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17660943 No.17660943 [Reply] [Original]

Why bother making a big batch of egg salad when you can just spread some mayonnaise on bread, squish a hardboiled egg with a fork and put that on the bread, and season with salt and pepper? The egg is going to last longer in its shell than chopped up. Egg salad is a waste of time.

>> No.17660954

>>17660943
Understood

>> No.17660981

>>17660943
ITT: anon figured out life

>> No.17660994

>>17660943
Hey retard, what if I'm going on a picnic with my extended family? I'm just gonna show up and be like "k folks, here's the bread, here's the mayo, now get to cracking some eggs"?

Bro what kind of backwoods, fucked up, gas huffing family do you come from? What animal raised your ass? Fuck you, you should be caged.

>> No.17660998

>>17660943
>big batch
Why would you make more egg salad than you plan on eating?
I’ll make like 2 eggs worth of egg salad if I’m just making it for myself. No need to make more.

>> No.17661003

>>17660994
This guy probably makes a cheesecake when you can just take a bite of cream cheese and a bite of sugar. What an idiot.

>> No.17661013

>>17660994
>backwoods, fucked up, gas huffing family
>takes egg mayo to a picnic

>> No.17661021

>>17660994
you should have made potato salad and brought some cold cuts for a real sandwich, FAGGOT

>> No.17661104

i like the texture from putting it in a food processor

>> No.17661148

I only like egg salad made with kewpie mayo and Japanese white pepper.

>> No.17661165
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>>17661148
well of course you do

>> No.17661173

>>17661003
cream cheese on a digestive is basically a cheescake

>> No.17661177

>>17661003
>>17661173
cooked cheesecake with a cake base > all other kinds

>> No.17661218

>>17661165
Kek

>> No.17661298

>>17661165
Sorry, faggot collector of soyjack images. Some things taste better in Japan. Sea urchin, egg salad, and women’s armpits to name a few top examples.

>> No.17661611
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>>17661298
Add this one to that list.
Osaka Croquette Sandwich

>> No.17661614

>>17660943
>Calls it egg salad.
>Contains 0 salad.
'MERICA.

>> No.17661620

>>17661614
1: any of various usually cold dishes: such as
a: raw greens (such as lettuce) often combined with other vegetables and toppings and served especially with dressing
b: small pieces of food (such as pasta, meat, fruit, or vegetables) usually mixed with a dressing (such as mayonnaise) or set in gelatin

>> No.17662261

>>17661611
Damn that looks real good

>> No.17662491

>>17661614
>egg salad
>huuuuuh do burgers really
>oeufs rémoulade
>ouais trop top, super mortel! Escoffier encule ta race

>> No.17662524

>>17661620
Cope.

>> No.17662530

>>17661614
>>17662524
I'm trying to figure out which culture has this misunderstanding of what a salad is. I can't think of a single language I know of where "salad" exclusively refers to "green salad".

>> No.17662562
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17662562

>americans think solid egg mixed with liquid egg is a salad

>> No.17662576

mayo is fucking disgusting. I make mine with yogurt and a bit of lemon juice

>> No.17662594

>>17662576
it's the lemon that makes it a salad

>> No.17662640

>>17662576
im gonna try this, it better be good

>> No.17662676

In American a cut up snickers bar mixed with fruit and topped with a whipped cream dressing is a salad

>> No.17663551

>>17662491
>one is egg and mayo mashed together
>the other is egg and butter sauce that you can fuck up easily

>> No.17663559
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17663559

>>17660943
>not using sliced eggs

>> No.17663772

yeah why bother making anything if you can just have subpar versions of it right, fucking clown

>> No.17663794

>>17663551
Remoulade is not a butter sauce. It's mayo with the addition of gherkins, capers, fines herbes, anchovies and mustard.

>> No.17663795

>>17660943
sometimes when I'm too lazy too do dishes, I make a cup of coffee in my mouth by putting a teaspoon of coffee, a teaspoon of sugar, and a dash of milk, then I pour boiling water in my mouth

>> No.17664012

>>17660943
Chop the egg in a bowl and mix it with Mayo and a small amount of mustard, then scoop that onto toast.

>> No.17664022

>>17663551
Make your own mayo, then.. you can fuck that up too.

>> No.17664024

>>17662676
>>17662594
See>>17662530

>> No.17664071

>>17660943
> Americans require mayonnaise on everything.
> Eggs and mayonnaise is a salad.

Dammn.

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>>17661611

>> No.17665361

>>17663559
I don't like my yolks cooked so hard.

>> No.17665368

>>17664071
see
>>17661620
Also, almost every single egg dish has additional fat in the form of butter or mayonnaise.

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>>17662261
Add cheese to this and it would be perfect.
Maybe replace the ketchup with chili sauce.
https://youtu.be/-TH9N6qQ5IE?t=744