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>> No.17662909

Serious question: does suffering actually improve the flavor of your meal? To be clear I don't have any qualms about killing my own food, I've twisted heads off of chickens and gutted fish. However I've never eaten something that was still quivering with life and I don't really understand the appeal. Is it just some low-cunning instinct rewarding sadism with a psychological rush of pleasure?

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Just Nerves, but it looks strange.

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Also some (Asians) think the Adrenalin (stress) improves the flavor.

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>> No.17662939

Fish is always better the fresher it is, and I'd imagine the point of serving the filet on the twitching corpse is a guarantee that it's the absolute freshest possible.

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What sick fuck has an entire folder of chinks preparing seafood alive?

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>> No.17662993

> "salt well"
> sprinkles the most pathetic amount of salt on
How to tell it's a gay man making the video

Why are slantys like this?

>> No.17662997

>How to tell it's a gay man making the video
Takes one to know one

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>> No.17663158

You will eat tze bug

>> No.17663168

I feel like he had absolutely no plan going into that video. Just kept grabbing stuff from the pantry.

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>> No.17663382

Sometimes it can be twitching due to the energy left in the body, but it's actually dead. I don't think that's a big deal. But from what I've read, stressed animals produce drier and tougher meat. So people who think it tastes better are probably just sadists.

>> No.17663501


I dated a Asian girl in school and it really is like this. Usually taught by the grandparents and this being "traditional". They sing songs to them as young kids and it's about things like how a floppy cooking fish tastes good and that if you get served one that isn't moving isn't fresh. It's very cult mentality. The problem is even her grandparents are not old enough to have been alive at any point when they would be starving from the government and forced to eat bugs, fish and anything else that moves. Old asians still think they lived through the 1880s.

>> No.17663508

cute little asian girls

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>> No.17663514


The guy filming is probably gonna give them an amazing 2 dollars tip for that mess while he eats and imagines how it would be like to be poor.

>> No.17663736

lol this is funny. i assume it's some supermarket called UFC's "cooking" channel, but it's still funny. it's just fucking ground meat logs, what is it with the fancy editing and meme ingredients. you don't need to use pre-ground pepper or wax paper lol. and i'm a bit surprised that pajeets or flips or thais or wherever this recipe comes from don't use onions or cumin to flavor ground meat.

>> No.17663764

one time when me and a few m8s linked up i ordered an interesting looking desert (judging from the ingredients) and we all had to stand there mortified while the girl brought me something with a hollow chocolate ball in the middle and spent 30-60 seconds leaning over my shoulder and melting the top off with a blowtorch. how embarrassing.

it wasn't even a fancy restaurant, it was a pizzeria. what kind of a moron do you have to be to find that sort of thing appealing

>> No.17663895

thank you for this insight

>> No.17664140

Ive been living in Japan for the past 8 years, I noticed since the country has been closed to tourists for the past few years they are getting wild. Whale, dolphin, turtle, horse, frogs were all extremely rare before corona, now just about every supermarket sells whale and dolphin, even in my rural mountain town.

>> No.17664141

Tbf its not like its hard to find. Hell there was some asian youtuber who straight-up posted videos of her eating animals alive.

>> No.17664150

And sushi restaurants are selling all of them when before I'd seen whale maybe once.

>> No.17664213

Would you really need the corn starch in this case? Since they threw in orange peels and it contains pectin wouldn't that thicken it up anyway, albeit, more slowly?

>> No.17664407

In this case it's a freshness guarantee.

>> No.17664441

I think most pectin is in the pith, which doesn't taste as good. You can see he avoids it when cutting off peels. I think that would work, it would just be slightly different flavor and texture and like you said would take longer.

>> No.17664493

Four Pests Campaign was from 1958 to 1962. There are definitely people alive today old enough to remember food shortages.

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>> No.17664510

Isn't that a seed in the middle?

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>> No.17664557

Serious question
Are Asians even human?

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>> No.17664599

This is what I imagine doing to frogposters

>> No.17664626

Hey would anyone want raw lobster tail !?

Western governments want to grow the population so much that they are encouraging people to eat bugs so they can fit people in every square inch of their nation for GDP growth.

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Here's your 600 dollar pig slop birthday wagie

>> No.17664651

If it makes you feel better, plenty of East Asians think this shit is insane. It's similar to like, fois gras or meat from an arena bull in the west (although much more cruel, even compared to the bullfight).

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Oh no, anon. It's not just nerves. See, fish are special. Fish have all their essential organs just ahead of their gills, in the "head". All the meat past that is just guts and meat, which they can live without for thirty minutes.
If you prepare the fish fast enough, which these cooks do, you can serve the fish with its meat neatly chopped up while it's still alive.

My ex once got a fish from a fishmonger and took about thirty mins wandering home and when she put the bag on her kitchen counter the fish jumped out, no guts or anything.

>> No.17665087

yum parasites
sashimi meat must be flash frozen first

>> No.17666367

This is an insane amount of mayo, but as a combination this makes a great starter if you use a more sensible amount.

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>> No.17666664

I only now see this is yogscast shit, used to watch simon and lewis as a lad

>> No.17666729

Sprinkle and smash a bunch of freeze dried shit all over the table... great.

>> No.17666736

I hear this whenever i see this

>> No.17666765

>spent 30-60 seconds leaning over my shoulder

What did she smell like?

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He still doesn't work out his stroke arm and it honestly just angers me at this point to see it

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>> No.17667681

It's permanently settled into a dick grabbing position too

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>> No.17667769

I like the idea of a baked bean cafe, but Heinze are shit.

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>beef stock
>beef cube
>fish sauce
>check salt level
>add brown sugar

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>> No.17667953

No, the opposite in fact. The adrenaline and other chemicals that kick in make the animal taste worse and rot quicker.

>> No.17668036

Like the other anon said they're all over YouTube. Been watching Japanese cooking and now get recommended 'how to skin a live squid' that has like 11m views. Other Japanese preparing live animals

Really fucking weird

>> No.17668111

Unless you're a vegan/raise and kill your own animals humanely you don't really get to judge how the japs cook and kill their animals, sorry whitey

>> No.17668127

I am a vegan that raises and kills my own animals humanely.

>> No.17668134

we don't make a point out of inflicting as much pain as possible

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>> No.17668162

lmao @ you retards who think these fish somehow make it to the dock alive

they hit the ice and go night night soon as they are on the boat

>> No.17668169

>i just bought it from costco I'm sure it had a heckin great liferino and didn't suffer at all at any point

>> No.17668173

>this kills the crab

>> No.17668178

the only legitimate reason to be a vegan is to make your cum tastier, change my mind

>> No.17668193
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keeping a animal alive while you cook it =/= using a captive bolt at slaughter

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>only people who have never done anything wrong are allowed to point out that beating a dog to death before cooking it is bad
>if an animal didn't live a completely carefree life it might as well have been boiled alive
You're a poop brain

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can someone post the one with the 2 obese creatures sitting in a car and doing faces for a food review video thumbnail

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>> No.17668259

>xe thinks the beef xe eats lives like this
oh no no no

>> No.17668265

excellent false equivalency anon, care to proceed to the strawman phase of your argument?

>> No.17668275

i drove all over the country and most of what you see is cattle fields for thousands of miles that look just like that pic.

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>excellent false equivalency anon, care to proceed to the strawman phase of your argument?

>> No.17668296

nigger I grew up with cows over the back fence I know how cattle are raised. over here a "feedlot" is literally a normal paddock with maybe 4x more cows than the grass can support and grain in a trough around the edge. they've got room. they've even got windbreaks for shelter. stop watching american retards on youtube.

the only confronting thing here is slaughter. well, also bobby calves, which exist to btfo vegetarians.

>> No.17668411

quake 4 - stroggification process

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>> No.17668435

Based, fuck tourists

>> No.17668477

@0:05 I thought the blue jacket was george floyd

>> No.17668562

Ruining the picture is funny enough, but they went too far and ruined the eating experience too. Thing is all mush now

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>> No.17668588

That's one huge butter knife

>> No.17668592

Gross Botox monster

>> No.17668643

500$ + tip

>> No.17668679

seems like a great snack after a night of drinking and for you to only eat it halfway before falling asleep and spilling it inside the bus

>> No.17668696

this is gayer than butsegs

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>> No.17668718

>bell peppers
Ummmm ackshuyally there are natural sugars in them so that's not keto

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>> No.17668723

Remarkably cruel. I bet it tastes delicious though

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Now it's a good webm thread

>> No.17668743

>that wirr be $300 baka gaijin

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>> No.17668745 [DELETED] 

Not food related and as such I will be forced to report you to the jannies. Rot in hell chud

>> No.17668746

Holy fuck that must feel fucking terrible

>> No.17668748

What is it exactly that he pours into his drink? Leeches?

>> No.17668751

t. walmart employee

>> No.17668768

You better also report yourself for breaking the site's rules.

>> No.17668770

full grown spermies

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>> No.17669041

Do you believe this is voluntary???? This is the type of shit they get fired if they dont do because management is a bunch of evil liches.

>> No.17669044

I'd rather do that every day for a month straight than do this >>17668744 once

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Based Ramsay going old school.
I want to see him make a baked Alaska

>> No.17669051

>Do you believe this is voluntary?
Yes. They chose to work there.

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>> No.17669270

based PriPri poster

>> No.17669297

do the wagie

>> No.17669339

Probably pond loach which are freshwater bottom-feeding fishes. They are eaten across east Asia.

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east asians have some oxytocin receptor mutation that makes them have lower empathy and altruism. it's not all of them, but in some places as much as 80% of them. imagine being born an asian in one of these societies with normal level of empathy, it must be a fucking nightmare.

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>> No.17669481

Asians have no souls

>> No.17669498

fat fuck

>> No.17669499

>it's strange how the same culture that tortures small animals and eats them alive without remorse can come up with something so cute and innocent
>oh, it's so they can torture the fake animals with a knife, too

>> No.17669503

Have they not discovered cooking yet?

>> No.17669524

They need to fire the guy who forgot to shave. He doesn't look excited at any point.

>> No.17669537

is he ok?

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>> No.17669580

uoooohhh :sob:

>> No.17669588

thats so cute, what a good brother

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>> No.17669685

what was he thinking?

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>> No.17669731

Remember the Jews did this, they want weak wagies to dance for them

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>> No.17669752

It's interesting to me that the hotdog comes out before the sauces and not covered with any of them. You would think they'd splurt out first

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i think the same thing when watching porn

>> No.17669776

What on earth is that

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>> No.17669781

you will eat ze bugs

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>> No.17669794

Are you sure this will help us sell burgers?

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>> No.17669797

The only thing this woman ever needs to cook is my buns in her oven

>> No.17669800

>"White culture doesn't exi-"

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>> No.17669839

Why do Jack's hands look like a woman's here?

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>> No.17669867

So shitposting, I can't see them living a day without each other, I hope if one day they die, they will leave this world together

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>> No.17669882

why no msg? that make uncle roger sad

>> No.17669894

This is what happens when the dark folk use kitchen equipment

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>> No.17669911

Takes a lot of body confidence to be such a slutty thot. Good for her.

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>> No.17669921

Is it extra for her to fart on my glass while she pours

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>> No.17669954

thats just too much cheese

>> No.17669958

it was actually a ad campaign by the milk company to show how easy it was to open the milk carton after receiving complaints it was to hard to open.

>> No.17669959

why do they continue? who would buy this? why don't they pack up and go somewhere else?

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>> No.17669978

The heat of the bees cooks the dough

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>> No.17669983

they're doing it on purpose, they like eating the bees

>> No.17669992

do they taste like honey?

>> No.17670017

Imagine how nasty their shits are afterwards. I hope they had only one bathroom in the house so that the collective stink would gather after each successive dump they took. The embarrassment they would feel leaving the bathroom completely fumigated with their unloaded stomachs, all for the next girl to enjoy. giwtwmsb

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>> No.17670069

Uhhh qrd?

>> No.17670086

>Chink characters on the price signs
I'll give you one- no, three guesses as to why anon. Think about it long and hard.

>> No.17670098

She's been farting all day with your average case of liqour shits, it's complimentary

>> No.17670099

Two nukes was not enough.

>> No.17670106

I bet you genuinely believe what you just typed

>> No.17670116

the pilot light probably when out and enough gas built up to reach the stoves pilot light

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>> No.17670285

name? I'm sure there is more of her with the way the camera films her

>> No.17670316

why would you want that?

>> No.17670327

That the barrel would keep the moisture in?

>> No.17670334

to determine wether or not I'm going to beat my meat to it

>> No.17670402

The supply lines to the egg fort need to be refortified.

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>> No.17670515

Are those monkeys okay?

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>> No.17670576

Americans are so fat they can only dance by moving their arms. Everyone in this video is shaped like a potato.

>> No.17670580

They had triplets but he ate the other two. More a "chunk" than a chink, amirite?

>> No.17670583

I hate this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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>> No.17670714

this is why people use a little cornmeal on the peel

>> No.17670797

always squirt some in the sink first

>> No.17670819

where is this from?

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>> No.17671030

I like that you two jokes to make and just decided "fuck it" and sent both

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>> No.17671097

Do want.

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>> No.17671107

they're just taking a nap :)

>> No.17671292

that dude looks unsettling, who is it even?

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>> No.17671662

still not hitting the FDA recommended internal temp for poultry

>> No.17671751
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>races can't be different
tranny or butthurt chink?

>> No.17671752

A racist nigger, what a surprise

>> No.17671772

white people do be crazy doe

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someone get this nigger some hot cheetos, brown sugar and tapatio

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I think that guy may have seriously hit his head.

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>> No.17671915

We need to stop them before they become too powerful.

>> No.17671933

Definitely a health code violation. For Shame.

>> No.17671972

This is the fattest chinaman I've ever seen.
I didn't think they grew that big.

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>> No.17672002

There are thousands and thousands of beef cattle where I live. I have yet to see any of them not living like this. One of my cousins is a rancher. Cows are not mistreated at all. Cows are literally pampered until a couple minutes before slaughter. They live a better life than most of us.

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>strange how the same culture that tortures small animals

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>> No.17672184

yeah, you can see them petting the sleepy monkers so they have good dreams at the end

>> No.17672194

6 million pity

>> No.17672236

fucking fag has a halo over his head

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>> No.17672398

oh hey i've been here, the food was awful but performance was cool. kinda a surreal experience

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>> No.17672481

Meow chow

>> No.17672535

Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips

>> No.17672651

the sugar on the third pan is WAY more than the other two

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>> No.17672663

>thanksgiving food

>> No.17672679

Absolutely soulless robot eyes

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>> No.17672708

Is it socially acceptable to first sniff and then lick the body of my glass in this situation?

>> No.17672724

Two diet one regular

>> No.17672858

I miss him

>> No.17672884

make fun of chinks & japs as much as you want but caring about social issues like "animal abuse" when it comes to regular cooking make you seem fake and gay you liberal trans "fur babies" owner

>> No.17672900

read the file name.

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>> No.17672955

Maybe he prefers his food on a cafeteria tray during Chow Time right before hitting the yard.

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>boiling a live animal and cutting it up with scissors as it squirms in agony
>"regular cooking"
gay retard

>> No.17673138

SEAfag here, how come westerner's body is more tolerant to sugar? Is it just better genetic, better diet, or are you guys prescribed to insulin?

I have 2 relatives who are suffering from diabetes, and I'm 100% sure they consume less sugar than the average westerner.

>> No.17673172

We aren't. The amount of diabetics in the states is nuts.

>> No.17673182

But from what I've seen, apart from their size, their body looks functional.
My relatives are so sickly compared to the fat westerner I've seen.

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>Nationwide, as many as 1 in 4 people who have diabetes don’t know they have it. But for Asian Americans, that number is higher—around 2 in 5. Why aren’t more getting diagnosed?

>Body weight plays a big part. Being overweight is a risk factor for developing type 2 diabetes, but most Asian Americans aren’t overweight and so may not seem to be at risk (their doctors may not think they are either!).

>But people of Asian descent have less muscle and more fat than other groups and often develop diabetes at a younger age and lower body weight. That extra body fat tends to be in the belly (visceral fat). This isn’t the “inch you can pinch,” the fat stored just under the skin. Visceral fat is out of sight, wrapped around organs deep in the body. You can’t tell how much visceral fat someone has by just looking at them.

>Visceral fat is also sometimes known as “active” fat because it drives certain processes in the body that can increase the risk for heart disease, stroke, and other serious health conditions. Everybody has some visceral fat, but having too much is a major risk factor for developing type 2 diabetes.

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>Nationwide, as many as 1 in 4 people who have diabetes don’t know they have it. But for Asian Americans, that number is higher—around 2 in 5. Why aren’t more getting diagnosed?

>Body weight plays a big part. Being overweight is a risk factor for developing type 2 diabetes, but most Asian Americans aren’t overweight and so may not seem to be at risk (their doctors may not think they are either!).

>But people of Asian descent have less muscle and more fat than other groups and often develop diabetes at a younger age and lower body weight. That extra body fat tends to be in the belly (visceral fat). This isn’t the “inch you can pinch,” the fat stored just under the skin. Visceral fat is out of sight, wrapped around organs deep in the body. You can’t tell how much visceral fat someone has by just looking at them.

>Visceral fat is also sometimes known as “active” fat because it drives certain processes in the body that can increase the risk for heart disease, stroke, and other serious health conditions. Everybody has some visceral fat, but having too much is a major risk factor for developing type 2 diabetes.

>> No.17673236

Felipe minha sogra fez aqui também

>> No.17673251

Creamy vagina

>> No.17673264

Oh yea that fits observable reality. western governments are definitely encouraging people to eat bugs. Now, arnt there meds you should take today?

>> No.17673349

>chicken broth, two pieces of broccoli and a raw egg
yeah, that's how they eat ramen in japan. also in germany you eat döner when you come out of a bar drunk

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>> No.17673854

nila gang nila gang nila gang nila gang

>> No.17673857

isnt that sneed in the middle?

>> No.17673859

What if I don't please?

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>he still uses iron clever
baka my head

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why do they call that dog a coon, its not even black

>> No.17673883

fascinating, didnt know brazilians could prepare edible looking food

>> No.17673935

Won't that be really tough, though? Octopus should be either frozen or beaten so you tenderize the meat. It's one of those weird cases where FRESH isn't the best.

>> No.17674032

its fucking seafood you massive pussy

>> No.17674054

what was his last video/meal before the stroke

>> No.17674070

That fat foodtuber had a stroke too?

>> No.17674073

Me to your mother

>> No.17674076

is that not jack pre stroke?

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>> No.17674084

kek. i didnt watch to the end and just assumed from fat gut and hands that it was jack

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No, doesnt look like it

>> No.17674108

You need to spend less time online, its clearly messing your brain.

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>> No.17674283

Fascinating read, thanks.

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>> No.17674308

It's not even that they lack empathy. They're all sadistic fuckers that get enjoyment from the torture and pain (perceived or otherwise) that their meal endures.

>> No.17674309

I like how he points at it
>look at his suffering

>> No.17674410

I didn't want to samefag myself, and I loved them both like children; the choice was just too hard to make.

>> No.17674449

I'm gonna go get some Mickey D's. This thread made me hungry.

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>> No.17674540

Will somebody please explain to me why the guy in the foreground is shooting like a dozen raw eggs?

>> No.17674546

>gross nutritious sausage
>delicious hunk of empty calories and vinegar

>> No.17674554

No fucking way

>> No.17674632

eat shit, chink

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>> No.17674808

Is this a descendant of the Bogdanoffs?

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>> No.17674863

>gay pride

>> No.17674924

oh fuck i remember when this person was everywhere
what a mental case
i know its just 'pretending to be le crazy for laughs' but even that extends to the level of mental illness, esp since im p sure they live their whole life on camera and have a boyfriend that they treat like some kinda rescue dog

>> No.17674927

those all just seem like the most easiest and most common foods to just quickly order or pick up in their respective countries

>> No.17674977

I'm not a massive pig monster, but a weird part of me kind of wants to be on oxygen like that. Just tubes in my nose feeding me pure air. It must be invigorating.

>> No.17675160

Niggers can’t sense subtly. They need everything dialed to eleven or it just doesn’t register in their primate brains. You can see this phenomena in nearly every aspect of their culture; their food, music, language, clothing, etc.

>> No.17675274

Lmao nips are delusional

>> No.17675406

Don't do it! Go back to monke before it's too late!

>> No.17675491

They tried to make meatballs.

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