/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17658130]

>tastes like cum
>smells like cum
>looks like cum
But it's totally cheese, right? right?

[Anonymous No.17658153]

Ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.17658158]

It doesn't taste anything like cum

[Anonymous No.17658159]

>>17658153
I want a trans girlfriend to pound and fill with seed while she squirms and whimpers in ecstasy so bad bros

[Anonymous No.17658161]

>>17658130
>OP is a cum expert

[Anonymous No.17658166]

>>17658130
how do you know what cum tastes like?

[Anonymous No.17658202]

>>17658130
i'm gonna keep it real with you, op, i think you should get that checked out

[Anonymous No.17658238]

I love him so much bros.
He's my best friend in the world and gave me everything I asked for even if some of what I asked for led to bitter lessons that I knew I would learn because I'm fucked up and it only made me appreciate him more

[Anonymous No.17658303]

>>17658238
elaborate please

[Anonymous No.17658304]

If your cum tastes or smells like cheese you should probably see a doctor

[Anonymous No.17658306]

>>17658130
this cheese cum goes well on crackers

[Anonymous No.17658308]

I honestly can't tell if OP is calling me gay or coming out as a fag.

[Anonymous No.17658320]

Perhaps you should rinse and gargle to get the cum out of your mouth before tasting other foods.

[Anonymous No.17658325]

I wish cum tasted like brie.
I'd suck dick all day.

[Anonymous No.17658327]

>>17658308
why not both

[Anonymous No.17658331]

>>17658325
>t. no homo

[Anonymous No.17658335]

>>17658130
Your boyfriend needs to wash his dick

[Anonymous No.17658337]

What does cum taste like then, cum experts?

[Anonymous No.17658340]

>>17658159
>she

[Anonymous No.17658383]

>>17658337
No idea, I get them to jizz straight down my throat so it never touches my tongue

[Anonymous No.17658387]

>>17658159
>ecstasy

[Anonymous No.17658391]

>>17658340
its she/hers get it right ffs

[Anonymous No.17658411]

>>17658337
i can't speak to taste but it smells bleachy when fresh then caramely when it dried, at least mine does. I can kinda see how the mold on brie has a slight fresh cummy scent

[Anonymous No.17658412]

>>17658325
ho-how do you know it doesnt?

[Anonymous No.17658422]

>>17658337
salty and gross

[Anonymous No.17658424]

>>17658422
So more like parmesan cheese?

[Anonymous No.17658445]

>>17658424
i'm no expert but that doesn't sound accurate

[Anonymous No.17658448]

>>17658424
no, it taste nothing like cheese

[Anonymous No.17658449]

>>17658337
I was once eating a chocolate covered, salted caramel graham cracker, then took a drink of a 12 year old tawny port.
Almost spit it out, tasted like I had a massive mouthful of cum.

[Anonymous No.17658473]

>>17658449
>chocolate covered, salted caramel graham cracker,
well that part sounds good

[Anonymous No.17658561]

>>17658424
parmesan tastes like feet, unironically. I have sucked toes b4

[Anonymous No.17658583]

>>17658340
maybe he means a trans man girlfriend

[Anonymous No.17658590]

>>17658337
I’ve tasted my own. Kinda tastes like boogers. So basically slightly saline.

[Anonymous No.17658614]

>>17658561
>. I have sucked toes b4
i will never understand you foot fags

[Anonymous No.17658867]

>>17658303
basically the pajeet version of the bible

[Anonymous No.17658869]

>>17658130
You might have a medical illness if your cum is like that.
At the least severe dehydration.

[Anonymous No.17658874]

>>17658867
Dear fuck please don’t let there be waves of krishnafags
The christfags are bad enough

[Anonymous No.17658927]

>>17658874
Sri Jagganath cannot be stopped. The blackened one comes.

[Anonymous No.17658972]

>>17658130
To me it tastes and smells like basement, and as a frequent user of thise site, I gotta admit I'm lovin' it

[Anonymous No.17658978]

>>17658130
Do brie and camembert taste different? I just realized I've never had brie before because my dad always bought camembert which I never much cared for

[Anonymous No.17658980]

>>17658130
>tastes like cum
>smells like cum
>looks like cum
Sounds like you'd enjoy giving it a good cram then. Godspeed, OP...

[Anonymous No.17659112]

>>17658337
Cum tastes like the food you eat.
When you have a bunch of fruit like pineapple it tastes sweet
meat makes it taste salty umami
alcohol makes it taste bitter

source: Im a huge fag and sucked a lot of dicks

[Japanese Troon No.17659323]

Why do so many of you dudes know what cum tastes like? This is seriously disturbing...

[Anonymous No.17659348]

>>17658391
50% chance of was/were

[Anonymous No.17659351]

>>17658130
If your cum looks tastes and smells like cheese you should see a proctologist

[Anonymous No.17659353]

>>17658238
>He
Ywnbam

[Anonymous No.17659360]

if you microwave it, it smells identical to a scrotum. Also something that doesn't taste like cum but smells like it: bojangles biscuits fresh buttered from the oven. The smell only lasts about 20 seconds and then they just smell like biscuits

[Anonymous No.17659388]

>>17658130
I don't know about cum as much as you do, OP.
But what I know is that Camembert is fucking delicious, especially when made into a sauce and poured on meat.

[Anonymous No.17659432]

>>17659323
>why do men know what cum tastes like
>men who have penises and balls
gee anon

[Anonymous No.17659452]

>>17659348

[Anonymous No.17660230]

>>17658130
It doesn't smell, taste or look like cum

[Anonymous No.17660241]

>>17658159
>She

[Anonymous No.17660377]

>>17659112
What's your favorite flavor of cum?

[Anonymous No.17660386]

>>17659112
Based cum guzzler

[Anonymous No.17660937]

>>17660377
Sweet and fruity one obviously.
I can't say the taste is very appealing otherwise.

[Anonymous No.17661014]

>>17658166
he sucks dick, like most OPs

[Anonymous No.17661059]

>>17658325
I'd buy a lot of brie

[Anonymous No.17661265]

>>17658130
>op looks at something white
>thinks about cum
hmmmmm