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Look at the size of that. £5, I love the Norf

>> No.17646670

>>17646666
nice quads but what the hell is that sauce it looks like diarrhea

>> No.17646672

>>17646670

me mushy peas

>> No.17646673 [DELETED] 

looks good but the decision to make little white boy dick chips is questionable. would rather have hearty, thick BBC chips

>> No.17646674

>>17646666
Fish looks nice, chips look a bit soggy mind

>> No.17646675

>>17646670
Curry sauce lad. Katsu sauce is based off it

>> No.17646681

>>17646672
>>17646675
well which is it

>> No.17646687
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17646687

>>17646681
Curry sauce, mushy peas are green

>> No.17646694

>>17646666
Literally just the crust, remove the crust and there will little to no actual fish

>> No.17646699

>>17646687
>Mushy peas
Why do bongs talk like retarded 5 year olds

>> No.17646704

>>17646687
>chip barm
>mushy peas
>fizzy vimto
An entire island of baby talking retards

>> No.17646718

>>17646704
Okay, I'll give you 'fizzy', but how the fuck is barm a baby word?

>> No.17646743

>>17646718
Suck me from the back

>> No.17646744

>>17646743
>mutt humour

>> No.17646747
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17646747

>>17646744

>> No.17646780

>>17646666
Around £10 suburbs of London. Most are pretty bad though so we make our own on special occasions.

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17646822

>>17646666
checked

>> No.17646844

>>17646743
Americans have such good humour

>> No.17646876

>>17646743
i laughed

>> No.17646929

>>17646666
Haddock or cod?

>> No.17646933

>>17646704
Yet you eat Twinkies and Ding Dongs.

>> No.17646937

>>17646929
Norf is haddock normally

Souf is cod

>> No.17646948

>>17646937
Fuck off back to r/place.

>> No.17646953

>>17646687
b5e

>> No.17646963

>>17646666
Enjoy it while you can. Fish will be extinct within a century thanks to greedy cunts like you. Bet you don't even know what species you're shoveling in.

>> No.17646970

>>17646666
Why didn't you get tartar sauce and the mushy peas?

>> No.17646973

>>17646929
When I lived in Alaska, fish and chips was made with halibut and ever since then everything else has been extremely disappointing

>> No.17646978

>>17646970
Not a poof thanks

>> No.17646981

>>17646973
Go for plaice or sole. All flatfish have the same flavour.

>> No.17646990

>>17646687
where's the tea?

>> No.17646991

>>17646963
It's most likely the invasive chinese snakehead fish shipped in from America.

>> No.17647004

>>17646666
Cant see any salt or vinegar on that.

>> No.17647032

>>17646687
B,C or E depending on the day
3 through 6 as a side
D - irn bru is best to drink with fries

>> No.17647044

>>17647032
Why not the scampi?

>> No.17647046

>>17646699
>>17646704
I sent this while eating "corn dogs" and "twinkies" btw (both enriched with soy protein)

>> No.17647055

>>17646687
B1F

>> No.17647064

>>17646953
Amerilard detected

>> No.17647075

>>17647044
had bad luck with takeaway shrimp

>> No.17647076

>>17646666
jesus that chippy caught moby dick. if i was the owner i would have saved that for myself, no chance a customers getting that big bastard for a fiver

>> No.17647089

the english aren't human
>b-but muh posh sout-
french (normans)

>> No.17647099

>brit obsession with the yanks who cucked and usurped them
big ooph, must suck not having your own language or culture and just being globohomo yank outpost in Evropa.

>> No.17647117

>>17646704
>>17646699
seppos have plenty of your own dumb sounding shit, you're just entirely incapable of any self reflection

>> No.17647131

>>17646687
Fish and chips
Ketchup or gravy
Coke

>> No.17647137

>>17646666
That literally looks like someone took a huge shit all over Grimes face.

>> No.17647158

kek the desert americans have woken up and are desperately shilling for bongs like the cringe new worlder subhumans they are

>> No.17647170

>>17647099
>>17647158
>obsession
glass houses etc

>> No.17647239
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17647239

>>17646666
britisher be like
>oi 5 sovs u taken the piss m8?

>> No.17647321

>>17646666
Curry sauce? You fucking heathen! Where are the mushy peas?

>> No.17647332

>>17646687
why are bongs are so weird

>> No.17647355
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17647355

YOU FILL UP MY SENSES
LIKE A GALLON OF MAGNET
LIKE A PACKET OF WOODBINES
LIKE A GOOD PINCH OF SNUFF
LIKE A NIGHT OUT IN SHEFFIELD
LIKE A GREASY CHIP BUTTY
LIKE SHEFFIELD UNITED
COME FILL ME AGAIN!

>> No.17647368

>>17647117
>seppo
>australian derogatory term for an american
Make that TWO islands of babytalking tards

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17647377

>>17646687
>pie & chips
>ketchup
>irn bru
I'll also have
>sausage & chips
>mushy peas
>another irn bru
If you please, love. Do you have any dessert?

>> No.17647383

>>17647332
they're island americans

>> No.17647416
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17647416

>>17647383
>not allowed to own guns
>need a license to breathe
>wrongthink is literally a crime
>closest thing to burgers and barbecue is mounds of arab mystery meat on top of fries
>only 63% of adults are overweight or obese
Not even close

>> No.17647421

>>17647377
This guy was my local butcher for many years before he became a meme. Good pork pies

>> No.17647430

>>17647377
G'won Danny lad

>>17647421
His wife died and a month later he started making these videos, poor sod

>> No.17647511

>>17647368
"you talk like a baby"
t. drinks pop, eats tater tots, gets a thing called a twinkie from a convenience shop

>> No.17647645

>>17647416
>40 million niggers
>against the law to cross the road
>strict alcohol laws
>strict gambling laws
>strict gun laws
>stupid loud accents
>socially acceptable and encouraged to mutilate males genitals at birth
we can play this game all day

>> No.17647708

>>17646687
e1e
Dr Pepper is the only good drink besides coke in this god forsaken kingdom

>> No.17648934

>>17646933
dont you dare denigrate the noble ding dong

>> No.17648964

>>17647645
bruh you have a monarchy still, hold this L

>> No.17649283

>>17646687
I never had Dandelion & Burdock but I assume it's like Moxie (cause of the dandelions), so B6c

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>>17647416
Dunno mate, I think we do a pretty good burger where I work

>> No.17649606

>>17646666
Checked, but any chippy that doesn't do scraps needs to seriously have a word.

>> No.17649610

>>17646687
Gimme that B6E

>> No.17649612
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17649612

>>17646953
t. tastlet

>> No.17649613

>>17646704
>posted whilst eating his chimichanga and drinking kool-aid

>> No.17649616

>>17646687
F3C ta

>> No.17649641

>>17646953
the correct choice brother

>> No.17650157

>>17647321
clueless southern fairy

>> No.17650166

what's everyones favourite takeaway? all the chippies round by me are shit, i love a good chinese

>> No.17650281

>>17646666
pretty good cop for 5 quid
sauce looks like literal shit tho

>> No.17650296
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17650296

>>17646687

For me it's

>> No.17650300

>>17650296
Hello, yes, I would kindly like to have Wigan NUKED. Thank you.

>> No.17650332

>>17646681
curry, only a blind faggot mutt would thing they're peas.

chip shop curry sauce is the most detestable thing known to man but northerners like it for some reason.

>> No.17650414

>>17646704
thank god someone else said it
its hard having a conversation with a britbong or irish person just because of this.
>cap shhh ka - M8TAX

>> No.17650460

>>17646687
E5A, seethe.

>> No.17650490

>>17646687
B13C
lush

>> No.17650499

>>17646687
A 6 D

>> No.17650579

>>17646687
>Main
A, Plain Chips
>Side
5, Ketchup
>Drink
A, Coke

>> No.17650622

>>17650300
>>>/wsg/4450709

>> No.17650646

>>17650296
Fuck yeah, Galloways! Best pies

>> No.17650656

>>17649283
Dandelion and Burdock tastes like sasparilla

>> No.17651209

>>17650157
Fuck you, cunt. I'm Glenridding born and bred, and up here our mushy peas are green not shitty brown.

>> No.17651225

>>17646687
B1C is my childhood every Saturday
I had a crush on the woman who ran the chippy which basically started my thing for Indian girls

>> No.17651258

>>17651225
>going to a chippy run by brown people
Cringe

>> No.17651260

>>17646687
b 6 water or guiness. I'm not drinking a sodie pop

>> No.17651271

>>17646666
checked, looks breddy gud

>> No.17651273

>>17651258
She was a little cutie though and the rest of them were white

>> No.17651287

>>17646687
For me it’s B6A, though I could go for a D6/2/5A. I usually like tartar sauce with my fish though.

>> No.17651292

Worst cuisines in the world:
-gold medal for the Netherlands (mexicano, patatje oorlog)
-silver medal for Great Britain (I mean, just look at this thread. And their beans for breakfast)
-bronze medal for the USA. It's just a blend of Dutch and Brit "cuisines"

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17651294

>>17646687
B6D
better be haddock as well

>> No.17651432

>>17650656
Well Moxie tastes like dandelions so that's misleading.

>> No.17651955

>>17651292
struggling to think how that covers the world, even if it was the developed world then there's still scandinavia you're skipping

>> No.17652240

>>17650622
was that even english wtf
theyre like 5 year old kids talking to each other

>> No.17652329

>>17646687
wheres the tartar sauce option bro

>> No.17652334

>>17652240
>doesn't into smack barm pey wet

>> No.17652687

>>17646687
E6A
If I ever get fish I ask for just salt and squeeze a bit of lemon on it when I get home

>> No.17652714

>>17652687
>the squeeze of lemon heats the fish

>> No.17652775

>>17647089
>Normans are French after 100 years in France
>Normans are still French after 1000 years in Britain
I see

>> No.17652788

>>17646666
I'm from the USA, looks fuckin GOOD

>> No.17652838

>>17646687
fish and chips, gravy, and a coke.
nothing better.

>> No.17653261

>>17646666
Nice digits fren. Fries look horrible, but that fish looks awesome.

>> No.17653281
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17653281

>>17648964
Yes.

>> No.17653493

You know a chippy is shit if they also sell donner.

>> No.17653505

>>17646666
You put all of this into your body at once? With the brown jizzy sauce too???

>> No.17653708

That looks fucking DISGUSTING! I'd eat it

>> No.17653714

>>17646687
B/F
1 & 6
C

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17653733

>>17653281
Bitch, you haven't been an absolute monarchy in years. You're in the same "Liberal Democracy" boat in the rest of us, Nigel.

>> No.17653737

>>17653281
You've clearly never read the works of Michel Foucault.

>> No.17653745

>>17646687
E, 6, and F the second I get back to the UK

>> No.17654694

>>17646687
B
3+6
D

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17654794

>>17646687
>chippy barm
holy shit this is on the same level as the toast sandwich
revolting

>> No.17654891

>>17646687
F,4 and I guess E? I wouldn't have any of those drinks though

>> No.17654933

>>17646666
nice digits super satan

>> No.17654982

>>17646687
>No steak and kidney pudding

This chippy sucks

>> No.17655047

>>17646687
B3
D2&3

I'll take a bottle of water

>> No.17655229

>>17646687
Fish and chips
Gravy + salt and vinegar
Dr Pepper

T. Southerner but converted to gravy since moving norf

>> No.17655236

>>17647368
Seppo comes from Cockney rhyming slang, "septic tank". That's you, yank.

>> No.17655252

chippies look meh but fish looks good

>> No.17655298

>>17646687
since there's no tartar nor mayo i'll have C4B love

>> No.17655319

>>17649613
There's a thread up right now about american food called "gumbo" kek what will they come up with next

>> No.17655337

>>17650622
This is peak white people food.

>> No.17655522

>tfw no good chippies near me
They're all trying to appeal to a wider market, with kebabs and burgers and munchie boxes and shit. I just want a nice bit of haddock and chips with curry sauce. Don't want a hamburger and chicken poppers.

>> No.17655742

>>17646666
>108.70 pesos for some fries and fried fish
anglos should kill themselves in mase

>> No.17655780

is it normal to charge extra for tartare sauce? do you typically stock your own if you get takeout a lot??

anyway british food is hella comfy . I'm in Edinburgh and the seaside chippy, besides fish and chips, the fried monkfish and cauliflower was also really tasty and you get huge portions

also love all the pies, cornish pasty, sausage rolls, coleman's mustard, etc. etc. I could be a fat person here forever desu. just ate a steak n red wine pie """for two""""

>> No.17655782

>>17655742
>108.70 pesos
How much is that in real money?

>> No.17655787

>>17646687
Fish and Chips, salt + vinegar or ketchup depending on my mood, and coke.

>> No.17655802

>>17646666

The fish looks about average size for a chippy, the sauce looks like cheap curry sauce and that is a pathetic portion of chips. For about £8 in Southampton I used to be able to get a fish larger than that and easily 5x the number of chips for takeaway.

>> No.17655813

what kind of place should I get a bacon butty
and all the other meme butty sandwiches

>> No.17655816

>>17655813
the fuck is a butty

>> No.17656133

>>17646687
>perfect anything
>sugar water
pick one

>> No.17656168

>>17655813
A proper greasy spoon. The ones that do Belly Buster Breakfasts and shit like that.

>> No.17656172

>>17655802
I remember the '80s too.