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I want to try REAL lembas wafers. Is it possible to make a baked good that is super delicious and also super calorie dense?

>> No.17635930

>>17635929
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e9d526e8_frodo.png">

>> No.17635935

>>17635929
Pound cake?

>> No.17635941

>>17635929
>spoiled yogurt hobbit armpit scent
>fresh bread every morning
I wonder

>> No.17636033

yeah see i'm not a big fan of a hobbit girlfriend idea, but aren't hobbits REALLY good at cooking?

>> No.17636051

>>17635929
Why not soak some matzah in olive oil <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e9d526e8_frodo.png">

>> No.17636072

>>17635929
Lembas is real. It's the Most Holy Communion of our Lord. I get it at church mutliple times a week

>> No.17636087

>>17635941
I'm pondering that pit pungency. And I think I have to go with the pigmy. I'll pop her cherry with my priapic purple prick. Maybe to her, 4 inches will be impressive.

>> No.17636109
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17636109

Harder question.

>> No.17636115

>>17636109
I'm completely intolerant to all dairy. But I aint no furry. Cheese section it is!

>> No.17636147

>>17636115
have you tried not being black?
I heard that helps

>> No.17636150

>>17636109
I am a furry, still picking the cheese.

>> No.17636154

>>17636147
Have you tried not making snap judgements about people's ethnicity? I'm as white as they come and will be an asset in the race war. khnx.

God...some people....

>> No.17636199

>>17636109
That's a few thousand dollars worth of cheese tops. I'll take the girl with the really long tongue.

>> No.17636208

>>17635929
>>17636109
>subhuman gfs
>good food
Who makes shit like this?
<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ad2977e6_FeelsWeirdMan.png">

>> No.17636210

>>17636208
Furry girls are above human, and are superior in every way.

>> No.17636266

>>17636210
Furries go in every oven<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c458ef22_bane.png">

>> No.17636285

YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE
1. A MILLION BILLION GORILLION DOLLARS
2. INCURABLE IBS

>> No.17636289

>>17636109
animatronic wolf pussy

>> No.17636301

>>17636087
Buttsmithy.com

>> No.17636307

>>17636109
Cheese hands down. Way easier than the hobbit vs bread question.

>> No.17636333

>>17635929
Do I have to get rid of my hobbit girlfriend to have the lifetime supply of elf cake? Will she suddenly grow 10"? What the shit is with this emokemon nonsense?

>> No.17636454

>>17636147
I have never met a lactose intolerant person that wasn't white

>> No.17636459

>>17636454
Most of the lactose intolerant people I know are asian, so that doesn't line up.

>> No.17636460

>>17635929
LotR wiki for Lembas Bread:
>Like other products of the Elves, it was offensive to creatures corrupted by evil
Guess we're fucking the midget

>> No.17636464

>>17636454
They make other people?

>> No.17636477

>>17635929
Lembas is literally sacred magic bread that only Galadriel can make, and an actual demi-goddess taught her how to make it in the first place.

>> No.17636490

>>17635935
Pretty close, desu, just dry it out by 25%.<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e1899bbe_YEP.png">

>> No.17636645

>>17636109
Are you serious? Easily the cheese

>> No.17636661

>>17636147
That's an Asian thing. get your racism straight.

>> No.17636662

>>17635941
>doesn't enjoy the scent of women
maybe guys are more your speed

>> No.17636670

I follow a LotR cookbook recipe for Lembas bread. It's good but I have an issue. How do I make it without nuts?

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17636672

>>17636662
>women

>> No.17636682

>>17636109
I'm not supposed to eat cheese so it has to be the robot thinga-majig.

>> No.17636698

>>17636670
You don't. That would be a different kind of bread undeserving of the name.

>> No.17636739

>>17636672
>see a woman
>think of men
yup, you're definitely a homo

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>>17636285
Incurable IBS desu. Can you imagine how much time I'll get to spend on the toilet at work? Shitposting all day? Shits gonna be great.

>> No.17636752

>>17636739
more stinky women for you buddy. be happy.

>> No.17636776
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17636776

>chose the wrong wolfgirl.

>> No.17636785

>>17636776
That's not a wolf girl. It's some anime girl, probably underage, with weird ears.

>> No.17636788

>>17636109
can i freeze the cheese? if so the cheese <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a19762fc_MeguminHappy.png">

>> No.17636800

does the hobbit women get to bring pipe weed?<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/1e4d8dfa_PillowNo.png">

>> No.17636876

I just want a gf to eat food with bros
But skinny
I'm skinny and I like food, why do only fat chicks like food

>> No.17636894

>>17636876
Skinny chicks that like food eventually become fat chicks that like food.

>> No.17636896

>>17635929
I can make more appetizing bread that that. I'll take the hobbit and train here as a sous chef.
A lifetime supply of shit has no value to me.

>> No.17636905

>>17636109
i can easily get bitches with a cheese plate ,so cheese obviously

>> No.17636930
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>>17636785
It's a wolf girl anon. A princess to boot.

>> No.17636932

>>17636930
It is literally not and you should return to whatever site you came from.

>> No.17636940
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>>17636932
Liru is an institution on 4chan anon. You must leave now newb.

>> No.17636941

>>17636932
Cope and seethe, furfag.<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/25908e08_PepeLmao.png">

>> No.17636945
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17636945

Praise Liru in the highest.

>> No.17636949
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17636949

Liru is love. Liru is life.

>> No.17636972

>>17636460
there are worse fates
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4d00227b_yaranaika2.png">

>> No.17636999

>>17636940
>exposed clit
why even wear the damned shorts then ?

>> No.17637015

>>17635929
How could you expect a legitimate thread about Lembas thread while offering the imaginary conceit of hairy hobbit GF?
<span class="xae" data-xae="ok">👌[/spoiler] <span class="xae" data-xae="grinsweat">😅[/spoiler] <span class="xae" data-xae="ok">👌[/spoiler]

>> No.17637074

>>17636154
If you can't have milk you probably have a jewish great grandpa or some shit

>> No.17637274

>>17636999
They're undone. You need to introduce yourself to some sluts, anon.

>> No.17637281

>>17636150
You need to leave.

>> No.17637294

>>17635929
It always looked like shortbread to me when watching the movies, that's fulls of butter and sugar.

I choose Rosie by the way.

>> No.17637315

>>17635929
I don't want any of those <span class="xae" data-xae="vomit">🤮[/spoiler]

>> No.17637374

>>17636109
robo wolf gf
turned into a cheesemaker

>> No.17637381

>>17635929
look how is this even a fucking contest? Even the hobbits were getting sick of lembas bread near the end of their journey when they were starving.

>> No.17637414

>>17636477
It's just brioche

>> No.17637415

>>17636208
>>17636109
Wolf girl is impracticable unless its a werewolf, lifetime supply of cheese would be better. Do you want glowniggers to abduct and dissect your GF?

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>>17636147
>>17636454
>>17636661

>> No.17637428

>>17637414
Brioche goes stale if you observe its presence.

>> No.17637431

>>17635929
<img class="xae" data-xae width="24" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c291d202_gachiGASM.png"><span class="xae" data-xae="drip">💦[/spoiler]<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e9d526e8_frodo.png">

>> No.17637444

>>17637381
This, it's not actually good. It's not like elves eat nothing but lembas. It's just an MRE

>> No.17637836
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>> No.17637918

>>17637836
AVE HELIOS REX

>> No.17637940

>>17636454
No actual white person can be lactose intolerant. Either those people were cringe hypochondriacs, or they were Jews masquerading as whites.

>> No.17637998

>>17636788
No, it's special unfreezable cheese.

>> No.17638064

>>17636662
Based

>> No.17638069

>>17637940
There are lactose intolerant Irish, Swedes and Finns. No nation of people is 100% able to digest lactose, and even those who potentially could be will have some people drop off between 10-40 years of age as they drink less milk.

>> No.17638091

>>17636109
Life time supply of cheese easily

>> No.17638114

>>17638069
It took a very long time for the Irish to be regarded as white. They were frequently used as slaves and like Italians by no means white. As for the Swedes, they've been breeding with Laplanders for so long they practically are Finnish.

>> No.17638147

>>17638069
Lactose intolerance isn't real. Grow up.

>> No.17638168

>>17637836
I already have as many suns as I want

>> No.17638179

>>17638114
The Irish have the greatest percentage of translucent people in the world. Some of them are literally white.

>> No.17638205

>>17635929
Panforte

>> No.17638483

>>17635929
Hobbit girlfriend of course

>> No.17638494

>>17637836
I'd pick the sun, but the lions are a compelling choice

>> No.17638539

>>17635929
I want some hot redhead dwarf pussy

>> No.17638551

>>17637836
>>17638494
Just imagine the heat produced by a trillion lions.

>> No.17638557

>>17638551
Rubbing together?

>> No.17638560

>>17636109
<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e2ad2cb7_AWOOOO.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e2ad2cb7_AWOOOO.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e2ad2cb7_AWOOOO.png">

>> No.17638573

>>17638557
Or the sheer pressure. That's 150 trillion kg worth of lions.

>> No.17638574
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>>17635929
I would take the gf

>> No.17638591

>>17635929
If all hobbit women are like English women then I choose the lembas bread, if not it's about 50/50. In this moment I would choose the bread.
>>17636109
The cheese but it's not an easy decision if I get to choose any wolf girl and not just the one in the image

>> No.17638637

>>17637836
one trillion lions and i subjugate half of africa

>> No.17638657

>>17636109
I'd rather a wolf gf to torture than being bloated for a whole week

>> No.17638762

>>17638557
lions literally fuk 100 times a day

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>>17636289
based animatronic lover

>> No.17638847

>>17637836
>>17638637
One trillion lions would cover some 1.44 million square kilometres standing shoulder-to-shoulder. If you had them all in Africa, that one lion per ~20 square metres.

>> No.17638870

>>17638847
That's a lot of lions, but we can cram more in there.
>Cram!

>> No.17639775

>>17636109
Not a furry, but I wouldn't mind a slave. The cheese thong is one time. Cheese goes bad. I don't even like cheese

>> No.17639819

>>17635929
If she loves me she'll make me a lifetime supply of Lembas bread anyway. Dumb question OP.

>> No.17639839

>>17636109
Imagine all the cheese I can buy when I make the wolfgirl be a twitch thot.

>> No.17640297
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>>17635935
probably between pound and shortcake, but its also magic.

>> No.17641111

>>17635929
>>17635935
Walker's shortbread?

>> No.17641121

>>17636072
>bragging about literal cannibalism
monster

>>17636109
Easy question, she will bear me many puppies.