/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17659701]

Proper nosh

[Anonymous No.17659747]

Best pie sandwich is tomato sauce on 1 slice, American mayo on the other, and a fried egg on top of the pie.

[Anonymous No.17659754]

>>17659747
Who the fuck do you think you are, Richie Rich?

[Anonymous No.17659756]

>>17659701
>Hppiebarmsarnie

[Anonymous No.17659758]

>>17659754
I'm the mother fucker putting you on your bitch ass place you jumped up little bitch. Fuck HP sauce and fuck Mrs Macs.

[Anonymous No.17659759]

>>17659754
Sounds like he's got more money than Stock, Aiken, and Dennis Waterman put together, probbly.

[Anonymous No.17659763]

>>17659701
if you do have the option of drowning it in gravy, take it

[Anonymous No.17659766]

>pie
>Beans
>Peas
>Fries
>Bread
Is this all you fucking eat?

[Anonymous No.17659768]

Love a good Wigan kebab, me.

[Anonymous No.17659770]

>>17659766
I don't see any beans, peas or fries bud...

[Anonymous No.17659775]

>>17659766
>nnnnooooooo, you need to add red and green stuff because... BECAUSE YOU JUST DO, OKAY? it's called FLAVOUR!

[Anonymous No.17659776]

>>17659770
Those are inside the pie I assume

[Anonymous No.17659779]

>>17659766
Don’t you ever talk shit about pies or beans again motherfucker I will pin you down and shove my dick in your ass no homo.

[Anonymous No.17659782]

>>17659779
Buggery isn't ever homo unless you're gay. It's literally one of Britain's oldest traditions.

[Anonymous No.17659784]

>>17659766
brits are like the japanese, they use the same 10 ingredients to make the same 5 dishes

[Anonymous No.17659793]

>>17659784
All regional cuisines have staple ingredients and common dishes, you pedantic tard. It's only when you get into mashed together hodgepodges like "Chinese cuisine" or "African cuisine" where they lump together a bunch of geographically unrelated dishes together under a single banner for zero reason.

[Anonymous No.17659797]

>>17659701
Serious commonwealth bants here, please don't bully
Do bongs actual eat meat pies? I thought this was just a wholesome aussie thing that no one else cared about
I know about shepards pies and that, but wee crusty things full of meat? I didn't think you shoved such things in your face, well of course unless in you are in a club in Bristol.

[Anonymous No.17659799]

>>17659797
>it's another "aussiebro forgets about kiwiland" post
I like pies.

[Anonymous No.17659802]

>>17659799
NZ doesn't exist on /ck/, it's like Narnia or Harold Porter land or Lawn Of The Rings.

[Anonymous No.17659812]

>>17659802
To be fair, we could have sunk into the ocean about a decade ago and maybe ten people would have noticed by now, two of them being my mom and dad who retired in the Philippines. No, Dad, Macca's still hasn't brought back the Kiwiburger. Yes, Dad, the weather is probably better wherever you are. Talk to you next week.

[Anonymous No.17659816]

>>17659799
kys memebird no one gives a fuck about your shit country and you would abandon it in a minute to live off our welfare given the chance, don't deny
I have a better suggestion, kill all the men, rape the women, give the island to the Japanese to build modern chip fabs so I can get a good gpu for at least $20 cheaper.
Then let the Samoan women rape all the men unless they work 19 hours a day producing gpu chips for the rest of the world. With no meme manuka honey as lube.
Fair call now bendover nigger?

[Anonymous No.17659820]

>>17659797
>Do bongs actual eat meat pies?
Course we fucking do you mong.

[Anonymous No.17659822]

>>17659816
Lets meet in the middle and you guys can have Niue for twenty dollars and we'll work out a lease-to-own deal for the South Island.

[Anonymous No.17659826]

>>17659816
>Being this angry over being a poorfag who can’t afford a gpu
You sound like a man who enjoys giving a proper butthole-licking to another man.

[Anonymous No.17659836]

>>17659826
But bro, you just have to be able to play Trans Rights Walking Simulator 2023: BLM Edition in 4k ADHD with ray-tracing and authentic buttplug interface or it's just not worth it.

[Anonymous No.17659837]

>>17659836
Yeah I’m not gay though.
All I need is my VR Japanese porn & hentai games.

[Anonymous No.17660081]

>>17659797
Yeah, we love meat pie in the UK . You get different kinds. You can get chunky steak, which is like a stewing steak, or mince meat pie. Some places use steak mince instead of just "beef"

[Anonymous No.17660087]

>>17659701
Alri Wigan lad

[Anonymous No.17660090]

>>17660081
What's the difference between a regular and 'party' meat pie? We call em tattie pies in Scotland

[Anonymous No.17660099]

>>17659775
>br*t actively against flavour
many such cases

[Anonymous No.17660104]

>>17660090
original minced beef is a standard mince beef pie. The party ones are the same filling as the original but small. Could probably eat em in one bite. They do a minced steak pie to which is bigger than the original meat pie

[Anonymous No.17660124]

Love me some good old Bri'ish BBQ Sauce >>17659701

[Anonymous No.17660147]

>>17659768
Smack barm, pea wet, simple as.

[Anonymous No.17660148]

>jolly gosh wiskers tammy tam Pete, the mainland europeans have something called pie, it's made out of sweet bread like sponges and cream and sometimes fruit
>hear me out, Pete, what if we jolly well made our own pies but instead of sweet we make them savory

>dear queefing queen old chap that's a mighty brilliant idea, we'll call them meat pies

based

[Anonymous No.17660154]

>>17660081
Damn those look nice

[Anonymous No.17660187]

>>17660154
From Galloways bakery in Wigan, the land of pies

[Anonymous No.17660492]

>>17659784
Kek someone actually told the truth on 4chin for once

[Anonymous No.17660836]

>>17659784
Not enough plastic cheese for you?

[Anonymous No.17661685]

Any pem lads here?

[Anonymous No.17662062]

>>17661685
No but i went college and worked in wigan for a while. I know Pemberton Fish Bar is a good chippy though!

[Anonymous No.17662195]

>>17659701
It's like bad food but shitter

[Anonymous No.17662426]

>>17659701
>putting carbs on carbs
gross dude