes you feel better, plenty of East Asians think this shit is insane. It's similar to like, fois gras or meat from an arena bull in the west (although much more cruel, even compared to the bullfight).
>>17662917Oh no, anon. It's not just nerves. See, fish are special. Fish have all their essential organs just ahead of their gills, in the "head". All the meat past that is just guts and meat, which they can live without for thirty minutes.If you prepare the fish fast enough, which these cooks do, you can serve the fish with its meat neatly chopped up while it's still alive.My ex once got a fish from a fishmonger and took about thirty mins wandering home and when she put the bag on her kitchen counter the fish jumped out, no guts or anything.
>>17662870yum parasitessashimi meat must be flash frozen first
>>17663122This is an insane amount of mayo, but as a combination this makes a great starter if you use a more sensible amount.
>>17664140>>17664150Interesting.
>>17662870
>>17666433I only now see this is yogscast shit, used to watch simon and lewis as a lad
>>17663375Sprinkle and smash a bunch of freeze dried shit all over the table... great.
>>17666580I hear this whenever i see thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_dYf-RKgc
>>17663764>spent 30-60 seconds leaning over my shoulder>girlWhat did she smell like?
>>17667594He still doesn't work out his stroke arm and it honestly just angers me at this point to see it
>>17667617It's permanently settled into a dick grabbing position too
>>17667698I like the idea of a baked bean cafe, but Heinze are shit.
>>17663092>beef stock>beef cube>fish sauce>check salt level>add brown sugarkek
>>17667584:(
>>17662909No, the opposite in fact. The adrenaline and other chemicals that kick in make the animal taste worse and rot quicker.
>>17662942Like the other anon said they're all over YouTube. Been watching Japanese cooking and now get recommended 'how to skin a live squid' that has like 11m views. Other Japanese preparing live animalsReally fucking weird
Unless you're a vegan/raise and kill your own animals humanely you don't really get to judge how the japs cook and kill their animals, sorry whitey
>>17668111I am a vegan that raises and kills my own animals humanely.
>>17668111we don't make a point out of inflicting as much pain as possible
lmao @ you retards who think these fish somehow make it to the dock alivethey hit the ice and go night night soon as they are on the boat
>>17668127based>>17668134>i just bought it from costco I'm sure it had a heckin great liferino and didn't suffer at all at any point
>>17668139>this kills the crab
>>17668111the only legitimate reason to be a vegan is to make your cum tastier, change my mind
>>17668169keeping a animal alive while you cook it =/= using a captive bolt at slaughter
>>17668111>only people who have never done anything wrong are allowed to point out that beating a dog to death before cooking it is bad>if an animal didn't live a completely carefree life it might as well have been boiled aliveYou're a poop brain
can someone post the one with the 2 obese creatures sitting in a car and doing faces for a food review video thumbnail
>>17668223No.
>>17668193>xe thinks the beef xe eats lives like thisoh no no no
>>17668218excellent false equivalency anon, care to proceed to the strawman phase of your argument?
>>17668259i drove all over the country and most of what you see is cattle fields for thousands of miles that look just like that pic.
>>17668265>excellent false equivalency anon, care to proceed to the strawman phase of your argument?
>>17668259nigger I grew up with cows over the back fence I know how cattle are raised. over here a "feedlot" is literally a normal paddock with maybe 4x more cows than the grass can support and grain in a trough around the edge. they've got room. they've even got windbreaks for shelter. stop watching american retards on youtube.the only confronting thing here is slaughter. well, also bobby calves, which exist to btfo vegetarians.
>>17668139quake 4 - stroggification process
>>17662951:baw:
>>17664140Based, fuck tourists
>>17662938@0:05 I thought the blue jacket was george floyd
>>17668245Ruining the picture is funny enough, but they went too far and ruined the eating experience too. Thing is all mush now
>>17662877THE FOOD IS ESCAPING
>>17667602That's one huge butter knife
>>17667843Gross Botox monster
>>17662904500$ + tip
>>17667698seems like a great snack after a night of drinking and for you to only eat it halfway before falling asleep and spilling it inside the bus
>>17667627this is gayer than butsegs
>>17664549>bell peppersUmmmm ackshuyally there are natural sugars in them so that's not keto
>>17667584Remarkably cruel. I bet it tastes delicious though
bump
Now it's a good webm thread
>>17668709>that wirr be $300 baka gaijin
>>17668744Not food related and as such I will be forced to report you to the jannies. Rot in hell chud
>>17668704Holy fuck that must feel fucking terrible
>>17668704What is it exactly that he pours into his drink? Leeches?
>>17668745t. walmart employee
>>17668745You better also report yourself for breaking the site's rules.
>>17668748full grown spermies
>>17668744Do you believe this is voluntary???? This is the type of shit they get fired if they dont do because management is a bunch of evil liches.
>>17668746I'd rather do that every day for a month straight than do this >>17668744 once
>>17668903Based Ramsay going old school.I want to see him make a baked Alaska
>>17669041>Do you believe this is voluntary?Yes. They chose to work there.
>>17669248based PriPri poster
>>17668744do the wagie
>>17668748Probably pond loach which are freshwater bottom-feeding fishes. They are eaten across east Asia.
>>17663501east asians have some oxytocin receptor mutation that makes them have lower empathy and altruism. it's not all of them, but in some places as much as 80% of them. imagine being born an asian in one of these societies with normal level of empathy, it must be a fucking nightmare.
>>17669439UMA DELICIA
>>17667584Asians have no souls
>>17667594>>17667642>>17667653fat fuck
>>17668702>it's strange how the same culture that tortures small animals and eats them alive without remorse can come up with something so cute and innocent>oh, it's so they can torture the fake animals with a knife, too
>>17662870>>17662877>>17662896>>17662923>>17662951Have they not discovered cooking yet?
>>17669455They need to fire the guy who forgot to shave. He doesn't look excited at any point.
>>17662870is he ok?
>>17662951uoooohhh :sob:
>>17669547thats so cute, what a good brother
>>17669611what was he thinking?
>>17662951
>>17668744Remember the Jews did this, they want weak wagies to dance for them
>>17669734It's interesting to me that the hotdog comes out before the sauces and not covered with any of them. You would think they'd splurt out first
>>17669752i think the same thing when watching porn
>>17662901What on earth is that
>>17669776you will eat ze bugs
>>17669791Are you sure this will help us sell burgers?
>>17669791The only thing this woman ever needs to cook is my buns in her oven
>>17669796>"White culture doesn't exi-"
>>17669794>burgers?
>>17669825Why do Jack's hands look like a woman's here?
>>17669801So shitposting, I can't see them living a day without each other, I hope if one day they die, they will leave this world together
>>17669547why no msg? that make uncle roger sad
>>17669819This is what happens when the dark folk use kitchen equipment
>>17669830NOT THE BEES
>>17669857Takes a lot of body confidence to be such a slutty thot. Good for her.
>>17669857Is it extra for her to fart on my glass while she pours
>>17669915Why?
>>17669822thats just too much cheese
>>17669937it was actually a ad campaign by the milk company to show how easy it was to open the milk carton after receiving complaints it was to hard to open.
>>17669830why do they continue? who would buy this? why don't they pack up and go somewhere else?
>>17669830The heat of the bees cooks the dough
>>17669961
>>17669959they're doing it on purpose, they like eating the bees
>>17669983do they taste like honey?
>>17667642Imagine how nasty their shits are afterwards. I hope they had only one bathroom in the house so that the collective stink would gather after each successive dump they took. The embarrassment they would feel leaving the bathroom completely fumigated with their unloaded stomachs, all for the next girl to enjoy. giwtwmsb
>>17669819Uhhh qrd?
>>17669959>Chink characters on the price signsI'll give you one- no, three guesses as to why anon. Think about it long and hard.
>>17669921She's been farting all day with your average case of liqour shits, it's complimentary
>>17669726Two nukes was not enough.
>>17669439I bet you genuinely believe what you just typed
>>17670069the pilot light probably when out and enough gas built up to reach the stoves pilot light
>>17670116
>>17669791name? I'm sure there is more of her with the way the camera films her
>>17670285why would you want that?
>>17669685That the barrel would keep the moisture in?
>>17670316to determine wether or not I'm going to beat my meat to it
>>17669961The supply lines to the egg fort need to be refortified.
>>17670469Are those monkeys okay?
>>17668744Americans are so fat they can only dance by moving their arms. Everyone in this video is shaped like a potato.
>>17670532They had triplets but he ate the other two. More a "chunk" than a chink, amirite?
>>17670472I hate this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>17670555this is why people use a little cornmeal on the peel
>>17670569always squirt some in the sink first
>>17669248where is this from?
>>17670580I like that you two jokes to make and just decided "fuck it" and sent both
>>17662916Do want.
>>17670515they're just taking a nap :)
>>17667843that dude looks unsettling, who is it even?
>>17669611still not hitting the FDA recommended internal temp for poultry
>>17670106>races can't be differenttranny or butthurt chink?
>>17671394A racist nigger, what a surprise
>>17671394white people do be crazy doe
>>17671394someone get this nigger some hot cheetos, brown sugar and tapatio
>>17669850I think that guy may have seriously hit his head.
>>17669815We need to stop them before they become too powerful.
>>17669857Definitely a health code violation. For Shame.
>>17671077This is the fattest chinaman I've ever seen. I didn't think they grew that big.
>>17668259There are thousands and thousands of beef cattle where I live. I have yet to see any of them not living like this. One of my cousins is a rancher. Cows are not mistreated at all. Cows are literally pampered until a couple minutes before slaughter. They live a better life than most of us.
>>17669499>strange how the same culture that tortures small animals
>>17672089rmao
>>17670515yeah, you can see them petting the sleepy monkers so they have good dreams at the end
>>176704696 million pity
>>17663375fucking fag has a halo over his head
>>17672339oh hey i've been here, the food was awful but performance was cool. kinda a surreal experience
>>17672439Meow chow
>>17667642Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips
>>17670057the sugar on the third pan is WAY more than the other two
>>17671823>thanksgiving food>whitehuh
>>17668245Absolutely soulless robot eyes
>>17669857Is it socially acceptable to first sniff and then lick the body of my glass in this situation?
>>17672651Two diet one regular
>>17668742I miss him
>>17672107make fun of chinks & japs as much as you want but caring about social issues like "animal abuse" when it comes to regular cooking make you seem fake and gay you liberal trans "fur babies" owner
>>17669776read the file name.
>>17668562
>>17671394Maybe he prefers his food on a cafeteria tray during Chow Time right before hitting the yard.
>>17672884>boiling a live animal and cutting it up with scissors as it squirms in agony>"regular cooking"gay retard
>>17670057SEAfag here, how come westerner's body is more tolerant to sugar? Is it just better genetic, better diet, or are you guys prescribed to insulin?I have 2 relatives who are suffering from diabetes, and I'm 100% sure they consume less sugar than the average westerner.
>>17673138We aren't. The amount of diabetics in the states is nuts.
>>17673172But from what I've seen, apart from their size, their body looks functional. My relatives are so sickly compared to the fat westerner I've seen.
>>17673138https://www.cdc.gov/diabetes/library/spotlights/diabetes-asian-americans.html>Nationwide, as many as 1 in 4 people who have diabetes don’t know they have it. But for Asian Americans, that number is higher—around 2 in 5. Why aren’t more getting diagnosed?>Body weight plays a big part. Being overweight is a risk factor for developing type 2 diabetes, but most Asian Americans aren’t overweight and so may not seem to be at risk (their doctors may not think they are either!).>But people of Asian descent have less muscle and more fat than other groups and often develop diabetes at a younger age and lower body weight. That extra body fat tends to be in the belly (visceral fat). This isn’t the “inch you can pinch,” the fat stored just under the skin. Visceral fat is out of sight, wrapped around organs deep in the body. You can’t tell how much visceral fat someone has by just looking at them.>Visceral fat is also sometimes known as “active” fat because it drives certain processes in the body that can increase the risk for heart disease, stroke, and other serious health conditions. Everybody has some visceral fat, but having too much is a major risk factor for developing type 2 diabetes.
>>17670469Felipe minha sogra fez aqui também
>>17662908Creamy vagina
>>17664626Oh yea that fits observable reality. western governments are definitely encouraging people to eat bugs. Now, arnt there meds you should take today?
>>17671086>chicken broth, two pieces of broccoli and a raw eggyeah, that's how they eat ramen in japan. also in germany you eat döner when you come out of a bar drunk
>>17672439WE ARE SIAMESE IF YOU PREASE
>>17670580xD
>>17663092nila gang nila gang nila gang nila gang
>>17664510>sneedlessisnt that sneed in the middle?
>>17673846What if I don't please?
>>17667602>he still uses iron cleverbaka my head
>>17669779why do they call that dog a coon, its not even black
>>17669815fascinating, didnt know brazilians could prepare edible looking food
>>17667584Won't that be really tough, though? Octopus should be either frozen or beaten so you tenderize the meat. It's one of those weird cases where FRESH isn't the best.
>>17673065its fucking seafood you massive pussy
>>17670472what was his last video/meal before the stroke
>>17674054That fat foodtuber had a stroke too?
>>17669822Me to your mother
>>17674070is that not jack pre stroke?
>>17670555>Lamecock
>>17674070>>17674076kek. i didnt watch to the end and just assumed from fat gut and hands that it was jack
>>17674076No, doesnt look like it
>>17672884You need to spend less time online, its clearly messing your brain.
>>17673231Fascinating read, thanks.
>>17674271>>17674295Cute
>>17662993>>17669503It's not even that they lack empathy. They're all sadistic fuckers that get enjoyment from the torture and pain (perceived or otherwise) that their meal endures.
>>17674295I like how he points at it>look at his suffering
>>17671030I didn't want to samefag myself, and I loved them both like children; the choice was just too hard to make.
I'm gonna go get some Mickey D's. This thread made me hungry.
>>17674410
>>17674459Gizmo?
>>17668742Will somebody please explain to me why the guy in the foreground is shooting like a dozen raw eggs?
>>17669248>gross nutritious sausage>delicious hunk of empty calories and vinegar
>>17669708No fucking way
>>17674032eat shit, chink
>>17672236
>>17667843Is this a descendant of the Bogdanoffs?
>>17669786>gay pridekek
>>17670881oh fuck i remember when this person was everywherewhat a mental casei know its just 'pretending to be le crazy for laughs' but even that extends to the level of mental illness, esp since im p sure they live their whole life on camera and have a boyfriend that they treat like some kinda rescue dog
>>17671086those all just seem like the most easiest and most common foods to just quickly order or pick up in their respective countries
>>17672112I'm not a massive pig monster, but a weird part of me kind of wants to be on oxygen like that. Just tubes in my nose feeding me pure air. It must be invigorating.
>>17671394Niggers can’t sense subtly. They need everything dialed to eleven or it just doesn’t register in their primate brains. You can see this phenomena in nearly every aspect of their culture; their food, music, language, clothing, etc.
>>17669248Lmao nips are delusional
>>17669815Don't do it! Go back to monke before it's too late!
>>17670069They tried to make meatballs.