/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17629911]

I don't understand coffee

it has such an offensive odor and taste, tea mogs

I think it's just caffeine addiction but you can get caffeine from tea as well, who knows, and I'm american with british/irish, italian, polish ancestry I1 haplogroup

same with shit like hard whiskey, why the fuck would I drink that when I can have a sugary wine

[Anonymous No.17629914]

>>17629911
>different people like different things thread #9858436
Wow anon you're so cool and unique now fuck yourself and go

[Anonymous No.17629922]

>>17629914
my thread is cold hard truth

[Anonymous No.17629939]

>>17629922
You posted your opinions, so good job?

Were all super proud of you anon, you formed (very common) thoughts about the two biggest drinks in the world and shared them! Good job.

[Anonymous No.17629940]

>>17629911
You uncreative and lower effort post reeks of stupidity.

Why would you out yourself as a know-nothing and then express your opinion as if it had any sort of weight to it? What the hell is the point? For people who know better than you to call you a moron? Is that your thing?

[Anonymous No.17629942]

>>17629940
I dunno

[Anonymous No.17629944]

winners drink coffee and losers and women drink tea.


however the ultimate alpha based mega chad does not engage in caffeine.

[Anonymous No.17629947]

>>17629942
Why don't you know?

[Anonymous No.17629949]

>>17629942
>I dunno
Lmao you really don't know, do you?

[Anonymous No.17629950]

>>17629947
I'm not that guy, bitch. KEEP AN EYE ON THE POSTER COUNT RETARD

[Anonymous No.17629954]

>>17629950
Pathetic. Stop screeching like a stuck pig and tell me why you don't know.

[Anonymous No.17629956]

>>17629944
tea is for fucking samurai and shit

fucking 9-5 faggots think they're winners when they're lifelong slaves

tea for the samurai

[Anonymous No.17629957]

>>17629954
leave your mother out of this *slam dunks your gay ass*

[Anonymous No.17629963]

>>17629956
the samurai lost so it didn't work

[Anonymous No.17629964]

>>17629957
>lacks the ability of self reflection
>even in the simplest and most rudimentary of ways.

NGMI. Sad, really.

You've outed yourself as less than and nothing you say will ever be a slam dunk.

[Anonymous No.17629971]

for me, it's lemon and honey in my tea but black for coffee

[Anonymous No.17629972]

>>17629963
Kojirō was known for wielding an oversized nodachi (Japanese greatsword) called a "laundry-drying pole" for its length, as well as being titled "three-shaku silver blade" (「三尺の白刃」). Using this sword, Kojirō was said to be known for a swift two-stroke sword technique called tsubame gaeshi, and he bore the nickname "The Demon of the Western Provinces". Kojirō arrived at the appointed time, but was then left to wait for hours; Musashi had overslept. Kojirō sent out servants to retrieve Musashi, who ate a full breakfast, taking his time. In some variants of the tale, Musashi intentionally arrives late as a sign of disrespect. As he sailed over the Kanmon Straits, Musashi carved a crude oversized bokken from one of the ship's oars with his knife, making an improvised wooden sword, possibly to help wake himself up. Upon his arrival, an irritated Kojirō chided Musashi's lateness and dramatically threw his scabbard into the sea, as a sign that he would not stop and would fight to the death. Musashi responded with a taunt of his own, saying that Kojirō clearly wasn't confident in himself if he thought he'd never get a chance to use a fine scabbard again.[15][16]

The two circled each other, and Kojirō leaped toward Musashi with his trademark overhead strike. Musashi, too, jumped and swung his weapon with a shout, and the two sword strokes met. Musashi's headband fell off, sliced by Kojirō's sword, but somehow, only the headband was cut rather than Musashi's skull. Musashi's strike, meanwhile, had struck true, cleaving Kojirō's skull.[15]

many samurai

[Anonymous No.17629976]

>>17629972
not gonna read all that bro

wtf

[Anonymous No.17629978]

>>17629976
that's while you'll never be samurai

[Anonymous No.17629979]

>>17629964
If I wanted a comeback I'd get your piggy momma to spit in a cup, fagboy

[Anonymous No.17629981]

>>17629972
No fucking shot I'm reading that

[Anonymous No.17629984]

>>17629981
will never be samurai

[Anonymous No.17629990]

In Musashi's last book, The Book of Five Rings (五輪書, Go Rin no Sho), Musashi seems to take a very philosophical approach to looking at the "craft of war": "There are five ways in which men pass through life: as gentlemen, warriors, farmers, artisans and merchants."

Throughout the book, Musashi implies that the way of the Warrior, as well as the meaning of a "true strategist" is that of somebody who has made mastery of many art forms away from that of the sword, such as tea drinking (sadō), laboring, writing, and painting, as Musashi practiced throughout his life.[32] Musashi was hailed as an extraordinary sumi-e artist in the use of ink monochrome as depicted in two such paintings: "Shrike Perched in a Dead Tree" (Koboku Meigekizu, 枯木鳴鵙図) and "Wild Geese Among Reeds" (Rozanzu, 魯山図). Going back to the Book of Five Rings, Musashi talks deeply about the ways of Buddhism.

He makes particular note of artisans and foremen. When he wrote the book, the majority of houses in Japan were made of wood. In the use of building a house, foremen have to employ strategy based upon the skill and ability of their workers.

[Anonymous No.17629991]

>>17629979
What does it feel like to be a retard? I'm genuinely curious?
The only insult to mothers is your inbred and room temp IQ behavior. Honestly I'm suprised she didn't pull the SIDS routine on your ass after seeing how stupid you are and put you out of your misery. I guess stupidity must run in the family.

[Anonymous No.17630006]

>>17629984
I never have and never will want to be japanese, especially not a cucked ass samurai. TBA KS for confirming that life isn't for me I guess

[Anonymous No.17630008]

>>17629991
dude I'm just playing but you really are a faggot

[Anonymous No.17630013]

You like cola don't you? That's almost coffee

[Anonymous No.17630014]

>>17630008
>bring the heat
>can't handle when it gets turned up
lolkgk0d

[Anonymous No.17630033]

>>17629911
>I'm american with british/irish, italian, polish ancestry I1 haplogroup

[Anonymous No.17630060]

>>17630033
nope

[Anonymous No.17630063]

>>17630006
samurai are everywhere and they don't drink horseshit coffee

[Anonymous No.17630064]

>>17630060
You're such a memelord holy shit

[Anonymous No.17630066]

>>17630060
>jew: 0.2%
don't leave your wallet alone with this guy, fellas

[Anonymous No.17630068]

>>17630064
>>17630066
cucks mad I call them out for having shit taste

[Anonymous No.17630071]

>>17630068
>Scandinavian 0.3%
hey me blokes, don't leave your refugee status papers around this fella

[Anonymous No.17630073]

>>17630071
I1 haplogroup

we just fucked so much english and irish puss that it's hard to trace

[Anonymous No.17630080]

>>17630073
>French and German: 3.7%
I don't know if this guy wants to cook a frog or stick it up his ass

[Anonymous No.17630081]

>>17630080
>pretending to be shitskin on 4chan

good one

[Anonymous No.17630083]

Many Americans have never tried tea (besides bubble tea and kfc sweet tea)

[Anonymous No.17630084]

>>17630081
>spanish and portuguese 2.6%
greasy. just real greasy

[Anonymous No.17630087]

>>17630084
what are you peruvian or congolese

[Anonymous No.17630099]

>>17630087
>18.5% eastern european
OK so first he comes to work on your toilet, then he ends up stealing the toilet and it is later retrieved but found to have also been given hiv by him

[Anonymous No.17630100]

>>17629911
Tea is a lot easier to get into than coffee since garbage-quality tea that you can buy at a supermarket still tastes ok on its own (because it doesn't actually taste like much of anything at all) while the equivalent garbage-quality coffee tastes intensely of burnt newspaper.

However, higher-quality coffee does exist.
You can buy quality beans from a local roaster, grind them as needed, and brew them how you like.
I have no problem drinking good coffee black, but I definitely still add milk and sugar to hotel/diner coffee.

[Anonymous No.17630107]

>>17630099
you're running out of ethnicities to pretend you are

it's either african, shrimp dick asian, or south american /half white goblino

[Anonymous No.17630113]

>>17630107
>5.4% broadly northwestern european
very wide geographic range for such a narrow gene pool

[Anonymous No.17630115]

>>17630113
my ancestor took what he pleased

[Anonymous No.17630121]

>>17630115
>0.2% southern european
don't eggplants grow on trees

[Anonymous No.17630124]

>>17630121
No?

[Anonymous No.17630128]

>>17629911
>and I'm american with british/irish, italian, polish ancestry I1 haplogroup
delusional McHumans everyone.

Thats a nice way of saying im a fkin mulatto with no culture who clings to a fkin DNA test to see any purpose in life.

[Anonymous No.17630131]

>>17630115

>delusional

[Anonymous No.17630138]

>>17630128
viking chad just fucking his way through the world

nothing wrong with that

>>17630131
mad nigger that he's r1b shitskin

[Anonymous No.17630143]

>>17630138
Unlike you roleplaying retards im a german from germany living in germany laughing at you silly plastic humans from the colonies desperatly trying to figure out who and what they are.

[Anonymous No.17630148]

>>17630143
so you're living in one of the most cucked nations on earth pretending you're the shit

that's what's wrong with euroshits

hey bro, you could have had like 1000 acres but your ancestors are fucking pussies son, sad truth

[Anonymous No.17630149]

>>17630143
you mean the closest people to get cosmopolitan roman dick shoved up your ass?

[Anonymous No.17630150]

>>17630148
You dont even see the irony in what you just wrote compared to what you wrote before?

Delusional McHumans. unbelievable, must be all that corn syrup and fluoride

[Anonymous No.17630153]

>>17630150
danish vikings that pillaged britain and then came to america

where we export freedom dumbshit

we're free as fuck and your brothers are scheduled to be slaughtered again by judea

imagine that

get up and fucking leave before it's too late you imbecile

[Anonymous No.17630156]

>>17630153
Don't forget you're the jew

[Anonymous No.17630157]

>>17630153
thats some heavy teenage autism there buddy.
>free as fuck
>murrica

you are a walking stereotype you fake human.

[Anonymous No.17630159]

>>17630156
danish viking is somehow jew

interesting, you better hope some vikings are there to clean the slate you docile euroshit

>>17630157
yes, enjoy having no heat this winter

[Anonymous No.17630160]

>>17630148
>>17630150
>>17630153
>>17630159
reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.17630163]

>>17630160
>2017 trump poster is mad at a 2009 normal poster because he doesn't conform to his weird rituals typical

[Anonymous No.17630169]

>>17630160
sorry newfag ive been here for over 10 years.

[Anonymous No.17630173]

>>17630159
>wait so a Norwegian blue is somehow jewish?
This isn't my opinion. you posted your own DNA. Your own cells stand as rune stones declaring your kikery.

[Anonymous No.17630176]

>>17630163
Ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.17630177]

>>17630173
where's yours

for all that ? ancestry you're still stuck in europe aren't you, you fuckers are literally like cattle at this point, your next sacrifice is required

[Anonymous No.17630180]

>>17630176
cope nigger

[Anonymous No.17630184]

>>17630177
Not a drop of yid, rabbi. I am sorry, to disappoint you. I know how tribalistic your type gets.

[Anonymous No.17630188]

>>17630184
middle eastern is Semitic

[Anonymous No.17630191]

>>17630184
>middle eastern

IM NOT SEMITIC!
You Yanks are rly fkin retarded arent you?

[Anonymous No.17630195]

>>17630188
>>17630191
watch Rabbi Redbeard here pilpul me saying I'm not a jew to not being a semite. Get a yarmulke on your .2% is showing

[Anonymous No.17630196]

>>17630169
Then why would you reply to such obvious bait?

[Anonymous No.17630200]

>>17630196
everything is bait right, nothing is real

[Anonymous No.17630213]

I'm just percolating in this bread because it is wild for /ck/ levels

[Anonymous No.17630215]

>>17630200
it if if you take it, if not then it's just a hook

[Anonymous No.17630219]

>>17630184
>Jack Scalfani
lol

[Anonymous No.17630243]

>>17630215
sure is that bait as well

[Anonymous No.17630289]

>>17629911
Tea tastes like shit and makes my throat hoarse. Whiskey and sweet wine are both total crap.

Whiskey is like "oh i'm now going to pay 70 bucks to taste those subtle tones of walnuts". Like nigger eat some of deez walnuts.